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Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

We did it Dorian. You said we couldn’t do it. Even after I stole your magic portrait and blackmailed you….You still were a Doubting Dorian weren’t you..But not anymore…We did just as I said…We fooled the League, stole Nemo’s tiny exploration pod and checked off all the evil things on our freaky little supernatural 19th century checklist. Damn It feels good to be the M. That’s short for Moriarty you know.

Say, It’s kind of cramp in this small pod Dorian. How long do we have to be in here before we reach our destination? Wow…days eh….you know what…I’m kinda of regretting that all Mongolian Beef diet we adopted. Can we pop a window? No? Alright, I can hold it.

Hey, do you hear that tapping sound? What is that? It almost sounds like Morris code. What? Morse Code? Are you sure? I’m pretty sure it is Morris code and I’m a genius…sooo…yeah I get that you are old and with age comes wisdom…I get it…but apparently not wise enough to hide your portrait of doom..

Oh my god…why does it smell like a Sweaty Scotsman Ass in here. Are you sure there are no windows…a porthole…a vent…and why is your knee touching my knee…give me some space man. What do you mean it is not your knee…of course it is your knee…who else’s knee could it be…and there goes the tapping sound again.

This is going to be one long Extra Ordinary trip of Gentlemen. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311429/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen_(film)

TWITTER

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) – “May this new Century Be yours son, as the old one was mine.” Meanwhile in Kenya. A witch doctor. Don’t you die on me! olo lo lo

SHOW NOTES

  • Extra Ordinary
  • I think it is important to mention that : “…also promoted as LXG, is a 2003 dieselpunk superhero film” – wikipedia
  • Like 1899…it has been all single shot rifles up until now…C’mon London!
  • Steam Punk Tank Time….
  • Tank Halt…dead…blimey
  • Tank: Show me the money. Bank: Folds
  • Germans! Leave one behind to tell the rest.
  • “Not Us” says Germany…ok…it was us.
  • A whole hanger full of Hindenburg. Oh the Humanity
  • Meanwhile in Kenya
  • Oh yeah! Allan Quatermain…This place has a bunch of Quetermain…
  • Yes, of course, Nigel. You should toddle off. Toddling
  • Pack for an English Summer
  • Quartermain lost his love in Africa?
  • Meanwhile in London
  • There have been other times…
  • Found Nemo
  • New Weapons / Machines have changed the game. Race for arms.
  • 4 Days to get to Venice and Team of 6 members.
  • Abducting scientist.
  • Invisible Man is a thief…
  • one of these gentlemen is a lady
  • Pre-automobile era automobile.
  • Blessed by a witch doctor. A Hunter A Scientist. A Stealth. Experience.
  • “First meetings usually warrant introductions.”
  • Nemo: I walk a different path
  • Is Dorian immortal?
  • She is a vampire
  • The Sword of the Ocean
  • Meanwhile in Paris
  • Where did Mr. Hyde get such a large hat.
  • Her Connery is pretty good
  • Scratched by Dorian Gray?
  • Demorphing of chained Dr Jekyll is the best.
  • He stole plans from the bank Venice plans
  • 3 steering wheels
  • Sabotage!
  • Nemo worships death
  • Nina is a vampire chemist.
  • The original Suicide Squad
  • All this advance tech and still. ticking clock time bombs. Guess it fits with steampunk
  • I’m an immortal, sir, not a gazelle
  • “The Vampire Lady has us covered.” – 58:00
  • The Brave John Bull
  • His son died (son-in-law)
  • Poor training and doubt. Fear.
  • Did Dorian Gray have the gold gun from the man with the golden gun
  • Mission Impossible Umasking to reveal…the guy who set them all up.
  • She’s falling for the kid.
  • That is one dangerous looking exploration pod.
  • Surely they must know they are being directed like how they drew away Hyde
  • Did he give the Hyde potion to the vampire
  • Captain the noise came from this – Recording disc!
  • Mr. M has the painting!!
  • Misdirection fools
  • There is no League…it was a rogue…foool!
  • Growl…
  • Nemos Science. Skinner Skin Sample. Jekylls Potion. and ninas blood
  • Bomb Voyage
  • Everybody pitch in…we got a repair montage to do!
  • Meanwhile in Mongolia…beef..
  • Geez…This feels very much like The Watchmen.
  • Betrayal and into the Tundra.
  • The White Tiger indicates it is the end and time to be the most fierce.
  • Naked and invisible in the snow.
  • Nautili …. there are 8
  • buckets of hot iron into more buckets of hot iron.
  • Got to love a bad guy who enjoys shooting his automatic gun.
  • James Moriarty! Mr M
  • Dorian’s Balls were broken…but then they healed.
  • Oh no! Skinner is burnt naked…now he has to always stay invisible
  • No. Not the whole thing.
  • Don’t look at the painting…oh too late.
  • Super Hyde…Hyde 2.0 … Me on a bad day.
  • Nemo went Crazy Blade.
  • “There will be others like me….you can’t kill the future.”
  • Super Hyde go smash pop
  • Back stabbing M just gonna fly away then.
  • Can you run faster than a bullet?
  • May this new Century Be yours son, as the old one was mine.
  • Should have stayed in Africa
  • Africa will never let him die. Uh oh…either Part 2 or a Zombie Quartermain ZomieMain
  • Just gonna leave this loaded gun on your grave fo some kid to come get the gun then?
  • That witch doctor was like….Don’t die on me! Don’t you die on my Quartermain!
  • What happened in that Pod. I can’t imagine M, Dorian and a Naked Skinner could have been all that comfy. You may be invisible to the eyes…but pretty sure you are not invisible to the nose.
  • Oh hi, I’m glad you could attend the funeral of Allan Quartermain. I am Mr. Invisible and I have to tell you the story of how I almost died from holding in my farts in a tiny escape pod with another man.
  • We are going to party like it is 1899
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Mad Max (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

… grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack:

Hello and welcome to the Good Guy Build-A-Buddy Workshop now open in the Chicago Mall….. Today, we have invited a few lucky kids from the Chicago Orphanarium for the chance to build their very own officially licensed and “Totally not Evil” Talking Good Guy Doll.

Alright, little orphaned Andy…grab a metal doll head and some recycled old people dentures from that bucket next to you and get over here and pour some hot plastic all over that mess and I’ll “supervise” from a safe distance.

Hey, you’re doing great Andy! But don’t look at me Andy! Look at the doll! Not me Andy…the doll! Alright, calm down. We have a burn kit on the way…stop crying and grab some eyes out of that bucket you knocked over when you were flailing about.

Now, carefully load those eyes into the eye gun. We are going to have you shoot the eyes right into the dolls face. I know it may sound ridiculous…but trust me…it really is the only way…. Ok everybody it looks like Andy has ironically shot his own eyes out with the eye gun.

Hang on Andy, I have a plan. I’m going to transfer your life force into your doll with a voodoo chant I learned in mall jail a few years back… ok here goes: Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho…..Orange Julius….Corn Dog 7….Give me the power of Claires I beg of you!

Andy? Are you in there? Ok Andy’s dead. No wait…he’s stabbing my leg. It looks like he is going to be fine. Hey Andy don’t do that. What’s that Andy? Call you Chuck. Alright Chuck. Let’s get you back on the bus. Oh you want a piggy back ride…ok…hop on…hey….not so tight Chuck..

and now for something really evil. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099253/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child%27s_Play_2

TWITTER

Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Because sometimes you have to fight a resurrected demon doll inhabited by the spirit of a serial killer currently hiding in the basement of your foster home with an electric carving turkey knife part 2.

