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War (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

International Double Crossing, Murder and Mayhem hotline, how may we help you heap cold dishes of revenge upon your enemies sometime in the distant future after some elaborate possibly unnecessary scheming that involves plastic surgery, betrayal and ninjas….today? oh man…we really need to shorter our corporate phone greeting. Hello, are you there?

Right. Uh huh. Sure, we just happen to have a guy that specializes in heisting horse dolls made of gold. Oh sorry, horsey action figures. How much? Well, in addition to the base cost of your eternal soul and happiness we will be needing payment in the form of briefcases full of cash with whatever weird ass twist of a tip of your choosing.

What do I suggest as a good tip? Well, tell me what you have in mind and I’ll give you some feedback. Right…uh huh…sure…sure…I see what you are going for there. But in addition to having it delivered by a lady in a black dress…how about she says “Here’s your money honey” drops the briefcase and then strips down to her itty bitty bottoms, turns and walks away never to be seen or heard from again. Oh yeah..I like that…it sounds totally unnecessary and we love that shit around here. Ok, I think I have everything we need here. Talk to you in 3 years. Bye

Oh man…what an exciting phone call. phew…time to address my oral fixation..Smoke ’em if you got ’em!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499556/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_(2007_film)

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SHOW NOTES

  • Bloody Violence!
  • That was fast…Does Jenny know? Cigarettes!
  • It is your oral fixation…
  • shot gun credits
  • 462 days of no lost time?
  • Oh..they are in a serious situation…not just a couple of guys at a bus stop.
  • Quick cuts are us.
  • I am Jason Stathom…and I see things.
  • FBI…nooo…back up is on the way Tom
  • Geez is this a Woo film? woooo
  • Man in the shadows is ninja gunman.
  • Even in the light he is in the shadows
  • Took one to the face…I got him.
  • Triads…Yakuza…and so forth…bullshit story…Rogue is a phantom…
  • Foreshadowing…you never know who is working for whom…
  • Drinking and driving?
  • Game day…don’t forget the steaks. He forgot the steaks…it happened that one time again. He forgot the stakes of working for the FBI as well
  • Oh man…the Rogue really took that face shooting personal. Shot him in the face..and then made him watch him kill his wife and kids first and then burnt the house down. Geez Rogue Phantom
  • The rogue is roguish except for the titanium bullet shells…that he just leaves like a calling card.
  • 3 years later…San Fran..
  • Black Light Boobies and Butt…hey hey hey hey…uh huh huh.
  • Killed them guards with his creadit card…platinum
  • Sure are a lot of skinny butt ladies in this movie
  • send in the dobermans. ohno!!
  • Tattoos for shirts.
  • Rogue is merciless…killed that poor doge with a bomb
  • Do you know what Shiro does to traitors…that’s right…bang to the head.
  • Yakuza…rings are kills.
  • The old thumb in the bullet hole wound.
  • Cop is my day job…doctor is my other job.
  • Rogue cost him his marriage…that is a good thing.
  • D.U. bullets
  • The Rogue cuts his face every 6 months…that is a lot of plastic surgery. What is the average recovery time for that…geez.
  • Shiro (Yakuza) killed Chang’s Family (Triads) and sold all of his shit except 2 statuettes that he is trying to sell currently. The Rogue was working for the Yakuza…maybe no so much now.
  • He doesn’t care about ancient feuds…
  • Closet full of black
  • 7412…terrible code.
  • That’s my wife Maria…she is not a horse
  • These two are the Ti brothers…
  • Careful…don’t leave your ear unguarded
  • So did he get his ear reattached? or will that guy be our chick in the bucket
  • Don’t fail me daughter
  • Meanwhile, in Chinatown
  • No Benny’s here…wrong answer.
  • Interpol is down in ChinaTown.
  • Plastic surgeons dropping like loose skin off an old person
  • The horses are not real horses…they are cars? ohhh…that is all a ruse
