You ever fight a dinosaur kid? Well that question was almost answered in the original Rocky III script.
Here is the script pitch I found on Rocky Leaks: “After winning the ultimate title and being the world champion, Rocky must face his toughest opponent yet. Mr. T….Rex. Who’s hungry?”
After comparing the original script with what eventually made it to the screen…. it is mostly the same…Paulie still don’t sweat nobody, there is still a charity wrestling match…. face to tits with Thundelips, Adrian still has a shouting match with Rocko on the beach making everybody feel uncomfortable, Apollo still slow motion frolicks in the ocean with Rocky in his sweaty shorty shorts…. making everybody feel uncomfortable and Mick still dies…but this time Magic Mick feeds himself to Mr. T ….Rex to hopefully satisfy his hunger to protect Rocky. Doesn’t work.
What do I predict? Pain…I predict Pain fool.
Rocky III (1982) – ….it could have been better with a T-Rex
- Audio reminder of Rocky II? and a clip. What a dirty reminder
- Get up ROCKY
- and the music swells…
- Yo, Adrian I did it!
- Rocky has the best fights music…
- Rocky is on top! surely he will stay there.
- Why is he only fighting black boxers…is he chasing the Apollo feeling…there is a white guy!
- So much flop sweat…
- Mr. T has had enough!
- Rocky got a credit card! American Express…
- Life is passing by…Making the money..buying the things…getting soft.
- Rocky Crunch Punch bar
- Meanwhile Mr. T is rocking his Nike shirt and getting hungry
- “I want Balboa…you tell him old man.”
- I live alone…I train alone… Clubber Lang.
- Pauly is living in the shadow…
- Rocky has one thing…a support group…that is where his heart is…Clubber Lang is used to being alone…he finds his strength elsewhere.
- Drunkish Paulie in the arcade…F you Rocky Pinball
- Ohh Paulie…I had to get in my best suit and tie to come get you out of the pokey.
- That was rough
- Adrian has no rhythm
- Howdy Howdy Howdy…time to announce the fight
- Wrestler vs Boxer…the answer to the question nobody asked.
- You ever fight a dinosaur kid?
- “why the carrying him?” “he’s walking”
- To all my love slaves out there…Thunderlips is here in the flesh, Baby. You’re all trash…you better shutup!
- Mr. T attends all of Rocky’s events
- Face to tits…time to fight
- wait wait…this is supposed to be fake! stop calling me a meatball
- Rocko…remember the neighborhood
- yeah…take my gloves off…boxing…oh…he’s taking the gloves off.
- Paulie don’t sweat nobody.
- CHOKE HIM OUT…CHOKE HIM OUT
- Maybe I am remembering it wrong…but I think this may be my favorite Rocky so far.
- Pinocchio story…somebody is going to be a liar.
- Thereby exposes her to the public…Goldilocks
- but it looks nothing like me!
- Time for Rocky to retire! after 3 years.
- Easy matches…fighting other bums. Bums fighting bums.
- uh oh…he done crossed the line talking that way to Adrian
- pushing the buttons
- This statue dedication did not go as planned.
- It’s all a scam Rocky!
- Easy fights…c’mon Mick…I’ll live in the gym
- Nike would like you to know they sponsored this movie
- Apparently, Rocky likeness is hard.
- Gross…getting a sweaty cheek kiss
- Mr. T grunts a lot…haha…I hope they did that in post.
- After it is over…maybe join the circus?
- Mr. T doesn’t want no-one…he just wants to be alone…get out of the spotlight
- You gonna kill poor ole Mick
- Clubber is so angry
- Dead Meat
- Mick told him to take his time…but nope.
- Don’t stand toe to toe!
- What a sucker
- You ain’t been hungry in years.
- Pinocchio your nose will grow!
- Mick is dead! Dead…
- While you were mourning….
- Helmet…I don’t need no helmet! You take it statue!
- Meanwhile down at Mighty Micks…
- Apollo….you been stalking me?
- You got to go back to the beginning…Eye of the tiger! Eye of the tiger!
- haha…you got me curious…you got me curious Rock.
- You talking about that old fool Apollo Creed.
- Rocky is 34…his time has passed
- Apollo is pulling an Equalizer…you gonna owe me a big favor
- The city has to take you rich boy balboa but a new city. LA
- Hey Paulie…just don’t get irregular alright.
