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INTRO
oh hi,
This week on FilmHook we fly away to a magical land of thud butts, friend zoned fairies and whatever the hell that is on Dustin Hoffman’s face. second star to the right, and straight on till I’m snoring.
Oh no…I’m losing my happy thought! Randy’s Beard, Scott’s Anti Glare Glasses, Ibbott’s Naked Head…ahh…there it is…yes! I’m flying!
Higher…we need to go higher! It’s the early 90s and it’s the time of flip phones and jaded dreams! But we need to go higher! Quick, set up another line of “pixie dust” on Ibbott’s smooth noggin! *Snort…..Cock a doodle…. don’t do drugs…
Woah…hold on…I just had an apostophe….Saving Tink is the one thing that Hook could never do. Noooo falling! woe is Smeeee
LINKS
https://www imdb.com/title/tt0102057/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_(film)
Hook (1991) – Like a Peter Pan face massage by a lost boy name pockets. Is that a peter in your pocket hand or are you just glad to see me. Wait? That wasn’t pockets…it was a Lost Boy called too small? That’s what Tink said.
SHOW NOTES
- This is how you look in the audience
- I wasn’t crying!
- Oh really…Cell phone during your daughters play in the gym!
- Bad dad…Too busy to be good dad
- These cell phones are like pistols. Draw!
- Remember…Don’t let your arms get tired.
- Please not a curveball
- Why is santa playing umpire.
- Happy piano play music to open.
- Missed his son’s game
- Look what Jack drew….you got no parachute.
- He don’t like to fly.
- Grow up Jack! Stop tossing that ball and chewing that gum!
- We are in England…land of good manners
- It’s been 10 years between visits Peter!
- Congrats on your orphan hospital..
- No growing up in this house…stop this instance
- Gremlins music.
- Peter has become a pirate!
- Owls fornicating….
- Cell phone to the snow! Noooo
- We keep the windows closed at home. Barred even
- Lawyer jokes…
- The lost boys are found. Orphans are in common.
- Dog is saying Hook! Hook…Hook.
- Phil Collins!
- Peter was 12 or 13
- Tinker Bell has got that smell for Peter
- Time to sprinkle some dust and carry Peter far away
- Follow that hook. “Hook hook…give us the hook”
- He’s only got one hand. So let’s give him a hand.
- Clapping is the only way to revive a fairy
- Every time you deny a fairy one falls to the ground and dies
- Hook seeks revenge.
- Peter cut off Hooks hand and fed it to the crocodile who swallowed a clock and chased down
- Who bet against me? This guy…put him in the boo box.
- Peter Panning…You are Peter…
- My worthy opponent
- Peter…pick up your weapon…not your checkbook!
- Fly…just think your happy thoughts.
- I want my war!
- Mortal Combat…Glory
- Give me a week! to train him. 2 days! 4 days min for a decent pan…3 days
- Smee has to translate for hook to the crew.
- Gross…mermaid recycled air!
- No amount of clapping will bring back this fairy
- These lost boys are lost…they need a Pan
- “Who’s the shrub?”
- He’s old and fat…old fat grandpa man.
- Rufio…no..Mr. Skunkhead with moose
- All grownups are pirates
- Shot in the nuts…
- He married the grandaughter.
- these giant flowers are smelling me!
- oh my…a wall!
- “Peter Pans got kids!”
- Can’t crow
- Peter Pan gets a face massage by the youngest lost boy…there you are!
- Peter you promised to never grow up!
- Suicidal Hook…
- Death is the only great adventure
- Hook wants the ultimate war
- “I think I just had an apostrophy”
- OMG ear wax to curl the mustache
- The plan is to make the kids love hook.
- He’ll Crow, He’s Fight and then he’ll fly.
- One happy thought to make you fly
- You’re doing it! Using your imagination! Also, all of this food is gross!
- ThudButt Cheese Butter
- Coconut Cutter
- Bang-a-rang
- That little girl sings real good
- Raspberry candle blowout
- There are 3 moons…but they are all the same moon
- We got to kill these tick tocks.
