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The Beastmaster (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

What’s up my Witches! Oh I am sorry did I startle you horrible hags. It’s just me the high priest Ma-Axe and now perhaps you understand how I feel when I run into one of you in the middle of the night while on urgent poo business. I haven’t poo’d in a decade! The Truth cannot be changed!

Anywho, What are we working on today my coven of ugly? A passion potion? Tell me more! A brew that turns you from horrible to hot! I …am …listening! Oh…but you ran out of “cow placenta” and you only have enough to either make you hot up top or hot down below. Hmmm…that is a tough one. Better make it hot bottoms. Oh! are we doing the squirmy dance…You know I love the squirmy dance. Yeah…this is going to be so much better after the potion. I can’t wait.

Alright, I’m heading out. Oh yeah…if you are heading to the lower levels today, we left the ankle grabber flaps open. So, be high stepping or lose a foot to the death guards. Toodles. The Truth cannot be changed!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beastmaster

TWITTER

The Beastmaster (1982) – I have my eyes, I have my cunning and now I have my strength….Now if I just had a sandwich What… Nooo..not the village baker! and his baker’s paddle…burnt up! nooo…I have nothing

SHOW NOTES

  • The BeefyMaster
  • Eek! Big cat! Bird! another bird! yet another bird! Black Tiger? angry eagle. Who’s nature slideshow did we get suckered into watching.
  • Meanwhile in ancient something or another…
  • Door go up!
  • Oh look…a tiny pyramid.
  • 1 black and 2 red robes.
  • Oh goody…I was hoping there would be ladies squirming around a pot.
  • RIP TORN! is he a vulcan?
  • Oh no!
  • You will die at the hands of Zed’s unborn son.
  • Those witches should work on their faces.
  • “I hear you are working on a child sacrifice…” now..go away…go hang out with the barbarians.
  • OMG…that nose on Rip Torn.
  • I don’t believe Rip Torn believes you.
  • Hey…you seen my 2 suicide monks? I’m pretty sure they are hanging around here somewhere…oh there they are.
  • Why is JJ’s dad hanging out with the fanatics
  • Everybody is either ugly in this movie or …no they are all ugly.
  • Just gonna sneak into your room at night and bring my brahma cow…oh…and I brought my radioactive goop as well.
  • That baby wants out of your belly…no your unborn child is ours now…and it’s in my cow belly.
  • Poor cow…why didn’t the witch just cut it out of the mommies belly…seems like an unnecessary step.
  • Man…that witch can build a fire…I mean that thing is huge.
  • Krull to the back! Kappa?
  • She ain’t there.!
  • Slow pan up…yeah…look at them legs…ahhh yeah…and those thighs …and breasts and OMG!
  • I guess that baby had one last trick
  • Free babies!
  • Hey village! Look what I got! New Life! Smell it!
  • 10 years later…time to f with the other villagers…Johnny Appleseed style
  • This bear is angry! No worries dad…I go the dead eye…look at me bear.
  • Hey boy…never tell anyone about talking with the animals thing.
  • The gods put a mark on your hand…so suck it up beloved.
  • Tell the village…Fortis…he dead.
  • “Yar…it is fixed…hiyaa!” Father is kind of a dick…always challenging the young bucks…stabbing witches in the back…stealing babies…rubbing the fact he has a new baby in the face of the other villagers.
  • Uh oh…a dust cloud…it can only mean one thing…
  • A line in the sand…We have been waiting a long time for this…come on old man…and that was pretty anticlimactic…all that posturing…and insta-death
  • “What should I do during the pillage? run through the village with my booby hanging out…sure thing.”
  • “Hey that guy…he looks like my scar..I must kill him!”
  • Noooo! they shot the dog! not the dog!
  • I love how Rip Torn shows up and looks amused.
  • Pillage the village!
  • I get clubbed and now I am the 3 eyed raven.
  • Well why didn’t you see your dead dog talker of animals?
  • I suppose in hindsight…perhaps we should have kept all the explosives in the village.
  • Nooo..not the baker! and his baker’s paddle…who will make the bread pudding!?
  • Ok…that’s it…I’m taking my dead dog and getting the hell out of here.
  • It’s the hero’s journey…They killed everything I loved!
  • Alright…time to burn these bodies that didn’t burn during the village fire…these dead villagers are really flammable!
  • I am the Hawk…following me and find your destiny! now quickly…you must run to the top of this hill and yell and swing around this small tree…You are a self taught warrior…now talk to the birds!
  • Dad’s sword! hey this is way better for swinging around than that small tree I cut down.
  • Run and Sword…squat…run and sword…squat
  • Now what are those weasles/ferrets gonna do with that gear?
  • Oh no! Quicksand! It’s the deadliest of sands.
  • Listen to my mind powers you little beasts
  • Saved ya! Now you owe me a life debt. Kodo and Podo my pocket friends…now get in there.
