Passengers (2016) – Filmsack Show Notes

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This week on FilmSack we are just a couple of incredibly attractive and horny PASSENGERS, out of 5 thousand plus sleeping souls who may are may not also be horny… who knows… let’s wake them up and find out?, in the prime of our lives corkscrewing through space on a malfunctioning space ship of corporate sponsored Titanic Levels of Hubris and Hibernation awakened 90 years too early on our journey across the solar systems to a new planet that we haven’t destroyed… yet. Hold on new planet we coming as fast as this 120-year journey will take us in this SCI-FI/Romance Novel from 2016 that begs the question “what are they using for birth control in the future… that stuff is gold levels of effective.”

Anywho, yes I would like to book a one way ticket to a fresh new start. What’s that? Would I like to upgrade my meal plan from: Cold Oatmeal Jell-o Cube served on a bed of regret with a side of black coffee to the gold level meal plan…. Eggs, Bacon and Mocha Cappuccino Extreme… hell yeah I would… how much? Wow. Ok let’s stick with the “Much Regret” Plan… maybe I’ll meet a nice lady in first class and betray her trust for some Eggs and Sex.

Randy, are you going commando in that spacesuit. Ok. Then it is official. That is your spacesuit from here on out.

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BRIEF

When a malfunction awakens two passengers ninety years too early during a 120-year journey to a distant colony world, they find themselves alone aboard a massive starship. As they search for answers, they discover their situation may be far more dangerous than simple bad luck.

2016 | PG-13 | Sci-Fi/Romance/Drama | 1h 56m

LINKS

IMDB: Passengers (2016)

Wikipedia: Passengers Wiki

Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page

TVTropes: TV Tropes

WHERE TO WATCH

Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]

