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Dragonheart (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Come, we have a full day ahead of us my half hearted King. We must make haste! To the horses…But first…let me grab my falcon and buzz Malfoy…Caww Caww.. oh that never stops amusing me. Caww hahaha

and now that the whole motley crew of assholes are here… let us ride down to the Peasant Quarry and harass the blind man and any red heads we come across….isn’t that right Mr. Falcon.. those mean old Red Headed Girls always trying to break our hearts…you would never do that would you Mr. Falcon…no you wouldn’t..

Hey, do you guys know what I haven’t done in a while…had a good old hand wrestling match with a smelly peasant. Say, we should do that tonight….when we get back! In fact…I think I will double down and hand wrestle 2 peasants at once. What’s that Malfoy…uh huh..I can so! Wanna bet? Back me up king.

…and now that is your movie right there. No cgi needed.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116136/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonheart

TWITTER

Dragonheart (1996) – Learn the Once-Ways of CGI from the 1990s..It’s not the profit…it’s the pleasure…#Yikes

SHOW NOTES

  • This is not Reign of Fire?!
  • Fight with your head…not your heart.
  • Meanwhile down at the castle ruins…a great battle ensues between a handsome man with good teeth and great hair and a pale kid….ok…maybe not great.
  • Mind if I sit and eat while you fight and I drop some sound bytes.
  • The peasants are revolting!
  • This will stop the horse…a burning pile of sticks.
  • I will take on this knight with this pointy tree branch.
  • Uh oh…I have feeling our hero is grooming the real villain
  • 984 AD
  • Oh…you like fire so much…here…let me burn down your roof.
  • ahhh yeah..Village Justice. Mob rule
  • Father is not here right now…Father is dead…good…Die! It’s mine
  • Oh shit…well that was a lame way for the new king to die….oops…oh…maybe he ain’t dead.
  • Maybe a deal with a witch?
  • Dead. The King is dead…and the prince is a little puss. meow.
  • Witness my fine collection of Dragon Bric-à-brac
  • “Your song is sad”
  • Daughter of the Celts
  • The knight is teaching the old code!
  • The king was the Dragonslayer…
  • Give me your sword knight…
  • Learn the Once-Ways
  • A swear on the deathbed
  • The dragon is just going to give him half of his heart!
  • Hold on a second…just gonna reach in my chest and grab half my heart and…uuuuck….dead
  • I want to rebuild this Roman Ruin. It will take many men…but screw ’em.
  • This kid has a face you can hate just by looking at it.
  • I need me one of them half hearts
  • Burn the insolence out of his eyes!
  • No one is above the code! It’s the code! Damnit! It’s the code…now enjoy the smell of my bosom
  • Fast Forward 12 years later…
  • Holy Stones…I’ll Pray…I’ll Pray…I’ll Pray…now let us talk of the Old Code once again.
  • Just a Jackass on a donkey
  • The best things in this movie are the implied things.
  • The Code of Ancient Camelot…finally…the code is defined
  • The king grew up to be a handsome pale man.
  • I am the keeper of the falcon…behold my skill! oh look out..oh oh
  • 12 years and we still haven’t finished this …I mean we aint’ even close.
  • Kara…I can’t see you…but I can smell you.
  • I almost killed you once…shall we dance again.
  • “I’ve always said death was a release and not a punishment.”
  • Now why did the king all posse up just to ride down to peasant town and harass the blind?
  • Stone dragon!
  • Why is he poking the rock dragon with his quill? Does that help it write?
  • Bola a dragon while riding a horse…
  • haha…a dragon that says Yikes
  • Dragon’s tale with pincers
  • Drat…Yikes…
  • Fire loogie
  • He killed the Scarred one…so if he was the last dragon on earth
  • To the groin
  • Quaid is like a toothpick stuck in the wrong way.
  • What is your job father? It is my job to brush the wheat
  • 2 bags of gold in advance.
  • Most profitable dragon
  • The old Code “his blade defends the helpless” “His might upholds the weak” “His words speak only truth”
  • Dragon Soul
  • Brok is finger wrestling?
  • Brok is a man of many skills.
  • One of your 3 dirty daughters.
  • This dragon don’t like the taste of humans
  • Dragons sing when they are happy.
  • You taught me to fight!
  • Hey king…look at my heart! look at it! take a good long look
  • He is in League with the dragon!
  • Sink Sink! Meat Meat!
  • Do the mud people worship those pigs? Will they not eat the swine?
  • Tell us about Dragon Heaven…did you do something worthy.
  • Donate a half a heart…get into heaven
  • Valor! Valor! A visit from King Arthur
  • A knight…Take your oath knight…take it again.
  • Does he have some kind of dragon magic.
  • You and what army…me and my Dragon!
  • ….like a pudding
  • 5 Dragon slayers…how are they Dragon slayers…only 1 dragon is left and Bowen did most of the killing.
  • Retreat to the forest
  • Peasants always be building walls of fire.
  • The monk will not kill…but maim…yes…sure
  • oh…right in the Dragonheart
  • ” are the stars shining tonight?”
  • “How unmotherly of you.”
  • He took a nasty spill
  • The king is a patient freak. He will wait in his room for hours to launch a surprise attack.
  • Kara has a talent for finding trouble
  • Brok got killed by a girl! a girl…there’s a girl in the castle!
  • Rock to the king’s head.
  • The king thinks he’s immortal. Let’s test that theory.
  • The King and Dragon are twinsy’s
  • The one thing we never get to see is the actual Dragonheart.
  • Dragon into the stars…wink
  • Time of Justice and Brotherhood
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Ghost Rider (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Listen…as a fellow Bounty Hunter of Souls and Burning Skull Brother….are you thinking what I’m thinking….Bonehead Road Trip! High Five!

