INTRO Oh hi, Jack be nibble, jack be quick, jack jump over the…hold on…hold on…wait a second….are we just going to overlook the fact that the sheriff’s little maniac of a son Ryan who cooked up a sandwich baggie full of Anti-Freeze oats to feed his dad a week before Christmas is not at least […]
INTRO Oh hi, International Double Crossing, Murder and Mayhem hotline, how may we help you heap cold dishes of revenge upon your enemies sometime in the distant future after some elaborate possibly unnecessary scheming that involves plastic surgery, betrayal and ninjas….today? oh man…we really need to shorter our corporate phone greeting. Hello, are you there? […]
Intro Oh hi, We’re not gonna make it? You are! Seagal Out! Well Steven, here we are explosively decompressed at 35,000 feet without a parachute again. Now, based on my training the average human should have about 30 seconds of useful consciousness at this height. But, I’m way cooler than the average human…sooo…45 seconds….buuuuut I […]
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INTRO oh hi, and now the final thoughts of a fat guy in a trailer park as he reflects on his life: “Well Fat Stuff…this is it. It’s Miller time for the last time. But no need to get broke up about it…I mean just look around you Fatso Gribbens…what a beautiful life you have […]
INTRO Oh hi, Sorry guys. I’m a bit under the weather. It seems I left my window open all night and I have caught a cold. Now if you could hold on a second. I can’t seem to locate my show notes for today and I know I filed them somewhere between Con Air and […]