  • Hey guy…yeah guy..let’s tie this black tiger of the desert up and f with him…well that sounds like a good use of our time. Hey…I’m surprised we have lived that long.
  • Caw! Caw!
  • Ahh yes…this pleases The Beastmaster…I nod my head in satisfaction.
  • I have my eyes, I have my cunning and now I have my strength…your name is woo? Now let’s us until we see some naked ladies bathing and then we shall woo them with our cunning.
  • “Let’s swim with our tops off! How about bottoms off…no! Just tops and we only go in waist deep! OK!”
  • You owe me your life…but I will take this molestation as my payment. I am Dar…I am no threat to you.
  • Jin Horde?
  • Let’s get frisky! Slave to the priestess.
  • I see why as a 12 year old boy I liked this movie.
  • What is this place? This soup is people!
  • Are these ancient vampires? Cause I think that dude in the cave was safer in his cage.
  • Oh these bat people worship the bird…back off!
  • So the beastmaster popped into the bat peoples tree and got a guy killed but collected his loot all the same.
  • That miniature city sure is close to the camera
  • This music sounds like BSG
  • There is still meat on that skeleton’s goot…gross.
  • The Beastmaster is always falling into viscous materials
  • Don’t touch the pony!
  • Hey high priest…that kid is kind of old for a sacrifice.
  • Why would you bring your kid of a kid sacrificing party?
  • No no..let’s see where this is going. Maybe he won’t throw the kid in this time.
  • Strong Hawk…so strong he can carry kids
  • Confused Rip Torn is the best Rip Torn.
  • I returned your kid…now you owe me a life debt
  • Here…take this eye ring! it will lead you to him.
  • Kill him now…but he has a black tiger!!
  • So is he controlling the tiger or is he just watching.
  • Nooo! not my kitty.
  • Hahaha…
  • Face an animal on it’s on terms
  • Ohh…now he owes a debt!
  • Look I am The Beastmaster…I ain’t the LogMaster…want to give me a hand here.
  • Know what’s easier…movie a log while not eye locked with a stranger
  • Life is a circle…I am sure we will see each other again.
  • Seth thinks stuff is funny…until it is not…he has the best turn.
  • Let’s have a conversation and negotiation of travel
  • I can see through the eyes of the beast and know their thoughts and they can see through my eyes and know my thoughts.
  • These are my thieves…now by all means…go to sleep with your trinkets left unattended. Yoink
  • This ring has eyes!
  • Oh…has my vision squatting awoken you? Apologies, sometimes I must express my colon during meditation.
  • Priests in Red and Ladies in white means sacrifice!
  • She’s no slave…she is my cousin.
  • These priests do not talk…but they do have balls.
  • Quickly…we must flee! Pull the rope faster!
  • This greatly amusing Seth…Seth is amused.
  • The reluctant cohort hero…this kid is always napping…
  • This movie has a lot of ass cheek
  • First you must ride in the hay ride of deadly allergies…then you must pass the leg grabbers…and boy do they love to grab legs. then over the death guard making hole and use your ferrets to fish out the keys…but be careful…then past the secret Trill changing room….and onto the totally not suspicious unlocked room
  • So Zed had a kid after
  • Man that witch is tall and can climb a wall.
  • Suck it witch…I have the eye of the tiger!
  • “Can you walk? Yeash”.
  • I am so angry! I am a Death Guard! I hate everything! Especially legs…
  • …and finally to escape…just head out the hole under the giant skull…easy pleasy.
  • haha….the cave skull lever wheel is stuck
  • I am not totally convinced The Beastmaster has any strength. He seems to have trouble with a lot of strength challenges.
  • Death Guard in the Hole!
  • Why does The Beastmaster have the ability to communicate with the Bird but occasionally he will need to do the bird scream.
  • There they are…my little nut biters. Let’s go!
  • Does that door have a counterweight?
  • Blind Dad. I need no coward by my side!
  • Just goes to show you…it takes more than sperm to be a dad.
  • “Go crawl down a hole with your animals.” Owee…words hurt sperm donor dad.
  • This eye ring can also hear?! or does he also have an ear necklace?
  • oh chit…Set done saw you.
  • Beastmaster you are our only hope.
  • There is always a lot of talk of Sacrifice at sunrise…sunset…just get on with it. Are you worried about attendance? It’s too hot at noon?
  • Down the dirt path littered with bodies on pikes.
  • Ropes are no match for these rodents.
  • Rip Torn and his Skull Hair clips
  • Witches be like that…they turn their back to you and then flee.
  • Nooo…the sacrifice was too great! Kodo is dead! or is it Podo
  • Now I must rub my face on my ferret
  • Hurry…make the moat look like…
  • Hey…why is the beastmaster just chillin on the pyramid.
  • “In my village”…yadad
  • Your explosive mote idea was half baked.
  • Man…every time she puts on clothes something is always trying to take them back off again.
  • You have activated Seth Frenzy…back the F up.
  • The Yar king is not the best swinger
  • I fell on my own weapon! Eeek it’s in my back!

