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INTRO
Oh hi,
It’s the end of the world as we know it…..and I feel brine’d… like this pickle we find ourselves in…which reminds me, would you like a pickle from my pocket? No? It’s still warm! Not a selling point? Ok, I’ll save it for later… and then we’ll just see how you feel about a pickle from my pocket. A pocket pickle. Oh grow up.
Also, the good news is….if there is any good news…. that no matter how sweaty I get down there…. you’ll never know if this pickle is any saltier because of it’s ride in my pocket verses how salty it would have been had it came straight from the jar… That’s the power of the pocket pickle!
Ok ok, enough about the pickle! Let’s get onto the intro. Oh, I’m out of time?! Fine. Shortened intro: Doctor Gor-don bring me my Boobie Slave so she may bring me my Mingo-Phone. Oh… I have goosebumps… nope that’s just pickle juice running down my leg!
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film)
2012 (2009) – Push the button. Don’t push the button. Whatever. Read my new blog. Period Two spaces. #RandyGoNuts2012
SHOW NOTES
- but it is 2009!
- Earth. Saturn. Planets. Sun….solar flares!
- All good disaster movies start abroad!
- India – Fish Curry
- How deep do we need to go….apparently…really ? 11 Thousand Feet!
- Why is it so hot so deep put your Indian but to sleep
- Highest Neutrino Count
- Like an old hot man 11 Thousand feet below the surface of India.
- It was always the Earth’s Core with disaster movies for a while.
- Meanwhile in Washington.
- It’s a black tie event…not a 600 dollar jacket party
- Let me guess…National Geology Crisis…chuckle chuckle snort snort.
- Meanwhile in British Columbia (2010)
- 6 months prior. I wasn’t buying it…now I am…
- Meanwhile in Tibet…we have jobs for you all!
- Meanwhile in London (2011) I have a large family!
- Meanwhile in Paris….da Mona Lisa is replicated!
- 21st of December 2012 is coming.
- Meanwhile in LA Cusack is a dead man.
- Yeah Randy…I’m sick of these mini-shakes!
- Trope…new douche husband…who will probably turn out to be an alright kind of a guy but will soon be out of the picture.
- Let’s go to Yellowstone kids! Camping and a Limo.
- We have been following your schedule…your schedule is wrong.
- The Presidents daughter…she is about to have a bad day
- “Don’t you see the signs” – The Kid asks
- Suddenly…a helicopter appears and the US Army
- Woody Harrelson’s trekking snack of choice is giant pickles.
- Leaving Atlantis book?
- A book within a movie about the thing in the book
- The earth’s crust is destabilizing.
- The book caused the divorce…
- Pickled everything.
- The Market…Boom…The Economy…Boom! These guys…Boom! Boom!
- The new guy is a boob man…you get it for free
- Baked Ruffles…it is the end of the world
- 422 copies of the book?
- Talk about your Illuminati…all these heads of states have similar setups on the Brady bunch screen
- Yuri is all like…leave this world behind…
- How come the mosquitoes just ate up the kids.
- Gordon touches boobs all day…you can’t compete with that.
- How is he late for work if he brought the kids home early
- The twins!
- “We have tickets to go on a big ship…we will live and you will die.”
- An Arnold look alike.
- I can’t believe they wouldn’t save Arnold
- 2 old bags in a car….thank goodness for the 2 old bags
- Randy’s Donuts
- This is an impossible task of disaster navigation.
- 10.9 quake.
- The pilot is dead!
- Gordon…you are the guy…trust me…you are the guy.
- I love how people falling 1000s of feet are honking their horns. Beeep Beeeep!
- The earth is like “Get off me”
- This part makes it human. Give me a double…I am going to sing the blues
- Guard the ship and I am going to go talk to the pirate.
- Fly birdies!
- “I have goosebumps people! and pickle juice in my pant. I wish you could see what I am seeing!”
- Cusack’s only answer to obstacles is…more gas and hold on!
- Wow…that’s a big plane…it’s Russian.
- This is the 3rd bad takeoff.
- C’mon baby…lift your big arse for Sasha
- The tiny Eiffle Tower in Vegas
- This Tibetian Chicken is like…just get it over with lady!