- Takes about 6 years to get to know Paulie
- leaky plumbing…how can you train if you don’t got leaky plumbing.
- He ain’t got no rhythm.
- Rocky got no rhythm…got no swim…
- Shutup you Sterno bums!
- Adrian is a trooper.
- Paulie has one job…hold the jam box…and piss and moan
- “There is no tomorrow.”
- Mickey never had me do this…you can’t do that shit…this is not how we did it back home.
- He’s already beat…mentally.
- I need me some shorty shorts
- “What’s wrong with you!”
- I don’t want to lose what I got….I’m afraid!
- Yelling by the beach….let’s work this shit out
- No Fear…it was our generations motto
- The music means it’s time to fight
- no no Rocky…just flick it…flick it
- All Rocky fights end with “We all good…” Winning hearts one boxer at a time.
- You got to do it alone in the end…do it for yourself.
- Hottest scene ever…Rocky and Apollo splashing around in the water.
- Clubber Lang has gotten comfortable with the camera
- Remember where you came from.
- Both are brawlers
- What’s your prediction? Pain
- Clubber Lang so Dang
- Do not push Apollo!
- Mr. T always in your head.
- Rocky keeps getting lighter in every match
- haha…Apollo in the corner is fantom boxing
- Mr. T is getting whiplash
- no rabbit punches!
- Block Rocky…put him in the corner
- Why am I freaking out
- 2 knockdowns
- it’s strategy…
- man..I’m such a sucker for Rocky movies
You know…they say we can only access 20% of our brains…here…take this breath mint… it will let you access 100% of your fresh breath and cost like… 8 cents a pop. NOW you are Limitless. Go forth and make the love, clean your house and make some spreadsheets…not necessarily in that order…YOU will conquer the world you minty smooth talker you! Don’t do drugs.
Oh, are you back already? Yeah those mints only last like 10 minutes tops…but don’t worry…I have a whole baggy of mints for like $8 bucks…You just have to chain suck a mint every 10 minutes to keep being limitless…oh did I forget that part? Well shit breath them are the breaks. Don’t do drugs.
Now go forth with this bag of mints… make the love, buy a suit and become a hot shot day trader! You are limitless. Also, I think you are only accessing like 5% of your brain…it’s like you everything you know if from crappy movies..Don’t do drugs!
Limitless (2011) – Like a designer drug pocket built into your fancy tailored suit…kinda neat…but not very useful. Don’t do drugs.
- Obviously I miscalculated a few things…
- Let me start at the climax……WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
- Ultimate environment zoom in
- NEIL BURGE!
- The first time he….delete…delete…don’t leave the room…he left the room.
- Hey…it’s the ex brother-in-law!
- He used to be a dealer…now doing legit drugs?
- we can only access 20% of our brain. 100% access
- designer drugs….800 bucks a pop. Sounds like my Nexium
- Don’t do drugs.
- I do not think I would want to fire up 100% of my brain…I can barely take the 20%
- yep…what do you do with your enhanced brain power? diddle the landlords wife…and clean up your apartment. Ya slob
- Is that the best he can do with 100%
- I doubt you would be more focused if you were using 100% of your brain…as a matter of fact I’m pretty sure you would be a puddle.
- Life would suck after the best day ever.
- Vernon got a face pounding
- Verne is so dead….better grab that putter and hide
- Look in Verne’s pants. You only need one and then you can figure the rest.
- Play the Holy music…he found it.
- This cop ain’t buying what you selling
- What would you do? What would you do? Let me ask again…. What would you do?
- Inception zooms.
- Surge of motivation as well.
- Those pills are limited…
- Math became useful and fun.
- Girls love a smart man.
- It’s more about organization
- If you were super smart would that mean you could play the stock market? If it were just trends and patterns then anyone could make money
- Why do Ukrainians always have money.
- Here is your greasy bag of money.
- Upping the dose! are you crazy? you better figure out how to make some more fool.
- What can you do for Carl Van Bloom? What can Carl Van Loon do for you?
- ohh…self improvement month.
- RZT makes you horny baby!
- How could she fall in love with a guy who is 2 different people?
- Medication…Fine…Keep your secrets.
- Van Loon? Van Broom?
