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New Year's Evil (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

Intro

Oh hi,

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…shhh…shh..be quiet evil. Do you just want the pretty lady with the hair beads and white leisure suit to know I am hiding behind this shower curtain just inches away. The answer is… Not Yet! So, Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade …oh it’s time! I just need a little redirection…a little cold water drip shower drip should do it. Oh…here comes the hand…the hand is here! oh wow…would you just look at that manicure…that’s nice…I really don’t take near good enough care of my nails. ah crap. Hand is gone. Focus Evil Focus

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…oh I think she left the bathroom…let’s try this again. Cold water activated.. oh too much too much…stupid hotel shower handles and their mysteries. oh… She’s coming back! and now here comes the hand! focus… Happy New Years lady! Reek Reek Reek and Booby stab!

Great. Now I have blood all over me. But no worries…I’m already in the shower so just turn on a little water and too much! too much! Oh how I hate you hotel shower and how you have castrated me and that is not nice.

Links

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082806/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Evil_(film)

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New Year’s Evil (1980) – Like a punk rocker with a switchblade comb standing toe to toe with a police officer…Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets….Oh that is Evil.

Show Notes

  • Call me evil
  • For Christ Sake…do you know what time it is? Take my ludes!? bup that.
  • That is one mighty risky outfit Ron is wearing.
  • this music…bud duh dum.
  • Richard is in Palm Springs loaded and coked up.
  • Somebody fix that leak!! Reek Reek Reek
  • It happens. The drippy faucet mangler strikes again. He know you can’t resist the dripping water.
  • Since he attacked after the main door creeping open I can assume nothing.
  • What is this song…it is so late 70s
  • Do you reckon that is his grandma’s Lincoln? What would Matthew say.
  • So these are punks? too early for Goths?
  • That cop does not like the look of this punk scene. Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets…
  • Switchblade comb….hilarious with your friends…good way to get ass stomped with the police
  • Spaceship America…Totally hot show…got to be on it moms. My part…series…mom…mom
  • NuWave Rock!!
  • Blaze is the first lady of Rock…The first VJ?
  • We call our’s New Year’s Evil…
  • Hollywood Hotline. This is Claire…my vote is “We don’t need no education”
  • You sound like the phantom. You bad honey? No! just Evil…Set the stage
  • Seattle Band Shadow
  • Crawford Sanatorium
  • Always some angry kid dumping food working in the kitchen
  • Sanatoriums be just like this. Spot on.
  • Jeff Winters is going to charm himself right in the front door.
  • Jeff Winters always comes prepared…Wine…Music and Game.
  • Did we step into a porn?
  • He counts every second shuffle dance
  • Derrick Little Lord Fauntleroy can’t get no attention from his mommy…let’s turn to drugs
  • meanwhile back at the Jeff Winters room. bow chicha bow wow.
  • I guess every movie gets at least good idea….this one is killing during the new years hooting and hollering.
  • This group of fans are doing something between moshing and parquor.
  • This is Evil…remember me…Exterminate!
  • somewhere in the Sanatorium…have fun
  • Does everybody in the movie carry a switch of some sort. Either a blade or a comb.
  • Son…that is not how you wear mommy’s stockings ahh hoes no.
  • You ever see a real mustache that looked fake.
  • This cop needs to learn the term “personal space.”
  • The plan. Kill locals for every timezone passing through New Years
  • Erica Estrada Parta!
  • Oh goody…2 for 1 deal
  • Do you know what you need TM to Zen…Nervous Diarrhea
  • Riding the dumb blond in his Mercedes.
  • When A girls doesn’t have a date for new years…she is in shit city.
  • The biggest bottle of Champagne they got…as long as it is under $100 bucks.
  • Hey…smell my weed I keep in this baggie…closer…closer…that’s it..bam…suffocation!
  • He’s not real good at hiding bodies.
  • Well I must admit…I didn’t see that Oscar The Grouch scene coming. A real Swinger
  • blood…more blood…we better get some help…that’s too much blood for 2 guys
  • oh no…he stabbed her boob!
  • This guy has a weird manifesto
  • Distracted driving! Nun of your business.
  • This plan went sideways when you plowed down a biker gang.
  • Blood Feast! down at the drive-in
  • We don’t pay for tickets!
  • Hey…they ain’t watching movies! They are doing dirty things ! Blowing pot and touching private areas
  • I am a man of God…not a man of violence…Stab Stab!
  • Where are the Fing keys? “In the ignition man!”
  • Listen Mister….I only got 3 dollars.
  • and my body!
  • haha…how this blonde runs. Brillant
  • A sequential part
  • Mutilated Breasts…that’s a mother’s fixation.
  • Hey Officer can you give me a hand over here…I think I found a drunk…nope…it was just a brick
  • Orderly, Swinger, Priest now Cop…He’s living out a pornstar dream.
  • Like Father Like Son
  • Did her screaming knock the police offer out?
  • Instant Replay. Miracle of modern technology!
  • “Ladies are not very nice people.’ – Very Very Selfish.
  • You castrated me and that is not nice.
  • me and the kid are going to the RoseBowl and you can sleep in.
  • He knows a lot about bypassing elevator crap
  • he considered it!
  • Jump.
  • Twisted Ending. I CRAZY FOR DADDY!

