… grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack:
Hello and welcome to the Good Guy Build-A-Buddy Workshop now open in the Chicago Mall….. Today, we have invited a few lucky kids from the Chicago Orphanarium for the chance to build their very own officially licensed and “Totally not Evil” Talking Good Guy Doll.
Alright, little orphaned Andy…grab a metal doll head and some recycled old people dentures from that bucket next to you and get over here and pour some hot plastic all over that mess and I’ll “supervise” from a safe distance.
Hey, you’re doing great Andy! But don’t look at me Andy! Look at the doll! Not me Andy…the doll! Alright, calm down. We have a burn kit on the way…stop crying and grab some eyes out of that bucket you knocked over when you were flailing about.
Now, carefully load those eyes into the eye gun. We are going to have you shoot the eyes right into the dolls face. I know it may sound ridiculous…but trust me…it really is the only way…. Ok everybody it looks like Andy has ironically shot his own eyes out with the eye gun.
Hang on Andy, I have a plan. I’m going to transfer your life force into your doll with a voodoo chant I learned in mall jail a few years back… ok here goes: Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho…..Orange Julius….Corn Dog 7….Give me the power of Claires I beg of you!
Andy? Are you in there? Ok Andy’s dead. No wait…he’s stabbing my leg. It looks like he is going to be fine. Hey Andy don’t do that. What’s that Andy? Call you Chuck. Alright Chuck. Let’s get you back on the bus. Oh you want a piggy back ride…ok…hop on…hey….not so tight Chuck..
and now for something really evil. Randy.
Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Because sometimes you have to fight a resurrected demon doll inhabited by the spirit of a serial killer currently hiding in the basement of your foster home with an electric carving turkey knife part 2.
- Chucky is a doll
- Universal Monster for the late 80s and Early 90s
- From Eye to Tunnel of the city.
- That is one burnt chucky.
- 2 like Z for Zorro.
- Fun One Lincoln…I bet Matthew McCanahahaha is in there.
- Oh man…Good Guy dolls are metal underneath with porcelain teeth? no wonder demon occupied.
- Shove them appendages in there.
- So the facility is down by the docks and dump?
- Guy Guy Batteries…Size C
- Play Pal Toys
- Good Guy doll
- Walk and Talk…My stomach hurts. Good news?
- Rumors Hi, I’m the lakeshore stranglers…uh huh huh…
- We rebuilt the doll…we rebuilt him better…stronger…faster…6 dollar man.
- Well give us a minute…we aren’t used to making them manually…
- So we built a mini eye inserter…and now I’m electic and dead…eyes!
- C’mon Andy…let’s talk about it…Talking helps the nightmares go away
- Bad Man in Good Guy Doll…no hell…stay in doll too long and trap…his real name was Charles Lee Ray…and you are the first person I told…so now you are mine.
- Dreams can’t hurt you…unless you are on Elm Street.
- Stick this doll up your ass.
- Go Fish Doc
- Come over and look at this child behind the 1 way mirror…Wanna Foster?
- Ritual Voodoo Charles Lee Ray (the lakeshore strangler) who lives in Andy’s Good Guy Doll…reconstituted.
- Chocolate is my favorite…but I’ll eat eggs.
- Way to go…way to freak the kid out. Hit a Good Guy Truck
- Holy crap…his Foster Parents live in a Barbie Dream House with tons of old trinket shit.
- It’s ok…No foul.
- Uh oh…this Foster Mommy ain’t got nobody to pass onto.
- Age out Foster Kid…gotta make the scratch….
- Foster Mom … are you serious…A Good Guy doll (Tommy)…really lady…you suck!
- Play Pals Toys trucks always be blowing horn.
- Lose your umbrella? No problem…let it go like a balloon
- Stupid Doll won’t fit in my trunk.
- Vodka on 2 week anniversary. How does one have his car full of toys and have time to hook up?
- Car Phone…Bag Phone…beep beep beep.
- Uncle Charles.
- That is a Gold Card…just as good as cash man. No card!!
- Water pistol
- wasting no time
- A storm is coming
- How did Chucky Break Tommy’s Face with a porcelain
- Hey…want me to say your name backwards.
- Give a kid a smoke and he will smoke it.
- Kyle is a chain smoker.
- Sorry Jack…Chucky’s Back.
- Pull them Batteries!
- Mr. Simpson is never getting that figurine glued back together.
- Andy is a pushy swinger.
- Keep your friends close…keep Chucky closer.
- “What do I know about teenage girls.?” more than 2 weeks ago.
- Chucky is always wanting to play. “Hide the soul.”
- Chucky is trying to take over my soul.
- haha…I’m going to get rid of him…by tossing him down the stairs into the basement.
- What is Mrs. Simpson’s accent?
- First Chucky..and now I have to ride the bus.
- Chucky is turning human again.
- Who me? Just playing a little chain ball…yeah…I just stand here by myself and bang a basketball against a chain link fence.
- Get Bent Micro Chip
- Adults always tossing Chucky in dark places.
- He Pumped her in the chest and then gave her 30 licks with the stick.
- ha! He is going to put the kid in the under the stairs cabinet?
- His name is Tommy…look at it!
- electric knife!!
- Tommy’s Alibi…been at the bottom of the stairs all night.
- Sometimes you have to face your demons…in the basement…with an electric knife…and a lot of nerve
- Phil. Neck broken.
- Foster Parent singular.
- Meanwhile, down at the home for crazy kids.
- Most of Chucky’s Day is spent pretending to not be alive.
- ha! She found the body. I did not see that coming.
- Chucky is never where you leave him…unless it is at the bottom of the stairs in the basement.
- Chucky has a knife…Chucky has a knife.
- Chucky has already racked up 3 killings and 2 carjackings.
- Chicago Police!
- “You’ve seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.” – Redflag!
- Buckle up for safety
- Come on Kyle…just go…don’t bother trying to run him over… “Me screaming at the screen.”
- A little game of Chucky says…Move it…that was a short game.
- That is the 2nd murder Kyle has been involved in. maybe 3…the cops are coming to get her.
- You didn’t think we were going to setup a whole Chucky Factory and not return to that!
- “Close your eyes and count to 7 and you will soon be in heaven.”
- The demon hot line has got to be tired of all the hangups Chucky is always making to transfer his soul. Too late.
- This did not get scary until we got to Desperate Chucky. When he was just annoyed it wasn’t too bad.
- There are Chucky dolls coming down the manufacture line…are there workers there?
- Andy almost got Chucky Eyes implanted into his feet.
- Yeah that maintenance guy had to get the eyes
- Did they just give Chucky Pubic hair
- So what was that one button? the really want to f something up button?
- Andy has a bit of the killer in him.
- That kill box at the top of the conveyor really needs to have a sign that says…Danger. Bad Shit
- Chucky looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.
- We killed Chuck Thrice.
- Kyle is for sure going to have to go on the run. As far as the cops are concerned…she killed her foster parents and the foster home director and kidnapped Andy…and most likely killed Andy’s Teacher and the poor night maintenance guy at the Play Pal Good Guy Warehouse.