- I don’t know if accessing everything you have seen on TV about fighting will help you win a fight.
- His libido has taken over? He is accessing 100% of his ego? 100% of his penis?
- Why does a bad trip on this medicine sound like a fax. He lost 18 hours of his life.
- He had maybe a 90 day supply…then he started doubling up
- Eddie picked a bad day to go off NZT
- So this is a Jeckle and Hyde story?
- There it is…Puke scene.
- How come none of the NZTers were not blowing up?
- haha….You are calling the guy who is stalking you …poorly…he’s obviously not on NZT. Hello? New phone…who dis?
- How many taxi drivers are going to “just go” if you yell “just go”
- Melissa…you look like shit…
- I stopped taking and…and I got stupid.
- You got to taper off the NZT bruh
- Smartest guy in the world while on NZT and never uses those smarts to figure out Verne’s sources.
- Check? Check? I only take money in dirty paper bags…Got to give…
- What a funny way to take a pill… Vitamins and Aspirin….smack my neck.
- You bastid! You hid it in my house…you Conk Shell you…holy hell..that is a big bag…is it multiplying itself?
- Well that would suck…try to help a lady out…get stabbed
- Eddie is just getting everyone addicted.
- Comes on in 30 seconds.
- everybody is NZTd out of their minds.
- running on ice with a knife?
- I would be super pissed if someone used my daughter as a knife. “What tha hell!”
- So if they are both on NZT will the make crazy NZT monkey sex?
- His Blackouts were due to alcohol and lack of eating?
- 3 tier security system…a fortress with a view.
- A line up of Bradley Coopers
- Van Loon
- Classic Smart Person Mistake…thinking no one is smarter than you
- Somebody took your fancy jacket pills.
- Don’t open the box!! he opened the box..what’s in the box Eddie?
- Morris is chumping you…chump Your lawyer plays all sides
- Later phase NZT apparently does not prompt you to keep a clean fortress
- No service in your fortress…how stupid can you be.
- Ok…here we are…22 minutes left.
- Russians take pills and shoot up weird.
- Googling on NZT..bad idea
- Crazy Cooper
- Yep…this will trump puke town for Scott
- Pretty sure that is not how NZT works.
- omg…to get poked in the eye with a needle…you would think a one-eyed man would be more cautious with his one eye…
- if you are blinded…and you know there are 2 other people in a room…one friend and one foe…why would you shoot at all.
- 12 months later.
- Gimmie Some Morra
- ChemCorp Pharm…uh oh.
- NZT apparently doesn’t make you smart.
- End of movie Flex.
- Being smart does not make you charming.
Ok Brian…don’t overthink that polar bear ending…it’s just a to let the audience know that life on the surface is possible after the big freeze and that our train survivors will be able to carry on like some kind of humanity engine. ok good…done….now I can stop thinking about it…
But….what if the bear represents something more…no…don’t think about it!….. But what if it…what if it is Minsoo’s spirit leading his daughter and her eventual lover to safety like some kind of spirit engine for humanity. Choo Choo Minsoo
Shutup brain! Wear your shoe and shutup! but what about that catfish and axe gang…what was up with them and that catfish? All adding up to THERE WILL BE NO SLEEP TONIGHT!
Snowpiercer (2013) – This movie is size 10 Chaos and after 30 minutes in I wish I had upgraded my ticket to first class instead of protein block and baby tastes best caboose. Choo Choo
We precious few
Train is world. The World is tubular.
I will trade you ball for an hour for food bar.
How far back can you remember?
I am the shadow of my former shadow.
Wellness check. Time for measurements. from the yellow coat.
This ladies feet has a fro!
They just gave him the Flav vor flave.
The 7 minute speech…7 minutes of arm out of the train hole.
This is not a shoe…it is size 10 chaos
Your station on the train was determined by your original ticket
Would you wear a shoe on your head? A hat belongs on your head.
It looks like Mr. Gilliam has seen his fair share of the train hole.
CHICKEN….CHICKEN!! PROTEIN BLOCK BULLSHIT…CHICKEN
Scary tiny monkey man killed the giant troll mna
Chrono man…so they put prisoner a drug induced coma?
1 lump of chrono for 1 door.
Things that no longer exist are extinct…like cigarettes
Protein Blocks. Paul has been alone…and in the zone. Paul is a burnout.