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Christmas Evil (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

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War (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

International Double Crossing, Murder and Mayhem hotline, how may we help you heap cold dishes of revenge upon your enemies sometime in the distant future after some elaborate possibly unnecessary scheming that involves plastic surgery, betrayal and ninjas….today? oh man…we really need to shorter our corporate phone greeting. Hello, are you there?

Right. Uh huh. Sure, we just happen to have a guy that specializes in heisting horse dolls made of gold. Oh sorry, horsey action figures. How much? Well, in addition to the base cost of your eternal soul and happiness we will be needing payment in the form of briefcases full of cash with whatever weird ass twist of a tip of your choosing.

What do I suggest as a good tip? Well, tell me what you have in mind and I’ll give you some feedback. Right…uh huh…sure…sure…I see what you are going for there. But in addition to having it delivered by a lady in a black dress…how about she says “Here’s your money honey” drops the briefcase and then strips down to her itty bitty bottoms, turns and walks away never to be seen or heard from again. Oh yeah..I like that…it sounds totally unnecessary and we love that shit around here. Ok, I think I have everything we need here. Talk to you in 3 years. Bye

Oh man…what an exciting phone call. phew…time to address my oral fixation..Smoke ’em if you got ’em!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499556/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_(2007_film)

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SHOW NOTES

  • Bloody Violence!
  • That was fast…Does Jenny know? Cigarettes!
  • It is your oral fixation…
  • shot gun credits
  • 462 days of no lost time?
  • Oh..they are in a serious situation…not just a couple of guys at a bus stop.
  • Quick cuts are us.
  • I am Jason Stathom…and I see things.
  • FBI…nooo…back up is on the way Tom
  • Geez is this a Woo film? woooo
  • Man in the shadows is ninja gunman.
  • Even in the light he is in the shadows
  • Took one to the face…I got him.
  • Triads…Yakuza…and so forth…bullshit story…Rogue is a phantom…
  • Foreshadowing…you never know who is working for whom…
  • Drinking and driving?
  • Game day…don’t forget the steaks. He forgot the steaks…it happened that one time again. He forgot the stakes of working for the FBI as well
  • Oh man…the Rogue really took that face shooting personal. Shot him in the face..and then made him watch him kill his wife and kids first and then burnt the house down. Geez Rogue Phantom
  • The rogue is roguish except for the titanium bullet shells…that he just leaves like a calling card.
  • 3 years later…San Fran..
  • Black Light Boobies and Butt…hey hey hey hey…uh huh huh.
  • Killed them guards with his creadit card…platinum
  • Sure are a lot of skinny butt ladies in this movie
  • send in the dobermans. ohno!!
  • Tattoos for shirts.
  • Rogue is merciless…killed that poor doge with a bomb
  • Do you know what Shiro does to traitors…that’s right…bang to the head.
  • Yakuza…rings are kills.
  • The old thumb in the bullet hole wound.
  • Cop is my day job…doctor is my other job.
  • Rogue cost him his marriage…that is a good thing.
  • D.U. bullets
  • The Rogue cuts his face every 6 months…that is a lot of plastic surgery. What is the average recovery time for that…geez.
  • Shiro (Yakuza) killed Chang’s Family (Triads) and sold all of his shit except 2 statuettes that he is trying to sell currently. The Rogue was working for the Yakuza…maybe no so much now.
  • He doesn’t care about ancient feuds…
  • Closet full of black
  • 7412…terrible code.
  • That’s my wife Maria…she is not a horse
  • These two are the Ti brothers…
  • Careful…don’t leave your ear unguarded
  • So did he get his ear reattached? or will that guy be our chick in the bucket
  • Don’t fail me daughter
  • Meanwhile, in Chinatown
  • No Benny’s here…wrong answer.
  • Interpol is down in ChinaTown.
  • Plastic surgeons dropping like loose skin off an old person
  • The horses are not real horses…they are cars? ohhh…that is all a ruse
  • This music is pretty generic…sound machine.
  • Never pay your extortion money up front.
