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Quigley Down Under (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Dear Family, just an update on my job search so far. As you know it is difficult to find a job for us Aboriginals in British occupied Australia during the 1800s so you can imagine I had high hopes when I came across Mr. Marston’s newspaper ad for a manservant on his ranch. However, since taking the job, I have had to adjust my expectations to match the reality of manservant.

Anywho, A Yank showed up today to shoot dingoes with his sharp-shooting gun and he has the biggest mustache you have ever seen. You wouldn’t believe this thing! You could hide a couple of Baby Eating Dingoes and a Wallaby up in there….. and if that wasn’t enough facial hair for your Cheeto-Shaped-Grub Acid Trip Nightmares, then the fact that he has 2 more mustaches on his face surely will, one above each eye. It’s enough to make you want to go cliff diving with no water! Oh, that reminds me. How’s the baby? Too soon?

Well I have to go. It is time to serve Mr. Marston and the Yank their dinner. I hope they choke. Mr. Marston beats me and the Yank is giving me eyes that are saying “Before you make love to me. You have to say two words” How about No. There I only needed one.

Ok, Love you, and as always Didgeridoo and Kangaroo Poo.

No animals were harmed in the making of this intro. I mean…why would I even say that! We totally harmed the animals. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102744/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quigley_Down_Under

TWITTER

Quigley Down Under (1990) – Before you make love to me. You have to say two words. “You mean Kangaroo Shit?” or Like a Gun Butt to the scroat… I can wait.

SHOW NOTES

  • Down Undah
  • Newman Music…got to be.
  • Putting metal in leather. The Leather and metal show.
  • Drag your finger on a map down to Australia!
  • Taking the Miss Liberty across the ocean from California
  • Fremantle, Western Australia…the wild west of Australia.
  • Gun Butt to the testicles! That’ll fix your hurry up.
  • from Wyoming
  • That is 2 testicles blows in under 5 minutes.
  • Look out Roy! She ain’t no Damsel in distress. She is just a Damsel in a Mess.
  • Marston sent for you.
  • Crazy Cora
  • This music brings me joy. There is a lot of it.
  • Some beautiful shots.
  • The British. My old rival!
  • British bring in the cattle thieves and 2 deserters.
  • Irish can’t do the job?
  • Deep cut British jokes.
  • God made Australia last.
  • Pthlll…that is alot of dust…
  • Took him 3 months on a boat getting there.
  • Legendary Sharp. Lever-Action Breach Loader. Usual barrel length’s 30 inches. This one has an extra four. It’s converted to us a special .45-calibre, 110-grain metal cartridge. with a 540-grain-paper-patched bullet. It’s fitted with double set triggers and a vernier sight. It is marked up to 1200 yards. This one shoots a mite further.
  • Whitey in a bucket.
  • Whitey…keep on riding.
  • Dirt blow and a weather vane! Why it’s almost cheatin!
  • Everybody is dirty…soooo dirty
  • Trespassing. Get shot. Steal the cattle. Get shot. be a woman. Get shot
  • A ranch full of lookie-loos
  • Hired to shoot dingos
  • really hired him to kill the natives.
  • nobody knocks me out of my own house.
  • “You forgot the gold.”
  • Leave some water and you can have the gold or the knife to the belly.
  • Don’t flee in a straight line from a sharp shooter. I’m a shart shooter.
  • “I wish people would quit hitting me in the head.”
  • Sleep during the day. Walk in the night.
  • I can’t tell you the number of times I have almost died in the outback, only to be nursed back to health by the local natives. Didgeridoo!
  • “You mean Kangaroo Shit?”
  • Eat the grubs! Cheetos!
  • They they teaching and learning.
  • Comanches were just Drunk Indians. But she smothered Roy Jr. Too late.
  • “you mean if you practiced a lot. No.”
  • Brutal. Pushing people off the cliffs.
  • Marston’s Men are everywhere.
  • Oh great…the Dingos are going to eat her baby!
  • Dingoes love babies….nom nom nom.
  • Uh oh…she has a history of hushing babies to death. Better let the Dingo have him.
  • Dingoes gotta eat.
  • You forgot about the window in the roof! The hole in the rooof
  • Oh man…when all else fails…drop some shit on the guys head like home alone.
  • Like shooting Quigley’s in a turned upside down boat.
  • I give up! Hey Quigley
  • Who shot Klaus’ Mom! Those son of britches!
  • Everywhere Quigley goes…misery follows.
  • Ride with me to the Gap
  • He got her the dress!
  • She had to give up the baby! But Roy and her and the baby!
  • Crazy Crazy Run Quigley.
  • 200 Pounds in Gold. Reward. For killing Quigley
  • He turned Scottie into a note!
  • Nobody sleeps! He is the Quigley in the night.
  • I think Tom Selleck is doing his own stunt horse riding.
  • This rock is covering me just fine.
  • Brophy! Run! Too late. Brophy got wood.
  • How many lives does he have in that mustache?
  • Marston likes to make a show of things.
  • Are you stupid? Don’t give Popeye the spinach…don’t give hulk the gamma…don’t
  • Some men are born in the wrong century. I was born on the wrong continent.
  • This ain’t Dodge City…and you ain’t Bill Hickock.
  • You know he ain’t dead…he gonna shoot you in the back dummy.
  • By god. I am going to get naked right here….
  • Time to fight the British again?
  • That is a bit of a dust up.
  • I told my friends what you did. We came as Quigley as we could.
  • Aboriginal Jeeves manservant  left as Quigley as he came.
  • What’s in a name. Roy Cobb or Matthew Quigley
  • Before you make love to me. You have to say two words. Matthew Quigley.
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The Shadow (1994) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Welcome to that most wretched lair of villainy, The internet. A series of pneumatic tubes that lead into the homes, apartments, businesses and back alleys of our lives. Do I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Oh yeah….you better believe I do. I’m the tube man.