- A Russian plane full of exotic cars.
- The subtle forces of nature that turn catastrophic.
- Prophetic ending after prophetic ending.
- Have you changed since our divorce? Tunnel Vision!
- I love him enough…
- Promise we won’t die…or at least you won’t know I was lying
- Ladies stay down stairs…us men will go upstairs and do the man thing…you watch the kids.
- Sasha is the best. Sasha is a sexy beast with his sacrifice and sexy accent. Also, Russian Catholic? Sasha has spectacular death.
- Wait…you taking them animals and not me! I’m worth a giraffe!
- He has a red card.
- An ice cream cone for every book he read.
- Is it green card or red card…I thought he said red
- So many convenient meetings
- The women and children as always napping.
- Ship 3 is good enough….get on it.
- Always punching people to get what he wants Yuri
- They aren’t spaceships…they are arcs! But no one would have come to see…modern day arcs movie
- Boat 3 must have been capable of holding a lot of people.
- Caesar the dog…he’s coming…somebody is always going back for the dog.
- She almost lost that birdie finger
- Button Boy…worst job on the arc. Push the button…don’t you dare! I’M PUSHING THE BUTTON!
- The leaders of the ships are letting the people in.
- Yay! We bought a Zoo on the arc of doom.
- Cusack has a Robin or Batgirl moment…who do you save…Gordon or the other guy!
- A bowl full of pedals.
- We see a lot of people “die” but you know some of those people lived for a bit..
- He finally lost it. I’ve been patient with you people…but now we are all dead
- This was not a good plan…all these ships so close together.
- Suicide mission! Doing it.
- Now stay here guy.
- Gordon is dead…but that’s ok…she has a backup plan.
- So for 2012 they just made all disaster movies into one. But they forgot towering inferno!
- Cover your ears…
- Oh geez…really we gonna do the let’s wait and see if he shows up scene?
- yay! we did it…we lived…
- Poor booby man. He did all the hard work and did all the dying
- Day 27, Month 1, 0000
- We all have relatives in Wisconsin. The South Pole?
- 4, 6, and 7 made it.
- Those arcs seem sorta dirty.
- Cape of Good hope probably never even sunk.
- So the Europeans and American’s are invading southern Africa?
INTRO
oh hi,
….and in this corner, weighing in at an astounding 425 pound and full of glistening Mongolian Beef…. it is MongoThe Manglerrrr….. and His opponent, now cowering in the other corner …with no honor, weighing in at a paltry 150 pounds a real jackass of a guy and a dude what makes faces that could be described best as constipated. It’s America Guy.
Now let’s get ready to….Nope… Wait! Player 3 enters the ring! Weighing in at 2 ducks and a chicken is the master of the two finger neck nap. It’s Too Old for this shit guy! Well, things just got interesting! and it’s over. That’s too bad.
Well, I’ve been your announcer guy and to answer your first question. I’ll have the chicken.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2238032/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skiptrace_(film)
Skiptrace (2016) – Like a two finger neck nap from Jackie Chan. Also, Not the brief nudity we asked for…but the brief nudity we deserve.
SHOW NOTES
- Jackie Ass Chan Ville
- Saban! Thanks Rangers
- Sparkle Roll Media. Sparkly Roll!!
- The Matador is the bad guy.
- Take this watch…so my daughter will remember me. Jump pop!
- Pulp Comic intro
- Who let Johnny Knoxville pick the soundtrack?
- Nine Years later…still Hong Kong.
- I’m the real thang…
- Bennie Chan…what a departure.
- Handsome Willie in the house!
- Lingerie to the face and knuckles to the neck = Jackie Neck Pinch.
- Doberman is foiled with a tennis ball.
- Doberman out!
- Jackie Chan and his damn ladders…Ladder fu
- NOOO…Not the watch! wait…it has a leather band? I thought it had a steel band….and I thought he was supposed to give it to the guys daughter.
- Not the brief nudity we asked for…but the brief nudity we deserve
- Dang Police Drug Raid.
- Victor Wong is the Matador…who runs the Hong Kong Underworld.