- Time is the real enemy
- Let’s kill time.
- The two worlds cannot remember each other
- Bad form. Good form. Master Jack
- Run Home Jack…Run Home Jack
- That’s my Jack.
- That ball traveled a long way…fate it is !
- I miss Robin Williams so much
- My shadow does what it wants
- Me and my shadow
- Don’t be a Tooley
- Time to travel further down the rabbit hole
- Hook burnt your hole when you didn’t come back.
- A kiss and a thimble…it’s Wendy’s house.
- Darn’d socks
- The wind just blew the baby away…
- Window hopping….
- Came back for Wendy..always in the Spring.
- I’ve forgotten how to fly…forgetting
- Poor tink…don’t kiss the Beetles fan!
- It’s hard to find happy thoughts in all of the sad thoughts.
- Happy thought…being a daddy. He wanted to be a daddy.
- Peter Pan is much better than Rufio Pan
- You can fly…you can fight…you can crow!
- Tink lives in a clock.
- Tink was friend zoned
- Always be forgetting
- Tink’s only wish is to be big.
- I love the hook boat. With the skeleton
- Hook earring! getting an earring is a coming of age ritual.
- Everything is a game in NeverLand
- Give me my daughter then.
- Swashbuckling
- Know what my happy thought was…it was you…not my daughter who never betrayed me.
- Form Ranks!
- Smee do something intelligent.
- Smee is me…what about me
- This movie forgets about girls
- I like to think this is all going on in one man’s head…the struggle
- Rufio is Ego
- I wish I had a dad like you
- Dad I want to go home!
- “You need a mother…very very badly.”
- Death is the only adventure
- This is only a dream says the hook
- Gasp! He’s mostly bald.
- He’s just a mean old man without a mommy.
- Hook is Neverland
- Gross…what was in that crocodile…gas
- Hook is gone…just gone
- Smee in the end is all about the me.
- That place between sleep and awake…that is where Tink will be
- found my phone
- Jim Hook
- “What did I tell you about this Window…”
- Brad is calling
- Thud Butt
INTRO
oh hi,
Hold on just a second. They just delivered my mid 1990s v0ice activated Russian virtual assistant that is programmed to only respond to English performed in bad Russian accents.
Wow, it’s a lot bigger than I thought it would be! It’s like the size of a microwave. In fact…I think it is a microwave. No wonder shipping was like 7000 Rubles. But hey! Hot lunch!
Ok, there is a sticky note attached…”To activate…just ask your stupid American question….slug head…” oh…how rude… “flip note” … “just kidding, we are totally not always listening. Please use the wake word ‘Hey Natalya’ followed by your request.” oh…ok…I think I get it.
Hey Natalya, set timer for 6 minutes. No…I said 6 minutes. 6…minutes… Ok guys, this thing must be broken it keeps setting the timer to 3 minutes. Which is fine for a baked potato but not if you are trying not to burn the Beans, Sean Beans. Shaken but not dead. Oh sorry…wait…and…now he’s dead.
Alright guys, For England…
oh yeah and…“screw you, I said no Odd Job” or something like that.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113189/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GoldenEye
Goldeneye (1995) – Like making your safe word “Xenia, I can’t breath.” Meanwhile in Cuba, unnecessary Crotch shot!
SHOW NOTES
- Hey is that Remington Steele?
- Bring on that sweet James Bond Intro!
- Oh…it’s a quickie…just gun and blood.
- Dam plane
- Is that Tom Cruise? He is running like he needs to be Tom Cruise
- We need some bells shaking for this intense Dam jump…weeee
- Bungie!
- Meanwhile at the Chemical weapons shot in the USSR 1995
- That gun can do everything!
- Oh yeah…it’s 1995…nobody shits with a newspaper anymore
- We all wanted Pierce Brosnan to be James Bond…how was his tenure?
- 006 Sean Bean…shake them bells! For England Alec!
- He would have been sooner but he had to stop off in the lou!
- Alec just shot that Russian scientist in the back. Poor Show old man..poor show
- Alec thinks half of everything is luck…and fate the other half.
