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Soldier (1998) Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Good morning…. or afternoon or whatever the crap time it is on this blustery trash planet.

Thank you for rescuing me and bringing me to your home made of human waste. I am a man of few words; A soldier. If you have questions, I have face tattoos to answer them.

But….yeah here comes the but….I’m in the next room laying in the pile of trash you call the “guest bed” recovering from my near death coma when I am awoken by the sound of what can best be described as a flesh trumpet. Explain before I kill you and your family.

A Zerbert War. I’m in. Point me to these Zerberts and I will destroy them all. Sir, please remove your lips from my tummy. and that is how Todd learned to stop warring and to start loving.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120157/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldier_(1998_American_film)

TWITTER

Soldier (1998) – “My daddy was in maintenance and he used to say if it ain’t broke don’t fix it ….and something about nipples on a man…I don’t know…he was really hard to understand…. he had a lot of teeth.”

SHOW NOTES

  • Computers sure were noisy back in 1998. Flup flup flup…print
  • 1996 – Year Zero.
  • Meanwhile down at the Crybaby Bank.
  • A1 Sauce! 1A
  • Year 5 of Adam Project.
  • Weakness is death…and that boar is yummy!
  • ‘Don’t look away Todd! Look a the doberman pincher boar meat
  • Year 8! Solve a puzzle.
  • Love this music!
  • Year Twelve….run a little
  • Oh slow kid…you are so dead.
  • That kid really looks like Kurt Russell.Run Slow..Die Fast.
  • Year 16 or 18? Shoot ’em all
  • 2013 Year 17. Training is over…time to get the face tat
  • Year 38….time to have a War of Six Cities…5 Cities
  • The Moscow Incident…it was snowy.
  • 2036…Year 40…to space! I feel like we missed a few things.
  • Present Status: Between Wars…in the middle of a centipede massage.
  • Our soldiers are more hairless than yours…except my mustache.
  • Manufactured Soldiers.
  • “My daddy was in maintenance…if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.”
  • Shoot the ball son. 99%…that is very good…but not 100%
  • What a weird gym for manufactured soldiers.
  • My man left 20 minutes after yours…make a note chump.
  • C’mon old man!
  • The mind controls the body after all…and we do such wonderful things with the mind.
  • Send him up the chain rope!
  • What about spirit…stamina…
  • Chain fight!
  • No fair biting!
  • Do you know how much it cost to train you, feed you moron.
  • “Todd was our best man.”
  • A training accident…oops..dump these bodies far from here!
  • P376 Waste Disposal Ship
  • Seems like a lot of trouble when burning would be cheaper.
  • Arcadia 234 Waste Disposal Planet
  • Guess I live on Acadia 234 now. A real shit show. Hey people!
  • Storm!
  • Children of Arcadia
  • Hang on Jimmy’s back!
  • You keep an eye on him Mac!
  • oh…cds!
  • War tats
  • Send your most attractive woman to take care of the handsome stranger….
  • Shanghai 2012
  • Todd has never seen a double decker zerbert before. I must kill you all!
  • I made you something! It looks like a weapon…but it is to help you walk…see
  • Time to eat like you are ravenous. Ok…in this scene I need you to eat like you haven’t seen food in a year.
  • Uh oh…them are fighting words. Don’t call me a deserter.
  • He has lost his memory. Oh he does remember…he was replaced. By a better soldier sir.
  • Now how you feel?
  • They left Earth 12 years ago…when they crashed their ship.
  • Trinity Moons…
  • oh hi nipples.
  • Foreshadow…who would like to fight for a god forsaken place like this.
  • Have you seen my tiny mustache!
  • Time for our bi annual security sweep of the Arcadia … and we haven’t found anything in 12 years…but who knows!
  • The kids can’t speak because he got bit by a snake and was sick for a long time.
  • Use that Call Box!
  • I guess Arcadia used to be inhabited.
  • Uh oh…Jimmy chose the wrong day to be in front of a body mower on a windy day.
  • Oh man…that planet is out to kill them…wind only blew as long as it thought it was going to eat Jimmy…once that was off the table…no more wind.
  • Todd POS
  • They are dumpers…come every 20 or 30 days…we are unsure…cause we have only been here for 12 years
  • Musical Lust Montage.
  • Oh he knows…he knows
  • Carrot…Carrot…finger…Blood Carrot
  • Fear and Discipline….always….Free Hugs
  • Scary Space Santa
  • He is doing exercises….AKA punching a thing repeatedly
  • Flashback…and another Flashback.
  • Remember that time we killed people….good times.
  • Never interrupt me when I am hitting a thing.
  • I’m pretty tired…I think I will go home with my bloody fists
  • Kill the snake. Smash it with the boot!
  • Sorry Soldier…move along. You too scary for us…the Trash Owners Association board voted you out.
  • Take this scarf and go!
  • He crying! Stupid tears! Punch the tears
  • I live in a fuselage now! It is warm but full of tears.
  • This place is made up of green trash snakes…
  • Don’t worry daddy…I like to watch you and mommy sleep…I booted the snake real good
  • We all voted….wrong!
  • What…was Todd out there like one night…
  • Get your hands down fool.
  • Know what we haven’t done in a while? Ran a security sweep on planet trash.
  • This story is flimsy as hell.
  • We must not allow trespassers to steal our trash!!
  • You got no leg…no problem…I’ll drag you around stumpy
  • You done killed my best good friend…now I am going to punch you like a gas tank
  • Sir…how should I kill this one lady…well…with a rocket of course.
  • You don’t get a gun…and you don’t have to salute anymore…you are in charge of setting up the directv.
  • You brought a flamethrower to a rocket launcher fight..
  • Unit 703 growl.
  • My daddy always said…when you want to put a nail into a piece of wood. Pound it.
  • Nathan…your daddy is ded
  • 17 more! Body count!
  • Soldiers deserve Soldiers Sir.
  • Those new soldiers are hairless except for pit hair. What is your purpose!
  • Say hello to my snake pit. Do the new soldiers scream? the old soldiers did not
  • Welcome to my swimming pool of death. It is fireproof
  • Seems a little short sighted not to think of the weather.
  • Maybe you should have made them smarter instead of fast
  • Old 1 eye is pretty good at pushing buttons and flipping switches
  • You can’t just blow up a trash planet!
  • Shoot up some drugs and get up…We loved the rain fights in the 80s and 90s
  • Surely this depth perception will come into play.
  • I see it…do you see it…just kidding…..Helicopter blade to the gut…and double punch.
  • Finally got to crack his neck…
  • Fiery fire in the rain!
  • Ronnie’s not back…Fuck ’em…let’s go.
  • No! Not Busey!
  • Kill the Nazi like guy…he pee pee himself.
  • 67 or 76..it was 67…sortest dream code ever.
  • Instant families. Soldiers, Widows and kids.
  • Trinity Moons! Let us go!
  • From salutes to hold me’s
  • We have a new mission sir.

