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Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Greetings organic life forms of Planet Space Farm. Up here Old man…I am in the spaceship that blots out your sun. Oh you are sightless…apologies.. No matter, I see I have caught you all in the common area. Good, I will only have to say this once: I am in possession of a Stellar Converter..now I know most of you rubes have no idea what that means….but let’s just say it turns your planet to fire…fire bad!

Anywho, me and my merry band of mutant marauders were just beebopping through the galaxy on our way to annihilate another planet of forms when we scanned your planet and found you have nothing but Shelter, Food and Face Moles…I could use at least 2 out of those 3 things. So, I will return in 7 rising of your sun to collect all the food and face moles I can eat. Yeah, I’m talking to you John Boy. I’m gonna wear that mole like a bikini on a Space Valkyrie. Valkyrie needs clothes badly.

Now excuse me. I must go soak Lobo’s foot. Just ask Kalo and Tembo…they’ll know what I mean.

Quasimodo Ship Operator. Manipulate the 1970s Earth Type Plasma Globes and set a course for Umateal.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080421/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars

TWITTER

Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) – This movie will tingle dingle dangle your prangle. Saw this movie as a kid. You are an old man.

SHOW NOTES

  • Rings of light
  • and into the space vagina we go!
  • Battle Beyond….The….STARS…wait…if you have gone beyond the stars you have gone too far…bring it back!
  • Battle of the Stars Wars
  • Corman/Horner
  • This is for sure an amalgamation of Star Trek, Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica
  • A planet of stone with a single green spot
  • They have one weather satellite (ship)
  • Planet Akir?
  • Technology that destroys and cleans up after itself.
  • They have Solar Technology.
  • Good thing we were all hanging out in the common area when the giant sky filling ship shows up.
  • Greetings Solar
  • I possess a stellar converter…if you didn’t know…it is the most powerful weapon.
  • 7 risings of your red giant.
  • Accept me as your master.
  • Snipers forward…let us show them we are serious.
  • I will return in 7 risings…you are mine.
  • I have a promise to keep…but always time to stop by and terrorize some space farmers.
  • ….and you are an old man.
  • to fight creatures of violence….you must use creatures or violence.
  • …you….you are a boy.
  • Each form has its function.
  • Zed is blind and owns a piece of junk ship.
  • The boy did not seem terribly concerned with the death of his friend
  • If we don’t make it…nobody else will
  • Fly you stupid Nell the Space Ship Snail
  • Nell is a Snail
  • I’m your home now kid.
  • What is up with your face bad guys?
  • Remember Lobo…Sador is wearing is left foot. I want to see him wear a foot!
  • My job is to find Mercenaries! and Weapons. Off to see the best weapons dealer in the universe. Doctor!
  • Bundle of wires
  • 8-Track Android
  • Cool…a scooty seat…no!! it has me in its grips…choke choke.
  • Wait a minute…I’m not an android…
  • Lady Space Welder
  • haha…we are here…we are the place where we picked you up to ride in the chair
  • Hello…welcome to my lair…here are my insides….lets talk.
  • When you are in my station you are in my presence.
  • Android Smurfs
  • Forms must prey on other forms to survive.
  • You’ve met my daughter…would you like to breed her….she is ready for the breeding.
  • Don’t you have enough toys.
  • Prepare the conjugal suite
  • Thanks Handy Smurf (Saunders)
  • Chlorophyll content…whatever…
  • it’s bigger…it’s wind
  • There is a form in the dark void…no munities until they are 5…
  • It is horrible out there…forms sucking forms.
  • The breaking out ceremony!
  • Come with us…you know about computers!
  • We didn’t get the weapons…but we did get his daughter…she knows about computers!
  • No weapons at all…but I got an analyzer!
  • They have replied to our ultimatum..it is our emissary…they powdered him.
  • Proud form! They will be an extinct one…nothing left…not even dust.
  • This is space cowboy…SOS…heeelp