I would totally eat bug protein …better than I thought…I thought it was going to be kids or people.
17 on earth…17 on the tail section. 17 years
The hood gang…axes up front. pikemen in teht back.
The Catfish gang? Axefish?
Axes are not extinct
Oh no…almost done in by a wet fish on the floor.
18 years old today…sucking at Willard’s titties.
74% of you are going to die.
Tunnel! nooo..it’s dark
What happened to his arm?
Cut out Willards tongue? He is the devil.
Where did Curtis keep that protein block he served Swinton at the Sushi Bar?
1000 people in an iron box. They were cannibals after a month.
I know what people taste like…I know babies taste best.
I sure hope that translator caught all of that story.
measure lady…she measures shit
There is only enough space for a very small person.
He finally sacrificed his arm.
That Polar bear is totally going to eat them.
Question One: What secret in the Wachowski’s 2012 movie adapted from a book would be worth killing 3 hour for?
Question Two: Is it reasonable to believe that this movie would not require me to turn on Closed Caption on Netflix to unlock that secret…a secret that is perhaps hidden in the True True language? maybe so…maybe no…and if so…
Question Three: What in the F…. name of Old Georgie hisself am I doing here?
Uh oh. Hold on a second guys…Who comes a rapping at my high rise apartment chamber door?….oh hi… Hey, listen guys…it’s the Wachowskis! They are banging trays and I do believe they intend to throw me off the balcony for what I done said about their movies over the year. I Gotta go….Speed Racer suuuuucked!
Cloud Atlas (2012) – Like being slowly poisoned by a toothy Tom Hanks. Will the suffering never end!! Yay it’s over. Let’s watch it again!!
- Don’t start your movie with jibberish.
- Closed Caption it is.
- Question One: What Secret? Question Two: and if so…question 3…what the F am I doing here?
- Civilized folk are hot because they are wearing 3 layers of wool and cotton.
- It’s too hot for a whipping.
- He passed out from worms?
- “A tiger cannot change his stripes.”
- The night of the Lemon Prizes
- Let me get your attention by banging these trays together.
- Woah…Finch is flying.
- Found it . The thread to follow is not the actors but the stories that inspire (The Atlas?). Starting with Adam Ewing’s journal (only half) that is passed onto Robert Frobisher and then the letters he wrote to his lover are passed onto Luisa Rey (only parts and she hears the Cloud Atlas in the record store) her life is chronicled by her child neighbor (Jonas) in a story titled Half-Lives (A Lousisa Rey Mystery) which is read on the train by Cavendish (partially?) Cavendish life is portrayed by an actor (Hanks) in a film after Cavendish’s death and viewed in part by Sonmi-451. Sonmi goes on to inspire revolution and her words are echoed in the Teachings that Zachary learns but only in part.
- Zachary mentions in the beginning his first meeting with Old Georgie eye to eye (the temptation Adam Ewing)
- The Actor/Characters as they play to each period’s roles and how they respond and are influenced. Love and inspiration can travel through each period. Characters can have love affairs that last beyond a period of life.
Hey Shovel….while we are stuck here levitating in the upstairs bathroom of the house waiting for someone to open the door…I’ve been doing some serious thinking about how we got ourselves into this situation. I mean, I know I’m just a pair of Shrub Cutters…but to the best of my reasoning…the house has enchanted us with the gift of life. But to what end? I’m a still a little fuzzy on why are we trying to murder Roger? I mean up until this point I have just been following Axe’s lead ….but now I am starting to question things….like why Grass hook is hovering up into my personal space! Back up Grass hook!
Shh…listen…I think someone’s coming! Oh I hope it is one of the nosy neighbors! I would love to bury myself deep into that Harold guy and watch all the booze shoot out like a freshly tapped keg. Oh no! I’ve been gifted with life but all I desire is murder and mayhem! Axe…end my suffering with a swift swing! ….and so help me Grass Hook… by the name of the maker of tools….if you don’t back up…. I’ll will take you with me!
*Gasp* The door is open! Go Go Go…Kill anything that moves! GRASS HOOK GET OUT OF THE WAY! MAN YOU REALLY PUT THE ASS IN GRASS!
House (1986) – Like trying to flee from a suicide scene on a moped. You just can’t get away fast enough. I AM GROCERY BOY!