SHOW NOTES

  • Chucky is a doll
  • Universal Monster for the late 80s and Early 90s
  • From Eye to Tunnel of the city.
  • That is one burnt chucky.
  • 2 like Z for Zorro.
  • Fun One Lincoln…I bet Matthew McCanahahaha is in there.
  • Oh man…Good Guy dolls are metal underneath with porcelain teeth? no wonder demon occupied.
  • Shove them appendages in there.
  • So the facility is down by the docks and dump?
  • Guy Guy Batteries…Size C
  • Play Pal Toys
  • Good Guy doll
  • Walk and Talk…My stomach hurts. Good news?
  • Rumors Hi, I’m the lakeshore stranglers…uh huh huh…
  • We rebuilt the doll…we rebuilt him better…stronger…faster…6 dollar man.
  • Well give us a minute…we aren’t used to making them manually…
  • So we built a mini eye inserter…and now I’m electic and dead…eyes!
  • C’mon Andy…let’s talk about it…Talking helps the nightmares go away
  • Bad Man in Good Guy Doll…no hell…stay in doll too long and trap…his real name was Charles Lee Ray…and you are the first person I told…so now you are mine.
  • Dreams can’t hurt you…unless you are on Elm Street.
  • Stick this doll up your ass.
  • Go Fish Doc
  • Come over and look at this child behind the 1 way mirror…Wanna Foster?
  • Ritual Voodoo Charles Lee Ray (the lakeshore strangler) who lives in Andy’s Good Guy Doll…reconstituted.
  • Chocolate is my favorite…but I’ll eat eggs.
  • Way to go…way to freak the kid out. Hit a Good Guy Truck
  • Holy crap…his Foster Parents live in a Barbie Dream House with tons of old trinket shit.
  • It’s ok…No foul.
  • Uh oh…this Foster Mommy ain’t got nobody to pass onto.
  • Age out Foster Kid…gotta make the scratch….
  • Foster Mom … are you serious…A Good Guy doll (Tommy)…really lady…you suck!
  • Play Pals Toys trucks always be blowing horn.
  • Lose your umbrella? No problem…let it go like a balloon
  • Stupid Doll won’t fit in my trunk.
  • Vodka on 2 week anniversary. How does one have his car full of toys and have time to hook up?
  • Car Phone…Bag Phone…beep beep beep.
  • Uncle Charles.
  • That is a Gold Card…just as good as cash man. No card!!
  • Water pistol
  • wasting no time
  • A storm is coming
  • How did Chucky Break Tommy’s Face with a porcelain
  • Hey…want me to say your name backwards.
  • Give a kid a smoke and he will smoke it.
  • Kyle is a chain smoker.
  • Sorry Jack…Chucky’s Back.
  • Pull them Batteries!
  • Mr. Simpson is never getting that figurine glued back together.
  • Andy is a pushy swinger.
  • Keep your friends close…keep Chucky closer.
  • “What do I know about teenage girls.?” more than 2 weeks ago.
  • Chucky is always wanting to play. “Hide the soul.”
  • Chucky is trying to take over my soul.
  • haha…I’m going to get rid of him…by tossing him down the stairs into the basement.
  • What is Mrs. Simpson’s accent?
  • First Chucky..and now I have to ride the bus.
  • Chucky is turning human again.
  • Who me? Just playing a little chain ball…yeah…I just stand here by myself and bang a basketball against a chain link fence.
  • Get Bent Micro Chip
  • Adults always tossing Chucky in dark places.
  • He Pumped her in the chest and then gave her 30 licks with the stick.
  • ha! He is going to put the kid in the under the stairs cabinet?
  • His name is Tommy…look at it!
  • electric knife!!
  • Tommy’s Alibi…been at the bottom of the stairs all night.
  • Sometimes you have to face your demons…in the basement…with an electric knife…and a lot of nerve
  • Phil. Neck broken.
  • Foster Parent singular.
  • Meanwhile, down at the home for crazy kids.
  • Most of Chucky’s Day is spent pretending to not be alive.
  • ha! She found the body. I did not see that coming.
  • Chucky is never where you leave him…unless it is at the bottom of the stairs in the basement.
  • Chucky has a knife…Chucky has a knife.
  • Chucky has already racked up 3 killings and 2 carjackings.
  • Chicago Police!
  • “You’ve seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.” – Redflag!
  • Buckle up for safety
  • Come on Kyle…just go…don’t bother trying to run him over… “Me screaming at the screen.”
  • A little game of Chucky says…Move it…that was a short game.
  • That is the 2nd murder Kyle has been involved in. maybe 3…the cops are coming to get her.
  • You didn’t think we were going to setup a whole Chucky Factory and not return to that!
  • “Close your eyes and count to 7 and you will soon be in heaven.”
  • The demon hot line has got to be tired of all the hangups Chucky is always making to transfer his soul. Too late.
  • This did not get scary until we got to Desperate Chucky. When he was just annoyed it wasn’t too bad.
  • There are Chucky dolls coming down the manufacture line…are there workers there?
  • Andy almost got Chucky Eyes implanted into his feet.
  • Yeah that maintenance guy had to get the eyes
  • Did they just give Chucky Pubic hair
  • So what was that one button? the really want to f something up button?
  • Andy has a bit of the killer in him.
  • That kill box at the top of the conveyor really needs to have a sign that says…Danger. Bad Shit
  • Chucky looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.
  • We killed Chuck Thrice.
  • Kyle is for sure going to have to go on the run. As far as the cops are concerned…she killed her foster parents and the foster home director and kidnapped Andy…and most likely killed Andy’s Teacher and the poor night maintenance guy at the Play Pal Good Guy Warehouse.