  • This music is pretty generic…sound machine.
  • Never pay your extortion money up front.
  • Oh…they are horses…DON’T TOUCH THE HORSES Ti!
  • Ok…I want your to take the guy his money…and then take off your tiny black dress and walk away. You did great!
  • Sniper gun down the ventilation shaft…out of sight out of mind.
  • Agent Wick says “Hold on Motherf’er”…this mofo is out
  • Which way down is faster…this way!
  • Your stupidity insults my father
  • 14 hour flight…need me a salad…chef salad…no blue cheese punk
  • Pain, Rage Loneliness.
  • Warehouse 16…you know the one
  • The eyes…the one thing the surgeons can’t change…but a pair of color contacts and some make up could.
  • “You will find only pain living in the past.”
  • What a 2007 looking hone.
  • I am still having trouble trying to figure out if the horses are an alliteration or not and if so…for what.
  • “Chasing Ghosts” that would have been a better movie title.
  • I don’t think you should be angry shooting at paper targets
  • Rogue has a thing for Maria?
  • Now you see my gun…now you don’t
  • What! I just realized that is Catalina from My Name is Earl
  • Triads hanging out at the local pizza and beer joint being angry.
  • Sure…I could hit you with a stick…but a burning stick!! Yeah!
  • Rogue just stirring up shit…so he can chase down the younger Joey Ti brother.
  • Tube fight! Tubes!
  • Uh oh…the Rookie is so dead.
  • Chang can not be shook. That is how he survives
  • Some strong smoking message here?
  • Spyker vroom.
  • “Now that is some spicy tuna…” hahaha jokes!
  • Stathom muscle car. All beef. Rogue is all class
  • oh no…not the muscle car!
  • Goi is right there! He ain’t the shooter!
  • This take down is going bad
  • Things I learned…don’t kill Stathom’s partners…he don’t like it.
  • “In Japan…you would be dead”
  • Jet Li’s “Eat Shit While Driving” is a lot of fun.
  • Stathom is all beef and anger
  • his name is Wu Ti – WOOOOTEEE
  • Rogue is still working for Shiro
  • That’s the order…there is no why
  • “I have no master”
  • He just ghost knifed ya…his other job is street magician.
  • he used to work for the CIA commissions to do surgery
  • Fate…choices…
  • If Rogue is in here…then who is the ninja outside!
  • Wu Ti doesn’t know about the gun under the desk.
  • Haha…poor Wu Ti…he took a lot of bullets
  • Never a good sign when a ninja is running away
  • You never leave the children to live after you kill their dad! That is classic for a revenge story 20 years later.
  • Rogue is a myth…a rumor.
  • Rogue does all the smooth things but forgets about FBI surveillance?
  • I got this one bullet that I worship…
  • Now it is time for your reward…that’s right…
  • See he gets it…remove all future threats.
  • “Angry face” and ” who gives a shit face”
  • You just knew them horses were going to be fake.
  • Too slow Rogue
  • You ordered the hit
  • I ordered many hits. I ordered the greatest hits.
  • You always leave the wife and daughter alone.
  • Ha! …Double Ha! Great ending
  • Tom Lone. Changing your face…Your voice…
  • Pain can be a weapon if you choose.
  • Crawford is the bad guy!
  • What what what! Unpossible
  • What’s in the box? Whats in the boooox?
  • Why wouldn’t he recognize his partners eyes?
  • Jet Li talks funny when he is being choked.
  • Twisty Twist Twist…is he dead! oh come on.
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Executive Decision (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

Intro

Oh hi,

We’re not gonna make it? You are! Seagal Out!

Well Steven, here we are explosively decompressed at 35,000 feet without a parachute again. Now, based on my training the average human should have about 30 seconds of useful consciousness at this height. But, I’m way cooler than the average human…sooo…45 seconds….buuuuut I just wasted 15 seconds of that on a word-math problem or is it math-word problem? Whatever, we have been in worse situations…you are! now focus up Sha-gaul…….Shuh-gal…See-gal…….no it’s Suhgal right? I mean how have I been saying it?…Shuuuguuuh…Ahhh…snap out of it, Whoever you are!