Ok, so I’ve plugged the route into the GPS of the damned and it says Hell on Earth is a mere 666 miles from here… hmmm..I thought we were already in Texas…Anywho, Flame on! Oh! Mustache Fire..Puh puh. I’m good..I’m good…let’s roll!

Alright, so I was thinking when we get there we should stick to the shadows because you will “face off” with some demons and as we all know; demons are notoriously night blind. So we should flame off when we get there. But heads up. I can’t flame on again because I flamed on for the last time for this Boneheaded Road Trip.

What’s that? Why didn’t I just ride with you and save my final flame on to help you fight the demons instead. Hmm…well that would have been smart…but we don’t have the budget for smart. No I don’t want any Jellies. Now get off your handlebars. No, that’s not how legends are born.

I should have just stayed home and tended my cemetery.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(2007_film)

TWITTER

Ghost Rider (2007) – I’m gonna own this curse and watch it again. This is how Legends Are Born. #Hellementals

SHOW NOTES

  • That guy’s skull is on fire
  • It’s said that the West was built on Legends, tall tales that help us make sense of things too great or too terrifying to believe. This is the legend of….
  • Every generation has one. Collecting on the devil’s deals.
  • Worth 1000 evil souls!!
  • See ya chump! I’m out! on my burning horse!
  • The thing about Legends is…sometimes….they are true!
  • The Amazing, Blazing.. [Rock Music]
  • Barton and Johnny Blaze
  • Huh, hotshot…huh…huh…cough cough. Hotshot…Wheelchair.
  • What! Roxie is leaving…but she just got here!
  • Wait..Barton Blaze…his dad’s name is Barton Blaze…aight.
  • Everybody in this movie has a younger self.
  • Smokes gonna kill ya! What kind of shit sends someone a letter telling them they have terminal lung cancer.
  • Greatest show on earth? What you want Barnum?
  • One devil of a shadow.
  • Don’t worry about the how? Always worry about the how!
  • Take my soul? Get out mister.
  • Gimmie that goat pen!
  • That is not how contracts work…well..maybe with the devil.
  • You don’t sound healthy as a horse…how long do you get to be healthy as a horse? Oh…not long eh…deal with the devil get the horns.
  • Meanwhile…at the crossroads…Why does the devil like the crossroads?
  • Punch the devil!
  • I don’t want to forget about friends, family and love! What about Pizza? Can I remember Pizza?
  • I’m cursed baby…it’s raining outside and I’m cursed.
  • Johnny Blaze did not age well.
  • “You can’t live in fear.” CRAZY TRAIN
  • Forget about love…but sex…you can have all of that.
  • holy poop hounds…that looked painful. Off the rails of the crazy train indeed.
  • Ozzy…now ZZ Top…
  • Welcome to Texas? Why is he going to hell already.
  • The Johnny Blaze video game.
  • Alcohol gives me nightmares…but Jelly Beans?…yummy
  • Howler Monkey special on Discovery channel…Blaze is the only one… Put on the Monkey Show.
  • Length of a football field.
  • Mack has a dog named lucky.
  • Rain to Fire! Typical Texas weather.
  • You never want to go to a border town bar at midnight.
  • Angels only…Hell’s angels….finger to the chest…slurp.
  • Isn’t that the actor who played baby johnny?
  • Now we are onto the Carpenters…
  • No lock on the lift?
  • Johnny Blaze finds chimps fascinating.
  • Are there only red and yellow jellies?
  • Promise you will take the cars out.
  • What crappy cable does GhostRider have? Martial Art Chimps…and old school skeleton cartoons.
  • Bad guy can smell fear. Looking for Gressil Earth. Wallow…so the 3 elements…Wind is here…Abigor.
  • Take over the world… Mephistopheles…don’t say that name
  • Johnny Blaze Leap of death! No cars…screw it no cars…
  • So on the outside everyone is rock….in Johnny’s head it’s Carpenters.
  • Coffee from the pot.
  • “You can’t live in fear.”
  • 300 feet!
  • Johnny watches a lot of TV
  • 20 years after Barton’s death…
  • uh….yeah…