  • The Barta? Bible?
  • Take life to save life.
  • No…not from behind…
  • Nell broke her primary programming!!! She must self destruct
  • Space is a sweaty place.
  • Poor planet Umatil and it dust ray.
  • Don’t like it…I’ll turn your planet into a star.
  • Mac Laser 4…We are going to need weapons…but we won’t know how to use them.
  • I’m a salesman…not a teacher kid!
  • My Rig is a Hauler…not a fighter.
  • Cowboy is obviously an earthling.
  • Noooo…not the chromatic space lights! Not to worry…we will blast it.
  • You are about to be eaten
  • Kelvins communicate by heat.
  • Sador lives…and you are fighting him…well why didn’t you say so protein form.
  • The Varda…What would the Varda say
  • ok…what’s the big idea…ya bunch of space freaks.
  • not the betraying limbs!
  • Third Eye Whites
  • Nestor always carries a spare.
  • Nestor’s greatest threat is bored to death.
  • Beam her up Kalo!
  • Tis a pleasure planet! In the darkest areas…
  • Zombie Sex Worker…out of date.
  • There is nothing left but me and the lower forms. The locals cleaned out the den of ill repute
  • I settle disputes very quickly. He is an assassin!
  • Food and Shelter is all we can offer…all we have is culture.
  • The richest mercenary…but at a cost…I am wanted and have no security. A meal and a place to hide. Stolen wealth and no where to spend it.
  • mmmm…pineapple space drink.
  • Valkeries!
  • Ha! anti smoking message right here in space
  • My name is Gelt. I was born in space.
  • 7 ships…
  • She was a hero….she slowed down the snitches and they all died.
  • Play your crystal Xylophone and create the trenches of death!
  • I have a scotch and soda belt.
  • Tingle Dingle Dangle his transistors.
  • Rear Guard 1 is dead dead dead
  • I have an army of genetic mistakes.
  • Only 2 sexes!!
  • Show me the Ropes…aka the sex
  • Does your species have kissing.
  • What is that that you are eating…it is a hotdog…
  • Gelt is like…GG
  • Pull out the sonic tanker.
  • Bloody ears!
  • The Kelvin have no ears…surprise space mother truckers…it is about to get hot in here.
  • Quick…get them to the protein Tanks!
  • Zed will give you the old blind man beating of your life.
  • Nell and Zed are linked. Zed is dead.
  • Not Gelt!!
  • They sent the spare…Do you have a high tolerance to pain…almost none. It is good to have skills.
  • Nestor arm…but it is connected to the Nestor…They are pretty good at arm control
  • Nestor is hit…repeat…Nestor is hit!
  • He is bringing out the Stellar converter.
  • Sybil said..eeeeek….Time to self destruct.
  • Retreat behind the sun.
  • Quasimodo controller
  • 10 nukes for the space cowboy. about 30 seconds to impact…time to play some harmonica. “He didn’t want to fight…but he came anyway.”
  • Hahaha….love Lizard mans battle cry.
  • First law of Barta…Wait you said you couldn’t blow up the nukes earlier.
  • Oh Shad…
  • Nell’s memory banks are done.
  • Old Corsair Nell.
  • Akir is mine…let us laugh…
  • To use greater force against itself…that is the first law of Barta?
  • Nell can’t count down.
  • Sador just wanted to live forever..sheesh
  • They are not dead…they are a part of us!

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Angel Has Fallen (2019) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Priest (2011) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi and welcome to the Monthly gathering of Familiars where we discuss how to better serve our Vampire Masters out here in the wastelands.

Now, I see some unfamiliar familiars out there today. So let’s go over a couple of points that may assist you in avoiding an untimely end like your predecessors.

Point one…wear sunblock. We have buckets of the stuff so there is no excuse. The Masters secrete that stuff everywhere.. so be sure to apply it liberally. I’m soaking in it! Don’t touch me.

Point two… don’t wake daddy. If there is one sure way to quickly be terminated it is to wake up your Master. Vampires are notoriously heavy sleepers and if awoken before night fall there will be consequences.

Ok, new guy, you have a question? Oh nice to meet you Billy Corgan… and your question. Yes, I guess in a way…the world is A Vampire and it does appear to be set to drain.