- Mrs Hooper…It’s me…The Grocery Boy…I have no name.
- Sick Picture
- It’s hard to run from death on a moped
- Thanks Mr. Jones…”he loved my aunt?”
- Get out of my face ya freaky book fans
- Married to Sandy Sinclair…a Marvelous Actress.
- Blood Dance…the best book 3 years ago.
- You gonna owe Double day…you already lost your wife over this.
- Frozen Food….The Horror!
- 30 minutes for a frozen entree in the box…didn’t even take it out.
- FBI and the CIA are on the case Mr. Cobb
- There was no caller id in 1986….how did he know to pretend he was having a rocking Poker game?
- His ex-wife lost at the awards show
- Does he not know how phones work? Hello Sandy…Sandy. “I’m such a jerk.”
- Is his son in the pet cemetery? Sometime dead is better.
- Mr. Parker…Mr. Cobb…Mr. Jones…Mrs. Hooper
- US Record for 2 years for fishing. Uncle Hooper Died Diving for Abalone
- Cobb grew up at the house…his mom died and his aunt raised him.
- So not only did he grow up there at his aunt’s house he lived there as an adult? or was he just helping his Aunt with some yard work?
- Jimmy done got took by that car…no! he’s in the pool!
- Got a nephew named Monty who could do something with this place.
- How did Uncle die? He was diving…HARPOON!
- “The House did it Roger…” Aunt Elizabeth
- Aunt was working on paintings.
- Dumbass…don’t put your hand in a shark’s mouth.
- They should call that foray the “hello” room…Hello? anyone there?
- The house tricked me…this house knows everything about you.
- is that his Valium?
- Ha! He is still sleeping in his kid’s bed
- Love that sweater …beat it dog…That is Harold’s dog
- Mr. Gordon Horrible old woman…lovely woman…want dinner?
- Harold keeps a book in his pocket that is essentially a stack of papers?
- That is one tiny monitor.
- Vietnam on set.
- These guys are in their 30s…the average age was 19…ni ni ninteen
- I don’t usually think about grenades being a quiet attack…but I guess they can be used in that capacity.
- If only…you could turn your kids off with a remote
- Going crazy…brush my teeth….nope…going back to check that closet.
- The hour strikes 12….the witching hour! Do…Not…Open…That…Closet….after…midnight.
- Did this guy just order a bunch of equipment from Amazon of the 80s?
- Hey Rog…what’cha doing? Solitude? Looks like Larping for military types.
- It’s only after midnight Roger…lots of cameras and lights and military garb
- Harold just invites himself in with food.
- Look at this scratch…does this look like a ghost
- Harold just gonna call a celebrity?
- Richard Moll has got to keep moving and clucking like a chicken.
- That fish is alive!
- Got to go get a gun? now there is flying yard tools…yet he is still worried about shooting the fish?
- The yard tools are back! They are the chick in the bucket?
- Sandy…what happened to you! Accidental discharge.
- Roger has a pink phone?
- Me? Just sitting on my porch whistling and rubbing my gun.
- Roger Cobb has a face that is hard to recognize at first…but then…bam.
- Blood Garden or Blood Dance?
- Beat it Harold
- So the tools were just hanging out in the upstairs bathroom. Should have sent the cop up there.
- Now Roger believes his son is in the house?
- What are you digging? A hole.
- Tanya just pops in…man theses neighbors.
- Man what all did he bury in that backyard?
- The neighbors dog is a menace.
- Roger spends a lot of time violently rifling through drawers
- They should call this movie “Neighborhood” cause the real nightmare are the neighbors.
- I say just let them ghost demon clowns take Robert.
- So the house knows your fears and uses them? Why was Aunt Elizabeth afraid of yard tools?
- shoot it Harold!! it’s a harpoon gun.
- Big Ben needs to be finished off
- Harold drunk himself to drunk
- Jimmy lives in the bathroom vanity mirror
- haha…boney bat boy is kind of nifty with a shotgun
- Undead Ben is actually pretty durn cool. Kind of reminds me of Swamp Thing.
- I have never climbed onto a roof on a 2 story house. Happens on TV and Movies all the time. Maybe I live in the wrong places.
- You can’t hurt me anymore…and just like that…done.
- Cheesy Stud?