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Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Greetings organic life forms of Planet Space Farm. Up here Old man…I am in the spaceship that blots out your sun. Oh you are sightless…apologies.. No matter, I see I have caught you all in the common area. Good, I will only have to say this once: I am in possession of a Stellar Converter..now I know most of you rubes have no idea what that means….but let’s just say it turns your planet to fire…fire bad!

Anywho, me and my merry band of mutant marauders were just beebopping through the galaxy on our way to annihilate another planet of forms when we scanned your planet and found you have nothing but Shelter, Food and Face Moles…I could use at least 2 out of those 3 things. So, I will return in 7 rising of your sun to collect all the food and face moles I can eat. Yeah, I’m talking to you John Boy. I’m gonna wear that mole like a bikini on a Space Valkyrie. Valkyrie needs clothes badly.

Now excuse me. I must go soak Lobo’s foot. Just ask Kalo and Tembo…they’ll know what I mean.

Quasimodo Ship Operator. Manipulate the 1970s Earth Type Plasma Globes and set a course for Umateal.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080421/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars

TWITTER

Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) – This movie will tingle dingle dangle your prangle. Saw this movie as a kid. You are an old man.

SHOW NOTES

  • Rings of light
  • and into the space vagina we go!
  • Battle Beyond….The….STARS…wait…if you have gone beyond the stars you have gone too far…bring it back!
  • Battle of the Stars Wars
  • Corman/Horner
  • This is for sure an amalgamation of Star Trek, Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica
  • A planet of stone with a single green spot
  • They have one weather satellite (ship)
  • Planet Akir?
  • Technology that destroys and cleans up after itself.
  • They have Solar Technology.
  • Good thing we were all hanging out in the common area when the giant sky filling ship shows up.
  • Greetings Solar
  • I possess a stellar converter…if you didn’t know…it is the most powerful weapon.
  • 7 risings of your red giant.
  • Accept me as your master.
  • Snipers forward…let us show them we are serious.
  • I will return in 7 risings…you are mine.
  • I have a promise to keep…but always time to stop by and terrorize some space farmers.
  • ….and you are an old man.
  • to fight creatures of violence….you must use creatures or violence.
  • …you….you are a boy.
  • Each form has its function.
  • Zed is blind and owns a piece of junk ship.
  • The boy did not seem terribly concerned with the death of his friend
  • If we don’t make it…nobody else will
  • Fly you stupid Nell the Space Ship Snail
  • Nell is a Snail
  • I’m your home now kid.
  • What is up with your face bad guys?
  • Remember Lobo…Sador is wearing is left foot. I want to see him wear a foot!
  • My job is to find Mercenaries! and Weapons. Off to see the best weapons dealer in the universe. Doctor!
  • Bundle of wires
  • 8-Track Android
  • Cool…a scooty seat…no!! it has me in its grips…choke choke.
  • Wait a minute…I’m not an android…
  • Lady Space Welder
  • haha…we are here…we are the place where we picked you up to ride in the chair
  • Hello…welcome to my lair…here are my insides….lets talk.
  • When you are in my station you are in my presence.
  • Android Smurfs
  • Forms must prey on other forms to survive.
  • You’ve met my daughter…would you like to breed her….she is ready for the breeding.
  • Don’t you have enough toys.
  • Prepare the conjugal suite
  • Thanks Handy Smurf (Saunders)
  • Chlorophyll content…whatever…
  • it’s bigger…it’s wind
  • There is a form in the dark void…no munities until they are 5…
  • It is horrible out there…forms sucking forms.
  • The breaking out ceremony!
  • Come with us…you know about computers!
  • We didn’t get the weapons…but we did get his daughter…she knows about computers!
  • No weapons at all…but I got an analyzer!