Oh listen, Shhh…Shhh..do you hear that?! it’s the Vamp Train! Choo Choo you Uncle Fester looking creeps. If you have a ticket to ride congratulations. If not you get to stay here on the reservation with your weak ass master. Good luck! Say hi to the Priests for me. Choo Choo Billy Corgan

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822847/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_(2011_film)

TWITTER

Priest (2011) – This is what is known. There have always been bad movies. There have always been good movies. This is a a good bad movie. but it makes my Eye’s Ache. Isaac.

SHOW NOTES

  • Oh! Cartoons!
  • This what is known There has always been man and there has always been Vampires
  • Man Had the Sun. It weren’t enough
  • The 2 races. White guys and Even Whiter Vampires
  • The ultimate Weapon…the priests
  • The priests have very defined T Zones…very dry
  • You’ve been faded
  • Residual Radiation…guess we blew up some Vampires
  • That blouse needs a top button…there it is. Can you feel it…coming in the air tonight. C’mon
  • Ma…Pa? You ded?
  • Sector 12…it’s always Sector 12
  • Is this parallel to our timeline?
  • Remember…to go against the Church is to go against God.
  • Confessional Booth 69 now available….Forgive me Father…for I have phlegm
  • We don’t talk to priests
  • Woo Wooo…the vampire train…woo woo
  • Is this the world I fought for…no…but it is the only world we have left.
  • These rosary beads are gonna kick your ass.
  • To sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin.
  • Jet Bike!
  • You are now leaving the safety of the giant statues and into the odd rock formation of the wastelands…
  • Let us get on our Jetbikes and RIDE
  • Point one…I shoot your truck…Point two…I shoot your truck again…Point three…oh…
  • Me..nothing…just carving little crosses on the tips of these bullets.
  • Redouts and Rejects down in Nightshade.
  • An actual Chick in a Bucket
  • A Vamp Pack…
  • Familiars are hairless.
  • Bettany always like to wear stuff on his forehead.
  • Billy Corgan looking bunch of Vampire Familiars
  • Don’t wake Baddy…vampires
  • Little tiny throwing star crosses
  • I live in a hive that I made with my spit!
  • There are always 2 points…know them both and you will always kill a vampire. 2nd reference to points
  • This snake oil salesman talks like Bill Clinton…and he is now Familiar.
  • Solar Powered Jet Bikes
  • Makes my Eye’s Ache…Isaac
  • That is a really big hive hole.
  • Hive Guardian….here…let me throw some stones for you to step on in the air.
  • Oh look a new addition to the hive…
  • They bred an army….soo…that means they did the Vampire Mambo…a lot.
  • Who would name their town Jericho…have you never read the bible!
  • It’s the night train….VampTrain?
  • I love the idea of some secret train…at night…full of Vampires.
  • Let’s separate…I’ll check out the house of hooks.
  • Eyeless vampires…more bat like
  • Classic Opera stuff….it’s all family.
  • Vampire trains are very explosive.
  • All that is left of Karl Urban is his smoking hat.
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The Karate Kid Part III (1989) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hai.

Daniel-san, please sit down. We need to talk. Daniel-san, you are no longer a KID. You are a 28 year old man…A Daniel-man… and it is time to grow up. Perhaps get your own….your own…Daniel-man is that my bonsai tree? The small tree from the side of the mountain and its likeness that I have on everything in my home, shop and your gi. Hai, I forgive.

Sniff…sniff. What is that stink? It smells like old foot powder. Hai, just like my fizzy green foot powder. Daniel-man, have you been using my things again? Oh Daniel-man…tell me you didn’t use that after midnight? Oi, then do not eat my special sandwich in the fridge. You already did?…you know what…Hai, I forgive you.

Daniel-man, are you even listening. Hai, you are thinking about that new girl across the street aren’t you. Yes, hai…I know that’s what you love about those high school girls. You get older, they stay the same age. You know what. Take your plastic-metal trophy and get out Daniel-man. Sweep the leg.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097647/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kid_Part_III

TWITTER

The Karate Kid Part III (1989) – Like spending Daniel-sans college money on a little tree shop. Both were doomed to failure. Just sweep the leg.