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Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
  • 40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
  • All the kids died from 1
  • I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
  • I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
  • You Dead you Dead.
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
  • What if you could do something about consequences
  • You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
  • Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
  • These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
  • Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
  • Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
  • Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
  • Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
  • Biker Girl Titties.
  • Teenagers are horny and high.
  • I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
  • Things are falling into place.
  • Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
  • This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
  • “You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
  • All of these people are living on the razors edge.
  • This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
  • This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
  • That cop ate it!
  • Murder Death Porn
  • ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
  • Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
  • Burning truck of death.
  • Wow…that was a lot of vision.
  • Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
  • Kimberly is like…fook that.
  • How much weed do you have on you?
  • Be Cool! Daniel
  • Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
  • This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
  • Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
  • oh…Flight 180…
  • Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
  • Scary story…but true…
  • 1 survivor! In the nut house!
  • This is a well crafted horror trope
  • The Different Strokes Curse
  • Mom must be dead.
  • Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
  • Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
  • Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
  • EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
  • Evan won the lottery
  • haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
  • Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
  • That cop is surfing the dark web
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
  • Secrets of the Unkown.
  • neocities
  • Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
  • Route 23 – 18 People Dead
  • Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
  • Why you have scary Marionettes
  • At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
  • Voluntary crazy
  • B 109
  • Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
  • Die in this order…death list
  • Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
  • Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
  • “Watch out for the signs”
  • Alex got a brick to the head?
  • Clear be like…”I don’t care”
  • death by pigeons
  • “Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
  • Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
  • 6th and 2pm 62!
  • Giving Tim the gas.
  • Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
  • Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
  • haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
  • If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
  • Ha! It’s the mortician.
  • Dead, yet still fresh.
  • Only new life can cheat death.
  • Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
  • If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
  • New Life defeats death.
  • “Suck on my junk”
  • Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
  • When does life begin? The age old question.
  • Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
  • Doubter dude
  • Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
  • I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
  • Nora and Eugene are dead
  • If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
  • Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
  • This elevator is possessed with creepy.
  • Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
  • Eugene is a control freak.
  • Eugene…you got to Chillax
  • haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
  • Death is trixie. Your water broke.
  • All these people barely escaped death last year.
  • You caught the Flight 180
  • A rift in death’s design.
  • Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
  • Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
  • Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
  • More like the jaws of death.
  • Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
  • Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
  • Kalarjian…Naijralak
  • Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
  • It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
  • The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
  • Get Kalarjian
  • That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
  • A leap of faith.
  • BRIAN NOOO!

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Bandits (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Thank you for the lovely dinner Mrs Banks. Please don’t cry. Mr. Banks could we bother you to set up the Monopoly Board? You da best Mr. Banks! Now remember what we told you. We aren’t like those horrible “sleepover bandits” that spend the night with a bank manager and then rob them the next morning. Nope, we’re just going to play a little game of Monopoly and we’ll be out of your hair. We’re the Board Game bandits!

