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Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date October 23, 2020

INTRO

Oh hi,

… grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack:

Hello and welcome to the Good Guy Build-A-Buddy Workshop now open in the Chicago Mall….. Today, we have invited a few lucky kids from the Chicago Orphanarium for the chance to build their very own officially licensed and “Totally not Evil” Talking Good Guy Doll.

Alright, little orphaned Andy…grab a metal doll head and some recycled old people dentures from that bucket next to you and get over here and pour some hot plastic all over that mess and I’ll “supervise” from a safe distance.

Hey, you’re doing great Andy! But don’t look at me Andy! Look at the doll! Not me Andy…the doll! Alright, calm down. We have a burn kit on the way…stop crying and grab some eyes out of that bucket you knocked over when you were flailing about.

Now, carefully load those eyes into the eye gun. We are going to have you shoot the eyes right into the dolls face. I know it may sound ridiculous…but trust me…it really is the only way…. Ok everybody it looks like Andy has ironically shot his own eyes out with the eye gun.

Hang on Andy, I have a plan. I’m going to transfer your life force into your doll with a voodoo chant I learned in mall jail a few years back… ok here goes: Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho…..Orange Julius….Corn Dog 7….Give me the power of Claires I beg of you!

Andy? Are you in there? Ok Andy’s dead. No wait…he’s stabbing my leg. It looks like he is going to be fine. Hey Andy don’t do that. What’s that Andy? Call you Chuck. Alright Chuck. Let’s get you back on the bus. Oh you want a piggy back ride…ok…hop on…hey….not so tight Chuck..

and now for something really evil. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099253/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child%27s_Play_2

TWITTER

Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Because sometimes you have to fight a resurrected demon doll inhabited by the spirit of a serial killer currently hiding in the basement of your foster home with an electric carving turkey knife part 2.

SHOW NOTES

Chucky is a doll
Universal Monster for the late 80s and Early 90s
From Eye to Tunnel of the city.
That is one burnt chucky.
2 like Z for Zorro.
Fun One Lincoln…I bet Matthew McCanahahaha is in there.
Oh man…Good Guy dolls are metal underneath with porcelain teeth? no wonder demon occupied.
Shove them appendages in there.
So the facility is down by the docks and dump?
Guy Guy Batteries…Size C
Play Pal Toys
Good Guy doll
Walk and Talk…My stomach hurts. Good news?
Rumors Hi, I’m the lakeshore stranglers…uh huh huh…
We rebuilt the doll…we rebuilt him better…stronger…faster…6 dollar man.
Well give us a minute…we aren’t used to making them manually…
So we built a mini eye inserter…and now I’m electic and dead…eyes!
C’mon Andy…let’s talk about it…Talking helps the nightmares go away
Bad Man in Good Guy Doll…no hell…stay in doll too long and trap…his real name was Charles Lee Ray…and you are the first person I told…so now you are mine.
Dreams can’t hurt you…unless you are on Elm Street.
Stick this doll up your ass.
Go Fish Doc
Come over and look at this child behind the 1 way mirror…Wanna Foster?
Ritual Voodoo Charles Lee Ray (the lakeshore strangler) who lives in Andy’s Good Guy Doll…reconstituted.
Chocolate is my favorite…but I’ll eat eggs.
Way to go…way to freak the kid out. Hit a Good Guy Truck
Holy crap…his Foster Parents live in a Barbie Dream House with tons of old trinket shit.
It’s ok…No foul.
Uh oh…this Foster Mommy ain’t got nobody to pass onto.
Age out Foster Kid…gotta make the scratch….
Foster Mom … are you serious…A Good Guy doll (Tommy)…really lady…you suck!
Play Pals Toys trucks always be blowing horn.
Lose your umbrella? No problem…let it go like a balloon
Stupid Doll won’t fit in my trunk.
Vodka on 2 week anniversary. How does one have his car full of toys and have time to hook up?
Car Phone…Bag Phone…beep beep beep.
Uncle Charles.
That is a Gold Card…just as good as cash man. No card!!
Water pistol
wasting no time
A storm is coming
How did Chucky Break Tommy’s Face with a porcelain
Hey…want me to say your name backwards.
Give a kid a smoke and he will smoke it.
Kyle is a chain smoker.
Sorry Jack…Chucky’s Back.
Pull them Batteries!
Mr. Simpson is never getting that figurine glued back together.
Andy is a pushy swinger.
Keep your friends close…keep Chucky closer.
“What do I know about teenage girls.?” more than 2 weeks ago.
Chucky is always wanting to play. “Hide the soul.”
Chucky is trying to take over my soul.
haha…I’m going to get rid of him…by tossing him down the stairs into the basement.
What is Mrs. Simpson’s accent?
First Chucky..and now I have to ride the bus.
Chucky is turning human again.
Who me? Just playing a little chain ball…yeah…I just stand here by myself and bang a basketball against a chain link fence.
Get Bent Micro Chip
Adults always tossing Chucky in dark places.
He Pumped her in the chest and then gave her 30 licks with the stick.
ha! He is going to put the kid in the under the stairs cabinet?
His name is Tommy…look at it!
electric knife!!
Tommy’s Alibi…been at the bottom of the stairs all night.
Sometimes you have to face your demons…in the basement…with an electric knife…and a lot of nerve
Phil. Neck broken.
Foster Parent singular.
Meanwhile, down at the home for crazy kids.
Most of Chucky’s Day is spent pretending to not be alive.
ha! She found the body. I did not see that coming.
Chucky is never where you leave him…unless it is at the bottom of the stairs in the basement.
Chucky has a knife…Chucky has a knife.
Chucky has already racked up 3 killings and 2 carjackings.
Chicago Police!
“You’ve seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.” – Redflag!
Buckle up for safety
Come on Kyle…just go…don’t bother trying to run him over… “Me screaming at the screen.”
A little game of Chucky says…Move it…that was a short game.
That is the 2nd murder Kyle has been involved in. maybe 3…the cops are coming to get her.
You didn’t think we were going to setup a whole Chucky Factory and not return to that!
“Close your eyes and count to 7 and you will soon be in heaven.”
The demon hot line has got to be tired of all the hangups Chucky is always making to transfer his soul. Too late.
This did not get scary until we got to Desperate Chucky. When he was just annoyed it wasn’t too bad.
There are Chucky dolls coming down the manufacture line…are there workers there?
Andy almost got Chucky Eyes implanted into his feet.
Yeah that maintenance guy had to get the eyes
Did they just give Chucky Pubic hair
So what was that one button? the really want to f something up button?
Andy has a bit of the killer in him.
That kill box at the top of the conveyor really needs to have a sign that says…Danger. Bad Shit
Chucky looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.
We killed Chuck Thrice.
Kyle is for sure going to have to go on the run. As far as the cops are concerned…she killed her foster parents and the foster home director and kidnapped Andy…and most likely killed Andy’s Teacher and the poor night maintenance guy at the Play Pal Good Guy Warehouse.

