True Romance (1993) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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This week on FilmSack we find TRUE ROMANCE when we pump ourselves up with a bathroom ego stroking from the King… (phrasing?) and add a taste-test open-mouth tongue-slurping (gross) from our new prosti…toooo… CALL GIRL…Call girl… girl-friend  before we head down to the local “you Jamaica me a Pimp” drug den and shoot Gary Oldman right in the dick for what he did. You know what you did Gary! You know what you did. Now let’s snatch and grab this suitcase full of 1993 Crime, Romance and the N-Word and flee across the country before Quentin Tarantino makes us suck toes or something really gross. Thank god Tony Scott was there to temper things down. He did not.   

Anywho, my inner Bathroom Elvis wants to know if you guys have any breakfast fried chicken. Yeah I know it is only 9am at the trailer park by the trainyard but how else am I supposed to leave a beautiful corpse… I got to grease up them arteries. Fine, what do you guys have to drink? Sprite? fuuu… 

Randy, when it comes to relationships I am 100% monogamous. now get over here and taste my mono tongue. mmm… tastes like goobers.

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BRIEF

After a lonely comic book fan falls in love with a call girl, the newlyweds accidentally steal a suitcase full of cocaine from the mob. As they flee across the country hoping to sell the drugs and start a new life, they’re pursued by gangsters, police, and anyone else who wants the money.

1993 | R | Crime/Romance | 1h 59m

LINKS

IMDB: True Romance (1993)

Wikipedia: True Romance Wiki

Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page

TVTropes: TV Tropes

WHERE TO WATCH

Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]

TRAILER/CLIPS

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True Romance (1993) – I think Floyd smoked the second page of the plot. #NotWhiteBoyDay 

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SHOW NOTES

• This better be about the romance being true.
• I never been to Graceland? Tony Scott and his Elvis Obsession.
• Meanwhile, down at the Lite Beer bar … some Rockabilly, Mean, Nasty, Rude. Slater wanted to look Elvis.
• Prettier than most women. If I had to… if my life depended on it. I’d screw Elvis.
• Randy, we’d both fuck Elvis. Well enough about the king.
• Whose Sonny Chiba. Finest actor in Kung Fu.
• 3 Kung Fu movies. Not really my cup of tea.
• This is nothing like I thought it would be. All star cast.
• Co-Starring Bronson Pinchot! 
• Uh. Who is not in this movie.
• Meanwhile in Detroit… True Romance in Detroit.
• That is the way it is… and sometimes it goes the other way too.
• Spill Popcorn on me. Talk loud during the movie and start smoking. I hate you…. now fill me in on what I missed.
• Want a goober?
• He gets paid by people to fuck guys up.
• After I see a good movie. I like to go get some pie and talk about the movie.
• Rock and Roll and leaving a good looking corpse.
• Same rap. Talk about Elvis… now tell me about yourself.
• Randy, ask me that one a bit later.
• What a swell place to work. Read comics. Play Music. Been here for almost 4 years.
• The boss let’s you borrow money from time to time.
• You want to see what Spiderman Number 1 looks like.
• Slater Butt! Arquette Boobs. Slater Hairy Parts in blue hue.
• You seemed like a nice guy.
• The after the sex talk. The worst.
• I’m a call girl. Not a whore.
• Heroes for sale. You got a boss right. Lance. Yeah that is him. 
• I go to the movies every year on my birthday.
• Stop being so calm about this.
• What’s a Drexl. Shutup. I’ve been a call girl for 4 days.
• When it comes to relationships I am 100% monogamous.
• Actually, I don’t like The Partridge Family.
• I swear to you from this moment forth I will never lie to you.
• Drexl was my pimp.
• Only been a few days. Married.
• Hey, why don’t you go quit your Call Girl job and slap your mind goodbye and get married. My inner Elvis is pumping me up to kill that White Jamaican pimp.
• I just to lend a girl a helping hand.
• It ain’t white boy day? You must have thought it was white boy day.
• The N-word
• I think what you did was so romantic…. cause I am just as crazy as you.
• oops. We robbed a drug dealer.
• A real cast of characters.
• 7up. You got anything stronger?  What… like Sprite? 
• I haven’t heard from you in 3 years… show up all of a sudden at 8 o’clock in the morning like a bulldozer… I love you… but slow it down man.
• no no no… stop talking. 
• Do you still have friends on the force.
• When you were a drunk did I ever point my finger at you. 
• No chicken at 9am… what kind of town is this.
• Dick Ritchie!
• Are they doing a TJ Hooker. William Shatner on the hood of your car.
• You are a very fine actor. 
• You shot Drexl in the dick.
• The more I hear about this Drexl mother humper.
• Falling out with Blue Lou.
• Dad lives down the train depot.
• You got a wife to think about now. Stop fucking around.
• Stop kissing my daddy like that.
• As the sunset sets slowly in the west… we bid you a fond farewell.
• Son of a beach was right. She tastes like a peach.
•  The letter explains everything. As of tomorrow all of your money problems are over.
• Wiggling Tongues in a phone booth by the side of the road.
• I didn’t expect to hear all the N words
• Damnit Floyd… you took the last of the toilet paper
• Those circling the drain fell ass backwards into some action.
• You got a hell of a lot of cocaine here.
• I’m not Joe Cocaine.
• All I got is fucking Floyd.
• only 200 grand to live off of… he don’t know what is what.
• No. He’s not big league.
• Floyd smoked the 2nd page of the letter.
• We got cable!
• Where should we meet. Roller Coaster. 
• Roller Coast Cocaine Deal
• Randy, it’s Sunday. Why am I talking to you on Sunday. Don’t call me again on Sunday.
• Floyd’s got a big mouth and just wants someone to watch TV with.
• Randy, and watch X rated movies until I get you back in my arms.
• 1st one is tough, 2nd is a little easier… the 3rd one levels out… and now… it is just the funs.
• You put it under the bed.. Why didn’t I look there before.
• A lot more tears shampoo.
• She is raging.
• Killed again. 
• There is a lot of laughing fucks in this movie.
• Kandi you got to hold this.
• Face full of uncut coke.
• Time to play the fun plucky music.
• I always wanted to see what TV looks like in other countries.
• Small dreams.
• It is all going to work out for us. We deserve it.
• Elliot your motivation is to stay out of jail.
• You are an Actor, act mother fucker.
• I wish someone would just come and get me. 
• Hell yeah… Brad sucking honey bear bowls, listening to Soundgarden and spilling all the tea.
• Coming Home in a Body Bag.
• I got more taste in my penis.
• I like sugar in my coffee.
• Minimum wage kids.
• Elvis made his return. So is he only a Bathroom Elvis? 
• Who is playing Elvis?
• I like you Clarence. I always have. I always will.
• Oh no. They shot the Coke! and Clarence!
• Amid the chaos of that day. 
• “Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you’re so cool, you’re so cool, you’re so cool.”
• We named our son Elvis.
• Now he is a pirate.
• Beautiful corpses.