Now hand me the car Mr. Banks (beat) because I’m always the car (beat) and I have a gun, now stop crying. Also, you are the Banker Mr. Banks because…. ‘duh.’

Oh, so you picked the fancy little dog. no no.. I almost picked the fancy little dog…but I’m sticking with the car. Ok, I’m rolling first annnnnd I rolled a 10…hmm…that lands me at jail…give me the dog…no…..you can be the car…. in jail…what? I know it’s just visiting! whatever…

I’m rolling as the dog…stop crying…your turn was the car and the car has already rolled. aaaand I rolled another 10! You know what…just give me the money…stuff it in this crown royal bag I stole from your liquor cabinet…don’t bother with the 1’s…c’mon hurry up Mr. Banks..

Alright, So thanks again Mr. and Mrs. Banks for a lovely evening. Oh look…their mailbox says “The Ibbotts” Boy did I get that wrong…oh well…I guess there are worst ways to spend a Saturday Night. Boom…TWIST ENDING! Epic long intro and done! Boom…give me my prize…what…it’s not a competition…whatever….keep telling yourself that loser.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219965/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandits_(2001_film)

TWITTER

Bandits (2001) – Some Dialogue soup..Below my belt and above my knees, My Spaghetti is too long….and the sauce is too red…I hate it…Do you smell burning feathers

SHOW NOTES

  • The tale of 2 hair styles
  • One last big heist. Yes sir Joe knows what he is doing.
  • Alamo Savings and Loan
  • Most successful Bank robbers in US History.
  • They Dead.
  • “Criminals at Large” – The Sleepover Bandits
  • Previously, in the Oregon Prison.
  • Banned Garlic…but it cures it all….except a sucker punch.
  • Harry has symptoms
  • Joe needs some anger management!
  • Medication is quicker.
  • Cement Truck escape from the yard. Go Joe
  • Backyard Cement Truck…coming through.
  • We are going to need clothes, money, food.
  • Matching denim uniforms that say inmate on it.
  • Bandits don’t need a plan.
  • Joe is a ladies man. Terry not so much.
  • Highlighter bank robber
  • “May I please go back to prison.”
  • Hypochondriac partner
  • Stoned Phil….something funny about being an inmate Phil?
  • Party crashers…
  • Paradise…always trying to get to Paradise…
  • “I have sanitation issues Joe.” – Terry
  • Terry along for the ride…Tuxedos and Margaritas in Paradise
  • “We are bank robbers.”
  • Below my belt and above my knees…where is it…
  • Sleepover Bandits…Tuxedos and Margaritas…life is one big sunset.
  • Who is her dad?
  • Don’t borrow Phil’s car…it has a new transmission.
  • Harvey Pollard…Time malfunction…I’m gonna get a beer. “He’s honest and he follows real good.”
  • The Front Man: He rents the room, get’s the supplies, he drives the get away car.
  • “My Spaghetti is too long….and the sauce is too red…I hate it…” Thanks Betty
  • Crying lady…Saffron
  • “Know what they call me in prison?”
  • That is some seriously red hair…Kitchen Dance with a fridge black-light
  • Kitchen drunk. She is so emotional…highs and lows
  • Like a Billy Bob Thornton the hood of your car.
  • Kate is desperate…thank you for the lift.
  • “I’m feeling very fragile at the moment. I don’t need to be alone.”
  • How long has Terry been in prison…he don’t even know what onStar is.
  • Run over Billy Bob and end up a Hostage.
  • Spent 200k …one thing led to another and I am throwing out 50 dollar bills at the crowd
  • It’s hard being smart…that is a lot of nickels and the stress level is too damn high.
  • Finger Brush!
  • I saw it in a movie…a curtain between the bed. Some like it hot?
  • “Beavers and Ducks” nightmare again!
  • It must be a sign! Total Eclipse of the Heart! – Bonnie Tyler – Ultimate Chic Song. Haiku
  • I love all the pony songs. Wildfire…
  • Banker with emotional stress paralysis.
  • Let’s extend the 24 hour rule
  • It’s ok Larry.
  • Harvey is always lighting himself up.
  • Sick with Vaginitis.
  • Rob a bank…split up…spend a lot of money…repeat.
  • Are you achieving a low profile.
  • Go home Kate!
  • Billy Bob is always getting a concussion.
  • OMG…they have to go!
  • Live Fast and loose and wreck a lot
  • Ha. He jacked the box trick that almost killed them?
  • Joe has whiplash and cant find Kate!
  • That is a lot of Pink Flamingo
  • Ahh…the old…only 1 room left and you have to bunk with .
  • This weeble wobble song scared me half to death.
  • Jaw popping…grote.
  • Her husband was a terrible kisser.
  • Kate is just looking for an adventure.
  • Many happy returns. Sneezing fit! She fixed it. She scared him…suffocated him and slapped him.
  • Fear of getting smaller.
  • Antique Furniture is scaring me.
  • Black and White movies
  • You are not a cockroach…more like a beaver.
  • Looking for love in all the wrong places.
  • Joe is not handling it well
  • You broke Joe’s Heart
  • Just let me have her Joe.
  • Let Kate choose…
  • in other words…me or that guy…good looking or itchy.
  • Kate don’t want to choose.
  • I will be in Spain next week…but the house is right here…waiting on you…it’s where you belong.
  • Kate loves music…but music does not love her.
  • Kate has 2 loves.
  • Do you smell burning feathers?
  • Terry is very susceptible to suggestion
  • Dance paralysis.
  • Brain Tumor…Joe doesn’t have a brother Albert.
  • Together you are the perfect man.
  • Waiting for a fight club moment…they are one man and they are all in Kate’s head.
  • They never actually show the sleep over part.
  • Dinner and then breakfast then off to the bank.
  • 1 million dollar reward?
  • Fade to black.
  • That is why he was a stuntman.