SHOW NOTES

  • What…there are 3 of these…WHAT…4! and a remake!
  • Let me sum up.
  • Kreese is not doing well. He lost everything! Noooo…all his students lost.
  • Nuclear Waste Disposal Silver.
  • “Slope?” is that a racial thing?
  • Cobra Kai – Never Dies.
  • You need a vacation from being an a-hole…head to Tahiti.
  • Meanwhile Daniel-san and Miagi returning home from Okinawa
  • Nah Nah Nah…That bum of a landlord sold
  • Heading to College.
  • Great Job with a Dance Company…couldn’t say no.
  • Uncle Louie and that giant bell…she is 2 feet away…who gave him that bell.
  • Door Chimes are Chimey.
  • Miyagi should open a Bonsai store…
  • Yukie..oh man…Miyagi spent all his money on Yukie’s home back in Okinawa
  • I bought you 20 Dojos…What about those 2 jerks?
  • Sauna Plotting while talking to a Massage Table Kreese Mimona…I know…give her a squeeze…I know…make his knuckles bleed….oh I like that Johnny! Full time
  • Daniel spent his college money 1 month security 2 months rent. What kind of education is that.
  • What that? Opportunity is knocking.
  • Daniel-san is such a sucker….
  • Oh man…Daniel-san is totally stoked about Real-Estate…forget Martial Arts and
  • Mr. Miyagi’s Little Trees
  • No hugs…bows only.
  • Scheming while relaxing.
  • Where were we Margaret. Lighten up Margaret.
  • Snake and Dennis.
  • Root Karate comes from Mr. Miyagi. Strong Roots. Free to grow as you choose…find your own Karate.
  • True Bonsai is rare and valuable.
  • Devil’s Caldron.
  • True Origian Bonsai. All Karate is found in Kata.
  • We make fake Bonsai..snip snip…
  • Is there enough money in Bonsai trees to keep a business going.
  • New Rule at All Valley…The Defending Champion only needs to fight in final round.
  • Karate to defend plastic metal trophy has no meaning.
  • Pottery shop. Jessica Andrews. Ripped her boyfriend’s head right off.
  • She lives upstairs of her pottery shop.
  • Terry Silver just creeping around like a creep…
  • Burn my confusion…Let’s let our Karate means something.
  • Bad Santa Silver
  • Friend Zoned!
  • Why do you call him Mr.
  • Make a vase…Karate Lesson.
  • Snake and his gold rope necklace.
  • LaRusso sleep on it.
  • You…you can dream about me.
  • Good Karate, Bad Karate…Snake is playing Good Karate to Mike’s Bad Karate
  • Terry Silver has no boundaries
  • I buried John last week. He died from heart attack. No! Heart Break.
  • Mr. Silver is a snake tongued snake
  • I never say no to Mac and Cheese.
  • The Down Stairs
  • Hey…lock the shop door or snake will come in and turn off the lights.
  • Hey Dennis! show that panel who is boss.
  • Kick to the gut…all that Mac and Cheese…right to the Jessica’s Mac and Cheese processor.
  • Mr. Miyagi likes to beat up kids and then sing.
  • Shoji Screen.
  • Feeling lucky Mr. Miyagi…you just got robbed.
  • $10,000 dollars for a Bonsai tree. Always 5 to 10 thousand dollars to solve problems.
  • It is the tree that Mr. Miyagi has on everything and you are going to go dig it up and sell it…what a jerk.
  • This is some pretty good green screen…it can’t be green screen on the climb down. This has to be projection…man this looks so much better than green screen…
  • OMG the tree is in the water! Salt Water!!
  • No big breaks.
  • 3 rules. Silver Sayings. 1. A Man Can’t Stand, he can’t fight. 2. A man can’t breath, he can’t fight. 3. A man can’t see, he can’t fight.
  • I need me a wooden board dummy.
  • Mr. Miyagi has a fortune in cars…
  • New Foot Poweder Smells like Old Foot Power…Green and fizzy.
  • Silver is a master manipulator
  • Sneaky Foot Powder Thief.
  • He did it…he made his knuckles bleed.
  • “Get out of my way, White Boy”
  • Silver is propositioning that kid.
  • “Stranded here on the high wire…above the fire…it’s a long way to fall.”
  • You got suckered Daniel-san.
  • Sweep the leg is not going to work.
  • Kreese is alive!!
  • Fighting can only take place in the dark.
  • Poor man’s Steven Seagal
  • There will be lots of laughing in this Dojo
  • Dyna Tox. If you get..you give.
  • All Valley under 18 champion.
  • That ref is very loosey goosey with the disqualification.
  • Music intensifies.
  • There are going to be some new rules during next year’s competition.
  • Ok to lose to opponent, it is not ok to lose to fear.
  • Your best Karate still inside…time to let it out.
  • Your Karate is shit. Your Karate is a joke.
  • Take your shit shirt you loser!
  • We did it!
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we …uh… we …. hold on a second guys. There is a large metallic ball forming in my office. I hope this isn’t a repeat of the Phantasm Incident…oh it’s really crackling and popping…I don’t like it…oh wait…a naked lady just emerged.