  • Roxanne Roxanne…I wanna be your man.
  • Roxanne don’t like watching him jump
  • Roxanne is the sign…she didn’t get married.
  • No cars…Helicopters
  • Helicopters cause my dad thought it would be cool.
  • enough NOS to make it…scurch!
  • George Thorogooof
  • Stuart is a goober.
  • Howdy…Howdy Howdy Howdy
  • Eye-Talian…You still like Eye-Talian
  • She’s a lady of chance…shake the 8-ball.
  • Face my rider!
  • Johnny gonna stand Roxie up. Not a good plan. Face my rider.
  • Now we need you to point. Good pointing!
  • Find the one known as BlackHeart
  • Burning Asphalt
  • Welcome to Texas
  • Things burst into flames when the Rider Passes by.
  • The cemetery is a train yard now.
  • Saint Michael’s church has taken the bodies.
  • From rock to Gothic music
  • Burning makes me laugh! Muhahahah
  • Slow clap…way to burst into flames.
  • The kid’s name is BlackHeart
  • Thanks for the chain.
  • Dirt Bag..is he the dirt guy? clever
  • Sorry, all out of mercy
  • Bone daddy needs to convert his bike to bone bike.
  • Look into my eyes…see your sin…feel the pain.
  • Is that dude still alive?
  • That bike does’t growl as much as it snorts
  • It’s exhausting being the rider. and thirsty work.
  • He drove to dad’s grave.
  • Morning Bonehead.
  • Carter Slade tombstone
  • Broken Spoke biker bar.
  • The Rider is the Devil’s Bounty Hunter sent to track down anyone who has escaped from hell.
  • Normal by day…Rider by night.
  • The Penance Stare…the rider’s greatest weapon.
  • The Hidden – Fallen Angels hiding in the elements waiting for apocalypse
  • Amy…from Pitch Perfect.
  • Roxanne Simpson…
  • You are just a Carny…
  • That time Nick Cage was ripped.
  • Buh-luh-luh
  • End of Days…we need to watch that.
  • The Host can gain control of the possession spirit through concentration of the fire element within man.
  • Books in movies that are odd will sometimes be read backwards.
  • Neighbor Bill with the Hibachi…it smells like fire.
  • You wouldn’t believe me…Tell me…I can take it…no…I can’t take it.
  • Jack Dolan and Officer Edwards
  • He watches a lot of TV.
  • He wants to be a motorcycle policeman.
  • Don’t put him in with baddies!
  • Man…those Texas prisoners are real shits
  • He kind of does the hulk scream.
  • You’re locked in here with me.
  • You…innocent
  • Hallowed ground…not in that church.
  • Hold it…let me baton you to the jaw – cop
  • Rage! Garage
  • “Raise no more devils than you can lay down.” old saying
  • Suck it coppers! I can tread water
  • “The suspect is going up….”
  • The Yee-Haw was probably unnecessary
  • You can not catch the wind….unless the wind is stupid enough to stay stationary.
  • You don’t watch TV? What’s the matter with you Sam Elliot!
  • He was a Texas Ranger…but got greedy…waiting on the gallows. Traded freedom for the soul.
  • I don’t think a Dare Devil would suffer his public image by being arrested.
  • They killed his buddy MACK!
  • No soul to burn…Penance stare
  • You sold your soul for love…the right reason
  • What! 2 Riders! Can you keep up for one last ride?
  • He could only change one more time. Riders always looking for a second chance.
  • You mean he wasted his last chance on a road trip with Blaze Cage and why did he change back!
  • Why you ride in the water..knowing you got to fight the water demon. Boiled him
  • You broke your deal rider
  • Dirt fire ball to the back.
  • ouch..back breaker
  • souls of 1000
  • Oh wait…I didn’t know you were going to all enter me! I take it back…forget the contract.
  • Uh oh…his name is Legion…that is the end
  • He couldn’t beat him when he was 1…how he gonna beat him as 1000 in 1
  • uh oh…them souls are reconstituting
  • don’t watch…do the thing.
  • Souls to burn…like a starter log..feel their pain.
  • blink!
  • I’m gonna own this curse…The Spirit of Vengeance. Part 2
  • They ended up back at the same tree they started their love?
  • This is how Legends Are Born.
  • These credits are fire!