Hey Billy how are you enjoying yourself so far on Bring Your Kid to Work Day. I bet you didn’t know your old man was so important didja! Yep, Operating the tubes is an important job Billy! It’s how this town keeps moving. It’s not just the taxis up above, it’s all the guys like your dad working down below too. Watch your hands Billy…you don’t want to get sucked up into one of them tubes.

Yep, pretty important business down here Billy…oh look! An incoming message! Careful, that one almost got’cha Billy! Hmmm…looks like it is a message from the boss up top.

“Dear Tube man,” Hey that’s your old man Billy! “Due to recent technological advances your position has been eliminated. Signed, The Shadow.”
Why that son of bitch Billy! He’s firing us. The nerve! and he didn’t even do us the courtesy of doing it in person. Which is fine I suppose…he’s kind of a freak anyways…always hiding behind furniture and laughing maniacally like a 5 year old who thinks you can’t see him. I can see your shadow dumbass…

What’s that…what am I doing Billy? Well I’ll tell you what I am doing Billy…I’m finishing off this Peking Duck your mom sent us for lunch and I’m mustering up a special delivery for the boss. The moon is shining….but the ass is drippy. Oh yeah….we are about to drop a bomb on this town! Suck this Baldwin!

What? You guys didn’t stay for the post credit scenes setting up the ongoing cinematic universe of second rate comics characters? Spoilers. Randy?

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111143/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_(1994_film)

TWITTER

The Shadow (1994) – I dreamed I tore the skin off my face and I was still watching this movie. “To the Sanctum!!”

SHOW NOTES

  • I am the da sha-duh
  • Flute tone goes up! Love the flute in adventure…
  • Add shadow to this font.
  • Opium Fields Tibet!!
  • Hey! It’s the guys who are in everything!
  • You murdered 3 of our men.
  • Tiny Poppy Fields!
  • Them are some nasty nails. what does he do with those nails.
  • Alec Baldwin on Saturday Night Live Tibet edition. Always gets a laugh.
  • long haired Baldwin gets the ladies.
  • Baldwin is one hairy dude in this movie.
  • You call that a temple?
  • The clouded mind sees nothing! COBRA!
  • We have drums…we have bells….we have the child.
  • Man’s voice in a boys body.
  • You know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
  • Silky Pants Baldwin….right to the thing meat…that is one angry dagger
  • Yeah I love this music…even if it has been done before.
  • “Am I in hell?” “Not yet”
  • (P)Hurba
  • The price of redemption for Cranston was to take up man’s struggle against evil. The Tulku taught him to cloud men’s minds, to fog their vision through force of concentration, leaving visible the only thing he can never hide – his Shadow.

