90s

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Suburban Commando (1991) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Welcome to our little suburban crime ridden… and social justice warrior nightmare…of a neighborhood where you will find puppies in hot cars, unfair vending machines that steal your money, irresponsible car owners, delinquent kids and crazy shop owners who are easily spooked and are quick to broom waving and shouting nonsense.

Hell, even our street performers are endangered. Yep it’s Hard Times for our Late Night Mimes….can someone please think of the mimes!

Yep, if I have learned anything from this movie…and I haven’t…it’s that sometimes you have to lose to win. Well I lost…where is my win?

WHERE IS MY WIN SCOTT! WHERE!

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By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Heat (1995) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

How you doing? What do you say I buy you guys a cup of coffee. Perhaps talk about our careers and poor life choices?

What’s that Randy? Additionally you want a slice of pie? and instead of black coffee you want a  Cappuccino? Yeah…that’s not going to happen. Now drink your cold nasty drip coffee swill and shudd’up.

Huh Scott? A guy once told you “don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat… if you feel the heat around the corner.” Well…I believe they call that podfading Scott and I was the guy!

What Ibbott?! Something about a woman’s ass…

Alright, I think we’re done here. Who’s got the check? No I don’t have facebook messenger. Split bill pay…it’s 1995 ya goon all I got is this here beeper that ruins marriages.

 

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By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

What? This scratch? It’s from Lethal Weapon 3. But that’s nothing. We haven’t even started with the pain of doing Filmsack for over 10 years!

Take a look at this!  A knife you ask? nope. A Glaive. Some guy mistook my head for a cave that looks like a vagina. Natural mistake.

ohhh… Be gentle with me.

and this? it’s freezer burn from a run in with a couple of Ice Pirates. Feel that texture. I almost ended in thirst! that one…same thing but over on Third and Highlander. But to be honest I don’t like to talk about both since there can only be one.

Oh…that….yeah…now that one WAS a knife. yep, I got into a knife sizing competition with Crocodile Dundee and there was an accident and the knife ended up in my eye. I was seeing Blood Bubbles for a week. It was disgusting. Blood Bubbles.

Hey Word Scott…. Word Randy. Word Ibbott.

 

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By Brian Dunaway, ago
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Point Break (1991) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Hey! Young, Dumb and Full of Gum, who told you that you could park on my shooting range…where’s my whistle!

Oh…well hello there…you must be Kathryn Bigelow’s wet dream….I mean…I’m just saying it’s raining out here and you are fulfilling her artist dreams..

Anywho, it’s your turn to take aim at hilariously illustrated bad guys & gals here at the “Sunday Funnies Shooting Range” where it’s funny to shoot  stuff in  the head… or foot. Because everybody knows… foot trauma is the best form of humorous karma.

Ok, Sammy Idaho or Billy Arkansas or whatever your deal is…If at any point you are “looking California and feeling Minnesota” then just stop. Because at that point “break”…I have probably foreshadowed too far into the future.

C’mon…these are the 90s jokes Brah! Smile already, oh wow…4 out of 5 Dentists agree…that’s creepy…Ok…smiling…it ain’t your thing.

Now where’s my whistle! 100% sure you are going to take your shirt off in about 5 minutes if I don’t get out of here.

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By Brian Dunaway, ago