  • Oh…they are horses…DON’T TOUCH THE HORSES Ti!
  • Ok…I want your to take the guy his money…and then take off your tiny black dress and walk away. You did great!
  • Sniper gun down the ventilation shaft…out of sight out of mind.
  • Agent Wick says “Hold on Motherf’er”…this mofo is out
  • Which way down is faster…this way!
  • Your stupidity insults my father
  • 14 hour flight…need me a salad…chef salad…no blue cheese punk
  • Pain, Rage Loneliness.
  • Warehouse 16…you know the one
  • The eyes…the one thing the surgeons can’t change…but a pair of color contacts and some make up could.
  • “You will find only pain living in the past.”
  • What a 2007 looking hone.
  • I am still having trouble trying to figure out if the horses are an alliteration or not and if so…for what.
  • “Chasing Ghosts” that would have been a better movie title.
  • I don’t think you should be angry shooting at paper targets
  • Rogue has a thing for Maria?
  • Now you see my gun…now you don’t
  • What! I just realized that is Catalina from My Name is Earl
  • Triads hanging out at the local pizza and beer joint being angry.
  • Sure…I could hit you with a stick…but a burning stick!! Yeah!
  • Rogue just stirring up shit…so he can chase down the younger Joey Ti brother.
  • Tube fight! Tubes!
  • Uh oh…the Rookie is so dead.
  • Chang can not be shook. That is how he survives
  • Some strong smoking message here?
  • Spyker vroom.
  • “Now that is some spicy tuna…” hahaha jokes!
  • Stathom muscle car. All beef. Rogue is all class
  • oh no…not the muscle car!
  • Goi is right there! He ain’t the shooter!
  • This take down is going bad
  • Things I learned…don’t kill Stathom’s partners…he don’t like it.
  • “In Japan…you would be dead”
  • Jet Li’s “Eat Shit While Driving” is a lot of fun.
  • Stathom is all beef and anger
  • his name is Wu Ti – WOOOOTEEE
  • Rogue is still working for Shiro
  • That’s the order…there is no why
  • “I have no master”
  • He just ghost knifed ya…his other job is street magician.
  • he used to work for the CIA commissions to do surgery
  • Fate…choices…
  • If Rogue is in here…then who is the ninja outside!
  • Wu Ti doesn’t know about the gun under the desk.
  • Haha…poor Wu Ti…he took a lot of bullets
  • Never a good sign when a ninja is running away
  • You never leave the children to live after you kill their dad! That is classic for a revenge story 20 years later.
  • Rogue is a myth…a rumor.
  • Rogue does all the smooth things but forgets about FBI surveillance?
  • I got this one bullet that I worship…
  • Now it is time for your reward…that’s right…
  • See he gets it…remove all future threats.
  • “Angry face” and ” who gives a shit face”
  • You just knew them horses were going to be fake.
  • Too slow Rogue
  • You ordered the hit
  • I ordered many hits. I ordered the greatest hits.
  • You always leave the wife and daughter alone.
  • Ha! …Double Ha! Great ending
  • Tom Lone. Changing your face…Your voice…
  • Pain can be a weapon if you choose.
  • Crawford is the bad guy!
  • What what what! Unpossible
  • What’s in the box? Whats in the boooox?
  • Why wouldn’t he recognize his partners eyes?
  • Jet Li talks funny when he is being choked.
  • Twisty Twist Twist…is he dead! oh come on.
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Executive Decision (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

Intro

Oh hi,

We’re not gonna make it? You are! Seagal Out!

Well Steven, here we are explosively decompressed at 35,000 feet without a parachute again. Now, based on my training the average human should have about 30 seconds of useful consciousness at this height. But, I’m way cooler than the average human…sooo…45 seconds….buuuuut I just wasted 15 seconds of that on a word-math problem or is it math-word problem? Whatever, we have been in worse situations…you are! now focus up Sha-gaul…….Shuh-gal…See-gal…….no it’s Suhgal right? I mean how have I been saying it?…Shuuuguuuh…Ahhh…snap out of it, Whoever you are!

Ya know what…I don’t need useful brains…I’ll just fly the brain…so hee-ya! take that fluffy cloud and that…and this roundhouse kick to your fluffy face. Oh wait…look clouds! Did that experimental bomber pilot just eject from our mission plane! oh ho ho… Hello plot hole here I come. All I have to do is skyfall towards him and take my position on his his lap for a free ride back down to earth.