- Set timer for 6 minutes. Is that going to be enough time?
- The double 0 teamup
- The Sean Bean kill to death ratio is pretty good.
- bump to 3 minutes
- Gee I wonder if they will fake Alec’s death
- Don’t shoot…you’ll blow the gas tanks.
- A bum rush would solve this shoot…don’t shoot. Squeek…squeek
- Geez man…why were those barrels under so much pressure…they came flying out of there.
- All these poor Russian guys just doing their job at the plant and 007 is just doing his thing.
- This Russian bad guy is the king of “Wait…let’s just see where this goes…” A little too easy.
- So which half was luck and which half was fate?
- Pluck pluck pluck pluck!
- Ahhh…here we go…the intro. Funky
- Goldeneye! I hope the bad guy really has a Goldeneye…you just never know with a bond movie.
- Do I need to listen to the lyrics to predict the story.
- 2 faced girl! Is she a double agent!?
- Honey trap…it’s in the song..
- 9 years later! Why he has hardly aged a day. So that would set the opening scene around 1986…Russia
- Hey, it’s the next girl…Funky beat…funky beat
- Scratch that record…weee
- Can I tell you the number of times I have gotten into a “size of my penis” contest while driving?
- Those cyclist are lame.
- Leather seat frolicking and smooching are my least favorite sounds in a movie.
- France? Countryside?
- High stakes poker game for them high stakes car drivers…tuxes and fancy dresses
- Those cards have no numbers or backs!
- None of these French words sound French. is it French? Italian?
- Vodka Martini…shaken and not stirred…or straight up with a twist…oh…On A Top!
- Damnit…mimes! Why does it always have to be open air theater mimes in France!
- use my monoscope to tack Yatch Manticore! On A Top
- Note…that helicopter
- No contact! Don’t do it James
- Xenia Warrior Princess of the crazy bed lady.
- Apparently their safe word “Xenia, I can’t breath” was a poor choice….for him!
- These French workers are very French…
- odd…she ended up being On A Bottom
- The electronic Battlefield. The Tiger is Stealth and Hardened against EMP and so forth
- You know the French and their airforce
- Meanwhile Space Weapons Russia…a bunch of dogs
- Select Mir…space station
- This computer is voice
- Boris would not know a woman if she came and sat on his head.
- You know Russians…they like to sit around and use English with heavy Russian accents.
- They are right in front of you and they can open doors
- password: Knockers
- The American’s are slug heads….they will never detect me.
- You sit on it…but you can’t take it with you…the password. No way…I spiked them.
- This movie is like one long “That’s what she said” gag.
- Boris sent them a spike
- A lot of voice recognition software in Russian in 1995
- ahhh…Test fire GoldenEye…it’s a weapon then!
- 2 satellites available
- Fire the GoldenEye…I am timing you.
- To fire the Golden Eye you need 2 keys and a UMD disc?
- She likes killing a little too much.
- They just hiding the GoldenEye in a space box?
- Durn Russians and their Nesting Doll Satellite technology
- Their best response time is 19 minutes..they’ll be late
- Did she just lick that coffee off the floor! gross!
- Moneypenny actress is played by Bond…Samantha Bond
- Sarcasm I would talk to my Children…thank you very much
- Space based weapon GoldenEye
- This lady is a cat! 9 Lives and all that.
- They EMP’d their own place. Also, I don’t think EMP works like that.
- Natalia…that computer is off.
- Why is everything trying to kill Natalia!
- GoldenEye is a nuclear explosion in the upper atmosphere to generate an EMP
- oh thank God! The puppies are ok!
- Boris and the girl are alive!
- Air Bag Phone Booth
- 3 click explosive pen
- I promise to buy a lot of IBMs…I just need to test them first
- Crazy American.
- Durn drafty churches.
- Nothing better than Russian interpretation of “Stand By Your Man.”
- Onnatop spends a lot of time on the thigh master
- James Bond nap to the back of the neck
- Where we gonna store all this Soviet stuff?
- This whole Sean Bean story is twisted around and around.