“Pardon me ma’am…it’s not my birthday and that is no cake you just popped out of. Can I help you?” What’s that? You like my glasses…well thank you… they are from the Elton John collection…fun fact…not all of his glasses are covered in glitter and shaped like……hey! Don’t take those I need those to read the rest of this….this….Jethro…no! no! Intro! yeah…Intro.

Oh wait…another ball is forming…It’s a naked guy! He seems equally pissed! Hey guy! Strippers around back ….and you really can’t call yourself a stripper if you are already naked! I mean what are you going to take off! Your head…oh my god he did it…

Uh oh…he must have said something because she is gesturing for him to “talk to the hand”…and he is doing it…literally talking to her hand…but that ain’t no hand buddy…it’s a flamethrower….

Hey Hey Hey…take that fighting outside…I’m seeing a lot of holes and dangly bits I don’t care to see in this context…aaand now there is a hole in my wall…thanks guys!

Well I don’t know what that was all about but it appears that fate is trying to murder 2020 and this episode of Filmsack. But I don’t believe in fate…so suck it ya naked…pissed off…. piece of poo… Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_3:_Rise_of_the_Machines

TWITTER

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Like asking Arnold Schwarznegger to rob an AM/PM Store for 30 Million dollars. Talk to the hand. Wait..give me the money. I’ll be back.