    Thus armed, Cranston returned to his homeland, that most wretched lair of villainy we know as — NEW YORK CITY!!
  • 7 years later
  • Are you guys Sereal?
  • Concrete boot
  • Chuckles in the night
  • Duke killed a cop. Duke is randomly shooting shit like duke do.
  • What would Duke Do? Shoot up the place. Put your Dukes!
  • You have to confess Duke!
  • Hey! He has on a mask! How progressive…too bad it doesn’t cover his nose.
  • He has learned to be a marksman. Unlike his lackies in Tibet.
  • The Shadow takes a cab.
  • I saved your life…it now belongs to me.
  • “The sun is shining” Agent says “But the ice is slippery” Response
  • The Shadow Knows. Muhahaha
  • You get saved. You get a ruby red ring. You get an assignment. The Sun is shining…but the ice is slippery.
  • All this laughing is giving me a headache!
  • 2 weeks in a row! House band!
  • Rich playboys doing rich boy things.
  • “Why am I talking to the back of your neck” – Johnathan Winters
  • After the war…he disappeared for 7 years. 7 years in Tibet?
  • A task force on him and into the shadow to do his best jedi mind control trick.
  • She is strange. She hears voices!
  • My cousin Harry…I could read his mind
  • She can read minds and he is a mind manipulator…gonna be a problem. Who’s mind fu is stronger?
  • Peking Duck.
  • It’s dangerous for me moe. for me…me moe mo me
  • Alf’s family dad!
  • Random truck man drops off artifact. Solid silver….get to it Nelson.
  • The Emperor of Mankind…Temujin. 8 centuries prior almost conquered the world. KHAN!
  • Nelson…whatever you do ..don’t be a Neelix
  • Weak minds…noooo…Yes my Khan
  • Khan is a shadow’ish
  • Oysters…I get a rash from Oysters
  • When are you coming down to see my beryllium sphere
  • Margo…you don’t return my calls anymore.
  • Dad is color blind…red / green kind
  • She could sense what she was feeling.
  • “You are making a record of my destination.” -Khan…and he don’t like it.
  • The shadow has at least one officer at his employ. ring
  • Pneumatic Tubes all over town! Special delivery!
  • Hard to trace…but not impossible.
  • “To the Sanctum”
  • Murder at the Natural Museum.
  • Shiwan Khan. Descendant of Khan. The last one.
  • Ying Ko! I don’t know what you are talking about.
  • Looking for a partner.
  • Insists on paying for the Bourbon.
  • Khan’s troops were already in the city in a penthouse.
  • The Metal is Bronzium….the stuff the universe is formed of. Xianqing…birthplace of the world.
  • Cellular implosion sub …. atomic bomb!
  • Her daddy is building the device
  • That tapestry is alive!!
  • Reinhardt Lane.. astral project..say it again….Reinhardt Lane…
  • Llama Cigs. I’d climb a mount for a Llama. Smoke rings!
  • “Yes my Khan.”
  • He is always late for his dinner date.
  • He is the commissioner.
  • Her father is working on a gov’t project for the war machine!
  • Your minds tricks don’t work on me.
  • He goes to great effort to hide himself…but then gives himself away by laughing. He is like a 5 year old hiding.
  • Meanwhile down at the Federal Building in a box marked War Dept
  • Margo Lane….Margo Lane….
  • Just whisper my name…over and over….and get them to do the thing.
  • “To the Sanctum!!”
  • Geez man. He is in full gear…and I think they already know where the Sanctum is.
  • “To the Rectum”
  • Nice tie
  • Besides, you know I a gonna stop ya.
  • “Oh that knife.”
  • Never mastered the Knife
  • How conspicuous. Tail ’em Moe
  • That side car
  • It’s just an empty lot boss
  • She can’t forget it!
  • Face off! I am him! He is me!
  • Her dream. Naked on the beach of the south seas. Horny dream. His dream. I dreamed I tore the skin off my face and I was someone else underneath.
  • You are like reading a book…
  • Psychically I am very well endowed.
  • USS Texas likes your dress toots…time to take a dive. Bobby got down. ouch.
  • Claymore…you idiot
  • He sure takes a lot of damage to his shoulders
  • uh…that is not how holes work…these suction would never allow you.
  • she can read minds…but he has to mime “turn the wheel?”
  • His power kind of sucks.
  • The butler is bringing coffee upstairs…nope downstairs
  • Khan built the Bomb
  • Calls to newspapers and such.
  • Hey hid the whole Hotel Monolith! You fantastic bastard.
  • He hypnotized the entire city.
  • Betcha…Didja Didja…Betcha
  • 2 hour timer
  • They leave in 1 hour via Aeroplane
  • The Shadow Switch Board Pneumatic Operator with invisible ink stamper.
  • Calling all agents of the shadow.
  • So weird…the makeup on Alec Baldwin. Bigger nose and bushier brows.
  • Animated shadow.
  • Can you tell if he is mad at me?
  • Love how they turn Tim Curry into a mobster with a tommy gun.
  • The Shadows only weakness is a flashlight and anything really…he ain’t phased or nothing. Just hard to see.
  • Coward. Chicken. Sissy. Fight like a man.
  • Claymore is a slobbering fool…hahahah
  • Uneven Floors also a foil…and Daggers with Attitudes…pretty much anything.
  • I’m gonna go hide in my forefathers Sarcophagus.
  • Well…there’s this guy…I’ll tell ya later.
  • It is all mirrors.
  • The rolling ball of doom. Ha! The ball is upstairs? how did it do that?
  • This is some bad 60s era batman shit.
  • Oh what the hell…it is usually green…cause he is colorblind! Noooo
  • You are in a house of mirrors!
  • Shake it up Baldwin.
  • The commissioner is a lush.
  • Did he lobotomize Khan? Curious.
  • I’m babe Ruth!
  • Stupid solid soundtrack
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The Devil’s Advocate (1997) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Under Siege (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Hold on a second guys, I have to make a quick phone call. Just a little upcoming party planning business.