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Skiptace (2016) – FilmSack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

….and in this corner, weighing in at an astounding 425 pound and full of glistening Mongolian Beef…. it is MongoThe Manglerrrr….. and His opponent, now cowering in the other corner …with no honor, weighing in at a paltry 150 pounds a real jackass of a guy and a dude what makes faces that could be described best as constipated. It’s America Guy.

Now let’s get ready to….Nope… Wait! Player 3 enters the ring! Weighing in at 2 ducks and a chicken is the master of the two finger neck nap. It’s Too Old for this shit guy! Well, things just got interesting! and it’s over. That’s too bad.

Well, I’ve been your announcer guy and to answer your first question. I’ll have the chicken.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2238032/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skiptrace_(film)

TWITTER

Skiptrace (2016) – Like a two finger neck nap from Jackie Chan. Also, Not the brief nudity we asked for…but the brief nudity we deserve.

SHOW NOTES

  • Jackie Ass Chan Ville
  • Saban! Thanks Rangers
  • Sparkle Roll Media. Sparkly Roll!!
  • The Matador is the bad guy.
  • Take this watch…so my daughter will remember me. Jump pop!
  • Pulp Comic intro
  • Who let Johnny Knoxville pick the soundtrack?
  • Nine Years later…still Hong Kong.
  • I’m the real thang…
  • Bennie Chan…what a departure.
  • Handsome Willie in the house!
  • Lingerie to the face and knuckles to the neck = Jackie Neck Pinch.
  • Doberman is foiled with a tennis ball.
  • Doberman out!
  • Jackie Chan and his damn ladders…Ladder fu
  • NOOO…Not the watch! wait…it has a leather band? I thought it had a steel band….and I thought he was supposed to give it to the guys daughter.
  • Not the brief nudity we asked for…but the brief nudity we deserve
  • Dang Police Drug Raid.
  • Victor Wong is the Matador…who runs the Hong Kong Underworld.
  • Even in Hong Kong the police chief is an over-stressed dick.
  • Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia…a jackass
  • Russian code…bowling for jackasses
  • Johnny Knoxville doing The Notebook
  • The Houses and the Porsche and the other Porsche.
  • “To answer your first question. I’ll have the chicken.”
  • A real lady’s man…scammer
  • Fat guy is easy to hate when he is being a dick to his kid.
  • Macau!
  • Johnny Knoxville does a pretty good “Taken by beauty” face.
  • A flavor you would never suspect that would be so tasty
  • Lady lady is running from her boss boss?
  • Gross Asparagus pee flush
  • Crash Fu…that is what Knoxville has.
  • Alpaca Taser
  • Shotgun Wedding…Bowling Alley Wedding.
  • haha…Jackie Chan finally grew into his old man run.
  • Were there any stunt doubles in this movie?
  • Hog tied Knoxville
  • Delayed ball damage
  • “Who is this man?”
  • That is no girl…she is a woman.
  • A factory full of Russian nesting dolls
  • Trojan is the manufacturer stamp?
  • Knoxville likes them Goat Nuts
  • Taser water shock
  • If he didn’t unlock the phone right away he may be screwed.
  • Is Knoxville the hero in this movie?
  • 3 wheeled scooter thing
  • Hit him in the ding ding
  • He is an honorable person. Very highly valued.
  • Mongolia
  • This is a road trip across Asia? Mostly just Mongolia
  • Fiance 9 years ago. before the partner death.
  • Rolling in the deep.
  • All you have to do is charge a phone in the middle of nowhere.
  • Horse apples! Horse taking a shit in a scene…we are keeping that.
  • The Chinese have a lot of sayings.
  • Alpaca Drama
  • The Russian foils that always manages to anti-save Knoxville
  • Pig Skin Float
  • Jackie Chan can’t swim
  • Take down the Matador…
  • That kid gave them a faulty wish
  • Geez man…even after your partner died and trusted his daughter to you…you still are more concerned with the Matador.
  • Mud Festival…good for harvest.
  • How do they keep finding us?
  • What kind of popcorn contraption is that?
  • The singing bridge…YOU SHALL NOT PASS
  • That is some terrible green screen
  • Easy on the ding ding
  • ahh…Alpaca is his dream..
  • 2 finger pressure nap
  • He never told him about his parents.
  • Try the other thumb!! Try the other thumb!!
  • haha! her father was the Matador?
  • what! She is like a kid! you can’t ask her out.
  • That phone has one job.. to show a QR Code to a laptop
  • acid and cocaine
  • was the watch a tracker?
  • Why is he knocking on the door…she can’t hear him
  • What a dysfunctional family….a cop and his crooked partner raise a daughter and come together to save the daughter…honor
  • A wise man once said….
  • uh oh…unibrow baby

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The Mask Of Zorro (1998) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

and come right on in Senoritas. I am your party host Capt. Harrison Love and I welcome to you to my humble little abode….. “The Love Shack.” ahhh right.. come on in. Let me take your coat and any sharp pointy sticks you may have…

Now I can see some of you look a little confused. You may be asking yourself “where is that smooth talking, sun kissed god of a guy in the mask” that my soldiers may have promised would be at this party. Obviously, I am not he…no..not this loud splotchy peckerwood you see before you…but don’t fret… I’m about to change all of that….cause we are about to get so hammered that by the end of the night I will have gone from a 2 to a woooo…

Now, would you ladies care for something to drink? I have a tea pitcher full of Tequila with a man’s head in it. No? How about a pickle jar with Three Fingers of Jack…literally…those are the three fingers of jack.

Well boys it looks like it is just another night of angry faces and Settlers of Catan…drink up!…. ptt…pttt… Oh I got a hair..



LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120746/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_of_Zorro

https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-mask-of-zorro

TWITTER

The Mask of Zorro (1998) – Like hugging a giant cactus with your junk. A bit painful at first but so exciting!

