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INTRO
Oh hi,
This week on Filmsack we dig deep into Disney’s Darkest Hole. I mean we really get in there and dig around for nuggets of..oh….hold on guys…I’m getting an “ESP.” Uh huh..right…yeah..I’ll tell them…ok guys I just got a brain call from everyone’s favorite 1970 era sci-fi robot… old “one ball” B.O.B. …It appears he survived after all. However, he assimilated with Ernest Borgnine and now identifies as No Balls / Borg B.O.B….I’ll just let that one burn into your soul for a minute while you struggle to imagine a sweaty robot with a mustache. Does anybody have a 2 minute overture they want to play? Might help pass the time. No…
Alright! Oh wait! I’m getting another “ESP!” It’s V.I.N.Cent uh huh…right…yeah….I’ll tell ’em. V.I.N.Cent says he’s sorry. He’s sorry he asked all you lovely Filmsackers to endure this movie and he promises to never do it again. Nah I’m kidding…he started quoting some long dead philosopher and I remembered that this is ESP and I could just severe the connection. Click!
Well, I hope you enjoyed the view from the sidecar of my imagination…. and now here is that 2 minute overture I promised. No? Do you prefer commercials and 20 trailers before your movie? Fine. Then that is what you will get. …and now on with the show this is shit…this is PG! I can say that…it’s PG! we can talk about hell and everything!
LINKS
The Black Hole (1979) – WTF! How is that an ending! Oh wait! I’m getting an “ESP!” Extra Spicy Poop
SHOW NOTES
- Space overture.
- “What is your type and model?” “Buzz saw!”
- and I thought storm troopers were bad shots
- The Reinhardt Maximilian love scene was the best.
- Welcome to hell
- Welcome to heaven?
- WTF! How is that an ending!
Intro
Oh hi,
Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…shhh…shh..be quiet evil. Do you just want the pretty lady with the hair beads and white leisure suit to know I am hiding behind this shower curtain just inches away. The answer is… Not Yet! So, Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade …oh it’s time! I just need a little redirection…a little cold water drip shower drip should do it. Oh…here comes the hand…the hand is here! oh wow…would you just look at that manicure…that’s nice…I really don’t take near good enough care of my nails. ah crap. Hand is gone. Focus Evil Focus
Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…oh I think she left the bathroom…let’s try this again. Cold water activated.. oh too much too much…stupid hotel shower handles and their mysteries. oh… She’s coming back! and now here comes the hand! focus… Happy New Years lady! Reek Reek Reek and Booby stab!
Great. Now I have blood all over me. But no worries…I’m already in the shower so just turn on a little water and too much! too much! Oh how I hate you hotel shower and how you have castrated me and that is not nice.
Links
New Year’s Evil (1980) – Like a punk rocker with a switchblade comb standing toe to toe with a police officer…Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets….Oh that is Evil.
Show Notes
- Call me evil
- For Christ Sake…do you know what time it is? Take my ludes!? bup that.
- That is one mighty risky outfit Ron is wearing.
- this music…bud duh dum.
- Richard is in Palm Springs loaded and coked up.
- Somebody fix that leak!! Reek Reek Reek
- It happens. The drippy faucet mangler strikes again. He know you can’t resist the dripping water.
- Since he attacked after the main door creeping open I can assume nothing.
- What is this song…it is so late 70s
- Do you reckon that is his grandma’s Lincoln? What would Matthew say.
- So these are punks? too early for Goths?
- That cop does not like the look of this punk scene. Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets…
- Switchblade comb….hilarious with your friends…good way to get ass stomped with the police
- Spaceship America…Totally hot show…got to be on it moms. My part…series…mom…mom
- NuWave Rock!!
- Blaze is the first lady of Rock…The first VJ?
- We call our’s New Year’s Evil…
- Hollywood Hotline. This is Claire…my vote is “We don’t need no education”
- You sound like the phantom. You bad honey? No! just Evil…Set the stage
- Seattle Band Shadow
- Crawford Sanatorium
- Always some angry kid dumping food working in the kitchen
- Sanatoriums be just like this. Spot on.
- Jeff Winters is going to charm himself right in the front door.