SHOW NOTES

  • Will he be back?
  • Rumbly Intro
  • The Future has not been written…there is not fate but what we make for ourse…..NUKE! – Jon Connor don’t believe that.
  • They tried to murder me before I was born…and at 13…and at…
  • Mom said the storm was coming! 3 Billion Lives gone instantly…just us left.
  • We stopped Judgment day…but now…this life…
  • Living off the grid…no phone…no address…just this bad motoscooter a Terminator taught me how to use.
  • Is it always a skull intro for Terminator movies
  • Less than stellar CGI…but 2003
  • These bots are humanoid in apparence.
  • Bad Motoscooter in the dark dark wearing dark and going fast….Deer says…sup
  • Meanwhile in Beverly Hills. A store window.
  • Melty Manican
  • Terminators always show up nek’ed and with a bad attitude…
  • When a naked dude approaches guys laugh….naked lady….Can I get you some help!
  • Is she talking to a fax machine? “We need you to make your best 2003 modem face…”
  • This Terminator is not off the grid
  • In movies the police always talk to you from their loudspeakers in their car…happens in real life?
  • 20cc’s of cleveage stat.
  • I like your car…taken! I like your gun…taken…I like your cheeseburger….nooooo
  • She hates machines…she will be our love interest
  • Do father’s ever call their kids…kiddo? Hey Kiddo.
  • How many stars is her father.
  • She do no wanna get married.
  • Tricky Bastard Virus.
  • Use our AI! Noooo. Fly with a Bazooka
  • Skynet is not ready Daddy!
  • Now that is how you keep your Time Travel on the down low…pop your bubble out in the desert
  • Arnold Side Nipple!
  • Them dogs at the animal hospital be like…nooooo…those are my pills!
  • What kind of dog pills are good for on the run humans.
  • Stripper shows up naked is not stripper…he is just a naked guy.
  • haha…Talk to the hand! Hello hand.
  • Elton John glasses…I don’t think so.
  • T-1000 gear is pretty abundant…is that a choice when choosing your time travel landing spot
  • This drive thru is backwards.
  • Jose! You dead.
  • Global Digital Network
  • oh William…don’t tell crazy tracy who you are.
  • Just gonna do some doggy drugs and cutting.
  • We got a midnight (5:30 in the morning) sick cat coming in…that is some dedication.
  • Great we got junkies.
  • Chemical neuter dogs would be a bit risky
  • Crazy cat hairball lady’s cat’s name is Hercules.
  • Mike Cripkey’s basement…What does that mean!
  • His foster parents were murdered.
  • Catherine Brewster? A little late to ask…how about a blood DNA test. No!
  • Do Terminators have vision problems…they always looking through their eyebrows.
  • How does she have all the DNA database.
  • Catherine runs like a nerd
  • John Connor can not even break out a cage designed for a dog
  • Close range paint guns would hurt.
  • Gun or Truck. I choose truck.
  • Catherine Brewster…come with me.
  • Wow…she would just sell him out like that…
  • She is somewhere between mechanical and liquid
  • Good Terminator…or bad…Terminator
  • You can’t compete with that.
  • Hey son…your animal hospital van ain’t got no driver side door
  • Toyota Tundra…
  • Ok…Ok…I understand she could control electrons remotely…but how did she Maximum Overdrive mechanical things like shifting and steering.
  • Don’t yell at the driver
  • This is my company car…
  • Take this company car and shove it
  • ok…so she is a little bit OP
  • I am assuming nanobots?
  • I am the wide load champion…Who even needs a street with utility poles of people
  • uh oh…suburban neighborhood and front yard clearing could be easy kid death
  • Wiping Schwarzneggers from your wide load truck like a bug.
  • This is a massive care chase scene
  • How much large city equipment can we destroy
  • He is such a polite Terminator
  • Why can’t she just turn herself into a motorcycle and chase them?
  • No sign of Brain Trauma! nice check.
  • Drop dead asshole…I am unable to comply
  • A Tx was sent back? A Calculator?
  • We stopped Judgment Day…You only postponed it…It is inevitable.
  • Connor take the wheel.
  • Nano shit…there it is….
  • An Anti Terminator Terminator
  • Dropping fuel cells like tiny atomic bombs in the dessert
  • AM/PM store
  • This is Whack at the AM/PM Store
  • I need to shop like Schwarznegger at an AM/PM Store slamming shit into a basket.
  • She has a painful scream.
  • If she has Pet Doc 2…what is their other ride?