“Hello fellow American! May I hitch a ride back to mother Russia!” I mean….ah shit..covers blown…quick fly to safety Sea-gull! Cah Cah Cah Cah

Links

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116253/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Decision

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Executive Decision (1996) – Like 2 hours of intense zip lining, wire cutting, lights flashing action to get the attention of some while hiding from the attention of others. It’s sweaty work but Leguizamos got to do it.

Show Notes

  • Man this movie is pixelated
  • All Star Cast!
  • Very Military Thriller Music.
  • DZ-5 Russian Nerve Toxin
  • Jim and John wrote this…twins? Predator. Wild Wild West
  • Collins took one…he’s dead…for nothing! no DZ-5
  • 3 months later
  • Gee I wonder if Kurt is going to have to fly a larger plane later on. You are not prepared!
  • Flying anxiety. Relax and Fly the Plane. Stick and Rudder
  • What a weird side flash on the Jaffa Terrorist Wedding Napping.
  • 15 years of unrestrained Terrorism.
  • 6 months later.
  • Movie planes ridiculously large on the inside
  • Overhead luggage. Stupid Woman!
  • Sweaty Terrorist are prone to blowing up and sweating
  • Oceanic Airlines
  • Gun Reassemble
  • QA Has Bathroom Face Wash
  • These Terrorist look like Terrorist
  • I like calling the embassy and playing pre-recorded threats.
  • Hide my gun in my sock.
  • Circle that US Marshal…circle him!
  • Where is the Passenger Manifest…You destroyed it?
  • Sucking on Twizzlers and scrubbing audio.
  • Remember Guys…this is a think tank….we get paid to think
  • We do not negotiate with Terrorist…unless we do.
  • Do we like London that much…enough to negotiate. Is the President in London?
  • So we got this crazy plan. Let’s spend 20 minutes of the movie with some nut ass stunt to dock on a commercial jet with a stealth fighter and let’s let Seagal lead it and Kurt wear a tux and tag along.
  • So Allison died from the Million Dollar Baby death
  • This whole plan relies on a clip
  • How many wind shears happen while doing some crazy ass maneuver
  • Why is Cappy so damn heavy?
  • OMG Seagal died in most spectacular fashion.
  • I kind of like that Seagal held out for a better more heroic death
  • Castle Rock. Big Eye Six. Hail Mary.
  • Top 2 are dead in the team replaced with 2 non-supposed to be theres.
  • Shh…double finger sssssh
  • We only have part of our equipment
  • Whispering in the belly of the plan…time for a heated power struggle
  • Photo from 25 years ago…but I would recognize his voice…and know if I saw him.
  • Co-Pilot saw Americans…Soldiers…ignore this cut and bump on my head.
  • Yep. Still dead.
  • I traveled all this way to lay on the cold floor with a broke neck. That’s why I get paid the big bucks.
  • uh oh Velma…ya dropped your glasses
  • What is the in flight movie? Looks like Kurt Russel and a Monkey.
  • The Barefoot Executive (1971) Ha.
  • They have enough nerve gas to wipe out half of the eastern seaboard….time to just blow up the plane.
  • Scooting up and down the tube of a plane like some kind of Leguizamo Rat
  • How nice of them to include the captain with the bomb research
  • Why not just eject the bomb…lose pressure…
  • All the tech guys in this movie have oral fixations.
  • Whatever you do…don’t look into his eyes…his dreamy dreamy eyes…OMG I LOOKED INTO HIS EYES!
  • I need me a laser wire cutter
  • This operation has too many rookie factors
  • Red Handled Dikes?
  • Cappy
  • Coughing Cappy Death
  • Yaffa is Freeee…Free Yaffa for all!
  • 1:22:22 .. It’s an executive decision now.
  • 2-1 K…21 K!
  • The bomb wiring is a decoy…what else is a decoy
  • The under bomb has laser beams (Photo something beams)
  • The president is out of the country
  • This is more wire cutting than I had signed on for
  • Least fun game of Operation every
  • Also, way too many flashing lights in this movie.
  • Haha…wardrobe change.
  • Kurt Russel slowly morphs
  • The look of surprise on the sleepers face…priceless
  • Who Bye Box of Diamonds
  • When is this morphine supposed to kick in.
  • They are totally NOT in control
  • Whats wrong..FLAPS!
  • I love that Russel is announcing everything he is doing while trying to figure it out.
  • Shit…landing gear down.
  • Just fly the plane.
  • Just land the plane
  • Hey..my landing field!
  • hey…thanks…a chewed up coffee stirrer.
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Into The Blue (2005) – Filmsack Show Notes

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