ok…let’s see 1-800-Big-Ole-Teeth…hmm…that seems like too many digits. but what the hell. Ok…it’s ringing.

“Oh hello, is this Gary Busey? Oh good. Listen I am calling on behalf of an interested group who saw your spread in the July ’92 issue of Playboy. Yeah the one where you were dressed up in drag as your alter ego Mary Busey. Oh, you don’t remember that? That’s ok. Nobody does.

Anywho, we would like to offer you a job. What’s the job? Well, it involves you reprising your Mary Busey role and popping out of a cake for about 100 horny sailors to gawk at you while hooting and hollering obscenities and offering to pleasure you.

What’s that? You have two rules. One. You don’t do cocaine…. and Two. you don’t do cocaine, anymore. Well ok, I don’t really know what that means. But is that a yes? oh, You’ll think about it. Perfect. I’ll check back with you later this week.

What’s that? Do we have any other jobs available? Not that I know of but I could…oh you do some cooking. You have a specialty called “Krill flavored Bouillabaisse?” based role you once played in a Steven Seagal movie. Oh, what’s in that? Oh…gross..no. gross.

Listen I REALLY got to go but I am going to transfer you over to the guy who handles all the odd jobs. He’ll tell you “all about the time.” > Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105690/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Siege

TWITTER

Under Siege (1992) – “I have 2 rules. One, I don’t watch Seagal movies, and 2 I lie about not watching Seagal movies.”