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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Oh by all means American Business Men Type, please interrupt my game of Chinese Chess I was enjoying with my Mogwai in a cage, before you rolled your crappy TV into my tiny downtown shop filled with the priceless antiquities of my people. You break, it you bought it!

Oh I mean…welcome to Mr. Wings of New York…how may I help you? Uh huh…right…listen have any of you seen my grandson? Little Wing? No? Oh that’s right…I fired him 6 years ago for being a little shit. Speaking of little shits. You guys want to see what I have in this cage? No? Still set on showing me your little film? Don’t care…whoosh! Look at that! I bet you guys have never seen one of these! Clean up on aisle 6-6-6! Am I right. Seriously though, I know a guy who performs miracles on stained underwear. Ancient Chinese…oh nevermind…

Yeah he was a lot cuter last night before I fell asleep in my chair smoking my pipe. Had a bit of a beard fire…I’m old…it’s dry…set off the sprinkles….by the time I got back. Well you can see it. It was like one of those play-doh fun factories…you know the kind with the dough press….splurt…yeah…I know

Oh well, it could have been worse. It could have been a 2 hour movie about a Gremlin Super Spreader Event with a line up of Gremlin Themed Mutations that plows into the absurd right when Hulk Hogan demands cold soda, hot popcorn and satisfaction. I mean…who would watch that! I did..twice.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins_2:_The_New_Batch

TWITTER

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Like a rubber bat on a stick…maybe you could you it on your show! “Where is the moan…there is supposed to be a moan here.”

“Because of the end of civilization, the Filmsack Network now leaves the air. We hope you’ve enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you’ve enjoyed… life.”