- I said 6 minutes! Not 3 minutes
- haha! Bond saving himself and the girl using his head…literally using his head to eject from the Eurocopter
- The only way to calm a hysterical lady is with a Bond Hug
- Bond uses a lot of spray and pray
- Trust me…this belt will only hold my weight….so long lady
- Love the Tank Chase! Who else could make that look cool?
- I think our mid-tier bad guy may have a drinking problem
- that is one bad ass soviet era train!
- James Bond and his sneaky tank…how the hell did he get ahead of them?
- Ramming speed
- That is always the solution with a train…full speed! Ram him!
- “Why can’t you just be a good boy and die.”
- Tastes like strawberries.
- Arse, Butt, CHAIR
- Boys with Toys
- Meanwhile in Cuba. Crotch shot!
- It took a helicopter to squeeze Onnatop out
- Hidden Dish
- This was nominated for special effects? miniatures and reverse video
- Target is London Baby!
- It’s all about da money
- So I know what you are thinking…did I click this pen 3 times or 20?
- Boris would be a faster coder if he used both hands
- Did we establish that Bond was a good card counter earlier to imply that he could count the number of pen clicks?
- “I am invincible!”
- Apparently nobody ever just wants to kill Bond…they want to talk about killing bond….
- Killing Sean Bean is not enough…no we have to smash him as well.
- Yes! I am invincible!
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oh hi,
Meanwhile, Down at the Hall of Manservants; Jarvis, Alfred Pennyworth and Bernard (Bur-nerd) House…Man gather to discuss the events of the day.
If I may, Sirs, I’ve seen things in the house of Osborn I’ve never spoke of… The night Harry Osborn kissed that Mary Jane Girl and made Omletes, I… I cleaned his eggy mess… eggs were on the floor…they were on the ceiling…they were in the carpet…I spent an hour picking little tiny egg balls from his sweater..
But I guess I still love Harry..I loved his father too… but mostly I love that Mary Jane Girl..am I right?! up top Alfred! no. alright.
Anywho, that Parker kid shows up last night…probably pissed that Harry kissed Mary or whatever those Elmo kids are so upset about these days. “Oh look at my rebellious unkempt hair and dark moody clothes and strange dance moves…Ok Elmo… get a job!” am I right!? YOU know what I’m talking about Jarvis. High five…oh no…sorry, Jarvis. I didn’t mean to knock your coffee off the table.
No I’m not cleaning it up…you clean it up. I do that crap all day…I come here to relax and get away from that whole Manservant scene …Well I guess it will just sit there for infinity. No Alfred…sit down…Let’s see how long Jarvis can stand to let that coffee soak into the carpet. For god sake’s man! It’s going to stain! That’s it…I’m out of here.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_3
Spider-Man 3 (2007) – Like Harry Osborn’s Facebook relationship profile status. It’s complicated. Or like Mrs. Sandman says to Mr. Sandman…You and Proof sitting in prison…k-i-s-s-i-n- Prison Rape…I added that last part
SHOW NOTES
SHOW NOTES
- Previously on Spiderman
- Remember this! Oh I rememver this!!
- Most informative opening credits ever…don’t be late.
- Spiderman at the top of his game! NY loves Spidey…gotta fall
- Man…does everybody just hate Peter Parker?
- Gwen Stacy!
- Is this her Voice? Sounds like Zoe Daschanel. She should sing more!
- Harry Osbourne…it’s complicated…Facebook friendship relationship
- Let me tell you about the acoustics of your performance…NERD!
- Them durn osbournes always Gobbin out
- Buff’est nerds in town. Topher Grace, Toby McGuire and
- I think she just gave you a proposal.
- So are spideman webs sticky or not? Mary Jane in my web
- Hop on my Spider Scooter!
- Penny Marko…Why did he return her letters like the letter fairy
- C-Pap? Oxygen
- Convinient…Sandmand Shirt…
- You and Proof sitting in prison…k-i-s-s-i-n- Prison Rape
- Here…daddy…here this necklace.