SHOW NOTES

  • Time to cook up some action on the USS Tommy Lee Jones
  • Man. Do movies sound this good anymore?
  • Drones make these fly-by shots look so much better today.
  • Where are your whites? I got the dress I forgot the pumps.
  • The Captain is afraid to put the phone receiver to his ear.
  • 50 Year anniversary
  • a surprise party on the 50th anniversary of pearl habor
  • go get my pies out of the oven
  • this miss july playboy is going to hurl
  • Mad Billy and the fabulous bail jumpers
  • Busey in drag is a big no for me
  • Cueball has moves
  • Get my pies out of the oven!
  • The Disk Mr Pitt
  • Commander Krill is whale food.
  • No other memories or oversights
  • They are professionals they can handle 20 marines and 100 cooks.
  • Neck knife
  • He has been waiting to use that microwave bomb for years.
  • I like the fact he is checking to see if they are alive…even though they are most likely dead. Doing his due diligence.
  • You killed my captain! Something to fight for.
  • “Welcome to the revolution.”
  • Chaos and Bedlam. UV and Top Soil. It’s a Brave New World.
  • The Tom-versation with Tommy Lee Jones.
  • They tried to kill him. He is going to revolution
  • Deception is the name of the game.
  • “Time is money on this job” – guy
  • Seagal found a lady in a cake.
  • So she was Miss February or July 1989 and now she popping out of a cake.
  • “What kind of babbling bullshit is this?”
  • “I’m just the cook. Just a lowly little cook.”
  • Underestimate me.
  • He sunk a North Korean sub…that Tommy Lee Jones.
  • The president ordered the execution.
  • “I’m the Road Runner..Never been caught…meep meep.”
  • The safest place she can be is in a locker.
  • “I hate being alone.” “Do you hate being dead?”
  • If you walk by a port hole you become the port hole.
  • He is a seal. After we establish Seal Team 5 is the best there is.
  • How long can you leave meat just sitting out on a table.
  • “I have 2 rules. I don’t date musicians, and 2 and I do not kill people.”
  • I like that Seagal doesn’t talk to people like they are stupid.
  • Seal Magnaphone
  • …yeah…well…I also cook
  • Best there is…until Panama…then the bad intel…punched out his officer
  • Busey wants to buy the presidency
  • Get to the choppa…no wait…blow up the choppa
  • Seagal is really good at kicking people in the head.
  • Forecastle is pronounced For-Cuss-El
  • “it is morse code for Get me the fuck out of here.”
  • Steven “do it all” Seagal.
  • Casualty of the situation.
  • Captain Krill…then President Krill
  • I’m on a College Program. I do Laundry. I was ironing during Desert Storm!
  • “Miss July come back here!” – Laundry Boy
  • Death by iron beam…ouch.
  • Colm Meaney with 2 phones.
  • Is that a Russian Sub?
  • Surface (sub) to air missiles took out Seal Team 6
  • Seagal is really impacting their workforce
  • I wonder how old that condom is?
  • Seal Team Seagal
  • Ha! Them guys are trying to hook themselves a Seagal. Holy shit that would hurt.
  • There are only so many ladder points on these ships…you would think he would be pretty easy to locate.
  • Colm Meaney is a meaney in this movie
  • Busey wants to be a leader.
  • All of my life… Saturday morning cartoons…the best.
  • We’ll just blame it on the cook! Turds
  • haha…that guy tried to leg sweep Seagal! Not happening.
  • Seagal can do anything…except smell Tommy Lee Jones.
  • That knife in that meat is totally going to be the end of him.
  • Don’t get in a knife fight with a cook!
  • “We are the same.” No huh!!
  • haha…I forgot that Seagal did the eye gouge and knife to the top of the head.
  • Load the disk! that is not how you load a disk!
  • yay! they did it
  • I’m afraid of needles.
  • Wait! So he kissed the lady? They had zero chemistry…
  • Show me your moves.
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Virtuosity (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

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Oh hi,

and welcome to Filmsack Labs where we straddle the line of what is possible and what is unquestionably going to end in a symphony of screams.

This week we have been working on bringing Virtual Reality based AI into the real world by inserting their programming carts into a pile of silicone nanobots. Essentially creating life! We here at the labs foresee great humanitarian possibilities as a result of this new technology.

Oh hands are going up, alright we have questions. Yes sir, what is your query. “Can we make real world animals like realistic snakes and such with our technology.” Good news! We already have! Would you like to hold her? You would! Excellent. Here ya go I! I expect you will be screaming by the end of this intro.

Ok, next question. Can our technology give Russel Crowe a better singing voice? No…..his voice is already perfect.