Ya know what…I don’t need useful brains…I’ll just fly the brain…so hee-ya! take that fluffy cloud and that…and this roundhouse kick to your fluffy face. Oh wait…look clouds! Did that experimental bomber pilot just eject from our mission plane! oh ho ho… Hello plot hole here I come. All I have to do is skyfall towards him and take my position on his his lap for a free ride back down to earth.

“Hello fellow American! May I hitch a ride back to mother Russia!” I mean….ah shit..covers blown…quick fly to safety Sea-gull! Cah Cah Cah Cah

Links

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Decision

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Executive Decision (1996) – Like 2 hours of intense zip lining, wire cutting, lights flashing action to get the attention of some while hiding from the attention of others. It’s sweaty work but Leguizamos got to do it.

Show Notes

  • Man this movie is pixelated
  • All Star Cast!
  • Very Military Thriller Music.
  • DZ-5 Russian Nerve Toxin
  • Jim and John wrote this…twins? Predator. Wild Wild West
  • Collins took one…he’s dead…for nothing! no DZ-5
  • 3 months later
  • Gee I wonder if Kurt is going to have to fly a larger plane later on. You are not prepared!
  • Flying anxiety. Relax and Fly the Plane. Stick and Rudder
  • What a weird side flash on the Jaffa Terrorist Wedding Napping.
  • 15 years of unrestrained Terrorism.
  • 6 months later.
  • Movie planes ridiculously large on the inside
  • Overhead luggage. Stupid Woman!
  • Sweaty Terrorist are prone to blowing up and sweating
  • Oceanic Airlines
  • Gun Reassemble
  • QA Has Bathroom Face Wash
  • These Terrorist look like Terrorist
  • I like calling the embassy and playing pre-recorded threats.
  • Hide my gun in my sock.
  • Circle that US Marshal…circle him!
  • Where is the Passenger Manifest…You destroyed it?
  • Sucking on Twizzlers and scrubbing audio.
  • Remember Guys…this is a think tank….we get paid to think
  • We do not negotiate with Terrorist…unless we do.
  • Do we like London that much…enough to negotiate. Is the President in London?
  • So we got this crazy plan. Let’s spend 20 minutes of the movie with some nut ass stunt to dock on a commercial jet with a stealth fighter and let’s let Seagal lead it and Kurt wear a tux and tag along.
  • So Allison died from the Million Dollar Baby death
  • This whole plan relies on a clip
  • How many wind shears happen while doing some crazy ass maneuver
  • Why is Cappy so damn heavy?
  • OMG Seagal died in most spectacular fashion.
  • I kind of like that Seagal held out for a better more heroic death
  • Castle Rock. Big Eye Six. Hail Mary.
  • Top 2 are dead in the team replaced with 2 non-supposed to be theres.
  • Shh…double finger sssssh
  • We only have part of our equipment
  • Whispering in the belly of the plan…time for a heated power struggle
  • Photo from 25 years ago…but I would recognize his voice…and know if I saw him.
  • Co-Pilot saw Americans…Soldiers…ignore this cut and bump on my head.
  • Yep. Still dead.
  • I traveled all this way to lay on the cold floor with a broke neck. That’s why I get paid the big bucks.
  • uh oh Velma…ya dropped your glasses
  • What is the in flight movie? Looks like Kurt Russel and a Monkey.
  • The Barefoot Executive (1971) Ha.
  • They have enough nerve gas to wipe out half of the eastern seaboard….time to just blow up the plane.
  • Scooting up and down the tube of a plane like some kind of Leguizamo Rat
  • How nice of them to include the captain with the bomb research
  • Why not just eject the bomb…lose pressure…
  • All the tech guys in this movie have oral fixations.
  • Whatever you do…don’t look into his eyes…his dreamy dreamy eyes…OMG I LOOKED INTO HIS EYES!
  • I need me a laser wire cutter
  • This operation has too many rookie factors
  • Red Handled Dikes?
  • Cappy
  • Coughing Cappy Death
  • Yaffa is Freeee…Free Yaffa for all!
  • 1:22:22 .. It’s an executive decision now.
  • 2-1 K…21 K!
  • The bomb wiring is a decoy…what else is a decoy
  • The under bomb has laser beams (Photo something beams)
  • The president is out of the country
  • This is more wire cutting than I had signed on for
  • Least fun game of Operation every
  • Also, way too many flashing lights in this movie.
  • Haha…wardrobe change.
  • Kurt Russel slowly morphs
  • The look of surprise on the sleepers face…priceless
  • Who Bye Box of Diamonds
  • When is this morphine supposed to kick in.
  • They are totally NOT in control
  • Whats wrong..FLAPS!
  • I love that Russel is announcing everything he is doing while trying to figure it out.
  • Shit…landing gear down.
  • Just fly the plane.
  • Just land the plane
  • Hey..my landing field!
  • hey…thanks…a chewed up coffee stirrer.
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Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Creepshow 2 (1987) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