- Even in Hong Kong the police chief is an over-stressed dick.
- Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia…a jackass
- Russian code…bowling for jackasses
- Johnny Knoxville doing The Notebook
- The Houses and the Porsche and the other Porsche.
- “To answer your first question. I’ll have the chicken.”
- A real lady’s man…scammer
- Fat guy is easy to hate when he is being a dick to his kid.
- Macau!
- Johnny Knoxville does a pretty good “Taken by beauty” face.
- A flavor you would never suspect that would be so tasty
- Lady lady is running from her boss boss?
- Gross Asparagus pee flush
- Crash Fu…that is what Knoxville has.
- Alpaca Taser
- Shotgun Wedding…Bowling Alley Wedding.
- haha…Jackie Chan finally grew into his old man run.
- Were there any stunt doubles in this movie?
- Hog tied Knoxville
- Delayed ball damage
- “Who is this man?”
- That is no girl…she is a woman.
- A factory full of Russian nesting dolls
- Trojan is the manufacturer stamp?
- Knoxville likes them Goat Nuts
- Taser water shock
- If he didn’t unlock the phone right away he may be screwed.
- Is Knoxville the hero in this movie?
- 3 wheeled scooter thing
- Hit him in the ding ding
- He is an honorable person. Very highly valued.
- Mongolia
- This is a road trip across Asia? Mostly just Mongolia
- Fiance 9 years ago. before the partner death.
- Rolling in the deep.
- All you have to do is charge a phone in the middle of nowhere.
- Horse apples! Horse taking a shit in a scene…we are keeping that.
- The Chinese have a lot of sayings.
- Alpaca Drama
- The Russian foils that always manages to anti-save Knoxville
- Pig Skin Float
- Jackie Chan can’t swim
- Take down the Matador…
- That kid gave them a faulty wish
- Geez man…even after your partner died and trusted his daughter to you…you still are more concerned with the Matador.
- Mud Festival…good for harvest.
- How do they keep finding us?
- What kind of popcorn contraption is that?
- The singing bridge…YOU SHALL NOT PASS
- That is some terrible green screen
- Easy on the ding ding
- ahh…Alpaca is his dream..
- 2 finger pressure nap
- He never told him about his parents.
- Try the other thumb!! Try the other thumb!!
- haha! her father was the Matador?
- what! She is like a kid! you can’t ask her out.
- That phone has one job.. to show a QR Code to a laptop
- acid and cocaine
- was the watch a tracker?
- Why is he knocking on the door…she can’t hear him
- What a dysfunctional family….a cop and his crooked partner raise a daughter and come together to save the daughter…honor
- A wise man once said….
- uh oh…unibrow baby
INTRO
oh hi,
and oh yeah it’s true…the great splicer spliced me with bad movies so I could find joy in even the crappiest of films..films where people with more sense might just toss their popcorn and leave. I know, I know time is the most precious commodity in the universe but here I am every week sucking on rotten tomatoes for hours at a time and proclaiming them to be the best the universe has to offer. Maybe it’s in my genes.
Take this week’s movie for instance…it has a flying jet-booted test-tube dog-man from space skyjacking spindly occasionally-visible always-naked roswell grays from the skies over Chicago for close to 10 minutes straight…well you may think…nah…I’d rather be cleaning the toilet…well I thought…woah! who’s got time to clean the toilet…pass me the popcorn…but hey wash your hands first ya
Also, who in their right mind would ever splice an elephant to make a starship pilot…he would be trumpeting all over the place…I don’t need that kind of drama on my bridge or in the non-existent starship toilet room… Phhhhttlll … Congratulations and my deepest condolences on your bowel movement Mr. Elephant Man.
LINKS
Jupiter Ascending (2015) – Please make Sean Bean a Bee so he can fly far far away from this movie. Sean Bee! Dangit Scott…You know what…I am just going to give it to Gleb’s crew.
SHOW NOTES
- Is this that alien movie
- Part Nudity…oh no..Magic Mikes
- Technically Speaking…I’m an alien
- That is a lot of baby belly…Vasoline!
