Ghost Ship (2002) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Congratulations… you found a crappy movie….on Netflix. Alright…sorry…sarcasm it’s kind of our go to thing around here. But to answer your question Mr. Ferry Man. Yes. The Filmsack Crew would be more than happy to help you recover the crappy movie you saw floating around on Netflix. It’s practically all we do!

So can you describe the movie for us? A giant floating turd. Ok…Well, I think that is all I need to know.

Say….could you Excuse us Mr. Ferry Man…I just need a quick Filmsack Crew Sidebar. Hey guys…I don’t think we should do this one. It sounds like this Mr. Ferry Man wants us to watch a giant floating turd. I mean I know that is what we do week in and week out…but what if it’s one of those Ghost Turds…You know what I’m talking about…you do all the prep work but then when you look back…poof …nothing…just an empty bowl. Wait…what was I talking about. Sorry guys…I’ve been constipated for 2 weeks…I think I think I may be septic.

Now get off my damn TugBoat

LINKS

Ghost Ship (2002) – IMDb

Directed by Steve Beck. With Julianna Margulies, Gabriel Byrne, Ron Eldard, Desmond Harrington. A salvage crew discovers a long-lost 1962 passenger ship floating lifeless in a remote region of the Bering Sea, and soon notices that its long-dead inhabitants may still be on board.

Ghost Ship (2002 film) – Wikipedia

Ghost Ship is a 2002 American-Australian horror film directed by Steve Beck, and starring an ensemble cast featuring Gabriel Byrne, Julianna Margulies, Ron Eldard, Desmond Harrington, Isaiah Washington and Karl Urban. The film follows a marine salvage crew in the Bering Sea who discover a mysterious ocean liner that disappeared in 1962.

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Ghost Ship (2002) – Like a box full of gold hording rats. What tha… Two decapitated thumbs up. oh no. Thumbs down.

SHOW NOTES

  • Get off my damn tug boat
  • A punch in the port bloater?
  • Congratulations…you found a boat..in the ocean.
  • Heading down to the docks and gonna get myself a crew.
  • Oh no…the straights
  • Well that came up quickly..OCEAN LINER!
  • It’s the Antonio
  • We named our TugBoat Artic Warrior
  • Under the Law of the Sea…she’s ours
  • 40 years…all the life boats are gone…and no one every found anyone.
  • Yay…Jump Scare Clock Chime
  • Rich Folks from Europe died here.
  • That Rubic Rope is the best.
  • Everything is trying to kill Karl Urban…including Karl Urban
  • Karl Urban…Chewing Gum and Smoking Cigarette’s…I think they told him to act annoying.
  • Spooky Ghost Ship Story by the Captain
  • There was a shootout in the pool!
  • A digital watch!
  • That pool drank her blood and then oozed it back out.
  • Pretty sure you don’t drink an open glass on a 40 year old table.
  • “That’s the happy version”
  • Dead bodies come dumping out like dead body diarrhea.
  • These rats are hording gold! You do not want to take the rat horde’s box of gold bars.
  • Mr. Giggle Time Ferriman..the box is going to be full of gold..yep!
  • Somebody has to say…and it might as well be me…this ship is f*ck’d up
  • This is less Ghost Ship and more Final Destination Ship
  • Tug Tug no more…Tug Boat on down
  • Emily Browning tried to tell you
  • This first mate is no Gilligan. He will pump you in the face.
  • Shelf life of a can of beans…1 year…that is like 39 years too long…do not eat 40 year old beans because they are probably maggots.
  • Poor bored Emily Browning…you think you are bored during a 2 hour dance…wait till you are stuck on a Ghost Ship for 40 years…
  • She hung herself
  • Why are they clapping for the First Mate.
  • When you are dead you know when someone is dead.
  • 1 survivor on the Loralyedele
  • ?When he has filled his quota…we set sail…Katie is not like the others.
  • Santos thought he had 1000 virgins at the pearly gates?
  • Ghost Tits get you dead every time.
  • Karl Urban always plays rock…
  • A ship of theives
  • She got fish hooked.
  • Not sure if I have ever seen a rock montage like this to explain everything
  • is he the devil of the sea?
  • Murphy looks like a dead beta fish.
  • Oh Dodge…no Gold baby…no gold.
  • Ferriman is really good at flipping his switch
  • The souls are free!!
  • What constitutes a full boat?
  • So she didn’t kill herself? They hung her?
  • the effects were very scooby doo movie

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Eight Legged Freaks (2002) – FilmSack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Cut! Ok, David…no not you in the green suit holding the tennis ball on a stick pretending to be a spider. David Arquette. Yes you. A word please. Look, I love the energy you are bringing to the set today. It’s 100% better than the wet blanket acting you were doing yesterday. Oh… you did did you. You looked up acting tips on Yahoo last night did ya? Oh you mean the number one search engine for 2002. Ahhh…well that explains it. So you decided to go with the “Acting is Reacting” method like you seen in the WWF…which is still the WWF because it is 2002. Bravo.