and now the final thoughts of a fat guy in a trailer park as he reflects on his life:

“Well Fat Stuff…this is it. It’s Miller time for the last time. But no need to get broke up about it…I mean just look around you Fatso Gribbens…what a beautiful life you have lived… albeit too short and perhaps a little too fat.

So, Goodbye topless Mermaid statuette I won at the county fair popping balloons in 84. See ya, Iron Madden mini poster I won at the county fair tossing rings in 86. I’ll catch you on the flippy floppy prize winning miniature fatso cow I kissed at the county fair in 87. I’ll miss your face the most but I will carry our love into the afterlife like a burning torch to light my way”

Locooooo….Loocoooo… Hey, Bury me in the backyard with my Bullshit hat or don’t bury me at all.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092796/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creepshow_2

TWITTER

Creepshow 2 (1987) – Like a War Chief without paint on a dry day. That’s a scalping. or I fought the lake but the blob won. Thanks for the ride lady.

SHOW NOTES

  • I mean…what is it
  • One more step and BLAM
  • oh nowhere…just a sleepy town in Maine
  • Comet news agency driven by The Creep.
  • This feels like King so far
  • Oh Billy…you are such a junkie
  • Hot off the presses
  • It turned into a toon!
  • I loved horror comics when I was a kid.
  • What is up with Horror Hosts and puns
  • Drinking Jimmy’s Cracked Corn
  • A warchief without war paint is like…
  • more than 30 years of standing
  • what do you want me to do Martha
  • This store has….
  • Meanwhile, down at the town of Dead River…Ray…everything has moved away
  • This is the saddest TV music you will ever hear
  • Do you need to wear an apron over your overhauls?
  • haha…could you pull us around to the next store…sputter sputter clutch sputter
  • Chief say Ya-Ta-Hey
  • Do you guys always check the time when there is a wall clock in a scene? 3:13PM
  • “I am ashamed to stand inside this place when my people are so much in your debt, Ray Spruce owner of the General Store in Dead River and keeper of the Wooden War Chief.”
  • The Jachimba…
  • Dude…this is a general store…not a pawn shop
  • Eilene is your forever after 2 autumns
  • It is a bad thing to borrow…it is a worse thing to beg
  • Good Afternoon Martha Spruce
  • Chief Woodenhead has been waiting for this moment
  • and now it is dark inside and 4:30…that was a long talk
  • …no shove this in his mouth…he big…
  • Native American Sam in a photo booth dreaming about being a hollywood star and the millions of women who want to run his hair through their legs.
  • Took him 9 years to grow this hair…what you think I’m not serious…9 years…I’m not just goofing around here.
  • Do you know that movie…where the guy…
  • one more step and Blam
  • Oh shit…you done shot Martha in the side
  • cool…throwing up
  • “Let’s go fat stuff…we got some money that needs spending.”
  • “we’re going to Hollywood, Fats.”
  • I am Native American Groot
  • Abs of wood
  • hell..it’s Miller time…it’s always Miller time down at the Trailer Park
  • fat stuff and his prize winning cow.
  • Loco…Loco
  • Oh no…my life is flashing before my eyes and all I see is a my shitty trailer memorabilia
    • Iron Maiden Artwork…check
    • Leather Chic on a bike…check
    • Mermaid boobies…check
    • Black and white Hustler Pin Up…check
    • Miller cans…check and check