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Raw Deal (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Alright Oldfellas, the Don has ordered us to take out Sleepy Joe Marcellino before he can testify against the family. But the FBI has him stashed away in a remote location. However, I have a plan.

First we take a Train….then we take a walk…..then we take a boat….then we take a car….then we take a helicopter….hold on Tony, I’m doing the plan over here…now where was I…..oh yeah…then a station wagon…then The Oakside Boys Club bus….no wait…that’s next week….back the bus up….

Alright. we get off at the station wagon, shoot some feds…play some Trivial P, seal our fates by whacking the son of an FBI Agent and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Sleepy Joe Marcellino takes his last nap. Any questions?

What’s the P stand for? (Pause for effect) Pursuit…geez guys…we are Oldfellas…we keep it clean. I mean we still kill guys and stuff…but they probably deserve it right…hey Tony what are you making over there that smells so darn good? No…I do not know what a Cow’s only contribution is…is this one of them Trivial Pursuit questions?

Ah crap! Everybody down…Tony’s got a Shit Cake and all we have are these guns!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_Deal_(1986_film)

TWITTER

Raw Deal (1986) – spelled backwards is Lead War. That is all. #shitcake

SHOW NOTES

  • Hey wait a minute…this ain’t Red Heat!
  • Studio “Ear” Canal has a weird intro
  • De Laurentis film
  • Amtrak coming at ya!
  • Funky Music….crew walk montage…Train…Walk…Boat…Car…Helicopter…Station Wagon….are we there yet?
  • That is the longest silencer I have ever seen.
  • Who is this Motley crew of middle-aged to fairly-old white guys.
  • Green Lite.
  • Oh…is that Trivial Pursuit..
  • How many times was John Wayne Nominated for an Academy Award?
  • Sleepy Joe don’t want to be awake to testify.
  • Italian? So you want to be a witness? Witness this…
  • Harry…his birthday was in 2 week.
  • They’re Dead…
  • Meanwhile, some backwater industrial town and some country music.
  • Why is this cop running from Arnold.
  • This railroad planks chase scene is the kind of thing you don’t just think up.
  • Hey…I know a shortcut through these woods
  • Arnie Cigar – Flash Bang
  • “You caught the bastard” – some cop
  • Book ’em…and lying to the sheriff.
  • This is a shift in musical tone.
  • Amy is jamming and drinking mid day
  • …and making a cake…
  • Amy…are we having a party?
  • 5 years in exile…
  • They left NY cause of something that happened! What happened!
  • What’s for dinner? A frosted pile of shit.
  • You think just because we are in shape doesn’t mean we are not fat.
  • A cow’s biggest contribution…Shit Cake!
  • “You should not drink and bake.”
  • Aww…it’s ok…you just sleep off the drunk honey…I’ll put you in bed and get drunk!
  • Hello Mark….Hello Harry…Mark….Harry…
  • “Hold it…that’s Baxter!”
  • Half the bones in the body broken.
  • Chicago Mob. Bad!
  • All them mob bosses taking the 5th
  • My son Blaire…he dead
  • I want Petrovita!
  • FBI ain’t doing squat.
  • for $45K I want you to break up the Chicago Mob.
  • Comingski! Investigating his own break in
  • What kind of petrol place is this….they just got huge pipes that anyone can turn on.
  • Poor Irvin…he ain’t never done nothing to you.
  • Holy crap….he just blew up a bunch of private property to set up his fake death.
  • $25k for initial expenses.
  • Wife beater and hair tonic….I’m a new man!
  • Magic or magnet! This table ain’t straight!
  • Money grabber guy….I ain’t afraid of no Terminator
  • This chump brought a gun to a truck fight
  • The Oakside Boys club. bus…lots of guns…poor shots…poor Tony…he was a good kid…You son of a bitch.
