INTRO
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This week on Filmsack we ask the question, “hey mister, what’s wrong with your boy, why’s he screaming like that, did he shut the car door on his testicles or sumptin? Oh, he was born that-a-way and he can scream for hours over life’s tiniest infractions? Boy, do I feel that. So not the testicle thing then? Alright. Hey, didn’t you guys come in here with a woman-wife. Oh there she goes running down the street. Wave goodbye to mommy young man. Say, that is not how you wave kid.
Look mister, don’t you worry none. I’m sure your boy will be juuuusst fine… what with his attention to details and outburst of violence he’ll probably end laundering money as THE ACCOUNTANT for the mob or some such-ness” at least that is what we can take from this week’s 2016 Action Packed Thriller that proves Autism can be a super power and most importantly help make sure that all that training you did to be Batman in those other films didn’t go to waste. I’m Autism.
Anywho, as I prepare for my nightly routine of getting ready for bed by turning my bedroom into a rave… complete with drugs, flashing lights, obscenely loud music and a smooth shin rubbing stick to help me feel something… anything…. I can’t help but think…. I wonder what my brother has been up to since mom and dad died? I bet it ain’t good.
Randy, I need to finish. Oh, I just finished. Ok.
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BRIEF
A brilliant autistic accountant with a secret life as a lethal assassin works for dangerous criminal organizations while trying to stay ahead of a Treasury Department investigation. When he takes on a legitimate robotics company client, the numbers stop adding up and the body count starts rising.
2016 | R | Action/Thriller | 2h 8m
LINKS
IMDB: The Accountant (2016)
Wikipedia: The Accountant Wiki
Rotten Tomatoes: RT Page
TVTropes: TV Tropes
WHERE TO WATCH
Streaming: [Check availability on JustWatch]
TRAILER/CLIPS
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The Accountant (2016) – Like John Wick… but instead of killing your dog the mob won’t send you the proper forms you need to finish your taxes. #I’mTaxMan
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SHOW NOTES
- Straight to gunshots. We can’t see who! That means it is gonna be a who-dunit… better get a look at those shoes.
- It’s the jacket! Of an accountant!
- Puzzle pieces. It is called Stiming… stimulation
- What does he have? I don’t do labels. Fabric sensitivity.
- Someone’s else’s child is a challenge… when it is yours… it is a problem.
- My husband is in the army…
- The world is not a sensory friend place.
- Can he stay for the summer? No charge… no deal.
- His little brother is his only friend.
- I need to finish!! I can’t find the last piece!!
- If you stop screaming. I’ll give you the last piece.
- I put this puzzle together… upside down… Muhamad Ali
- Jabberwocky… the RV
- 300 square feet…. I can help you get this tax stuff under control…
- putting the Anal in Analyst
- Those files are sealed. I’m bribing you to be an agent.
- Do you like puzzles?
- An Accountant, A Accountant, The Accountant
- Does the job and survives
- He has 7 months to retirement
- Resolution of this case or we update your photo.
- Accountant vs Analyst.
- 3 pancakes, 3 eggs, 3 Bacons.
- Down will come baby… cradle and all.
- I can only sleep with in an environment suitable for a rav and my leg rubbing stick. Mommy don’t go
- Mom is out…
- Where do you live? In a storage rental inside of a RV filled with Cash and Guns and paintings
- Heavy Sigh. Let the Pollock go!
- I don’t discuss client business.
- Same spot… why do you let me hit you in the same spot.
- What do you want Randy Jordan.
- yes thank you Dana Cummins
- I don’t eat donuts.
- Headshot Headshot
- Ravenite Social Club
- What do you have to hit to bend a steel thermos
- I have a pocket protector
- This is how I flirt. Have a nice day.
- I have to blow my finger tips.
- I go through a lot of markers.
- Give me a conference room. 15 years of financial data. and 2 boxes of big fat markers and I’ll show you a good time
- I didn’t touch that old man.
- Where’s the money coming from?
- Nerds gonna nerd
- You administrate your own insulin induced death.
- Hey hey hey… those are my numbers… why are you cleaning off my numbers.
- I need to finish… come on man.. you don’t understand… I got issues.
- I need at least 15 minutes of leg rolling… or the knee gets it.
- ok… that’s it… I need to shoot some cantaloupes
- Sir… I think I’ve beaten up your kids enough for today.
- Who brings a knife to a belt fight.
- I need a handler.
- only the trailer. She is not your problem.
- I ain’t answering a no caller ID
- We should go.
- Return 64 million dollars
- I found your money, collectibles and guns.
- America Airstream.
- I do not live here… this is a storage unit. that would be weird.
- Randy, why are you prepared for this.
- She went to school for art. The payoff.
- Is that sarcasm.
- Solomon Grundy
- Trauma Fragile X
- Autism. Lack of Eye Contact.
- He makes too much Eye contact.
- They really had to sell his
- Psychological operations.
- I trained with specialist. I moved 34 times.
- I have a high functioning level of Autism.
- Crazy Eddie Electronics
- Let me guess. It’s his brother?
- Wolff with 2 F’s
- ZZZ Accounting.
- Paul’s Laundromat… are you kidding me.
- Ha. The agent is his dad. The other killer is his brother… this is going to wrap up real nice.
- Victim or not. Make a decision.
- You’re different. Sooner or later different scare people.
- These are my utensils. There are my suits.
- I was old 10 years ago.
- Funky Cold Medina
- I’m a treasury agent. I got 2 kids… grown… yes yes… they are all grown up. Yeah. I’ve been a good dad. I’m a lousy agent… that I got right.
- The John Wick of finances.
- Hello Braxton.
- I ain’t seen you in 10 years. I need to finish. You should go.
- Why did you and pops go to that funeral?
- While Lithgow watches… always watching.
- I’m considered fairly dangerous myself.
- yes I do. I missed you too Braxton.
- He killed his sister?
- Wait… is this just Autism Propaganda!
- Justine… has been there for a long time ago… Justine is his daughter. A BX2… 12 core… very generous..
- He gone Anna
- Dogs playing poker.
- She is now an accomplice.