SHOW NOTES

  • Mask of Zorro
  • It’s Zorro and Amblin! The Mask Of Zorro
  • clip clomp clip clip clomp clippity clippity clippity! faster!
  • Like eye holes in a leather tent thing.
  • I think they are yelling for Freedom.
  • “What are you doing cutting holes in my Wagon!? – Senior Lopez!
  • Senior Lopez makes the funeral boxes.
  • yay! it’s the leader! We are cheering!
  • Snuff box…snuff!!
  • All the Dons get their lands!
  • The Children want to see! But we don’t want the children to see!
  • 3 peasants pulled at random from the crowd to lure Zorro!
  • these 2 kids love some Zorrrro
  • oh no! The ass poke of Zorro.
  • Zorro is good at making his opponents appear foolish
  • Balcony full of sharp shooters…no match for these two young men.
  • Zorro wins because the people love him and support him
  • Zorro does math and acrobatics!
  • It was a good day…now give me the pendant…I wear the pendant of Zorro on Tuesday and Wednesdays.
  • Tornado is the horse. Way better name than Roach…and he has been using the curling wand. Zorro is way to busy with the fancy
  • Zorro had a baby…and has to settle down. It happens
  • Zorro is a Prince!
  • She broke the little clay horse! That little Zorro shit kid.
  • 5 Children…will he make it? Not at that age.
  • Don Raphel in my home!
  • Zorro was the Batman of his time.
  • “Blood never lies…Zorro” Traitor his County and his Class…Class warfare!
  • Zorro is better with his mask
  • you shot our love…stab the chunky guy
  • Your child should have been mine! Too bad
  • Well I guess he is just taking the baby.
  • Hairy Banderas
  • Nobody is tuff as Jack
  • Horse Thieves! The Murrieta Brothers
  • When Bulls start wearing …something something.
  • 3 Fingered Jack and his 2 toilet roll fingers
  • hugging a cactus bush neek’id that ain’t no good
  • That fella is a pretty good shot.
  • Spit and shoot yourself in the chest. This ain’t no kid’s move.
  • Bury the body…Bring the head.
  • The warden was trying to get some sleep!
  • Silence I am Zorro! I am Zorro!
  • Poor record keeping down at the jail
  • I am Torro! I am Gorro!
  • I see Zorro has been using his yard time for working out.
  • Time to play the deadman! Didn’t they do this in the 3 musketeers?
  • ha! Made me jump when he burst from the grave with that weird cat scream.
  • Don Hector. Don. Don…oh hi Don.
  • Can we stop clapping now? This is the best fake clap we got.
  • How much did they pay for that clap? Is that a 5 peso clap?
  • Where is your Zorro now? He is among us.
  • Lets be Californians!
  • Ready for some blood shed until he sees his daughter.
  • This flower only grows in California…it’s the Californian.
  • What about this? Silver!!!
  • Old man strength
  • You are trained to drink…ya drunk
  • Zorro was dead
  • My revenge is complicated.
  • “The pointy end goes into the other man.”
  • The master’s circle is like battle royal
  • Practice…drink…gymnastics
  • pushup over candles; boots on the back.
  • Learn by the whip
  • Lesson Number 1: Never attack with anger.
  • Lesson Number 2: come with me..I’ll give you bath
  • Lesson Number 3: get to lesson number 4
  • Horse Whisperer
  • Be careful senorita …there are dangerous men about.
  • Zorro likes to run to the top of steps and twirl around for one last look before he zips off.
  • “Listen…I am going to give you the great honor of being my horse.”