  • Down…there is no down….I’m not a cop…I’m a player…MONEY!
  • Cigars are fun to watch on film…not so fun to smell in real life
  • Taking Max Kellars job
  • Miami…I’m in the computer.
  • That was one hell of a tip…
  • These alley’s have rats.
  • What’s the P stand for ….pregnant pause….
  • The FBI and their crazy questions….”when is the last time you took a piss?”
  • A big pile of money…100 Million Dollars on the streets…take a few weeks according to number 2.
  • In movies…people chew up their pills before swallowing them.
  • You are temporary probie.
  • Max don’t like you none.
  • She likes a take charge kind of guy.
  • Man…he has a type…alcoholic.
  • but he can’t handle his booze
  • Well…he got in her bed..but he didn’t sleep with her….
  • Man…all this sleuthing is hard when you don’t have a cell phone with a camera and the internet.
  • What is up with that hair! That was big even for the 80s. Time to Tik Tok on stage
  • Hey ya Cretin!
  • Down at the Drag Show
  • haha…this chip shot on the golf course from the sand trap.
  • Monique!
  • The Family…it’s large and full of rats
  • Max…maybe you are having too much fun…maybe you need a snack.
  • How many people have you killed? 3…
  • “Smart I like…Smart Ass…I don’t”
  • Haha…those guys just happen to be walking by the dress shop in the mall and notice him.
  • 50 cops in that place. Bomb threat!
  • It’s not a horrible idea apparently.
  • Fancy…Soda Bomb.
  • Man…Half Life Pro Life Whale Loving
  • Hello Marvin…
  • Justice…right Harry…Justice…F* JUSTICE
  • and this was a terrible to attack mob boss rival…
  • …and now he killed 3…and 4…
  • Cops again cops
  • All the cops are corrupt! including the
  • Ha…He said “I’ll be right back.” Close
  • Friend-zoned
  • He may have went overkill on Maxx
  • haha…Harry…was like…”It’s ok…you shot me…it’s ok…”
  • How did she know to come save him?
  • Did I mention the pit! Don’t go…Now towel dry yourself…ahhh…that’s it…pat it dry.
  • Now it’s time for the “Personal War” part of the movie.
  • Cocked and loaded montage.
  • Alright….Arnold…in this scene we are going to have some saxophones and need you to look roided out and cock all these guns…sexy!
  • ahhh man…Windshields are hard to kick out.
  • Time to put in my No Satisfaction cassette in and kill it down at the pit.
  • He should be smoking a cigar.
  • haha…did that guy fall in the rock crusher?
  • cocking face!
  • 01:27:30 capture
  • Do they big green industrial sized trucks turn into transformers!?
  • haha…1:28:30 ye-ag—ag
  • That guy bought a big green truck to a gun fight.
  • A tale of bringing the wrong things to fights is what this movie is all about.
  • These dead people make me happy
  • Mob War my Ass
  • Don’t think.. pray.
  • Schrodinger’s Elevator
  • This would have been a lot shorter movie if they had just paid Arnold to kill the mob from the get-go…but nooo…he had to get all motivated.
  • What kind of candies are those.
  • This is what it must mean by “Poetic Justice.”
  • A quarter million dollars for an alcoholic gambler… why not just shoot her.
  • Back at the FBI and his wife.
  • Get up Harry!
  • My reunion with Amy was great…baby on the way.
  • Harry…be a godfather….give me my chair!
  • ouch…did you ever quit in front of blaire!
  • It’s a miracle! All he needed was a pep talk
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Space Jam (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok guys. I know it’s been a rough week for all of us… but I got some good news! I found out what happened to all of our talents! and I was able to retrieve them and put them into this sack…. But before everybody starts touching my Sack let me make sure I have the right talents.