Last question! Can we create the perfect woman? Well, why would you want do that…Wait, do you mean like in Weird Science? So you don’t mean “The perfect woman” you mean “the perfect woman.” Oh hell yeah. Reach in that cabinet and hand me that crowd pleaser. No not that one. The one labeled Sheila 6.9.

Hey, anybody hungry? Grab that Sushi Chef 1.2 while you are back there. We are about to get this party started!

Oh no!  sensory overload….intro crashed…would you like to reopen? cancel. rebooting Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtuosity

TWITTER

Virtuosity (1995) – Just because I’m carrying around the joy of sacking your crappy film inside me, doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.

SHOW NOTES

  • What is this now? I’ve never heard of this…ohh…from the Director of Lawnmower Man! Is this the same universe?
  • Dig this groovy music man. I actually really like this….it is chill…maybe one of my favorite opening credits…
  • Characters come in singles and pairs. 01 11 00 10
  • All business suits
  • “Maybe it’s the uniforms”
  • This world is Matrix’esq
  • sadistic, dangerous…3 words that describe him
  • What do we look for? His eyes? They look like mine? Did they model him after him?
  • You got a rice on your face…no problem Gene Simmons of Kiss, or Miley Cyrus
  • Busting through paper walls is not as impressive as drywalls.
  • Poke my wound hole and I will derezz.
  • Too much Neural information.
  • Use the convicts to test the VR Trainer
  • Sid 6.7  Sadistic, Intelligent, Dangerous
  • haha. Denzel looks like Sideshow Bob
  • 9 months off for good behavior. 17 years off 9 months.
  • Give me my Chalk. I can use right now.
  • Metallic Limb detected!
  • He was in isolation. Not anymore. General population. Somebody is mad.
  • New travels fast. So was he a real cop at some point
  • oh…white power eh.
  • That guy brought a shiv to a metal arm fight. He gonna lose.
  • Denzel is a biter! A lover not a biter!
  • How are those prisoners throwing out all that trash through those slots.
  • Come get your boy!
  • Letac
  • Sushi Chef 1.2. A cart for each version
  • I can’t change what I am. I’m a 50 terabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform. I’m not a swan dive.
  • Just a little notebook flirting.
  • “Intriguing…can I write that down?”
  • His wife and and kids are dead.
  • Another chess Queen reference. Sacrifice the queen.
  • She is interactive Clyde.
  • Ahhh…Sheila 3.2 Brilliant…Grab her module and follow me.
  • Gettin busy
  • Just because I’m carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.
  • Daryll likes to watch…nah.
  • Kicking Sheila 3.2 crystal under the table.
  • This guy is thinking Weird Science…and Sid is thinking…I want to kill you.
  • Duh…Its a new world Daryl
  • Prison run. hoof hoof hoof
  • Nanotech Synthetic.
  • Mr. Barnes gets a full pardon if he catches Sid.
  • So your virtual reality program comes to life and your go to move is to chip the felon and make a deal.
  • That is a big brain needle.
  • He kept his badge in Mothballs?
  • Sid is always getting shit on his face and then licking it off. In VR world he could just lick it off..
  • Oh it just got personal! Matthew Grimes killed my wife and daughter.
  • Do synthetics not know how to go shopping for clothes off the rack? Do they always have to steal it from folks. yes
  • Welcome to our dance club of “Come Hither” and Cameras
  • Time for a Rave Symphony! What kind of instrument are you? I am a whimpering.
  • Symphony of Scream! Time let very GnR
  • Remember the Scream Scene. Louder.
  • haha…the elevator bird.
  • Shot him right in the back.
  • He has to maintain glass mass.
  • The Symphony of Collision!!! mu ahaha
  • Our hero needs a phycologist. like 12 monkeys
  • “Reach in that backseat and hand me that crowd pleaser.”
  • Russel Crowe would have made a pretty good Joker
  • Sid 6.9 is better.
  • Matthew Grimes is a part.
  • “That’s how I know…because I know.”
  • My purple 150 dollar suit. Now interview me in my underwear.
  • All these TVs need to be showing the news.
  • Cameras are starting to pop up everywhere…we are almost here.
  • Hey! It’s the Rumble Guy! Let’s get ready!
  • Kapow…punch everything. Kapow! bum bum…Kapow…bum bum..Kapow
  • That guy failed at crowd surfing.
  • Sid 6.7 sure likes his human shields.
  • what? he killed her?
  • “Parker. This one’s for you”
  • No arm. No problem. Pew Pew Pew
  • When did Sid 6.7 have time to make a embroidered name tag?
  • Death TV
  • Ed did not enjoy being on Death TV
  • Oh great…that was a bad plan…land him in a bunch of glass.
  • That conversion process was way too slow.
  • Sid can tell the difference between gravity or not.
  • How did they fool him?
  • Billy is not interested in letting him out.
  • WTF Billy.
  • So the whole reason for the metal arm was so he could stop that big metal fan.
  • If you stand up. It is going to be very bad.
  • Bombshop 6.7