- Over my dead body…name her Jupiter…she dead
- Jupiter is THE planet
- That was a pretty fast home invasion
- Born in the House of Leo
- gross she pushed me out too…on a container…in the ocean.
- Born in the house of Leo
- Stalin’s Frozen Balls!
- The problem with Astrology…total bullshit
- She cleaning for a living. and it’s always toilets.
- Have you ever seen a harvest? Quite humane..
- Planetary Marbles…earth worth the most..trade ya
- U-Pah-Tur
- Uh oh..she hates her life…that means the Planet gods are going to come and make it better by Harvesting her.
- Lyncancant…Skyjacker…the boots.
- Bounty Hunters…with cloaking tech
- Let me sniff this legal paper…yep…I can see the past.
- Jet boots….time to fire ’em up.
- Hover board boots…speeder bikes…all the cool future tech
- “Do you trust me?” no
- Jupiter’s Storm is a city.
- Valem likes to fly naked.
- It’s the rat people.
- We have a name…the universe works just like investigation on earth
- Them some scary aliens
- I will give it to Gleb’s crew
- Harvesting Eggs..People on planets…queen eating eggs
- She is pretending to be someone else
- Spider monkey Aliens
- Only good news in here where I float around with the laughing ladies
- Wolf and Human made
- Keepers are scary
- Terrsies
- Flying jet booted test tube wolf man from space skyjacking naked spider monkey gray aliens
- His name is Caine Wise…like Canine…uh hu hu hu
- That is the biggest pad I have ever seen
- She is someone special..Jupiter
- Sean …he is already dead
- Is he spliced with bees
- I need some heal spray
- ha…Bees can detect royalty
- Trying to get Sean Bean his Wings
- She is a recurrence
- Vladie – Cousin bought a ton of electronics with his egg money
- He was born a runt and he has no pack…he is a lone wolf
- The splicer (creator) loved bees…that is why he is part bee
- Ouch Concussion gun
- Mr. Knight…the rat splice
- Abraxis is people
- Entering into the Genetic Age
- are you a vampire race?
- 14 thousand years old.
- Just a roller bladding shirtless spaceman.
- Time is the most precious community in the universe
- “In case I am reincarnated…I leave all my shit to me.”
- All you have to do is close your eyes to all the horror and you can have everything royal girl.
- Please call me Jupe…oh hi Stinger…what the hell am I talking about!
- Portaling can be rough on the royal bowels
- Headed to the hall of titles
- genomegineering
- Maybe it’s my genes.
- They already said Mom had terrible luck in love…still in the recurrence
- Clownfish ship
- Intergalactic Advocate Bob here to assist you to the ascension process.
- This is Revenue Request…not Revenue Review
- A hodgepodge of all the SciFi you can imagine
- Congratulations and my deepest condolences
- Nectar…they are like bees…space bees pollinating the galaxy and then harvesting
- 100 human beings per container
- OMG…that is a vile of 100 people you dropped!
- What! Will you marry me! But you are my child!
- Weird ass short armed T-Rex Soldiers with their weird arms.
- You better chase down those compressed space suits
- You don’t treat your cousin like chicken.
- A fairy tale in space!
- The classic…does anyone have anything to say before we wed these chumps.
- Jupiter Jones keeps making poor choices
- Having an elephant splice as a pilot is probably a bad idea if flying requires great effort…BLAAT
- Human Society is a pyramid scheme
- This guy is the Crispin Glover of space
- 2 royals falling…falling…royals don’t plummet to their death
- You told me you hated your life. I am not your mother!!
- U-Pit-Tur…get up and make the coffee
- Half Wolf-Half Man-Half Winged Beast
INTRO
oh hi,
Dmitri! Answer the phone. ok….I’ll get it then..ya lazy Russian bum. Uh oh. It’s an out of area call…but I should still probably answer it…it could be our manly leader on vacation and he may lost another shirt. But just to be safe…I am going to use phone answering protocol number 2.
(clears throat)
Hello, Taco Bell of Moscow…how may we perforate your colon today? (pause) Oh hi Harry, oh yes this is FSB…my accent? I dropped it…I’m working the spy game now…gotta sound American. So what can I do for you Harry?