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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date October 17, 2020

INTRO

oh hi,

Oh by all means American Business Men Type, please interrupt my game of Chinese Chess I was enjoying with my Mogwai in a cage, before you rolled your crappy TV into my tiny downtown shop filled with the priceless antiquities of my people. You break, it you bought it!

Oh I mean…welcome to Mr. Wings of New York…how may I help you? Uh huh…right…listen have any of you seen my grandson? Little Wing? No? Oh that’s right…I fired him 6 years ago for being a little shit. Speaking of little shits. You guys want to see what I have in this cage? No? Still set on showing me your little film? Don’t care…whoosh! Look at that! I bet you guys have never seen one of these! Clean up on aisle 6-6-6! Am I right. Seriously though, I know a guy who performs miracles on stained underwear. Ancient Chinese…oh nevermind…

Yeah he was a lot cuter last night before I fell asleep in my chair smoking my pipe. Had a bit of a beard fire…I’m old…it’s dry…set off the sprinkles….by the time I got back. Well you can see it. It was like one of those play-doh fun factories…you know the kind with the dough press….splurt…yeah…I know

Oh well, it could have been worse. It could have been a 2 hour movie about a Gremlin Super Spreader Event with a line up of Gremlin Themed Mutations that plows into the absurd right when Hulk Hogan demands cold soda, hot popcorn and satisfaction. I mean…who would watch that! I did..twice.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins_2:_The_New_Batch

TWITTER

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Like a rubber bat on a stick…maybe you could you it on your show! “Where is the moan…there is supposed to be a moan here.”

“Because of the end of civilization, the Filmsack Network now leaves the air. We hope you’ve enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you’ve enjoyed… life.”