  • This horse is feisty
  • Son…You done wrecked our clubhouse…get ’em
  • Always so much fun with the Zorro fight scenes. Which one is your favorite? Clubhouse?
  • The big guy….shaking up Zorro. Hilarious
  • mouth full of teeth..spit
  • Zorro the legend has returned…a simple horse heist turned into a full on assault.
  • 3 days since my last confession. How many sins could you have completed in 3 days.
  • 4th commandment – Dishonor your father
  • Outsmarted by a horse.
  • Don’t forget to leave your mark
  • Ole Zorro likes to smoke and whip. Whip it real good.
  • Stop undressing me with your whip!
  • Learning to fight…no worries. Charm…now that is going to take a lot of work
  • Here hold my tray of drinks while I hack up a lung. Punch
  • The silly woman routine.
  • oh crap. He let the Dons get gone while dancing with Zorro’s daughter.
  • Smoldering dancing!
  • She was dancing…he was trying.
  • Real dad is cool with it…kidnap dad is a bit bent.
  • That is how they are dancing in Madrid these days.
  • Buy California from Santa Anna . I have gold bars!
  • El Dorado. Shame on you to cheat Santa Anna
  • Gold from his own land!
  • Who me? Just a kid with a basket strapped on my filthy head.
  • 3 fingered Jack.
  • You steal people’s lives….Damn ya and the horse that brung you. Ahhhhhhh…Suicide by Peckerwood
  • Peckerwood?
  • She recognizes her daddy’s voice…isn’t that sweet.
  • heads in jars and hands in wine pitchers
  • Pretty sure it would be a horrible idea to drink alcohol from a pickled head jar.
  • What! that mustache was fake! and apparently held on by spit.
  • Captain Love!
  • What do you do with hate? You hide it with a mask.
  • Hate mask
  • Captain Love knows then why does he not act.
  • Zorro in the beams stealing maps
  • The much debated Zorro
  • Bend down and touch your toes so I can kick your ass
  • Such exciting swords play…and when that doesn’t work…gymnastics!
  • swordplay like a dance…like a making love.
  • He was young and vigorous…he was very vigorous.
  • such exciting horse riding.
  • I don’t think his horse likes him very much.
  • old Z taught new Z so he could be free to do his own thing
  • at the tip of the sword a man will apparently do anything
  • now she knows…
  • The only way to light a fuse…shoot it
  • Love is so stupid…he has a gun and sword…he is a great shot…why play Zorro’s game.
  • Shovel slalom
  • Love has entered his circle
  • a most spectacular end to the bad guys.
  • old Zorro can’t die! Dad gives his blessing. No pressure.
  • Little Wookie! They named the baby Wookie!
  • Fighting as safely as possible
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The Black Hole (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we dig deep into Disney’s Darkest Hole. I mean we really get in there and dig around for nuggets of..oh….hold on guys…I’m getting an “ESP.” Uh huh..right…yeah..I’ll tell them…ok guys I just got a brain call from everyone’s favorite 1970 era sci-fi robot… old “one ball” B.O.B. …It appears he survived after all. However, he assimilated with Ernest Borgnine and now identifies as No Balls / Borg B.O.B….I’ll just let that one burn into your soul for a minute while you struggle to imagine a sweaty robot with a mustache. Does anybody have a 2 minute overture they want to play? Might help pass the time. No…