Qasim’s wife? yeah she is here. Can we return her to you? You mean like…today? Because today is no good..and I’m pretty busy next week…in fact my whole month is booked up. (Right…uh huh uh huh) So today then? OK. Say, just a hypothetical question…does she need to be alive? Right…Right…no…I totally understand…no…she is fine…just like when you dropped her off…totally fine. Not a scratch on her.
Listen…I got to go…Dmitri is choking on a chicken bone. Alright, See you then Harry. Say hi to Hagrid for me…alright bye.
Dmitri!…get a shovel…we got some digging to do. Hmm…that’s odd…I don’t remember writing Pull on my hand.
LINKS
Spooks: The Greater Good aka MI-5 (2015) – but what about Vass’ cat in room 58….I watched all the way through the credits…nothing…. but what about the cat.
SHOW NOTES
- Is this Mission Impossible knock off? Nope…TV series…MI-5 is the American Marketing machine
- What we hoped it would be….Knockoff of Mission Impossible w/ Tom Cruise but with Kit Harington….what we got…a TV series sized movie based on Spooks.
- Saban Films as in…PowerRangers? Why you bring this international trash to our shores!
- Meanwhile, London.
- This very much reminds me of X-Files movie…TV gone big
- I spy with my little eye…something wet…rain?
- Meanwhile down London Control…Traffic Control is not doing their jorb!
- I feel like I should know what is going on…but I am not
- The local cops pulled our chopper!!
- Harry…it’s hard for me to not hear Harry Potter when a Londoner says Harry
- Beginning with…Motor bikes
- I am not talking to you …I am talking to the CCTV
- Ohhh…the American’s are going to be so mad
- You do not negotiate with Terrorist…but we do!
- Crazy Eyes!…I’m looking at your CCTV!
- He will not let June (Jude) use her gun…no June
- I can run as fast as you can motorbike
- Ed should have waited…CIA is shot…
- Finally…she got to shoot…2 shots…and she’s out
- Hey…the American’s like Kit Harington..let’s put him in this film adaptation of the TV series
- MiFive
- Harry is pulling out flowers and she is putting down flowers
- uh oh…haha…c’mon Harry…that bridge is not high enough to kill you. Maybe high enough to make you sorry you jumped.
- Oh…Harry will be back
- Running from the Russians.
- Bland movie is bland
- Liver and Onions
- Meat Pie
- Ruth Evershed…that sounds like a reference to someone in the TV show that I have no clue about
- The bird gave it away
- 3 encrypted phone calls
- You and Harry ever talk about Berlin…when your father died…I bet that was in the TV show as well
- Mace is a dick head
- Find Harry….and you can ask him about Berlin yourself
- ohhh…Southern England
- Harry is promising more than he can deliver..
- She doesn’t need a hospital…she needs mercy.
- No Harry…don’t shoot her there!
- Hey Erin is a major character from the TV Series…they just going to kill her
- This postcard has 2 levels! nope…just messed up my postcard
- Hannah always go with a gun. You go with gun too
- Wear this white hoodie and carry this envelope….1.2.3.4
- It’s 12:34!
- Run…Run…Sprint…Drama Drama…Sprint…Glasgow…
- Can you run like Tom Cruise? no? you run like a man…ok ok…you are hired
- Holloway…do not go dark
- The drunk, the mad and the dead…off the table? no way man
- There is a mole!
- What happened in Berlin?
- If he went dark…why does he have a phone?
- Harry used to stop by twice a year for a lecture and a diddling
- Pop my collar…no one will find me now
- Everyone gets mad about “You let him get away!!”
- That van is an uncomfortable pink
- I’m just going to walk this way a bit and…RUN AS FAST AS I CAN AND PARKOUR OVER MY CAR and into this house…GUN!
- June thinks Rob Vass (partner) may be dirty.
- Room 58 has a kitty…Rob likes his fuzzy kitty…he also has a lot of files and neat trash.
- W78 Account prefix…that is Panama City!!
- Souvenir…a loaded gun
- Thames house…who is Thame? I kid…I kid.
- Stupid June…why you get sucker punched.