- Sandman…I’m not a bad person…I’ve just had bad luck
- What does a spideman sound like…vmmmm…vmmmmmm…scooter
- Aunt May loved Uncle Ben Fiercly…
- Uncle Ben asks…Aunt May shuts that shit down.
- Uncle Ben and Aunt May were good swimmers…swam to the island…under a try looking at the sky…and May close your eyes…and there is your proposal
- Oh Aunt May…I can’t take this ring…gimmie that shit!
- This movie uses Jewelry to represent love and loss.
- Hoverboard!
- Not Aunt May’s Ring! Son of a beach!
- This is some great city skyline fighting.
- Oh my god! You killed Harry!
- Ben Parker.
- Oops I fell into a weird nighttime science experiment.
- Ain’t no particle deconstruction gonna stop The Sandman!
- Criminal Reconstruction.
- I really question the Sandman costume design…they could have really done something more modern.
- Peter Parker you are a terrible listner. me me me…and get back on the horse.
- Alert…Crane out of control! Alert! Crane has become sentient. Go Go Spiderman
- What was that new beam made of that was able to tear out the beams of the building.
- Gwen Stacy loves that copier!
- Edward Brock Jr. was not that concerned about seeing Gwen Stacey up there…father seemed somewhat concerned.
- “Dazzle me!” – Jamison. Blood Pressure…you tell my wife!!…thank you.
- It’s Hip’s It’s Wow.
- What the hell kind of phone buzzer shakes your desk. Why I believe his secretary is trying to kill her boss.
- The tale of 2 nerds
- The Sandman has the weirdest luck. Now he finds a truck full of sand in the city…just when he is being chased.
- Sand Punch!
- Everybody loves Spider-man!
- Spidey 5’s for all!
- Are you kidding me Peter Parker! Upside down kiss is our move!
- that is what Bruce Campbell said…”Peker”
- Forgot about the Bruce Campbell Cameo
- No one has a stupid smile on their face like Tobey McGuire
- Everybody has severe luck in this movie…good or bad luck…it flows like destiny.
- Peter Parker is isolated by bad timing, regret and jealously.
- Why didn’t his spidey sense go off?
- Don’t question it…wake up in a black suit…no worries
- Characteristics of a Symbiote
- Now what is sand going to do with cash
- Sandman’s worst enemy…water…now he is sludgeman.
- Sam Raimi finally got to use his fast Zoom knock thing in a big budget film
- “You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!” – Petty Parker
- Who are you Parker!?
- Flint Marco.
- “I don’t understand…Spider-Man doesn’t kill people” – Poor Aunt May
- Specific set of skills Waitress/Singer…job filled
- Bur-Nerd…Burnurd…Bernard?
- The Twist? 2007…Couple of rich nerdy white folks with butlers.
- “Check this out…
- No! Do not kiss! too late.
- Avenge me my son!
- Man Parker…can’t you see Ursula is your real love.
- Dang ole Mary Jane will sell you out. Cold hearted.
- “How’s the pie?” “So Good”
- So was he even there? He’s gone! Pie Gone…Goblin Gone
- Meanwhile inside Parker Head.
- “That taste…strawberries.”
- Is Spider Sense dulled when it comes to his friend or blind rage and jealousy…or is it the suit.
- and now…Spider Bug Eyes!
- Little Goblin Jr.
- Damnit Eddie Brock
- Amplifies characteristics of it’s host.
- Parker negotiates a staff job.
- 2007 was a weird year for music in Superhero movies.
- The Tobey Macguire dance scene of infamy.
- Why did he shoot Uncle Ben…that doesn’t make much sense if he was just in it for the money or was that just Peter’s mind?
- “Find us some shade…thanks hot legs.” always works for me…
- Jazz bar…waitress and sing…
- Peter Parker just hops on a piano and does a musical number….now dig on this
- Backhand of Spiderman! Take that Mary Jane! unfortunate.
- Fate…Peter Parker is in the bell tower separating from the symbiote suit where Brock is praying for his death.
- Aunt May and her spider sense
- Jennifer Duggan…what do you see on the street?