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Twelve Monkeys (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok Mr. Cole I’m going to ask you to relax while I attach these alligator clips to your “face fat” and then we’re just going to shove your “3-times-naked Bruce Willis Ass…ok…Will-Ass….” yep going to show you right into our Woody Woodpecker, cartoon inspired, “time tube.” Woo hoo.

Like a big ole naked wiener…covered in a condom… to insure your travels are safe. What’s that? You say you are good at remembering things…best not to remember this Mr. Cole. But don’t worry, it’s safe….like an MRI machine but it’s not an MRI machine in a basement and all of this is not just in your head in some sort of divergent reality on planet Ogo.

Alright, one more alligator clip. I think this one goes to your right nipple…nope nope… already got one there….this is your classic left nipple alligator clip situation…nom nom nom…and there..ok enough Monkey Business. Alright, hold onto your butts I’m firing up the time tube. Clear!

is he gone? ok, let’s go shopping! Randy, Colonics For Everyone!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Monkeys

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Twelve Monkeys (1995) – asking the tough questions. What did you do with you time? Did you waste it on drugs? Women? This movie? Are you also divergent, friend?

SHOW NOTES

  • how many monkees?
  • “…5 Billion People Will Die From A Deadly Virus in 1997…
    …The Survivors Will Abandon The Surface of the Planet…
    …Once Again the Animals Will Rule The World…”
  • Excerpts from interview with clinically diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, April 12, 1990 – Baltimore County Hospital.
  • Break out the accordion.
  • Witness, the death of the man…into the eyes of old man Bruce Willis.
  • Volunteers come back to the 7th Floor…or they get pardoned.
  • Volunteer Duty!
  • Let me put on my body condom.
  • oh no. Christopher Plummer!
  • We need a volunteer to head to the surface….don’t let the suit become compromised or you are not coming back.
  • Hissing roach collection…and now there is a bear.
  • That bear don’t seem hungry.
  • So the end came during Christmas….
  • …also collected…spider.
  • Doves are good and it sounds like other birds as well. Owls.
  • and lions…oh my.
  • “We did it” – Red Monkey!
  • I could do with 100% less Bruce Will-Ass
  • 87645 (astrophysicists)
  • 25 to life…you are going to hurt us…are you mister cole.
  • Why don’t you sit down in the metal chair that is wired.
  • TV Ball…can you see us?
  • Yet among the myriad microwaves / the infrared messages / the gigabytes of ones and zeros / we find words, byte-sized now / tinier even than science / lurking in some vague electricity. / But if we but listen / we hear the solitary voice of that poet telling us / Yesterday this day’s madness did prepare / tomorrow’s silent; triumph or despair / Drink, for you know not whence you came, nor why. / Drink, for you know not why you go, nor where.
  • Meanwhile, 1990
  • See through lady’s raincoats
  • He put 2 police officers in the hospital.
  • Cole does not like to be asked about his ID. He gets agitated
  • He was volunteered because he was a good observer. Got a tough mind.
  • Need to go. Drooling.
  • He thought it was Oct. It is April. He thought it was 1996. It is 1990. Oops
  • South of France? I can’t go to South of France. I just need to make a telephone call.
  • More scrubbing…everyone is always scrubbing Bruce Will-Ass
  • They are always playing loud TV in the Asylum.
  • Jones is doing the turtle…
  • 5 thousand dollars….
  • Don’t play the games…you are volunteering.
  • plague of madness. Can’t let them call. Doctors discretion
  • Anti-capitalist Pitt.
  • He kept asking for shows that have already played….but the nurse change time.
  • L.J. Washington. He doesn’t really come from outer space. Ogo. I am mentality divergent….when I stop going there…I will be well.