- Duuude…Rob has a big punch…put Kit through the plaster
- He’s Dead…we can check his pulse.
- June was all hot to shoot someone…till she shot Rob…and then she is all like…maybe he is ok.
- oh man…Francis met a bad end
- See my pin of my explosive vest…
- bladder punch Harry?
- Kit and his Man Bun
- Harry has to protect the MI-5
- Hey…a low security PC at a high security Facility. Let’s hack it!
- Meanwhile, down at the Internet Cafe…look at the neon!! Harry has a old guy in a hat.
- This machine is pre-millennial. in 2015!
- You can do good…or you can do well.
- Sorry Will…yeah…that’s an angle…you going to have to punch Harry real hard in the penis
- Will’s mom has not done well since Will’s dad’s death.
- Finally, can I drink the water? uh oh…it’s spiked!
- Poor ole Will…Harry is a jerk face
- Let’s make phone bombs! Let’s have a whole warehouse of phone bombs!
- Will is a prisoner…
- “Hey, why did I write pull on my hand? I don’t remember doing that…ooooh”
- Will not good enough…but good enough to escape custody. Thanks June! He kept quiet about Vass…so June helped him out
- Meanwhile in Russia…uh oh…
- There ain’t nothing on that drive…Harry is playing you for a chump…chump
- Harry is better than all of them…playing them against each other
- June is a traitor? Nooo…Dangit Vass…
- They didn’t promise anything…she just killed Rob cause they told her…even though she knew he wasn’t dirty
- haha…Harry is convincing
- Harry set all of this up to spend some quality training time with Will…he promised Will’s dad/mom he would keep him safe.
- haha…Hasim’s wife is dead…for how long? They dig her up and brought here in the trunk.
- When someone asks you to return their stuff…but you done broke it weeks earlier…you don’t bring that broke ass shit and show it to them and go…sorry. and then you put someone elses clothes on it…take some pictures and say it’s fine…it’s fine.
- I’ll tell your whore you said goodbye
- was it quick? 2 to the heart One for each of you…your mom and you
- “anything?” “not a sausage.” is that a saying?
- What a crappy sniper…you don’t shoot her in the chest…the head…always the head…also, don’t get me started on the velocity of the bullet
- Qasim…My wife is dead…and so is my brother.
- Nice…somebody left Harry a suicide pill?
- Oh Harry…what would Ruth think of what you have done.
- Man these people are master manipulators
- Good thing Harry set a mind bomb in Will’s head…set to go off exactly when it was needed…oooh…Southwest Corner!
- How did you make a choice like that? It’s my job
- one week later…posioned
- Who can tell the best lie…longest
- So his plan is to leave her there with her niece while she bleeds out her arse!
- Is that what got his dad killed? Wearing his wedding ring…because of Will
- Will was not even born yet when his father died.
INTRO
Oh hi,
You know…they say we can only access 20% of our brains…here…take this breath mint… it will let you access 100% of your fresh breath and cost like… 8 cents a pop. NOW you are Limitless. Go forth and make the love, clean your house and make some spreadsheets…not necessarily in that order…YOU will conquer the world you minty smooth talker you! Don’t do drugs.
Oh, are you back already? Yeah those mints only last like 10 minutes tops…but don’t worry…I have a whole baggy of mints for like $8 bucks…You just have to chain suck a mint every 10 minutes to keep being limitless…oh did I forget that part? Well shit breath them are the breaks. Don’t do drugs.
Now go forth with this bag of mints… make the love, buy a suit and become a hot shot day trader! You are limitless. Also, I think you are only accessing like 5% of your brain…it’s like you everything you know if from crappy movies..Don’t do drugs!
LINKS
Limitless (2011) – Like a designer drug pocket built into your fancy tailored suit…kinda neat…but not very useful. Don’t do drugs.
SHOW NOTES
- Clonk…Clonk
- Obviously I miscalculated a few things…
- Let me start at the climax……WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
- Ultimate environment zoom in
- NEIL BURGE!
- The first time he….delete…delete…don’t leave the room…he left the room.
- Hey…it’s the ex brother-in-law!
