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Phantasm (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
  • 40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
  • All the kids died from 1
  • I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
  • I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
  • You Dead you Dead.
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
  • What if you could do something about consequences
  • You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
  • Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
  • These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
  • Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
  • Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
  • Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
  • Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
  • Biker Girl Titties.
  • Teenagers are horny and high.
  • I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
  • Things are falling into place.
  • Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
  • This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
  • “You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
  • All of these people are living on the razors edge.
  • This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
  • This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
  • That cop ate it!
  • Murder Death Porn
  • ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
  • Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
  • Burning truck of death.
  • Wow…that was a lot of vision.
  • Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
  • Kimberly is like…fook that.
  • How much weed do you have on you?
  • Be Cool! Daniel
  • Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
  • This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
  • Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
  • oh…Flight 180…
  • Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
  • Scary story…but true…
  • 1 survivor! In the nut house!
  • This is a well crafted horror trope
  • The Different Strokes Curse
  • Mom must be dead.
  • Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
  • Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
  • Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
  • EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
  • Evan won the lottery
  • haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
  • Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
  • That cop is surfing the dark web
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
  • Secrets of the Unkown.
  • neocities
  • Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
  • Route 23 – 18 People Dead
  • Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
  • Why you have scary Marionettes
  • At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
  • Voluntary crazy
  • B 109
  • Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
  • Die in this order…death list
  • Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
  • Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
  • “Watch out for the signs”
  • Alex got a brick to the head?
  • Clear be like…”I don’t care”
  • death by pigeons
  • “Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
  • Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
  • 6th and 2pm 62!
  • Giving Tim the gas.
  • Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
  • Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
  • haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
  • If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
  • Ha! It’s the mortician.
  • Dead, yet still fresh.
  • Only new life can cheat death.
  • Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
  • If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
  • New Life defeats death.
  • “Suck on my junk”
  • Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
  • When does life begin? The age old question.
  • Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
  • Doubter dude
  • Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
  • I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
  • Nora and Eugene are dead
  • If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
  • Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
  • This elevator is possessed with creepy.
  • Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
  • Eugene is a control freak.
  • Eugene…you got to Chillax
  • haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
  • Death is trixie. Your water broke.
  • All these people barely escaped death last year.
  • You caught the Flight 180
  • A rift in death’s design.
  • Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
  • Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
  • Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
  • More like the jaws of death.
  • Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
  • Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
  • Kalarjian…Naijralak
  • Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
  • It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
  • The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
  • Get Kalarjian
  • That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
  • A leap of faith.
  • BRIAN NOOO!

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Nighthawks (1981) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Space Jam (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok guys. I know it’s been a rough week for all of us… but I got some good news! I found out what happened to all of our talents! and I was able to retrieve them and put them into this sack…. But before everybody starts touching my Sack let me make sure I have the right talents.

Let’s see….I have a blue collar hick accent…Randy…I think that one is yours. …and…I have a bottle labeled “Saturday Night 180 Proof”…I’m assuming that one goes to Ibbott’s house…alright…and I have an alternate title card with a booger on it…pretty sure that one is yours Scott and gross….and finally here is my box of intros that I won from the devil in a fiddling contest.

Alright, everybody grab my sack and hold on tight! Woohoo wrong sack guys! I believe I can flyyyyy….I believe you just touched my guy!

Hey “I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this intro!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117705

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Jam

TWITTER

Space Jam (1996) – Like Party people in the house…feel the bass…work that body….hey DJ turn it up. Hoomp there it is? Do your dance…wave your hands in the air…c’mon c’mon..ready to stop…ladies…fellas? Nah Nah Nah #90s