- Disfigured Harry…no help Peter Parker
- “If I may sir… I have seen some shit.” – Bur-nurd HouseMan
“If I may, Sir, I’ve seen things in this house I’ve never spoke of… The night your father died, I… I cleaned his wound… the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I… I know you’re trying to defend your father’s honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved your father, as I’ve loved you, Harry… as your friends love you…“―Bernard Houseman
- Spider senses are not a thing to pervert up.
- Spiderman is getting sandblasted
- New’s Channel 8 and debbie downer
- camera’s with film in 2007!
- Damsel in distress.
- Sandman is getting kind of gumby like.
- Harry died just like his father with the blades on his board….but this time for the sacrifice
- maybe Spiderman should not wield explosives..someone always dies or get maimed.
- “I’m not asking you to forgive me…I’m asking you to understand.”
- How much money does his daughter need! what kind of operation!
- Meanwhile. Harry is dying. Shut up Sandman…
- I wonder if Peter Parker ever found a new lab partner?
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Arby’s
Oh hi,
Hey guys. You will have to excuse my low energy intro today, I haven’t been getting any good sleep this week. So tired. Yawn. I even fell asleep a few times during this week’s movie. Oh man, am I even awake right now or is this all just a dream? Yawn. Excuse me..
hey, hold on a sec..I should check my totem to make sure this isn’t all just a dream. It’s one of those small rubber bouncy balls. So Let’s check the texture, yep course and rubbery for gripping, how about the smell…mmm..yep…that’s how those smell…funky! and finally let’s see how this thing defies gravity when I chuck it at the wall. Oh shit! Arby’s ! Definitely awake!
So what’s for lunch today? Arby’s? How about a little Hot Beef Inception! We got the meats. WAKE UP !
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inception
Inception (2010) – Like a movie in a movie where you have to squeeze logic through the narrowest street in Mumbai. Music intensifies. Is this polyester? #dreamlogic
SHOW NOTES
- Is this the one with the boat?
- Washed up
- building sandcastles
- old man lights
- They are in the mind…of Saito…outside is a city bombing.
- Mal is real? or no real? The kids? Who’s the kids?
- Oh…we are in Arthurs mind
- If you die in the dream then you get extracted…but if it was his dream why didn’t it stop when he woke up.
- Who’s mind are we in?
- Batman!
- Get slapped in real life…get tossed about in the dream.
- if he won’t wake up…dunk him!
- So he was the last to wake up…must have been his mind.
- Saiko has a gun.
- His side chic ratted him out.
- What was in the safe.
- No wait…they aren’t even in that dream level. they are on the train.
- Is it wool or polyester.
- Dream within a Dream
- No…They were in the other guys dream
- Why a train?
- Spin the top. Am I awake? One way to find out…shoot myself.
- Top fell…don’t have to shoot myself.
- Dad is away because he is working…and grandma says you are never coming back and grandma says no…I ain’t talking to you.
- Mommy is dead.
- So far we never see the kid’s faces.
- Mal is creeping into his dreams
- Cobol Engineering. I can’t speak for them
- He said the movie!
- You can’t plant an idea. Yes you can…no huh
- Old man in poor health need to trick his son into breaking up the company
- Do you want to be an old man…alone…?
- He has done it before…he has went deep enough…who did he do it to?
- Going to need a new architect.
- Dad taught him how to navigate minds.
- They don’t come into the dream. Just build the levels.
- Mal won’t let him do it anymore.
- “Just one last job!”
- Dad is willing to sell out his students to his crazy son!
- You have 2 minutes to make a maze that takes more than a minute to solve…AGAIN! These squares are stupid! A Circle!
- The fraction of a mind fallacy
- Create and perceive at the same time.
- You can’t remember the first part of a dream …how did I get here.
- Military use to train soldiers because you can feel pain in dreams
- 5 minutes in real world is an hour in dream.
- Architect is the playground and the subject fills it with their subconscious
- The subconscious does not like you doing funky stuff
- Giant mirror doors in the street.
- Never recreate real places !
- You can’t wake up
- You need a totem.
- It’s not the debt. It’s the simplicity.