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SHOW NOTES

• Space Cruise
• Cool ship… PASS=NG=R
• Avalon heading to Homestead II Colony Planet.
• Crew 258 Passengers 5000
• Always auto pilot.. always unexpected debris field.
• Ship… just repairing itself… but not that one pod. 
• He is from Denver Colorado.
• 120 years in suspended animation.
• Starliner… A new world a fresh start… room to grow.
• Don’t lose your ID Band.
• Did he pay for the upgrade… why he get to wake up early… for the next 4 months.
• Learning group 38… like a good engineer.
• Here is your pink fluid. Homestead.
• PRATT SIDE BUTT.
• Just own it Jim… you got a cool jacket.
• Where is the rest of my group.
• Overpriced. Overrated.
• Keep your questions until the end.
• So why am I alone… we are all in this together… in 2016… holy shit…
• this elevator will experience a momentary lapse in gravity.
• Why am I alone?
• I need to talk to a person. A real live person.
• Welcome to the grand concourse.
• Get to the command ring.
• 5000+ people and I am all alone.
• I am the only 
• Bhatki system.
• We will arrive in 90 years and some odd weeks.
• Earth Homestead.
• I woke up. Way too soon and I don’t know how to go back to sleep.
• Message will arrive in 19 years. 55 years for return reply.
• Who wants to sleep on a beautiful day like this.
• Oh you are a robot… Android bartender.
• Hibernation Pods are fail-safe.
• It is not possible for you to be here. Well I am.
• Mocha Cappuccino Extreme.
• Guess I will just have to figure out how to fix my Hibernation pod myself. Oh shit. I fucked up… that didn’t work. Get me out!
• I am getting into the crew room. Even if I have to tear this ship.
• Why are you always polishing that glass.
• Not in the right place.
• Take a break from worrying about what you can’t control and live a little.
• Time to grow my beard
• Who me… just walking around the ship with my ass out in abject frustration.
• I am lonely. I will now dance with this spacesuit.
• Would he run out all the power if he is just farting around in space for 90years.
• So lonely… in space… with 5K+ people right here.
• For another thrilling experience.
• Time to take a spacewalk sans space suit.
• ooh loook… it is a pretty sleeping lady… might as well screw your chances as well.
• Aurora is a writer.
• 120 years to get there.
• The sleeping girl.
• You get to fly to another planet but you die along the way and you meet the perfect woman.
• Would you make that wish?
• Let’s strand this lady here with me.
• No more Aurora talk. 
• Shaving off my beard… then I wake up the pretty lady in the sleep chamber.
• Yeah… wake up the writer.. dumbass… wake up someone who can help you get back to hibernating. I know you can’t reach the crew… but if you did wake up a few peeps… you could do that.
• Time to lie my ass off.
• You too? You woke up early too? weird.
• I have been awake for a year and 3 weeks…
• I can’t find my pod.
• So the ship doesn’t have an option to put yourself back to sleep.
• I’ll walk you to your cabin… to protect me from what? Space.
• She is a Gold Class Passenger. He is a Cold Oatmeal Block Passenger.
• Everybody tries to break into the crew room.
• Things are slowly failing.
• New File, Voyage.
• a 1000 meters long.
• He is a mechanic.
• Traveling forever.
• You were the first hibernation failure.
• Were you running away from something.
• Back on Earth when something fixes you just replace it.
• Can’t slogans be true.
• 20% of your wages go to company.
• Round trip ticket. 250 years in the future. 
• How lucky for you guys that you are on a ship of 5000 attractive people?
• For a minute I almost forgot my life was in ruins.
• Slowly failing in love with your mechanic
• She is going Commando in her spacesuit. Well.. that spacesuit is hers now.
• Is this a magnetic boots off moment?
• They gonna make the little most attractive space babies
• and like every good relationship where you doom someone to your same fate.
• We plan our futures like we are the captains of our fate.
• For the first time in her life she feels like she is not alone.
• Attention you may want to make your way to a viewing area. A red giant… lets do it!
• Oh geez. Androids are so literal. “There are no secrets between me and Jim.” foook
• I remember this day a year ago. He spent months deciding on whether to wake you up or not.
• Did you wake me up? How could you do it. I tried not to.
• Betrayed by the only person you know.
• Is this a bad time for me to ask if you would like to marry me.
• Go ahead… bash my head.
• I was so alone for so long I felt like I was disappearing.
• I’m using the PA system to explain my betrayal. Suck it.
• Diagnostic failure.
• I envy you Arthur. You have a purpose.
• Broken hearts aren’t that simple.
• Tuesdays are my days with Arthur. It is Wednesday.
• You were never happy here. I hope you find someone or something.
• Are you soiling my barstool.
• I made you a tree.
• Gold Class Breakfast. Enjoy your crotch blow cereal.
• Who the hell planted a tree on my ship.
• They said it couldn’t happen.
• Now that you are in. Don’t touch anything.
• The drowning man will always try to drag somebody down with him. It ain’t right… but
• Trope. Coughing up blood.. He sick… inside.
• This pool lost gravity!!  Oh man… what a shitty way to drown.
• Everything is thinking too hard.
• Cascade failure. Great. Now we are stranded on a sinking ship.
• 612 Disorders found. Your end of life transition is already on the way. Here take these pills to ease your suffering.
• Lawrence Fishburne should have taken those stupid pills.
• You look magnificent. Ladies love the dress blues.
• Time to wake up some people.
• Arthur is beating himself up. Gotta save Arthur.
• Something broken. Something big.
• We are looking for wrong.
• A hole in the ship.
• The reactor control computer.
• There are replacement parts for everything…. but not my heart.
• Pump it again.
• Or… go outside
• Jim come back to me. I can’t live on this ship without you.
• That is one hot handle.. that hot handle is too hot to handle.
• Oowie arm metal shard.
• Now he is extra alone.
• I wish we had met in 90 years. I would build you a house. I would read your book. It would be great.
• I will drag your ass back to the med bay and make you live… you jerk. OVERRIDE ON MY AUTHORITY….. numbers I can’t remember.
• Stupid movie playing with my emotions.
• He is alive… but brain dead.
• the load is too heavy.
• The Autodoc can hibernate you… but there is only one… but you said there were replacement parts for everything.
• Make another one.
• Maybe they could take turns. Split the difference.
• Randy, took you long enough to ask.
• Hell of a life.
• 88 years later.
• A lot happened while you slept.
• A friend once said: You can’t get so hung up on where you’d rather be that you forget to make the most of where you are.
• So they didn’t make any babies to strand there with them? Never got to see them grow old.