SHOW NOTES

  • Wait…is this the one with people and the cartoons?
  • Shooting star! catch it
  • Reitman!
  • Oh man…right out of the gate with the feels!
  • Summer 1973….I believe I can flyyyy..
  • Holy crap…It’s after midnight Michael…we can’t sleep!
  • Dad gonna let him shoot another…until he misses…
  • Michael wants to go to College and play in North Carolina! Get an education…and then to the NBA!
  • Baseball! Now that is a sport! Thanks dad!
  • Dad planted the idea of flying! Fly Michael!
  • Finally…the team up we have been waiting for…Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan.
  • Party people in the house…feel the bass…work that body….hey DJ turn it up. Hoomp there it is? Do your dance…wave your hands in the air…c’mon c’mon..ready to stop…ladies…fellas? Nah Nah Nah
  • I am seeing a lot of NBA action…where is that college education jam?
  • 1996 does Jordan retire?
  • Jordan in the outfield
  • Meanwhile on mars….
  • Ahh…some of that sweet 3d cartoon animation of the late 90s
  • Sludge Summit! Don’t bring me here anymore right…
  • We need new attractions! “The customer is always right…always…”
  • We need something nutty…wacky…Looney! Yes…
  • What kind of creatures are these? Bugs? Moron Mountain…
  • Can’t teach “looking good in that uniform.”
  • Like tips from the catcher….
  • poor Michael…that was a good looking strikeout.
  • Newman! Stan Podalack.
  • Meanwhile, at the Piggly Wiggly.
  • These guys are like the green aliens in Toy Story.
  • So Loonies are deep in the crust of the earth?
  • This was during the time Speilberg was having a love affair with Looney Tunes…Tiny Toons?
  • So did Michael mention how they treated him during his baseball stint?
  • Thanks Sherm.
  • Back off Stan…what would he do around the house?
  • Charles the dog…
  • Michael is just an ordinary guy back home with his family…living in suburbia.
  • Mmm…Chicken and Collard Greens!
  • Taking tips from his kid.
  • Was there this much Bugs Bunny and Road Runner in 1996?
  • Breaking the 4th wall!
  • Emergency Cartoon Meeting!
  • Daffy Duck can’t even get himself wet around here.
  • Our theme park in outer space…like Six Flags?
  • Slavery subject matter with Bugs Bunny cartoons.
  • A lot of fan nods.
  • What is up with Sylvester
  • Aliens from Moron Mountain.
  • They picked the Aliens one weakness…shortness…I wish I was a little bit taller…I wish I was a baller.
  • The plan…challenge the invading aliens to a b-ball game since they are short.
  • Hey…it’s Patricia Heaton and Dan Castellaneta
  • Oh these Aliens can inhabit another body? No…they can steal your talent! That is way worse….
  • Not only their talent but also their co-ordination.
  • Hey…that news guy is that guy…
  • “Watch Patrick Ewing…” Odd…so it takes talent to walk?
  • It’s the germs in New York…with masks…oh geez….can’t escape this.
  • That was some wicked talent…now they are all monsters!
  • Hey little pig…boo…and Porky peed himself.
  • They are MonStars.
  • Bill Murray back on the golf course talking to things.
  • Bill Murray is white?!
  • This golf course scene was really longer than it needed to be
  • I love Bill Murray…but he isn’t saying much.
  • “Nothing but the bottom of the cup.”
  • nooo! he lost his Jordans!
  • What kind of camera is that!
  • Why is Looney Tune land deep in the earth.
  • Bugs Bunny is far too willing to lay a smooch on someone.
  • Everybody is playing their part.
  • Michael Jordan has a paperclip in his ear.
  • So they are comparing entertainers and performers to slaves. Interesting.
  • “We’ve got balls!”
  • Spit Shine!! grote Taz…lemony fresh
  • All the Monster numbers are Zeros
  • Every heroes flaw in the 80s and 90s…” Chicken”
  • “My poor little cranium.” – Tweety Bird
  • I got a Basketball Jones on…this is way creepy…Barkley playing with young girl basketball players over top of some sexy music.
  • 5 feet nothing…blocked my shot.
  • Barkley is choosing the natural route while everybody else is using science.
  • Lola Bunny!
  • Men are chumps
  • House in 3d Land.
  • On a quest for Michael’s Shoes and Basketball Gear
  • The toons never get any royalties
  • Why are Jordans all over the trophy room.
  • Michael’s wife named their dog Charles…burn
  • Fortune Tellers…they finally gave up by science…and she is correct
  • Stan is taking this very personally.
  • “What kind of Mickey Mouse operation would name their team the Ducks….” huh huh huh. Funny
  • Jordan in his gear.
  • Granny is a cheerleader.
  • Great…no more basketball this season because of a suspected virus.
  • What kind of a timeline are they on for this Basketball competition.
  • Pump up the jam…pump it up….move your body.
  • The boss of Moron Mountain is attending.
  • Riot! The polite meese.
  • Sexy cartoon ladies…how do we feel about that?
  • Daffy never gets the respect (“Let’s all laugh at the duck”)
  • The Aliens have nothing but ringers….the looney tunes have one ringer.
  • Hit ’em high…hit ’em low…
  • It’s hard to imagine being a seasoned actor and doing this much green screen work…I wonder if it hurt or helped Jordan not being an actor?
  • TuneSquad
  • Don’t ever call em “doll” don’t ever call me “dog” don’t ever call me…
  • Sam has guns.
  • Halftime…the time things look their worst in a sports movie.
  • Humans must stink. Newman!
  • Forget inspirational speeches….you need a placebo…
  • Michael’s secret stuff.
  • What did Bugs Bunny put in that water?
  • Pulp Fiction…these are the Jokes folks.
  • The 2nd half comeback.
  • I did not need a tongue out Elmer Fudd.
  • Jordan flew under the radar because he was playing baseball.
  • Why is Marvin The Martian not a bigger part of Space Jam!
  • So now they are breaking the rules to win…like all good sports movies.
  • haha…why did they put granny in a wheelchair
  • Put me in Coach! Stan!
  • A flat Newman. Scary.
  • Looney Tune Land makes anyone flexy.
  • “I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this movie!
  • “Don’t ever trust an earthling.”
  • So all the aliens lost was that they had to give back what they took.
  • Space Jam is a 1996 American live-action/animated sports comedy film..what a small space.
  • Touch the ball…give me my talents. Ball of talent.
  • Nobody wants to touch Michael’s Ball.
  • 7 minutes of credits!
  • and a very short stinger…that’s all Folks