- Jeff Winters always comes prepared…Wine…Music and Game.
- Did we step into a porn?
- He counts every second shuffle dance
- Derrick Little Lord Fauntleroy can’t get no attention from his mommy…let’s turn to drugs
- meanwhile back at the Jeff Winters room. bow chicha bow wow.
- I guess every movie gets at least good idea….this one is killing during the new years hooting and hollering.
- This group of fans are doing something between moshing and parquor.
- This is Evil…remember me…Exterminate!
- somewhere in the Sanatorium…have fun
- Does everybody in the movie carry a switch of some sort. Either a blade or a comb.
- Son…that is not how you wear mommy’s stockings ahh hoes no.
- You ever see a real mustache that looked fake.
- This cop needs to learn the term “personal space.”
- The plan. Kill locals for every timezone passing through New Years
- Erica Estrada Parta!
- Oh goody…2 for 1 deal
- Do you know what you need TM to Zen…Nervous Diarrhea
- Riding the dumb blond in his Mercedes.
- When A girls doesn’t have a date for new years…she is in shit city.
- The biggest bottle of Champagne they got…as long as it is under $100 bucks.
- Hey…smell my weed I keep in this baggie…closer…closer…that’s it..bam…suffocation!
- He’s not real good at hiding bodies.
- Well I must admit…I didn’t see that Oscar The Grouch scene coming. A real Swinger
- blood…more blood…we better get some help…that’s too much blood for 2 guys
- oh no…he stabbed her boob!
- This guy has a weird manifesto
- Distracted driving! Nun of your business.
- This plan went sideways when you plowed down a biker gang.
- Blood Feast! down at the drive-in
- We don’t pay for tickets!
- Hey…they ain’t watching movies! They are doing dirty things ! Blowing pot and touching private areas
- I am a man of God…not a man of violence…Stab Stab!
- Where are the Fing keys? “In the ignition man!”
- Listen Mister….I only got 3 dollars.
- and my body!
- haha…how this blonde runs. Brillant
- A sequential part
- Mutilated Breasts…that’s a mother’s fixation.
- Hey Officer can you give me a hand over here…I think I found a drunk…nope…it was just a brick
- Orderly, Swinger, Priest now Cop…He’s living out a pornstar dream.
- Like Father Like Son
- Did her screaming knock the police offer out?
- Instant Replay. Miracle of modern technology!
- “Ladies are not very nice people.’ – Very Very Selfish.
- You castrated me and that is not nice.
- me and the kid are going to the RoseBowl and you can sleep in.
- He knows a lot about bypassing elevator crap
- he considered it!
- Jump.
- Twisted Ending. I CRAZY FOR DADDY!
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and now the final thoughts of a deer crossing a snowy road on Christmas Eve.
You know what…I think I could totally be a reindeer. Those guys have it made. Oh Man…I wish…I mean working only one day a year and then just hanging out with short pointy eared humans the rest of the time and eating cookies and…. hey…what’s that! It’s so bright…is that the sun? I thought it was like almost midnight. Well you know what? I think I will just stop right here in the middle of the road and enjoy this unexpected miracle sunrise….oh shit! What’s happening! I’m in the air! Did my Christmas Wish come true! Am I reindeer!? Look at me momma deer! I’m flying! Odd…why does flying hurt so much!? Perhaps if I flail and kick about really hard I can gain some altitude…nope…here comes the ground. ouch. Life is pain.
Well this is unfortunate. Perhaps the dream of being a reindeer was oversold by the deer media. Merry Freaking Christmas to me. Oh deer, I am pretty sure I broke every bone in my body. Hey, a human angel with flashing earlobes approaches. Perhaps she will heal me with her magical heal-y powers…nope…neck broken. Merry Christmas to all and to all a long kiss my ass goodnight.
No animals were harmed in the making of this intro. However, Earl dead.
LINKS
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) – Like an intense episode of Who’s the Father on Maury. Timothy…you …are…TOTALLY THE FATHER….look at them eyes…you’ll die screaming.