  • I have a fiance..he is going to be looking for me…I don’t like him…but he might.
  • Connor is a bit of a downer in the back of a beat up pet doc van.
  • Killing his captains.
  • Their paths cross every 10 years…or is that the convergence…they are going to be sweeties and make the baby that does the thing in the future.
  • TX is like a snake
  • Scott Mason Mask
  • Come with me if you want to Leave
  • I’ll be right back
  • No Fate But What We Make!
  • Don’t Do that.
  • Sarah Connor put a weapons stash in her will. They spread her ashes
  • Living in Baha. 6 months with Lukemia…fought for 3 years…long enough to make sure the world didn’t end
  • How did she shoot him in the face for him to spit out bullets
  • Thank gawd…just kill her already…she is all reasonable like a real person. I want fake movie people!
  • Anger is more useful that despair…basic psychology is one of his subroutines.
  • Right by the desert….Chest bursting hand for driving.
  • Cate…My name is Doctor Silverman…I’m a throwback…Hostage situation. Impossible things…crazy things.
  • hahah…Drop your weapon…and the coffin.
  • So is the doc in this triangle as well?
  • No Human Caualties…but a lot of pooped pants.
  • Contacts with military and his wife.
  • hey…that’s not my fiance!
  • Tx’s run fast
  • TX can take the form of any organic thing it touches…did it touch a snake? How about a cat?
  • We need a new vehicle. Valley of Peace is seen better days.
  • Primary weapon damaged..
  • Truck drive is nope….lady on the side of the road with a flamethrower for a hand…talk to the hand..talk to the flamethrower
  • Healthy Female
  • Termanatrix
  • Robert Brewster – Air Force Cyber Research Skynet
  • It is all about your father…only he can shut down Skynet
  • Judgment day is today? 3 hours from now.
  • Robot….Cybernetic Organism
  • Resistance Captured me and reprogrammed me. I was an assassinationer
  • If you die I have no reason to exist
  • She is in charge.
  • July 4th, 2039..you ded
  • So T1000 killed John and then she reprogrammed him to go back and protect him.
  • Skynet is taking everything down…
  • Is John actually doing anything with that C4? He is not making much progress.
  • Mike Crypkies basement….it was a good time.
  • Levity is good…it relieves tension and the ear of death.
  • Terminators are easy to spot…they all look pissed and on a mission.
  • Mr. Chairman. and Mr Brewster….all the monies you need.
  • T1-2 looks like a bad Johnny Number 5
  • Don’t press that Y
  • Daddy is like what….twins!
  • She’ll be back
  • Skynet has become self aware.
  • T1-2 is like a a gallery game….pew pew pew
  • no…the T1-8…oh they just have sequential numbers…no 7….don’t kill number 5…number 5 is alive!
  • the codes are in the the red envelope….you have to get to crystal peak.
  • Particular Accelerator leads to the runway.
  • Terminators need a purpose
  • 2003 CGI
  • Oh man…somebody blew up the toilet! Do not go in there.
  • Man down…all the man down
  • Everything on a swivel. Head…check…legs…check….arms…check.
  • Who let the drone inside?
  • Finally…Cate is a movie hero
  • You remind me of my mother…wrong thing to say?
  • Magnets…yes…magnets…take that you mechanical piece of liquid poo!
  • He has been reprogrammed.
  • She trained on her father’s plane…they are pretty quick to explain stuff.
  • CPU is intact but other things…not so much.
  • Desire is irrelevant.
  • Humans always reasoning with robots.
  • This truck makes me angry!
  • He shut himself down with his ass cheeks clinched in tight leather pants.
  • Reboot the machine! Virus gone…it was 2003…it is how we do.
  • Green screen run
  • Get a bigger chooper
  • I’m back
  • detachable legs
  • John’s limp explained
  • Fuel cell in the mouth
  • haha…conspiracy be splaining. It is just a fallout shelter to VIPs
  • Her daddy lied to get them to safety…cause they are the VIPs
  • They went all that way to get to a bunker when they were already headed to a bunker.
  • Daddy’s mission was the same as T1…which was like Johns dad. You can’t stop fate. Sometimes you just have to accept it.
  • All those bunkers with old isolated computers…this is the rise of the resistance. Fate…Crystal Peak.
  • I am in charge…screw Cate…I’m in charge…till I’m dead…then she is in charge.
  • It was software in the net…there was nothing to shut down.
  • Our destiny was to survive Judgement day
  • Daddy knew but I didn’t want to hear it.