SHOW NOTES

  • Die Hard with Gremlins
  • Meanwhile, down in ChinaTown
  • So far…great start…we already had bugs bunny and daffy with a fight…might as well start the movie.
  • Mr. Wang…I develop the biggest buildings in New York…you have the smallest things.
  • Big Time China Town.
  • Let us roll the TV Cart in and you can see an offer.
  • An Area of agreement that two people can reach.
  • It is more difficult to agree with oneself
  • Mr Clamp and his clamp on the world.
  • Please…keep the TV…TV TV
  • Rambo! That is Howie Mandel…saying Rambo!
  • 6 Weeks later…what is he some kind of clairvoyant?
  • Daniel Clamp Style
  • Sad Maugwai
  • Run Mogli!
  • Like I always said…If you want to find something weird…you have to go downtown.
  • Clamp Revolving door…Have a powerful day.
  • Oh no! Billy drew the plans that killed Mr. Wang!
  • Unauthorized potted plant!
  • Art by recognized artists?
  • Coffee Mugs. Rest your butt here.
  • Billy’s Department red head.
  • She is a tour agent and he is a conceptional artist?
  • “Where is the moan…there is supposed to be a moan here.” – Fred
  • Rubber bat on a stick…maybe you could you it on your show!
  • Mr. Clamp only likes color.
  • Mister Donut!
  • “Splice O’ Life”
  • Just Rabies…We have the flu on backorder.
  • Casper have this tissue analyzed.
  • A cow that enjoys giving milk…according to the cow talking colander.
  • Jerry Goldsmith always elevates the material
  • The real monster is on floor 13?
  • So Billy moved to the big city to get away from his Dad’s shitty gadgets to work in a big facility with pricey shitty gadgets…cause Gremlins.
  • So broken tech is a character?
  • A bottle of high voltage?
  • Alvin and
  • Mister…Welcome to the Men’s Room. Hey pal I sure hope you washed those hands.
  • Gizmo’s hands are scary.
  • Mr. Clamp should be an undercover boss
  • Oh Gizmo..you are such a troublemaker.
  • Gomez is the worst janitor, handyman.
  • Like Exotic Canadian Cuisine
  • Everything that comes out of Gizmo is evil.
  • Goofy Gremlin
  • 1ag101 Your car is old and dirty
  • Murray is visiting with his veterans group.
  • He is still on about the Russians. Things have changed since last time.
  • Art from burbs…Joe Dante baby
  • Billy is getting fired
  • it must be after midnight
  • Arrested a truck load of mimes
  • Gizmo in the ductwork
  • They arrested Billy at work…yet he is back at work the next day
  • Clamp hat.
  • Clamp Cable network.
  • Asians take a lot of photos.
  • Gremlins love food fights.
  • Bologna and Bean Dip Rollups
  • Poking fun at their own rules about Gremlins.
  • These Gremlins are much larger!
  • Microwave with Marge
  • These Gremlins are various sizes.
  • The 3 stooges of Gremlins. Goofy, Angry and Mental.
  • grote…gremlin boles.
  • These novelty flash lights suck
  • The Pest infestation monitor is reading critical.
  • Photocopy Gizmo!
  • Bored Boss is bored boss
  • It’s a wonderful life in color…big deal in 1990 and Ted Turner.
  • Gremlins are made out of green jello
  • The Movie Police…I would rather have a 2 hour root canal…it’s a 10…
  • Wally and his bouncy tomatoes
  • I forgot that some of these gremlins suffered mutations in the Clamp Labs
  • Bat gremlin. Brainy Gremlin, Bottle everything.
  • It made a bat symbol…cause they can…cause it is Warner Brothers.
  • Salad Gremlin.
  • Right now…this building is on fire!
  • Love the building voice
  • Yay! He got the Gargoyle Gremlin and his is going to turn to stone!
  • Things…Stuff…
  • Breaking the 4th wall a lot
  • Volleyball Holiday…
  • I quit…call the union…call the national guard.
  • Ha…Hulk Hogan…I forgot. Cold Sodas, Hot Popcorn and no Gremlins in the projection booth…
  • Acid in the face…Phantom of the Opera Gremlin.
  • Busty Gremlin – Miss Piggy Gremlin
  • Electric Gremlin.
  • Work a camera. I am the camera
  • All the horror stereotypes? The late night host who wishes it were real. The regretful scientist.
  • Rambo Gremlin *Gizmo? Spider Gremlin
  • That is not a fire in there…it is Gremlins.
  • Beakers full of Gremlin Morph.
  • They come in electric too? They do now. He is in the phone system on hold.
  • End of civilization tape. We hope you have enjoyed life.
  • How to resolve…Adjust the clocks. Gremlins read the clocks.
  • The boss has a secret exit.
  • Giz is Rocky Montage Training.
  • Goofy Gremlin and his angry counterpart.
  • Gizmo: Master of paperclips.
  • Creature: What is it that you want?
  • Was that civilized? Probably not.
  • Gizbo. Flaming arrows. “What happened to him? I don’t know…I guess they pushed him too far.”
  • Something terrible happened to me on Lincoln’s Birthday…Peanut Butter Sandwich at the park…Hello little girl.
  • Mounting a Musical Number.
  • Going to war with the gremlins.
  • A storm is coming. No sunlight in New York
  • Our new plan…get them wet. Marla…Smoke
  • Loogi Gremlin.
  • Transfer the call.
  • That leaves electric Gremlin to run amuck.
  • When you give a gremlin a voice it makes it hard to kill them?
  • Hut hut hut…Keystone cops.
  • I’m ok…I didn’t hurt myself.
  • Hey Bill.
  • It smells like burnt meatloaf
  • George and Lenny Gremlins
  • Forester is pantless and getting married to a gremlin
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The Car (1977) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