    • Prize winning cow pic…check
    • and this bullshit cap..check a roo and guitar riff
  • Geez how long is he going to call Loco
  • Everybody is wanting Poncho
  • haha…yes Poncho…Loco has more sense than you have
  • Cisco is everywhere!
  • Ironical…got him by his hair-sticals
  • Oh..that’s a scalping
  • So did uncle set up the old folks…cleared the debt….killed his slacker nephew and recovered the tribes treasure…How indeed.
  • Creepshow is not a Funny Paper!
  • I feel the need…the need for weed…now…pass the joint..pass the joint
  • The Raft…it will be there
  • a lot of Poncho references that I don’t get in this movie
  • Z28…yellow…he like yellow
  • Horlicks University
  • Deke has a speedo and a coin purse?
  • The water was actually cold enough to almost give the actor who played Randy, hypothermia
  • “Too damn cold to get laid..”
  • Zeke is a singer of things
  • Laverne is not a strong swimmer
  • I don’t believe in Oil Slicks
  • have you ever seen an oil slick…well..have you.
  • Damnit Rachel…you don’t make no sense…first you are annoyed with everyone and won’t smoke…then you go looking for a smoke…and then you rub the “oil slick” and now you are dead
  • a puke per segment.
  • Come on your read all the science books…brainball
  • pretty sure Deke don’t bend that way….
  • That must be a DieHard Battery in Dead Deke’s car…radio is still playing
  • haha…oh Randy…you are such a Creep
  • You really put the Randy in Randy
  • You are such a dumbass Randy
  • Well Swimmers…that’s a lawsuit
  • Hitchiker…bed frame IT copy
  • You charge by the orgasm? $160
  • selling your body for a Mercedes
  • Annie is a bit of a hot mess
  • I was headed to Dover…now I’m dead
  • Run Annie…Run
  • Was this before or after Stephen King got hit? Happens all the time
  • Think rationally Annie…can you live with this?
  • “You’re seeing things bitch…you can’t live with it”
  • This Mercedes has too many points of entry!
  • Thanks for the ride lady!
  • She’s trying to swipe him off like some kind of thicket car wash
  • low bridge
  • Why does she keep stopping..
  • He’s like some kind of immortal hitchhiker
  • Annie used the ole shoot and kick
  • I beat you…I got you…
  • Jesus…take the wheel…I am not doing my best driving
  • She’s willing to give the hitchhiker $50…is that $25 per orgasm?
  • They eat meat! Billy and his FlyTraps

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Vampire’s Kiss (1988) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Sorry guys. I’m a bit under the weather. It seems I left my window open all night and I have caught a cold.

Now if you could hold on a second. I can’t seem to locate my show notes for today and I know I filed them somewhere between Con Air and National Treasure but I can’t seem to locate then. Hmmm..if only I had a 30 something secretary with sexy ankles and shoulder pads who still lives at home with her mom and middle aged brute of a bother I’m sure I could find it.

Uh oh…it seems a bat has flow in the window..shoo shoo.

I’ll just take care of that later….great…now I’m frustrated, drunk and horny. What? You guys aren’t still drunk from Saturday night at Ibbott’s house? (Shutup, I know you are Randy)… but c’mon how did you get through this week’s movie without having someone drive a pallet stake trough your heart? Fine, How about Horny then? Just me? alright..whatever you got to tell yourself to crawl under your leather couch at night.