SHOW NOTES

Die Hard with Gremlins
Meanwhile, down in ChinaTown
So far…great start…we already had bugs bunny and daffy with a fight…might as well start the movie.
Mr. Wang…I develop the biggest buildings in New York…you have the smallest things.
Big Time China Town.
Let us roll the TV Cart in and you can see an offer.
An Area of agreement that two people can reach.
It is more difficult to agree with oneself
Mr Clamp and his clamp on the world.
Please…keep the TV…TV TV
Rambo! That is Howie Mandel…saying Rambo!
6 Weeks later…what is he some kind of clairvoyant?
Daniel Clamp Style
Sad Maugwai
Run Mogli!
Like I always said…If you want to find something weird…you have to go downtown.
Clamp Revolving door…Have a powerful day.
Oh no! Billy drew the plans that killed Mr. Wang!
Unauthorized potted plant!
Art by recognized artists?
Coffee Mugs. Rest your butt here.
Billy’s Department red head.
She is a tour agent and he is a conceptional artist?
“Where is the moan…there is supposed to be a moan here.” – Fred
Rubber bat on a stick…maybe you could you it on your show!
Mr. Clamp only likes color.
Mister Donut!
“Splice O’ Life”
Just Rabies…We have the flu on backorder.
Casper have this tissue analyzed.
A cow that enjoys giving milk…according to the cow talking colander.
Jerry Goldsmith always elevates the material
The real monster is on floor 13?
So Billy moved to the big city to get away from his Dad’s shitty gadgets to work in a big facility with pricey shitty gadgets…cause Gremlins.
So broken tech is a character?
A bottle of high voltage?
Alvin and
Mister…Welcome to the Men’s Room. Hey pal I sure hope you washed those hands.
Gizmo’s hands are scary.
Mr. Clamp should be an undercover boss
Oh Gizmo..you are such a troublemaker.
Gomez is the worst janitor, handyman.
Like Exotic Canadian Cuisine
Everything that comes out of Gizmo is evil.
Goofy Gremlin
1ag101 Your car is old and dirty
Murray is visiting with his veterans group.
He is still on about the Russians. Things have changed since last time.
Art from burbs…Joe Dante baby
Billy is getting fired
it must be after midnight
Arrested a truck load of mimes
Gizmo in the ductwork
They arrested Billy at work…yet he is back at work the next day
Clamp hat.
Clamp Cable network.
Asians take a lot of photos.
Gremlins love food fights.
Bologna and Bean Dip Rollups
Poking fun at their own rules about Gremlins.
These Gremlins are much larger!
Microwave with Marge
These Gremlins are various sizes.
The 3 stooges of Gremlins. Goofy, Angry and Mental.
grote…gremlin boles.
These novelty flash lights suck
The Pest infestation monitor is reading critical.
Photocopy Gizmo!
Bored Boss is bored boss
It’s a wonderful life in color…big deal in 1990 and Ted Turner.
Gremlins are made out of green jello
The Movie Police…I would rather have a 2 hour root canal…it’s a 10…
Wally and his bouncy tomatoes
I forgot that some of these gremlins suffered mutations in the Clamp Labs
Bat gremlin. Brainy Gremlin, Bottle everything.
It made a bat symbol…cause they can…cause it is Warner Brothers.
Salad Gremlin.
Right now…this building is on fire!
Love the building voice
Yay! He got the Gargoyle Gremlin and his is going to turn to stone!
Things…Stuff…
Breaking the 4th wall a lot
Volleyball Holiday…
I quit…call the union…call the national guard.
Ha…Hulk Hogan…I forgot. Cold Sodas, Hot Popcorn and no Gremlins in the projection booth…
Acid in the face…Phantom of the Opera Gremlin.
Busty Gremlin – Miss Piggy Gremlin
Electric Gremlin.
Work a camera. I am the camera
All the horror stereotypes? The late night host who wishes it were real. The regretful scientist.
Rambo Gremlin *Gizmo? Spider Gremlin
That is not a fire in there…it is Gremlins.
Beakers full of Gremlin Morph.
They come in electric too? They do now. He is in the phone system on hold.
End of civilization tape. We hope you have enjoyed life.
How to resolve…Adjust the clocks. Gremlins read the clocks.
The boss has a secret exit.
Giz is Rocky Montage Training.
Goofy Gremlin and his angry counterpart.
Gizmo: Master of paperclips.
Creature: What is it that you want?
Was that civilized? Probably not.
Gizbo. Flaming arrows. “What happened to him? I don’t know…I guess they pushed him too far.”
Something terrible happened to me on Lincoln’s Birthday…Peanut Butter Sandwich at the park…Hello little girl.
Mounting a Musical Number.
Going to war with the gremlins.
A storm is coming. No sunlight in New York
Our new plan…get them wet. Marla…Smoke
Loogi Gremlin.
Transfer the call.
That leaves electric Gremlin to run amuck.
When you give a gremlin a voice it makes it hard to kill them?
Hut hut hut…Keystone cops.
I’m ok…I didn’t hurt myself.
Hey Bill.
It smells like burnt meatloaf
George and Lenny Gremlins
Forester is pantless and getting married to a gremlin

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Twister (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date June 13, 2020

INTRO

Oh hi,

Hey listen, thanks for letting me ride along with your Storm Chasing team to track down and research Tornados. This will no doubt be a valuable experience for my new podcast: Tornado Talkers. What’s that? Roll the maps? Oh sorry…I was just folding them like a rookie. My bad.

