Hot Fuzz (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi,

This week on Fuzz-sack It’s no accident  the Bad Boys of film review chase down a group of hooded figures from The Actors’ Guild of Great Britain. In fact it was quite inevitable that we would get around to this satirical parody that features many classically Sackable films;  Bad Boys II, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard and Point Break. We’ve sacked them all…and now this…

So sit back …grab those biscuits that you lifted from the local grocer and prepare yourself for some paperwork that looks a hell of a lot more exciting than it actually is.

Also, stealing biscuit is wrong. Yarb.

 

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Swordfish (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi,

On this week’s FilmHack….oh…wait…..hold on a second guys..my screen just locked and it wants a Password?

Hey, I don’t remember setting a password. Hmm…let me try my bank password…cause that makes sense  right? So, It’s all lower case iamsobroke and then the number 69 followed by the dollar sign.

Nope…oh man…this is a really a lot of pressure with all you guys watching.

Oh…ok…thank you Ibbott…yes a back rub does help…oh yeah…now it’s coming back…I think I may have used my Facebook password Suckerberg69. and Enter….crap…

Woah woah…Randy where are you going dude!? Get up from there man! oh…you were just helping tie my shoe. Man…you guys are super helpful.

Oh I got it. I probably used my Twitter password… TheBirdIsTheWord69. Bingo! That’s it…Show notes open!

Scott, stop measuring my inseam that’s too helpful.

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Suburban Commando (1991) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Oh hi,

Welcome to our little suburban crime ridden… and social justice warrior nightmare…of a neighborhood where you will find puppies in hot cars, unfair vending machines that steal your money, irresponsible car owners, delinquent kids and crazy shop owners who are easily spooked and are quick to broom waving and shouting nonsense.

Hell, even our street performers are endangered. Yep it’s Hard Times for our Late Night Mimes….can someone please think of the mimes!

Yep, if I have learned anything from this movie…and I haven’t…it’s that sometimes you have to lose to win. Well I lost…where is my win?

WHERE IS MY WIN SCOTT! WHERE!

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Full Metal Jacket (1987) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Movie Sergeant Dunaway here, your Senior
Sack Instructor. From now on, you will speak
only when spoken to, and the first and last
words out of your filthy mouth holes will be “Huh!”

Do you basic grubs understand that?

(Huh) Exactly.

Also, I can’t hear you. Sound off like you watched this weeks movie and enjoyed it.

Johnson, your new name is Grossman. Cause you think stuff’s gross. Good job.

Ibbott, I’m gonna call you Boris …cause you do a really funny Russian accent and also  because you are a little squirrelly. Like moose and squirrel. Say the thing!

Jordan, you will now answer to  Dicks…because that one time you made me laugh when you said something about a bag of dicks.

Now choke yourself. That’s it….ahhhh yeah.

Dicks, tell us about your job this week.

 

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