and Good Morning Southwestern Sheriff’s Office Staff. As you ma have heard. Last night Sheriff Peck was killed by a large black sedan. Yes, the same dark car that has been terrorizing our small desert town in recent days. As you may know, I will be stepping into the role of acting Sheriff. My name is Wade Parent and I am the son of Sheriff Parent, Any questions? Yes…yes Sheriff Parent was my Dad which makes him my Parent Parent…look…let’s not get caught up in a whole thing here…we got a killer out there and we have to find a way to stop them and quick.

What’s that Officer Token-Southwestern-Native-American Type…you have something to say? No? Odd…I would have thought for sure you would have had something to suggest this was a car possessed by an evil spirit or something. Well good for you. It’s 1977 and it is a weird time for Native Americans in America.

Say what? You do have one working theory though? ok…I’m all mustache and ears..go…uh huh…right…ok….so you think maybe This car could possibly be possessed by my dad’s spirit? Hmmm….well he did hate Sheriff Peckerhead, Hitchhikers and “Bikers Not Biking in the Bike Lane.” But our movie is only an hour and a half long so let’s put a “pin” in that and just spring the wife beater from his cell and blow up the car with some dangerous explosives…Honk Honk…Boom…Mushroom Satan Cloud! We all go home and kiss our kids. The end…or is it? Yeah…it’s the end.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075809/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Car

TWITTER

The Car (1977) – Liking this movie is like trying not to wiggle your ass while brushing your teeth..it’s impossible. oh deep cut. “Send an ambulance…tell them there is no rush.”