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2012 (2009) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

It’s the end of the world as we know it…..and I feel brine’d… like this pickle we find ourselves in…which reminds me, would you like a pickle from my pocket? No? It’s still warm! Not a selling point? Ok, I’ll save it for later… and then we’ll just see how you feel about a pickle from my pocket. A pocket pickle. Oh grow up.

Also, the good news is….if there is any good news…. that no matter how sweaty I get down there…. you’ll never know if this pickle is any saltier because of it’s ride in my pocket verses how salty it would have been had it came straight from the jar… That’s the power of the pocket pickle!

Ok ok, enough about the pickle! Let’s get onto the intro. Oh, I’m out of time?! Fine. Shortened intro: Doctor Gor-don bring me my Boobie Slave so she may bring me my Mingo-Phone. Oh… I have goosebumps… nope that’s just pickle juice running down my leg!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film)

TWITTER

2012 (2009) – Push the button. Don’t push the button. Whatever. Read my new blog. Period Two spaces. #RandyGoNuts2012

SHOW NOTES

  • but it is 2009!
  • Earth. Saturn. Planets. Sun….solar flares!
  • All good disaster movies start abroad!
  • India – Fish Curry
  • How deep do we need to go….apparently…really ? 11 Thousand Feet!
  • Why is it so hot so deep put your Indian but to sleep
  • Highest Neutrino Count
  • Like an old hot man 11 Thousand feet below the surface of India.
  • It was always the Earth’s Core with disaster movies for a while.
  • Meanwhile in Washington.
  • It’s a black tie event…not a 600 dollar jacket party
  • Let me guess…National Geology Crisis…chuckle chuckle snort snort.
  • Meanwhile in British Columbia (2010)
  • 6 months prior. I wasn’t buying it…now I am…
  • Meanwhile in Tibet…we have jobs for you all!
  • Meanwhile in London (2011) I have a large family!
  • Meanwhile in Paris….da Mona Lisa is replicated!
  • 21st of December 2012 is coming.
  • Meanwhile in LA Cusack is a dead man.
  • Yeah Randy…I’m sick of these mini-shakes!
  • Trope…new douche husband…who will probably turn out to be an alright kind of a guy but will soon be out of the picture.
  • Let’s go to Yellowstone kids! Camping and a Limo.
  • We have been following your schedule…your schedule is wrong.
  • The Presidents daughter…she is about to have a bad day
  • “Don’t you see the signs” – The Kid asks
  • Suddenly…a helicopter appears and the US Army
  • Woody Harrelson’s trekking snack of choice is giant pickles.
  • Leaving Atlantis book?
  • A book within a movie about the thing in the book
  • The earth’s crust is destabilizing.
  • The book caused the divorce…
  • Pickled everything.
  • The Market…Boom…The Economy…Boom! These guys…Boom! Boom!
  • The new guy is a boob man…you get it for free
  • Baked Ruffles…it is the end of the world
  • 422 copies of the book?
  • Talk about your Illuminati…all these heads of states have similar setups on the Brady bunch screen
  • Yuri is all like…leave this world behind…
  • How come the mosquitoes just ate up the kids.
  • Gordon touches boobs all day…you can’t compete with that.
  • How is he late for work if he brought the kids home early
  • The twins!