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Zapped! (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Chachi, Sorry I didn’t see you there.

Now I would like to read my poem about something that’s pretty important to me and that I get really confused about a lot. It’s called “Chachis.”

Chachis, sometimes I feel like I’m so much above ’em and sometimes I feel like I’m so much below ’em. Sometimes I hate ’em and sometimes I love ’em (hold on a sec. I’m having a puberty fueled fantasy about boobies. Oh yeah..) now where was I…right…Sometimes I hate ’em and sometimes I love ’em but if I was a caveman, I think I’d just club ’em.

Oh c’mon! Don’t boo the Cooter. You know the Gary Cooter is all about the love! Now hand me my trapper keeper. I got a raging puberty Cooter Boner that I need to hide. Oh hi Scatman.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084945/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapped!

TWITTER

Zapped! (1982) – First comes the woman and then the whiskey and then the unfiltered tweeting. My old lady won’t let me have salami.

SHOW NOTES

  • Oh hi, I didn’t see you there Chachi
  • God Bless Merica!
  • Zapped! Lightening!
  • Schools out
  • That rat is scuba and anatomically impossible.
  • Come on Edgar! All the rockstars love this stuff!
  • School wants to know the effects of alcohol on divers.
  • He has the Ultra Grow Formula
  • Coke Bottle glasses.
  • “You know what you need? A girl!”
  • Oh…boys will be boys.
  • Yay! It’s the Ralph Waldo Emerson High Penguin Cheerleaders for the baseball team…
  • That band…they are pure comedy gold…especially the trumpet guy.
  • Gary Cooter! It’s Gary Cooter and the band
  • The Baseball team is winless.
  • Rabbit Doo-Doo.
  • Oh Peyton…your camera is a metaphor for your penis
  • Scatman!
  • haha…Scatman gonna drop some super gro into the Cannabis
  • The Devil’s Double Wammy. Women and the Booze.
  • No salami, no weenies.
  • Then a little beer.
  • Radioactive Spider….no! Beer, Cannabis and Super Grow….you been zapped.
  • Time for the comedic music.
  • ‘Barney Bonehead’ retort ‘Up Yours’
  • Roll up his sleeves…check between his toes.
  • This was something my parents did.
  • Alvie did it and his dummy.
  • Specializing in Botany.
  • She sure is pushy…ladies shouldn’t be pushy! We all knew that in 1982 because it was still 1950s US
  • Gary Cooter has no room to make fun of Mrs. Burnfart. and your 4th year as a senior.
  • It’s called Chicks and this is my Gary Cooter song.
  • The ladies boo the Cooter.
  • Barney Boner don’t call on me
  • All you need is a good opening line
  • Ouch…Barney go with your mice.
  • Tee Winkle College (Rob Robert)
  • Nerdy Botanist and his rich unpopular friend
  • haha…the closed captions says [zapping]
  • Is thought sweeping easier than real sweeping…it looks harder to me.
  • Triumphal Music
  • oh snap…he broke her 5 glasses and now she is an 10
  • There was an explosion that knocked me out and I came to and didn’t think anything of it.
  • And now the circle of trust is created. The fellowship is created.
  • Relaxo Prune Juice and Rum.
  • Spam with Cream sauce.
  • Zapping…
  • I has Telekinesis and I can phase stuff
  • Haha…they have glitter Nike Swooshes on their space uniforms.
  • Poor Alvie…eh don’t deserve this.
  • His mom is a monster and his dad is a chump
  • Edgar has it too…the Zappinging. You little shit.
  • Well we have established that Edgar has long term effects of the Zapping and will probably get sick or die first?
  • Alan take your fingers out ya noise…now suck it!
  • Nathan ‘Too Mean” Levine…tha brute keeps rubbing his crotch.
  • Look at me…my bat is a penis!
  • I have never understood mooning.
  • The best way to hassle ladies is to expose their boobies.
  • The principle can’t access the lab!
  • Burning Pot to dispose of the evidence is never a good idea.
  • Trope Sex Comedy “Overheard conversations are always mistaken for sex talk”
  • My old lady won’t let me have Salami and chili dogs.
  • Help Me Mr. Einstein
  • You ugly Spasm
  • High School Popular girl is always dating the College Dude
  • Freddie is Robert’s older brother who went to Africa on Safari and married a Pygmy Girl
  • Drink a 12 pack a piece and try not to puke on the spinning teacup ride.
  • …Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me..
  • Fighting with your Zap powers.
  • Barney is always trying to eat something.
  • Robert is taking me to Hawaii for graduation.
  • Peyton is playing Jane like a fiddle.
  • Jane has got to see all the lady pics on the wall and know this guy is a creep.
  • Weiner food is referenced a lot in this movie. Wonder Weiner.
  • Bernadette had 3 crushes a year
  • Mom and her cross
  • We need a music montage…here…here…and here
  • This is a more intimate moment that I wanted to see
  • Excuse me as I slip under the table
  • He grew a conscience
  • Flying Roulette Wheel of science!
  • First come the woman and then the whiskey – Scatman logic
  • Tranquilize your kid!
  • “I think I’m going to throw up.” retort “That is one of Satan’s favorite lines.”
  • This is Heaven Prom Theme.
  • Revenge Porn in 1982
  • Watermelon to the head
  • Let’s get naked…..This is hilarious…let’s get naked! This got all Rape-y real quick.
  • A chemical reaction to get zapped powers and then a physical hit to remove them…nope…he was just kidding.
  • The rise of a new superhero? Nope…use your powers for exploding clothes.
  • How the hell was Gary Cooter and band not the band at the prom.