- Chemist….Architect..Who else do you need
- One Cafe…stop screaming!
- Running through the streets of…Mumbai
- I guess it is alive or dead.
- Squeezing through tight spaces be hard for Decaprio
- 3 Levels Deep.
- The Penrose Steps.
- Projections don’t like being fooled
- Mal was nice in real life.
- 6 peoples in a 3 level deep.
- The Chemist using it everyday.
- 12 to share the dream 3 to 4 hours.
- What’s in the box!? How are they actually connected to each other? Chemically?
- He never spun the top in the nasty ass bathroom
- Did she make a bishop for her totem
- He has Mal’s totem…and now it is his totem
- We need a 3 level kick
- Sydney to Los Angeles
- We need to buy out first class…I bought the airline…it seemed neater. Neat!
- 10 hours of 1st level sleep.
- He knew he wanted to marry Mal because he had a dream? Did Mal plant the idea?
- What’s in the basement Decraprio!?
- He won’t let them turn their faces.
- You are waiting on a train…a train to nowhere…but it’s ok…because you will be together.
- First class roofie
- In order to be killed in the dream you would have to believe you were shot.
- His sub-conscience is secured.
- Raw infinite sub-conscience
- Trapped in Fischer’s mind.
- He did it with Mal!
- A week at level 1
- He was a fat kid?
- Old man in Limbo…Filled with regret and alone.
- “Disappointed.”
- When were you in Limbo!
- When we arrived at the shores of our subconscious we were stuck there for like 50 years.
- Mal locked something away. A truth she knew…but chose to forget…she locked up her totem…
- Mal was convinced that reality was just a dream.
- On our anniversary…she was going to kill us both
- She set him up in so he would have to jump.
- She is asking him to take a leap of faith…that was what Saito said as well. Is Saito really Mal? Trying to coax him out.
- Run with Mr. Charles.
- 2nd level Arthur is the dreamer
- Room 49 under 528
- 3rd Level is Fischer’s Subconsciousness
- The biggest problem is…things that are happening in 2nd level are happening too close in real time in 3rd level.
- Who is the architect at the 3rd level?
- Push you off the Paradox
- Kicks require gravity
- Music intensify’s
- Arthur is making some kind of human centipede on level 2
- Did he make them head to foot…face to face…ass to face…ass to ass?
- It’s Mal. Of course it’s Mal.
- Too late.
- Weird floaty stack of nappers
- Why did they have a napping kit on level 3…they had no plan for that.
- on the shores of the subconsciousness….but isn’t that his..
- Arthur is working the problem on level 2
- “Your World is not Real.” Simple idea that changes everything
- He spun the top that expressed the idea…Your world is not real.
- Falling up!
- come back so we can be young men together again.
- does it stop spinning! does it matter!
INTRO
oh hi,
Come, we have a full day ahead of us my half hearted King. We must make haste! To the horses…But first…let me grab my falcon and buzz Malfoy…Caww Caww.. oh that never stops amusing me. Caww hahaha
and now that the whole motley crew of assholes are here… let us ride down to the Peasant Quarry and harass the blind man and any red heads we come across….isn’t that right Mr. Falcon.. those mean old Red Headed Girls always trying to break our hearts…you would never do that would you Mr. Falcon…no you wouldn’t..
Hey, do you guys know what I haven’t done in a while…had a good old hand wrestling match with a smelly peasant. Say, we should do that tonight….when we get back! In fact…I think I will double down and hand wrestle 2 peasants at once. What’s that Malfoy…uh huh..I can so! Wanna bet? Back me up king.
…and now that is your movie right there. No cgi needed.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116136/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonheart
Dragonheart (1996) – Learn the Once-Ways of CGI from the 1990s..It’s not the profit…it’s the pleasure…#Yikes
SHOW NOTES
- This is not Reign of Fire?!
- Fight with your head…not your heart.
- Meanwhile down at the castle ruins…a great battle ensues between a handsome man with good teeth and great hair and a pale kid….ok…maybe not great.
- Mind if I sit and eat while you fight and I drop some sound bytes.