- He used to be a dealer…now doing legit drugs?
- we can only access 20% of our brain. 100% access
- designer drugs….800 bucks a pop. Sounds like my Nexium
- Don’t do drugs.
- I do not think I would want to fire up 100% of my brain…I can barely take the 20%
- yep…what do you do with your enhanced brain power? diddle the landlords wife…and clean up your apartment. Ya slob
- Is that the best he can do with 100%
- I doubt you would be more focused if you were using 100% of your brain…as a matter of fact I’m pretty sure you would be a puddle.
- Life would suck after the best day ever.
- Vernon got a face pounding
- NZT48
- Verne is so dead….better grab that putter and hide
- Look in Verne’s pants. You only need one and then you can figure the rest.
- Play the Holy music…he found it.
- This cop ain’t buying what you selling
- What would you do? What would you do? Let me ask again…. What would you do?
- Inception zooms.
- Surge of motivation as well.
- Those pills are limited…
- Math became useful and fun.
- Girls love a smart man.
- It’s more about organization
- If you were super smart would that mean you could play the stock market? If it were just trends and patterns then anyone could make money
- Why do Ukrainians always have money.
- Here is your greasy bag of money.
- Upping the dose! are you crazy? you better figure out how to make some more fool.
- What can you do for Carl Van Bloom? What can Carl Van Loon do for you?
- ohh…self improvement month.
- RZT makes you horny baby!
- How could she fall in love with a guy who is 2 different people?
- Medication…Fine…Keep your secrets.
- Van Loon? Van Broom?
- I don’t know if accessing everything you have seen on TV about fighting will help you win a fight.
- His libido has taken over? He is accessing 100% of his ego? 100% of his penis?
- Why does a bad trip on this medicine sound like a fax. He lost 18 hours of his life.
- He had maybe a 90 day supply…then he started doubling up
- Eddie picked a bad day to go off NZT
- So this is a Jeckle and Hyde story?
- There it is…Puke scene.
- How come none of the NZTers were not blowing up?
- haha….You are calling the guy who is stalking you …poorly…he’s obviously not on NZT. Hello? New phone…who dis?
- How many taxi drivers are going to “just go” if you yell “just go”
- Melissa…you look like shit…
- I stopped taking and…and I got stupid.
- Burnout!
- You got to taper off the NZT bruh
- Smartest guy in the world while on NZT and never uses those smarts to figure out Verne’s sources.
- Check? Check? I only take money in dirty paper bags…Got to give…
- What a funny way to take a pill… Vitamins and Aspirin….smack my neck.
- You bastid! You hid it in my house…you Conk Shell you…holy hell..that is a big bag…is it multiplying itself?
- Well that would suck…try to help a lady out…get stabbed
- Eddie is just getting everyone addicted.
- Comes on in 30 seconds.
- everybody is NZTd out of their minds.
- running on ice with a knife?
- I would be super pissed if someone used my daughter as a knife. “What tha hell!”
- So if they are both on NZT will the make crazy NZT monkey sex?
- His Blackouts were due to alcohol and lack of eating?
- 3 tier security system…a fortress with a view.
- A line up of Bradley Coopers
- Van Loon
- Classic Smart Person Mistake…thinking no one is smarter than you
- Somebody took your fancy jacket pills.
- Don’t open the box!! he opened the box..what’s in the box Eddie?
- Morris is chumping you…chump Your lawyer plays all sides
- Later phase NZT apparently does not prompt you to keep a clean fortress
- No service in your fortress…how stupid can you be.
- Ok…here we are…22 minutes left.
- Russians take pills and shoot up weird.
- Googling on NZT..bad idea
- Crazy Cooper
- Yep…this will trump puke town for Scott
- Pretty sure that is not how NZT works.
- omg…to get poked in the eye with a needle…you would think a one-eyed man would be more cautious with his one eye…
- if you are blinded…and you know there are 2 other people in a room…one friend and one foe…why would you shoot at all.
- 12 months later.
- Gimmie Some Morra
- ChemCorp Pharm…uh oh.
- NZT apparently doesn’t make you smart.
- End of movie Flex.
- Being smart does not make you charming.