Now stop it. Bad David! Bad! What’s that? No! You’re the 2 legged freak! Ya 2 legged freak! Oh you want to get physical. Alright…Let’s go…I’ll rip that stripper’s bikini area right off your adorable little face and then write a barber scene into the movie to explain it’s disappearance. Oh you think I won’t! I’ll do it right now…gimmie a piece of paper…”Alight…Scene: Chis sits in the barber chair…Floyd the barber…yeah that’s right..Floyd the Barber…that’s all the effort I’m putting into it David.”

And that’s what really happened on set…True story.

LINKS

Eight Legged Freaks (2002) – IMDb

Directed by Ellory Elkayem. With David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Scott Terra, Scarlett Johansson. Venomous spiders get exposed to a noxious chemical that causes them to grow to monumental proportions.

Eight Legged Freaks – Wikipedia

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Eight Legged Freaks (2002) – Like sucking on a hose full of radioactive spiders. phft phft pass me those Doritos.

SHOW NOTES

This is a story of Monsters.

KFRD…K Fred

Prosperity Arizona.

Wake up people! Wake up people before it’s too late.

“Say something with caffeine in it.”

So often am I hauling off nuclear waste and it ends up in the local lake…pond…pool.

One Week Later….

Meanwhile down at the Spider Farm…

“I see dead people…”

These crickets are nuclear big.

Only in the movies can a middle aged eccentric store owner, scientist, cop, theater owner be best friends with an 11 year old and it not be questioned. It’s the modern day apprenticeship role that no longer exists in our society.

Spider Farm!

It’s on me ! Get it off.

Another Week Later….

Meanwhile on a bus heading to town. The prodigal Sonny.

This music is 90s..but this movie came out in the 2000s

Poor Pete

ScoJo! So young.

uh huh…Joshua is deead.

Prop 101…this is a town meeting and not wwf.

Old Man McCormick is dead…oh. hey…it’s Chris McCormick. Gone for 10 years.

Poor Pete…Everybody pushes Pete around.

Zeke the cat put up a good fight…that is not how drywall works…but neat

Chris beats up a lot of people.

Emma left Pete….Poor Pete…I have an intolerance to dairy…I’m just a little bit mucussy right now.

Ouch. Trailer Trash Sheriff.

Look at that tech! Is that a Windows Powered PDA?

No Parrot!

What is this kids passion? Spiders? Research? Reporter? Adventurer? Scientist?

Why don’t I have a Study?

They never believe the kid…

Who the hell sucks on a hose that is clogged? Who does that?

Oh cripes…he sucked up those giant baby spiders!

So the mayor is in on the contaminated waste racket…after his frustration with all the get rich quick schemes of Chris’ dad.

He has an Ostrich farm…which is good eating for giant spiders.

Trope…doom sayer.

Let’s talk about the probe…let’s talk about the anal probe.

eek Shock to the nuts.

Brett really is all about himself. He was perfectly fine for that truck driver to die to save his bacon.

Dirt bikes…2002…that was more of a 90s thing I thought.

Was Gladys’ house attached to the mines?

it’s my Media induced paranoid delusional nightmare

If acting is reacting…then David Arquette is doing some serious acting!!

Lee Harvey Oswald Rifle. Why do we have that? I do not know.

Just trying to give a shave. Floyd and some guy. Leroy? Bob?

Continuity error. When Floyd is running from Bob’s death you can see someone has already busted out the front window with the hat rack

I hate jumping spiders.

Finally shaved that thing off his face.

Poor Pete.

These spiders have an off sound when running around.

The Jumper.

Let’s all meet down at the mall.

oh man…the Doritos bag from 2002 looks a lot older than I would have imagined.

KFRD has 4 more payments on that shit.

These spiders sound like gremlins

The sound fx in this movie are weird.

Those citizens outside…screw those guys…we got the gate closed.

“Let’s listen to the kid…for once.” – Chris

the plan. Head to the roof and hook up to the antenna.

Wade the mayor is going to sneak out.

This has to be the most accurate shots fired ever.

Damnit Norman the Mall Maintenance guy.

Vote yes on Prop 101

Nooo….not Pete!

I would have preferred this movie being told from Pete’s perspective

Harland really has a thing about Anal Probes

What is Brett and Wade’s relationship? Dad? Step-Dad?

Chris can’t even kick out a air grate. weak

Floyd the pitchfork barber. Coward!

Chris knows mine stuff.

Methane gas. No Sparks.

Stupid Norman and his poor vision…we all know it would be the death of him.

Follow the cables!

This town is full of no good nicks. They will leave you to die in a skinny minute…except Chris…Your town has to be pretty shitty to make David Arquette the hero.

How did Chris know the Spider’s name? I don’t recall anyone telling him that. He also keeps telling people to listen to the kid. Is he some kind of time traveler when the kid is all grown up?

He totally did not check all the cocoons.

Gold Mines…what a weird ending.