Ahh there it is…it was under Movies that became Memes. You don’t say! Now if you will excuse me…I have a bat to fondle.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098577/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire%27s_Kiss

TWITTER

Vampire’s Kiss (1988) – Like storming out of the greasy spoon and your vampire bite suddenly starts hurting…but it’s ok..cause there are dancing mimes outside your high rise apartment complex spitting and slapping each other. Were you not entertained!

SHOW NOTES

  • Is this a movie or a meme?
  • The meme that made a movie
  • I like this music!
  • I just wanted her to get the hell of of there….says the yuppie to his therapist.
  • He has commitment issues. Wants them badly and then rejects them
  • Now he is at the funk-soul-jazz bar?
  • What is this Fantastic 4 talk? the rubber man, fireball and the one made of big brown stones?
  • He can’t go home with the girl from the telephone company.
  • Eric D geist solv-smykker
  • He is into Literature
  • The things that poor stairs kid has seen.
  • Randomly placed art and culture around his apartment
  • Did I mention I love this music….love this music.
  • Trying to make the sex attracts the bats.
  • Shoo! Shoo!
  • Well…I guess the bat lives there now.
  • Alva…she does not like the no socks look.
  • He’s into feet and ankles
  • Street vendor is like…take your pepsi! Stop kissing and take your Pepsi!
  • You were aroused..by the bat?
  • Is he doing his Keanu…
  • MORTAL KOMBAT WITH A BAT
  • I will see you on Tuesday ya nut.
  • Jennifer Beals gonna bite you…
  • How can you see yourself to shave! You been bit by a vampire
  • Diggy diggy diggy…bum bum bum…diggy diggy diggy…bum bum bum
  • Do you like it? I got to take a piss.
  • I am so out of here…See ya Museum of modern crap
  • Hello, you have reached Peter…
  • I was a little drunk..you know..plus I was horny…yeah that is it
  • Leaving the grease hole and your vampire bite starts hurting…but it’s ok..cause there were dancing mimes outside your high rise apartment complex spitting and slapping each other
  • Alva…Simon…Theodore!
  • Alva’s got a gun
  • Do not leave notes for Peter.
  • Does Peter cry wolf?
  • Stop singing and shaking your change cup at me Subway singer
  • Misfiled! Don’t even say that…who…who did this misfile? I can’t not accept that!
  • A,B,C,D,E,F,G…Alphabetic order
  • I’ve never misfiled anything…not once!
  • …and you call yourself a psychiatrist
  • The problem with crazy people is…they don’t act crazy most of the time.
  • Mescaline…what is that?
  • Lowest on the totem Pole Alva
  • Don’t you want to use your gun Alva?
  • So he is basically pleasing himself everyday
  • The Friday morning rant of an office worker. Talking to no-one
  • oh no..he got Alva’s address
  • Alva has a lot of those dresses.
  • …it never just goes away.
  • Poor Alva …no one believes her.
  • I hate when I am having a freak out in the bathroom and someone is trying to take a dump
  • Sooner…Sooner….Sooner
  • Can’t afford the $20 dollar teeth…but paid $50 for a taxi
  • That is a lot of pigeons
  • Makeshift Leather Couch Coffin
  • Meanwhile down at the warehouse rave…dancing bra straps
  • Cage doing his best dime store Nosferatu
  • why are you acting so Cagey
  • I am like you. you are with me.
  • Spitting…so the mime’s reflect the violence in his head
  • Who the hell is Donald? the therapists husband?
  • You breaking up with me….after I sucked that broad bone dry
  • We all feel like a vampire when we see the sun after a night of partying
  • More Loews than a New York phone book
  • My girlfriend broke up with me. I’m a Vampire. Kill me
  • Disco Death? no…Ravage Rave
  • So is the Therapist real?
  • Holy shit I will be happy
  • Sharon in the waiting room
  • Dr. Love
  • rape…no… id release
  • this is my plank
  • Plank me, oh plank you

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Spooks: The Greater Good aka MI-5 (2015) – Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Dmitri! Answer the phone. ok….I’ll get it then..ya lazy Russian bum. Uh oh. It’s an out of area call…but I should still probably answer it…it could be our manly leader on vacation and he may lost another shirt. But just to be safe…I am going to use phone answering protocol number 2.