SHOW NOTES
- Mystery opening montage with flashing clues…girl name? Locations
- Elvis! Christmas time parade
- Mrs Clause is hot! and Santa is drunk
- Samantha King (kane or king)
- A key on her charm bracelet
- 8 years ago…2 months pregnant
- Focal Retrograde Amnesia
- We named the teddy bear Mr. Perkins
- She’s got amnesia..too weird.
- Genna Davis has a great smile.
- Ugly Sweater Contest
- May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
- I used to hire the expensive detectives
- ahhh “She Kissed her goodnight” the woman she was. A long kiss
- you make an ass out of “u” and umption? ass out of u and me? what does that mean anyways?
- I can see from your choice here you are not a wealthy man.
- A detective scam artist on the side
- Why is Santa Earl so drunk.
- Man…she can’t catch a break…Amnesia and now runs into a dear and kills Earl
- snap that deer neck and take a dead deer nap
- Santa really got what he wanted.
- That is one angry inmate
- Hell-raiser nightmare
- My name is Charlie and I smoke and I got slicked back blonde hair.
- She is dangerous with that knife. Fire up the saxophone..and chop up some stuff. and…nope…Chef’s do that.
- One Eye’d Jack is out.
- Life is pain…now skate you little shit…get used to that fractured wrist
- That is some terrible caroling…ahh…by gunpoint!
- Ha! Home alone fall..
- holy hell…what kind of gun is that. Blowing holes in the wall.
- I want my eye back bitch?
- so One-Eye Jack picked up his name after Genna poked it out…how the crap did he recognize her in that tv prison in a prison TV with one good eye?
- What the hell was in that pie?
- Chef’s do that?
- Throw the kid out of the house.
- Hubby didn’t stand a chance
- Trained in counter assassination.
- Can you say healthcare? You spent our funding on healthcare!!
- ahh..tit talk with Geena and Samuel
- The long kiss goodnight is about the dog licking his ass
- I sing the things I do so I don’t forget them. Dun dun dun dun dun
- Oh Phoey I burned the muffins…what up with that
- Put that gun together gump
- Take your money…I’m out…now give me my money
- dun dun dun dun…put my keys in my left pocket….put my gun in the right.
- a million one liners
- Your father was Royal Ranger. It’s a lot of info.
- haha…you thinking what I’m thinking…I hope not…I’m thinking my balls are hurting.
- Your daughter Cat-Head?
- That’s a duck not a dick.
- Who are you William Shatner?
- Take a deep breath…we are going to do the torture thing.
- Davis plays both the damsel and hero
- You can’t drown Charlie.
- Gross…don’t depants dead dude for a crotch gun.
- Poor naked Jackson in a hole.
- Blondie Davis
- Deflowering virgins…distract from the pain
- Daniel pee’ing himself…gross?
- The Kitty Cat – Bad Hair Day.
- Do you have any idea how long it takes to put on ice skates.
- He’s got the kid!
- Time to use the phone company
- Niagara Falls…Operation Honeymoon.
- I am not a complete Ogre! Here is a stupid doll this kid is too old for.
- Should have called it operation Elf Drop
- This is the last time I will be pretty
- Candle in the window…
- What the crap was that for?
- Molotov Doll
- Budget Cuts…I had to recruit the bad guys.
- Oh shit. They are my eyes!
- We are going to take a nap together…a really cold nap.
- You are going to die screamng…called it.
- Geez…classic henchman mistake….leave someone to die in an elaborate way….we ain’t got time to watch you die.
- Good thing Macgyver had a plan. Gas Baby Pee Pee Pants.
- Gimmie that spark!
- Mommy…do you need a match?
- Genna be snapping necks.
- Kids do the stupidest things
- Dangit Mitch..
- Not the best plan.
- He has a gun. He has a knife. Gun…Knife
- He has to die screaming.
- He died…nope…he did scream though
- Caitlin is running….
- Life is pain…get used to it….get to moving. You ain’t dead.
- So dramatic
- This is the most walking dead heroes shit I have seen. All of these people should be dead…and they look dead too
- Burning man
- Geez…how much did that guy weigh
- They are headed for the border!
- ha…this has turned into a disaster movie
- Thelma and Louis.