Let’s see….I have a blue collar hick accent…Randy…I think that one is yours. …and…I have a bottle labeled “Saturday Night 180 Proof”…I’m assuming that one goes to Ibbott’s house…alright…and I have an alternate title card with a booger on it…pretty sure that one is yours Scott and gross….and finally here is my box of intros that I won from the devil in a fiddling contest.

Alright, everybody grab my sack and hold on tight! Woohoo wrong sack guys! I believe I can flyyyyy….I believe you just touched my guy!

Hey “I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this intro!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117705

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Jam

TWITTER

Space Jam (1996) – Like Party people in the house…feel the bass…work that body….hey DJ turn it up. Hoomp there it is? Do your dance…wave your hands in the air…c’mon c’mon..ready to stop…ladies…fellas? Nah Nah Nah #90s

SHOW NOTES

  • Wait…is this the one with people and the cartoons?
  • Shooting star! catch it
  • Reitman!
  • Oh man…right out of the gate with the feels!
  • Summer 1973….I believe I can flyyyy..
  • Holy crap…It’s after midnight Michael…we can’t sleep!
  • Dad gonna let him shoot another…until he misses…
  • Michael wants to go to College and play in North Carolina! Get an education…and then to the NBA!
  • Baseball! Now that is a sport! Thanks dad!
  • Dad planted the idea of flying! Fly Michael!
  • Finally…the team up we have been waiting for…Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan.
  • Party people in the house…feel the bass…work that body….hey DJ turn it up. Hoomp there it is? Do your dance…wave your hands in the air…c’mon c’mon..ready to stop…ladies…fellas? Nah Nah Nah
  • I am seeing a lot of NBA action…where is that college education jam?
  • 1996 does Jordan retire?
  • Jordan in the outfield
  • Meanwhile on mars….
  • Ahh…some of that sweet 3d cartoon animation of the late 90s
  • Sludge Summit! Don’t bring me here anymore right…
  • We need new attractions! “The customer is always right…always…”
  • We need something nutty…wacky…Looney! Yes…
  • What kind of creatures are these? Bugs? Moron Mountain…
  • Can’t teach “looking good in that uniform.”
  • Like tips from the catcher….
  • poor Michael…that was a good looking strikeout.
  • Newman! Stan Podalack.
  • Meanwhile, at the Piggly Wiggly.
  • These guys are like the green aliens in Toy Story.
  • So Loonies are deep in the crust of the earth?
  • This was during the time Speilberg was having a love affair with Looney Tunes…Tiny Toons?
  • So did Michael mention how they treated him during his baseball stint?
  • Thanks Sherm.
  • Back off Stan…what would he do around the house?
  • Charles the dog…
  • Michael is just an ordinary guy back home with his family…living in suburbia.
  • Mmm…Chicken and Collard Greens!
  • Taking tips from his kid.
  • Was there this much Bugs Bunny and Road Runner in 1996?
  • Breaking the 4th wall!
  • Emergency Cartoon Meeting!
  • Daffy Duck can’t even get himself wet around here.
  • Our theme park in outer space…like Six Flags?
  • Slavery subject matter with Bugs Bunny cartoons.
  • A lot of fan nods.
  • What is up with Sylvester
  • Aliens from Moron Mountain.
  • They picked the Aliens one weakness…shortness…I wish I was a little bit taller…I wish I was a baller.
  • The plan…challenge the invading aliens to a b-ball game since they are short.
  • Hey…it’s Patricia Heaton and Dan Castellaneta
  • Oh these Aliens can inhabit another body? No…they can steal your talent! That is way worse….
  • Not only their talent but also their co-ordination.
  • Hey…that news guy is that guy…