(clears throat)

Hello, Taco Bell of Moscow…how may we perforate your colon today? (pause) Oh hi Harry, oh yes this is FSB…my accent? I dropped it…I’m working the spy game now…gotta sound American. So what can I do for you Harry?

Qasim’s wife? yeah she is here. Can we return her to you? You mean like…today? Because today is no good..and I’m pretty busy next week…in fact my whole month is booked up. (Right…uh huh uh huh) So today then? OK. Say, just a hypothetical question…does she need to be alive? Right…Right…no…I totally understand…no…she is fine…just like when you dropped her off…totally fine. Not a scratch on her.

Listen…I got to go…Dmitri is choking on a chicken bone. Alright, See you then Harry. Say hi to Hagrid for me…alright bye.

Dmitri!…get a shovel…we got some digging to do. Hmm…that’s odd…I don’t remember writing Pull on my hand.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3321300/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks:_The_Greater_Good

TWITTER

Spooks: The Greater Good aka MI-5 (2015) – but what about Vass’ cat in room 58….I watched all the way through the credits…nothing…. but what about the cat.

SHOW NOTES

  • Is this Mission Impossible knock off? Nope…TV series…MI-5 is the American Marketing machine
  • What we hoped it would be….Knockoff of Mission Impossible w/ Tom Cruise but with Kit Harington….what we got…a TV series sized movie based on Spooks.
  • Saban Films as in…PowerRangers? Why you bring this international trash to our shores!
  • Meanwhile, London.
  • This very much reminds me of X-Files movie…TV gone big
  • I spy with my little eye…something wet…rain?
  • Meanwhile down London Control…Traffic Control is not doing their jorb!
  • I feel like I should know what is going on…but I am not
  • The local cops pulled our chopper!!
  • Harry…it’s hard for me to not hear Harry Potter when a Londoner says Harry
  • Beginning with…Motor bikes
  • I am not talking to you …I am talking to the CCTV
  • Ohhh…the American’s are going to be so mad
  • You do not negotiate with Terrorist…but we do!
  • Crazy Eyes!…I’m looking at your CCTV!
  • He will not let June (Jude) use her gun…no June
  • I can run as fast as you can motorbike
  • Ed should have waited…CIA is shot…
  • Finally…she got to shoot…2 shots…and she’s out
  • Hey…the American’s like Kit Harington..let’s put him in this film adaptation of the TV series
  • MiFive
  • Harry is pulling out flowers and she is putting down flowers
  • uh oh…haha…c’mon Harry…that bridge is not high enough to kill you. Maybe high enough to make you sorry you jumped.
  • Oh…Harry will be back
  • Running from the Russians.
  • Bland movie is bland
  • Liver and Onions
  • Meat Pie
  • Ruth Evershed…that sounds like a reference to someone in the TV show that I have no clue about
  • The bird gave it away
  • 3 encrypted phone calls
  • You and Harry ever talk about Berlin…when your father died…I bet that was in the TV show as well
  • Mace is a dick head
  • Find Harry….and you can ask him about Berlin yourself
  • ohhh…Southern England
  • Harry is promising more than he can deliver..
  • She doesn’t need a hospital…she needs mercy.
  • No Harry…don’t shoot her there!
  • Hey Erin is a major character from the TV Series…they just going to kill her
  • This postcard has 2 levels! nope…just messed up my postcard
  • Hannah always go with a gun. You go with gun too
  • Wear this white hoodie and carry this envelope….1.2.3.4
  • It’s 12:34!
  • Run…Run…Sprint…Drama Drama…Sprint…Glasgow…
  • Can you run like Tom Cruise? no? you run like a man…ok ok…you are hired
  • Holloway…do not go dark