  • “We have tickets to go on a big ship…we will live and you will die.”
  • An Arnold look alike.
  • I can’t believe they wouldn’t save Arnold
  • 2 old bags in a car….thank goodness for the 2 old bags
  • Randy’s Donuts
  • This is an impossible task of disaster navigation.
  • 10.9 quake.
  • The pilot is dead!
  • Gordon…you are the guy…trust me…you are the guy.
  • I love how people falling 1000s of feet are honking their horns. Beeep Beeeep!
  • The earth is like “Get off me”
  • This part makes it human. Give me a double…I am going to sing the blues
  • Guard the ship and I am going to go talk to the pirate.
  • Fly birdies!
  • “I have goosebumps people! and pickle juice in my pant. I wish you could see what I am seeing!”
  • Cusack’s only answer to obstacles is…more gas and hold on!
  • Wow…that’s a big plane…it’s Russian.
  • This is the 3rd bad takeoff.
  • C’mon baby…lift your big arse for Sasha
  • The tiny Eiffle Tower in Vegas
  • This Tibetian Chicken is like…just get it over with lady!
  • A Russian plane full of exotic cars.
  • The subtle forces of nature that turn catastrophic.
  • Prophetic ending after prophetic ending.
  • Have you changed since our divorce? Tunnel Vision!
  • I love him enough…
  • Promise we won’t die…or at least you won’t know I was lying
  • Ladies stay down stairs…us men will go upstairs and do the man thing…you watch the kids.
  • Sasha is the best. Sasha is a sexy beast with his sacrifice and sexy accent. Also, Russian Catholic? Sasha has spectacular death.
  • Wait…you taking them animals and not me! I’m worth a giraffe!
  • He has a red card.
  • An ice cream cone for every book he read.
  • Is it green card or red card…I thought he said red
  • So many convenient meetings
  • The women and children as always napping.
  • Ship 3 is good enough….get on it.
  • Always punching people to get what he wants Yuri
  • They aren’t spaceships…they are arcs! But no one would have come to see…modern day arcs movie
  • Boat 3 must have been capable of holding a lot of people.
  • Caesar the dog…he’s coming…somebody is always going back for the dog.
  • She almost lost that birdie finger
  • Button Boy…worst job on the arc. Push the button…don’t you dare! I’M PUSHING THE BUTTON!
  • The leaders of the ships are letting the people in.
  • Yay! We bought a Zoo on the arc of doom.
  • Cusack has a Robin or Batgirl moment…who do you save…Gordon or the other guy!
  • A bowl full of pedals.
  • We see a lot of people “die” but you know some of those people lived for a bit..
  • He finally lost it. I’ve been patient with you people…but now we are all dead
  • This was not a good plan…all these ships so close together.
  • Suicide mission! Doing it.
  • Now stay here guy.
  • Gordon is dead…but that’s ok…she has a backup plan.
  • So for 2012 they just made all disaster movies into one. But they forgot towering inferno!
  • Cover your ears…
  • Oh geez…really we gonna do the let’s wait and see if he shows up scene?
  • yay! we did it…we lived…
  • Poor booby man. He did all the hard work and did all the dying
  • Day 27, Month 1, 0000
  • We all have relatives in Wisconsin. The South Pole?
  • 4, 6, and 7 made it.
  • Those arcs seem sorta dirty.
  • Cape of Good hope probably never even sunk.
  • So the Europeans and American’s are invading southern Africa?