SHOW NOTES

  • Beep Beep
  • So far…music good….atmosphere good….is this Shining music? Nice establishing shot…fat from blue (cool) to brown (warm)
  • You are a little slow this morning Peter…you are getting old!
  • Race you through the tunnel!!
  • Uh oh…this sepia tone car interior can’t be good.
  • Road Runner Tunnel…flat black on the inside..
  • A little bike ride in the mountains….no problem.
  • Jaws type music…
  • It is 35..Speed limit
  • Who puts a train horn on a car…
  • Look at that blood trail that car left behind.
  • C’mon…we have dismiss the idea that these bikers won’t just stop biking and get off the road.
  • I’m watching you sleep…and eating your face….Dragon Breath.
  • “Did you know it is impossible brush your teeth without wiggling your ass.”
  • Lauren wants his 2 kids to like her…
  • 2 kids listening to their dad and his lady friend.
  • She grabbed him by the balls…literally.
  • She has to go to school.
  • Cop jokes…cause he is the cop.
  • These kids have native american portraits of themselves over their beds.
  • Santa Ynez
  • Some guy with a french horn.
  • Even my little friend in my treestump is singing.
  • Farting music for a year.
  • I’m moving as fast as my thumb will take it.
  • 34 year old nympho and head to amazon basin and water ski. – Johnny Norris
  • Johnny Norris said “up yours” and shot the car a bird…bye bird….honk hooooooonk…
  • Mrs. Humphers. (Lauren)
  • Mom is separated/divorced.
  • As long as I don’t have to eat Brussels sprouts.
  • A lot of impressions and a lot joking around.
  • 4 times….all together…
  • No Plate…Domestic?…lowered.
  • They must be deep in the reservation.
  • The Obligatory School Marching band that is slightly out of tune.
  • Tommy Ness 13 imagine his teacher naked.
  • This small town has a lot of cops.
  • Beat up Bertha
  • Uh oh…Deputy Drunk Duke is back on the sauce. He is next….
  • I went to high school with Bertha…she was the first…now she is hooked up with Drunk Punch Husband.
  • WHISKEY!
  • Putting pins in my topiary.
  • Don’t be a bully…I hate bullys…
  • Uh oh…who is hating the sinners in this town
  • Don’t covenant your neighbor’s wife.
  • Are you the car?
  • Big and Black.
  • Bad Things are coming with the wind. Says the little old native American Lady.
  • Your the Chief now buddy.
  • This while movie plays like an episode of Twilight Zone meets Perry Mason?
  • “She said…there was no driver in the car….! Why you lying other guy!”
  • Luke….small town sheriff…should we cancel our event? YES! too late.
  • Time to get my sun on! Take a nap on the hood of my police car.
  • “Send an ambulance…tell them there is no rush.”
  • Marching Band…that is The Car Fodder.
  • This car hates horns….I am the horn blower. Did the Chief have a horn?
  • Jenny you are too Slow…and Bobby you are too…bunch of slow marchers.
  • The wind is blowing
  • Those horses are out!
  • Get to the walls…fuck the horses.
  • Terror is The Cars greatest strength.
  • Why is that old lady slowing down her kid…oh…my arm…I fell…my arm…
  • Into Hallowed Ground they go….where the hell are they practicing that they can run to a graveyard…an old graveyard?
  • Hey You, Why don’t you get out of your big ugly car…I’d like to see what a creep like you looks like. Let us all see what a big lunatic. I got your story…in your car you are big and bad…Are you back again…what can we do for you sweet thing.
  • This is Margie Johnson…The Car is locked in on the police frequency.
  • What is Tadpole? as an insult?
  • Now the teacher is in tight with the girls.
  • He can’t take on both of us…Do a Barrel roll
  • This is the most sensitive police force I have seen. Especially motorcycle cop too big for his bike.
  • The wind just blew your paper into the road…get the hell out of the road fool.
  • I love the painting that she has been working on for Wade…and now she is gone and so is Wade’s portrait with the cocked eyebrow. You failed me Wolf…oh…the painting survived!
  • She cursed him…he crushed her.
  • Get the other guys…we are creating a posse
  • Everybody in this town is a cop.
  • Copland…100 cops…3 citizens and some kids. Nobody else.
  • Here is your box of Dangerous…easy now.
  • I hope I make you proud daddy.
  • 4 foot off the ground the car can bust through a house…is that the max height.
  • Maggie now owns some kids.
  • The Wife Beater and his Explosives…we need you.
  • Oh shit…The Car is in his garage….
  • Dude…care….why you in my garage? Are you my daddy?
  • If this car is this guys Daddy…there is going to be a Not Luke…I am your Carther.
  • This car does not want you to open the garage door…
  • Gonna Carbon Monoxide you to death.
  • Weakest point of the film is the speed up scenes.
  • Going north across Jelly’s field.
  • This thing can ram a cliff and you think you can bury him?
  • Oh Damnation!
  • Fatboy Slim running up a hill is humorous.
  • Thelma and Louise this shit…honk honk!
  • A pile of white men and one native american watching a demon emerge in the night sky after blowing up a canyon. Roar
  • Well whoever he was…he ain’t no more. But in the fire….it’s over Luke…but the first…over! It ain’t over.