  • The drunk, the mad and the dead…off the table? no way man
  • There is a mole!
  • What happened in Berlin?
  • If he went dark…why does he have a phone?
  • Harry used to stop by twice a year for a lecture and a diddling
  • Pop my collar…no one will find me now
  • Everyone gets mad about “You let him get away!!”
  • That van is an uncomfortable pink
  • I’m just going to walk this way a bit and…RUN AS FAST AS I CAN AND PARKOUR OVER MY CAR and into this house…GUN!
  • June thinks Rob Vass (partner) may be dirty.
  • Room 58 has a kitty…Rob likes his fuzzy kitty…he also has a lot of files and neat trash.
  • W78 Account prefix…that is Panama City!!
  • Souvenir…a loaded gun
  • Thames house…who is Thame? I kid…I kid.
  • Stupid June…why you get sucker punched.
  • Duuude…Rob has a big punch…put Kit through the plaster
  • He’s Dead…we can check his pulse.
  • June was all hot to shoot someone…till she shot Rob…and then she is all like…maybe he is ok.
  • oh man…Francis met a bad end
  • See my pin of my explosive vest…
  • bladder punch Harry?
  • Kit and his Man Bun
  • Harry has to protect the MI-5
  • Hey…a low security PC at a high security Facility. Let’s hack it!
  • Meanwhile, down at the Internet Cafe…look at the neon!! Harry has a old guy in a hat.
  • This machine is pre-millennial. in 2015!
  • You can do good…or you can do well.
  • Sorry Will…yeah…that’s an angle…you going to have to punch Harry real hard in the penis
  • Will’s mom has not done well since Will’s dad’s death.
  • Finally, can I drink the water? uh oh…it’s spiked!
  • Poor ole Will…Harry is a jerk face
  • Let’s make phone bombs! Let’s have a whole warehouse of phone bombs!
  • Will is a prisoner…
  • “Hey, why did I write pull on my hand? I don’t remember doing that…ooooh”
  • Will not good enough…but good enough to escape custody. Thanks June! He kept quiet about Vass…so June helped him out
  • Meanwhile in Russia…uh oh…
  • There ain’t nothing on that drive…Harry is playing you for a chump…chump
  • Harry is better than all of them…playing them against each other
  • June is a traitor? Nooo…Dangit Vass…
  • They didn’t promise anything…she just killed Rob cause they told her…even though she knew he wasn’t dirty
  • haha…Harry is convincing
  • Harry set all of this up to spend some quality training time with Will…he promised Will’s dad/mom he would keep him safe.
  • haha…Hasim’s wife is dead…for how long? They dig her up and brought here in the trunk.
  • When someone asks you to return their stuff…but you done broke it weeks earlier…you don’t bring that broke ass shit and show it to them and go…sorry. and then you put someone elses clothes on it…take some pictures and say it’s fine…it’s fine.
  • I’ll tell your whore you said goodbye
  • was it quick? 2 to the heart One for each of you…your mom and you
  • “anything?” “not a sausage.” is that a saying?
  • What a crappy sniper…you don’t shoot her in the chest…the head…always the head…also, don’t get me started on the velocity of the bullet
  • Qasim…My wife is dead…and so is my brother.
  • Nice…somebody left Harry a suicide pill?
  • Oh Harry…what would Ruth think of what you have done.
  • Man these people are master manipulators
  • Good thing Harry set a mind bomb in Will’s head…set to go off exactly when it was needed…oooh…Southwest Corner!
  • How did you make a choice like that? It’s my job
  • one week later…posioned
  • Who can tell the best lie…longest
  • So his plan is to leave her there with her niece while she bleeds out her arse!
  • Is that what got his dad killed? Wearing his wedding ring…because of Will
  • Will was not even born yet when his father died.