- The peasants are revolting!
- This will stop the horse…a burning pile of sticks.
- I will take on this knight with this pointy tree branch.
- Uh oh…I have feeling our hero is grooming the real villain
- 984 AD
- Oh…you like fire so much…here…let me burn down your roof.
- ahhh yeah..Village Justice. Mob rule
- Father is not here right now…Father is dead…good…Die! It’s mine
- Oh shit…well that was a lame way for the new king to die….oops…oh…maybe he ain’t dead.
- Maybe a deal with a witch?
- Dead. The King is dead…and the prince is a little puss. meow.
- Witness my fine collection of Dragon Bric-à-brac
- “Your song is sad”
- Daughter of the Celts
- The knight is teaching the old code!
- The king was the Dragonslayer…
- Give me your sword knight…
- Learn the Once-Ways
- A swear on the deathbed
- The dragon is just going to give him half of his heart!
- Hold on a second…just gonna reach in my chest and grab half my heart and…uuuuck….dead
- I want to rebuild this Roman Ruin. It will take many men…but screw ’em.
- This kid has a face you can hate just by looking at it.
- I need me one of them half hearts
- Burn the insolence out of his eyes!
- No one is above the code! It’s the code! Damnit! It’s the code…now enjoy the smell of my bosom
- Fast Forward 12 years later…
- Holy Stones…I’ll Pray…I’ll Pray…I’ll Pray…now let us talk of the Old Code once again.
- Just a Jackass on a donkey
- The best things in this movie are the implied things.
- The Code of Ancient Camelot…finally…the code is defined
- The king grew up to be a handsome pale man.
- I am the keeper of the falcon…behold my skill! oh look out..oh oh
- 12 years and we still haven’t finished this …I mean we aint’ even close.
- Kara…I can’t see you…but I can smell you.
- I almost killed you once…shall we dance again.
- “I’ve always said death was a release and not a punishment.”
- Now why did the king all posse up just to ride down to peasant town and harass the blind?
- Stone dragon!
- Why is he poking the rock dragon with his quill? Does that help it write?
- Bola a dragon while riding a horse…
- haha…a dragon that says Yikes
- Dragon’s tale with pincers
- Drat…Yikes…
- Fire loogie
- He killed the Scarred one…so if he was the last dragon on earth
- To the groin
- Quaid is like a toothpick stuck in the wrong way.
- What is your job father? It is my job to brush the wheat
- 2 bags of gold in advance.
- Most profitable dragon
- The old Code “his blade defends the helpless” “His might upholds the weak” “His words speak only truth”
- Dragon Soul
- Brok is finger wrestling?
- Brok is a man of many skills.
- One of your 3 dirty daughters.
- This dragon don’t like the taste of humans
- Dragons sing when they are happy.
- You taught me to fight!
- Hey king…look at my heart! look at it! take a good long look
- He is in League with the dragon!
- Sink Sink! Meat Meat!
- Do the mud people worship those pigs? Will they not eat the swine?
- Tell us about Dragon Heaven…did you do something worthy.
- Donate a half a heart…get into heaven
- Valor! Valor! A visit from King Arthur
- A knight…Take your oath knight…take it again.
- Does he have some kind of dragon magic.
- You and what army…me and my Dragon!
- ….like a pudding
- 5 Dragon slayers…how are they Dragon slayers…only 1 dragon is left and Bowen did most of the killing.
- Retreat to the forest
- Peasants always be building walls of fire.
- The monk will not kill…but maim…yes…sure
- oh…right in the Dragonheart
- ” are the stars shining tonight?”
- “How unmotherly of you.”
- He took a nasty spill
- The king is a patient freak. He will wait in his room for hours to launch a surprise attack.
- Kara has a talent for finding trouble
- Brok got killed by a girl! a girl…there’s a girl in the castle!
- Rock to the king’s head.
- The king thinks he’s immortal. Let’s test that theory.
- The King and Dragon are twinsy’s
- The one thing we never get to see is the actual Dragonheart.
- Dragon into the stars…wink
- Time of Justice and Brotherhood