Ok, so as a podcaster here is my Tornado wish list for the next 24 hours, in order of a convenient rising action. First a Side Winder, then Twister Sisters, A Jumper, A Night Stalker and finally the much talked about… Daddy Killer a real 5 Fs Tornado. Oh it’s F5…so not Fs to the 5th power then.. Ok ok…I’m rolling the maps…

Oh hey look is that one of those Motel-Garage-Food Stand-Drive-Ins over there? We should totally stop by there tonight on our way back. Hot snot! They are showing the Shining! A manly High 5 ensues! H5! No? I know…roll the maps. Man, you sure got a lot of maps.

Slightly off-topic, what do you suppose they are drinking from that straw that runs into the roof of that one truck. Yeah, the barn burner truck…oh…it’s tropical fruit punch? Cool…cool…yeah that was NOT what I was guessing….. Oh theres a second straw…and where does that one go…oh…oh…one end out of the floor of the truck and the other end up your pants.

Alright, I rolled up all the maps…you can just let me off here. I can probably catch an early showing of the Shining for my new podcast Roadside Motel,Garage,Food Stand,Drive-in: The Midwest Experience.

Oh look…cows!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117998/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twister_(1996_film)

imdb.com/title/tt0117998/(opens in a new tab)

TWITTER

Twister (1996) – It’s the wonder of nature baby. Hey, why don’t we just ride these horses out of here! Oh look…cows! #chaos

SHOW NOTES

Twister
June 1969
Momma’s got ya Joe.
Tobey! C’mon.
F5
To the Storm cellar mom!
F the chickens!
Nothing like waiting until the last second to head to the storm cellar
That storm is growling.
Dumb man thinking he can hold the door…also…maybe next time a stronger latch on your storm door.
Meanwhile in space.
G.O.E.S. 8 Weather Satellite
NSSL
Tornadoes and coffee…they go hand in hand.
All I am saying is “don’t fold the maps. Roll the maps…there is a crease.”
Barn Burner
“A Manly Handshake Ensues” – The Dust man.
Biggest series of storms in 12 years
It is the same as it was in December…
“The Suck Zone, The point at which the twister just sucks you up…” – The Dust Man
New Job, New Truck, New Wife
Dorothy…she’s here…I Dorothy
“To the extreme!”
Nobody know how a Tornado works. Until now…data from inside of the tornado.
3 minute warning time. Trying to get to 15 minutes
Fire up the action music.
Lets go go go…pack it up…set it up…pack it up
It’s what they do
He’s back…I’m not back…he is so back.
Thank you southern girl
In it for the money and has high tech gadgets but no instincts Jonas
His balls are cubes.
Unrealized Idea..Unrealized Idea
Bill is looking for the opposite…stability The ying and yang
Hot Pit BBQ
Bill is a human barometer and Twister Talker
We are going Green…Greenage
Ha ha! It’s the wonder of nature baby! Drink from the Barn Burner straw.
The chaos os 3 different musical themes at once on the road trip.
“Joan…she didn’t marry your penis…ok…she didn’t only marry your penis.”
I bet those spikes are topping 40k
No one has caught the magic of storm chasing since this movie?
This tornado is a sidewinder…duh
Liability only…I bet his insurance is ridiculous.
Very large rope on the ground
“I got to go Julia…we got cows.”
Twister Sisters.
Triplets
Aunt Meg with all the chimes and food.
Meg has the meats.
Is she going to eat that meat or just fork those rolls.
Bill is the Extreme
F4 would relocate your house.
F5 finger of God
Let’s find this road…it’s like Bob’s Road
Hail!
“That’s no moon…it’s a space station…woooo”
Rabbit is good…Rabbit is wise…
Melissa look at this!
The cone of silence! Nooo…We got a jumper.
Are Bill and Joe not aware that their mics are always on. Or is Joe setting it on on purpose.
Motel/Garage/Drive-In/Tornado Hole (Canton)
Maybe the tornado is trying to kill Joe. It’s Twister Destination
Night time tornadoes are the scariest.
That Drive in is playing Psycho and The Shining.
Galaxy Drive In?
I knew the TV would kill me.
Poor Meg’s cows. Did you see Meg’s cows out front? I did…they were flying around…well the same cow…sucked up by some Twister Sisters.
RIDE THEM HORSES OUT OF THERE!
OMG…who are these people!
They should have went into the house.
Those kill farmers had a storm cellar.

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Tales From The Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date April 22, 2017
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Intro:

Mmmm….me here today cause Cookie Monster trapped by suburban Witch? Notice cookies on floor of cage look more ‘crushed’ than ”e’ate’…look like furry blue Muppet with no functioning esophagus went to tooowwn. Me like Mick Jagger, can’t get no… can’t get no satisfaction.

Back off! Cookie Monster no taste good. How about me read you story instead. Once upon time. 4 guys sacked movie…NO! NO EAT COOKIE MONSTER! COOKIE MONSTER EAT YOU….nom nom nom…tastes like dirty heroin.