Alright! Oh wait! I’m getting another “ESP!” It’s V.I.N.Cent uh huh…right…yeah….I’ll tell ’em. V.I.N.Cent says he’s sorry. He’s sorry he asked all you lovely Filmsackers to endure this movie and he promises to never do it again. Nah I’m kidding…he started quoting some long dead philosopher and I remembered that this is ESP and I could just severe the connection. Click!

Well, I hope you enjoyed the view from the sidecar of my imagination…. and now here is that 2 minute overture I promised. No? Do you prefer commercials and 20 trailers before your movie? Fine. Then that is what you will get. …and now on with the show this is shit…this is PG! I can say that…it’s PG! we can talk about hell and everything!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Hole

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The Black Hole (1979) – WTF! How is that an ending! Oh wait! I’m getting an “ESP!” Extra Spicy Poop

SHOW NOTES

  • Space overture.
  • “What is your type and model?” “Buzz saw!”
  • and I thought storm troopers were bad shots
  • The Reinhardt Maximilian love scene was the best.
  • Welcome to hell
  • Welcome to heaven?
  • WTF! How is that an ending!

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New Year's Evil (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

Intro

Oh hi,

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…shhh…shh..be quiet evil. Do you just want the pretty lady with the hair beads and white leisure suit to know I am hiding behind this shower curtain just inches away. The answer is… Not Yet! So, Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade …oh it’s time! I just need a little redirection…a little cold water drip shower drip should do it. Oh…here comes the hand…the hand is here! oh wow…would you just look at that manicure…that’s nice…I really don’t take near good enough care of my nails. ah crap. Hand is gone. Focus Evil Focus

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…oh I think she left the bathroom…let’s try this again. Cold water activated.. oh too much too much…stupid hotel shower handles and their mysteries. oh… She’s coming back! and now here comes the hand! focus… Happy New Years lady! Reek Reek Reek and Booby stab!

Great. Now I have blood all over me. But no worries…I’m already in the shower so just turn on a little water and too much! too much! Oh how I hate you hotel shower and how you have castrated me and that is not nice.

Links

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082806/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Evil_(film)

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New Year’s Evil (1980) – Like a punk rocker with a switchblade comb standing toe to toe with a police officer…Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets….Oh that is Evil.