  • “Watch Patrick Ewing…” Odd…so it takes talent to walk?
  • It’s the germs in New York…with masks…oh geez….can’t escape this.
  • That was some wicked talent…now they are all monsters!
  • Hey little pig…boo…and Porky peed himself.
  • They are MonStars.
  • Bill Murray back on the golf course talking to things.
  • Bill Murray is white?!
  • This golf course scene was really longer than it needed to be
  • I love Bill Murray…but he isn’t saying much.
  • “Nothing but the bottom of the cup.”
  • nooo! he lost his Jordans!
  • What kind of camera is that!
  • Why is Looney Tune land deep in the earth.
  • Bugs Bunny is far too willing to lay a smooch on someone.
  • Everybody is playing their part.
  • Michael Jordan has a paperclip in his ear.
  • So they are comparing entertainers and performers to slaves. Interesting.
  • “We’ve got balls!”
  • Spit Shine!! grote Taz…lemony fresh
  • All the Monster numbers are Zeros
  • Every heroes flaw in the 80s and 90s…” Chicken”
  • “My poor little cranium.” – Tweety Bird
  • I got a Basketball Jones on…this is way creepy…Barkley playing with young girl basketball players over top of some sexy music.
  • 5 feet nothing…blocked my shot.
  • Barkley is choosing the natural route while everybody else is using science.
  • Lola Bunny!
  • Men are chumps
  • House in 3d Land.
  • On a quest for Michael’s Shoes and Basketball Gear
  • The toons never get any royalties
  • Why are Jordans all over the trophy room.
  • Michael’s wife named their dog Charles…burn
  • Fortune Tellers…they finally gave up by science…and she is correct
  • Stan is taking this very personally.
  • “What kind of Mickey Mouse operation would name their team the Ducks….” huh huh huh. Funny
  • Jordan in his gear.
  • Granny is a cheerleader.
  • Great…no more basketball this season because of a suspected virus.
  • What kind of a timeline are they on for this Basketball competition.
  • Pump up the jam…pump it up….move your body.
  • The boss of Moron Mountain is attending.
  • Riot! The polite meese.
  • Sexy cartoon ladies…how do we feel about that?
  • Daffy never gets the respect (“Let’s all laugh at the duck”)
  • The Aliens have nothing but ringers….the looney tunes have one ringer.
  • Hit ’em high…hit ’em low…
  • It’s hard to imagine being a seasoned actor and doing this much green screen work…I wonder if it hurt or helped Jordan not being an actor?
  • TuneSquad
  • Don’t ever call em “doll” don’t ever call me “dog” don’t ever call me…
  • Sam has guns.
  • Halftime…the time things look their worst in a sports movie.
  • Humans must stink. Newman!
  • Forget inspirational speeches….you need a placebo…
  • Michael’s secret stuff.
  • What did Bugs Bunny put in that water?
  • Pulp Fiction…these are the Jokes folks.
  • The 2nd half comeback.
  • I did not need a tongue out Elmer Fudd.
  • Jordan flew under the radar because he was playing baseball.
  • Why is Marvin The Martian not a bigger part of Space Jam!
  • So now they are breaking the rules to win…like all good sports movies.
  • haha…why did they put granny in a wheelchair
  • Put me in Coach! Stan!
  • A flat Newman. Scary.
  • Looney Tune Land makes anyone flexy.
  • “I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this movie!
  • “Don’t ever trust an earthling.”
  • So all the aliens lost was that they had to give back what they took.
  • Space Jam is a 1996 American live-action/animated sports comedy film..what a small space.
  • Touch the ball…give me my talents. Ball of talent.
  • Nobody wants to touch Michael’s Ball.
  • 7 minutes of credits!
  • and a very short stinger…that’s all Folks