  • “I don’t really come from outer space.” ….’Oh. L.J. Washington. He doesn’t really come from outer space.’….. “Don’t mock me my friend”
  • “It’s a condition of mental divergence.” “I find myself on the planet Ogo.” “Part of an intellectual elite…preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto.” “But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless, Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche.” “I am mentally divergent…in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities…that plague my life here.” “When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?”
  • A board of intellects. Always a board of 6. With 2 enforcers.
  • Dr. Cassandra (complex) Railly (french to mock/jest)
  • Reoccurring nightmare of the death of who we assume are his parents when he was a child. His father is shot in an airport.
  • oh!! I found a spider! He is my spider now!
  • Crazy is Majority Rules.
  • Why did he eat the spider?
  • I’ve managed to contact certain underlings, evil spirits, secretaries of secretaries, and other assorted minions who will contact my father. And when my father finds out I’m in this kind of place, he’ll have them transfer me to one of those classy joints! 
  • Colonics For Everyone!
  • My father is god. I worship my father. – Jeffery
  • Monkey Business (Marx brothers)
  • No more monkey business…let’s take it down.
  • The real problem is polluting the timeline. We already destroyed everything else.
  • haha…The My Pillow Guy wants him to go to the Keys. Foreshadowing of his final demise.
  • You are the most bootiful woman I have ever seen….
  • It is always a party of 5 against him. Party of 5.
  • 4 year she has worked with the others.
  • The guy who shot him in the airport is the guy from the asylum.
  • Not a prob Bob.
  • Haha…alligator clips are one way to make a connection to your face.
  • Oculus symbol! Into the tube
  • 6 Scientists.
  • You failed again…this is not the 3rd quarter of 1996 dummies.
  • Chicken little is sane and “Let’s go shopping is crazy.”
  • Jose! They sent Jose back as well….More Bruce Will_ass.
  • ok…so was there just a short hop into the 1st world war?
  • So the scientist have failed a lot sending people back in time.
  • Now the radio is telling him to go to the Florida Keys.
  • He went underground when he was 8.
  • Little 9 year old Ricky Nueman boy cried wolf.
  • The time tunnel is a cartoon idea…Woody Woodpecker.
  • I love this air. I love this music.
  • The Army of the Twelve Monkeys
  • She had a chance to run….
  • No sir old bob…is he here…is he there…does he exist in time.
  • It’s in the tooth…I fooled ’em…I got no teeth!
  • He beats him up like a monkey. We all just a bunch of monkeys..
  • haha…All I see are dead people! He said the thing!
  • Do you recognize Pig Face. Pig Face!! FAA…
  • Jeffery Goines is a Judas! You Judas!
  • She is a doctor…of the head! not the leg.
  • He loves seeing the sun.
  • Maybe he is Jeffery Newman.
  • They lowered a monkey down the hole. The monkey had a roast beef sandwich.
  • You dropped your gun!
  • Maybe she is the crazy one
  • Goines thinks she knows everything he is going to do
  • cracked up whore and crazy dentist
  • she left the message
  • She doesn’t know the future…but she thinks she does.
  • Vertigo is always changing to the viewer.
  • …and now he is confusing “The Birds” It was a Hitchcock double feature!
  • Well it’s too late now. He released them all!
  • She mentioned she had seen him before. Was it in the picture she was researching for her book?
  • It is always the same movie. It always happens the same. But each time we see it different?
  • Reincarnated. She can still save us all. She can tell him when he is a boy and fix it.
  • Jones is my name….she is in insurance. She insures the future always ends.
  • This film has a lot of nods to the french
  • Numbers, 5 (goodness) number of deaths/amount Jeffery asks for, 6 (incomplete) 6 in the past/6 in the future, 7(complete) floor of the travelers (heaven?), 12(double incomplete!)
  • Goines is introduces as just playing around. Games.