Show Notes

  • Call me evil
  • For Christ Sake…do you know what time it is? Take my ludes!? bup that.
  • That is one mighty risky outfit Ron is wearing.
  • this music…bud duh dum.
  • Richard is in Palm Springs loaded and coked up.
  • Somebody fix that leak!! Reek Reek Reek
  • It happens. The drippy faucet mangler strikes again. He know you can’t resist the dripping water.
  • Since he attacked after the main door creeping open I can assume nothing.
  • What is this song…it is so late 70s
  • Do you reckon that is his grandma’s Lincoln? What would Matthew say.
  • So these are punks? too early for Goths?
  • That cop does not like the look of this punk scene. Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets…
  • Switchblade comb….hilarious with your friends…good way to get ass stomped with the police
  • Spaceship America…Totally hot show…got to be on it moms. My part…series…mom…mom
  • NuWave Rock!!
  • Blaze is the first lady of Rock…The first VJ?
  • We call our’s New Year’s Evil…
  • Hollywood Hotline. This is Claire…my vote is “We don’t need no education”
  • You sound like the phantom. You bad honey? No! just Evil…Set the stage
  • Seattle Band Shadow
  • Crawford Sanatorium
  • Always some angry kid dumping food working in the kitchen
  • Sanatoriums be just like this. Spot on.
  • Jeff Winters is going to charm himself right in the front door.
  • Jeff Winters always comes prepared…Wine…Music and Game.
  • Did we step into a porn?
  • He counts every second shuffle dance
  • Derrick Little Lord Fauntleroy can’t get no attention from his mommy…let’s turn to drugs
  • meanwhile back at the Jeff Winters room. bow chicha bow wow.
  • I guess every movie gets at least good idea….this one is killing during the new years hooting and hollering.
  • This group of fans are doing something between moshing and parquor.
  • This is Evil…remember me…Exterminate!
  • somewhere in the Sanatorium…have fun
  • Does everybody in the movie carry a switch of some sort. Either a blade or a comb.
  • Son…that is not how you wear mommy’s stockings ahh hoes no.
  • You ever see a real mustache that looked fake.
  • This cop needs to learn the term “personal space.”
  • The plan. Kill locals for every timezone passing through New Years
  • Erica Estrada Parta!
  • Oh goody…2 for 1 deal
  • Do you know what you need TM to Zen…Nervous Diarrhea
  • Riding the dumb blond in his Mercedes.
  • When A girls doesn’t have a date for new years…she is in shit city.
  • The biggest bottle of Champagne they got…as long as it is under $100 bucks.
  • Hey…smell my weed I keep in this baggie…closer…closer…that’s it..bam…suffocation!
  • He’s not real good at hiding bodies.
  • Well I must admit…I didn’t see that Oscar The Grouch scene coming. A real Swinger
  • blood…more blood…we better get some help…that’s too much blood for 2 guys
  • oh no…he stabbed her boob!
  • This guy has a weird manifesto
  • Distracted driving! Nun of your business.
  • This plan went sideways when you plowed down a biker gang.
  • Blood Feast! down at the drive-in
  • We don’t pay for tickets!
  • Hey…they ain’t watching movies! They are doing dirty things ! Blowing pot and touching private areas
  • I am a man of God…not a man of violence…Stab Stab!
  • Where are the Fing keys? “In the ignition man!”
  • Listen Mister….I only got 3 dollars.
  • and my body!
  • haha…how this blonde runs. Brillant
  • A sequential part
  • Mutilated Breasts…that’s a mother’s fixation.
  • Hey Officer can you give me a hand over here…I think I found a drunk…nope…it was just a brick
  • Orderly, Swinger, Priest now Cop…He’s living out a pornstar dream.
  • Like Father Like Son
  • Did her screaming knock the police offer out?
  • Instant Replay. Miracle of modern technology!
  • “Ladies are not very nice people.’ – Very Very Selfish.
  • You castrated me and that is not nice.
  • me and the kid are going to the RoseBowl and you can sleep in.
  • He knows a lot about bypassing elevator crap
  • he considered it!
  • Jump.
  • Twisted Ending. I CRAZY FOR DADDY!