  • They have replied to our ultimatum..it is our emissary…they powdered him.
  • Proud form! They will be an extinct one…nothing left…not even dust.
  • This is space cowboy…SOS…heeelp
  • The Barta? Bible?
  • Take life to save life.
  • No…not from behind…
  • Nell broke her primary programming!!! She must self destruct
  • Space is a sweaty place.
  • Poor planet Umatil and it dust ray.
  • Don’t like it…I’ll turn your planet into a star.
  • Mac Laser 4…We are going to need weapons…but we won’t know how to use them.
  • I’m a salesman…not a teacher kid!
  • My Rig is a Hauler…not a fighter.
  • Cowboy is obviously an earthling.
  • Noooo…not the chromatic space lights! Not to worry…we will blast it.
  • You are about to be eaten
  • Kelvins communicate by heat.
  • Sador lives…and you are fighting him…well why didn’t you say so protein form.
  • The Varda…What would the Varda say
  • ok…what’s the big idea…ya bunch of space freaks.
  • not the betraying limbs!
  • Third Eye Whites
  • Nestor always carries a spare.
  • Nestor’s greatest threat is bored to death.
  • Beam her up Kalo!
  • Tis a pleasure planet! In the darkest areas…
  • Zombie Sex Worker…out of date.
  • There is nothing left but me and the lower forms. The locals cleaned out the den of ill repute
  • I settle disputes very quickly. He is an assassin!
  • Food and Shelter is all we can offer…all we have is culture.
  • The richest mercenary…but at a cost…I am wanted and have no security. A meal and a place to hide. Stolen wealth and no where to spend it.
  • mmmm…pineapple space drink.
  • Valkeries!
  • Ha! anti smoking message right here in space
  • My name is Gelt. I was born in space.
  • 7 ships…
  • She was a hero….she slowed down the snitches and they all died.
  • Play your crystal Xylophone and create the trenches of death!
  • I have a scotch and soda belt.
  • Tingle Dingle Dangle his transistors.
  • Rear Guard 1 is dead dead dead
  • I have an army of genetic mistakes.
  • Only 2 sexes!!
  • Show me the Ropes…aka the sex
  • Does your species have kissing.
  • What is that that you are eating…it is a hotdog…
  • Gelt is like…GG
  • Pull out the sonic tanker.
  • Bloody ears!
  • The Kelvin have no ears…surprise space mother truckers…it is about to get hot in here.
  • Quick…get them to the protein Tanks!
  • Zed will give you the old blind man beating of your life.
  • Nell and Zed are linked. Zed is dead.
  • Not Gelt!!
  • They sent the spare…Do you have a high tolerance to pain…almost none. It is good to have skills.
  • Nestor arm…but it is connected to the Nestor…They are pretty good at arm control
  • Nestor is hit…repeat…Nestor is hit!
  • He is bringing out the Stellar converter.
  • Sybil said..eeeeek….Time to self destruct.
  • Retreat behind the sun.
  • Quasimodo controller
  • 10 nukes for the space cowboy. about 30 seconds to impact…time to play some harmonica. “He didn’t want to fight…but he came anyway.”
  • Hahaha….love Lizard mans battle cry.
  • First law of Barta…Wait you said you couldn’t blow up the nukes earlier.
  • Oh Shad…
  • Nell’s memory banks are done.
  • Old Corsair Nell.
  • Akir is mine…let us laugh…
  • To use greater force against itself…that is the first law of Barta?
  • Nell can’t count down.
  • Sador just wanted to live forever..sheesh
  • They are not dead…they are a part of us!

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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Thanks for speeding over to Captain D’s to meet me for dinner guys. I have something really important to ask you all in a very aloof manner and with no further delay…. hold on..there is a girl over at that table flashing gang signs at us.

Oh no…wait…it appears to be some sort of secret code that you see deaf people using when they want to make fun of your small feet.. No worries. I took an online course on this very subject. I got this.

Ok, she wants to know if you guys are my brothers. Short answer…No…long answer Brothers from another mother….. She says you guys are very cute…but not in a creepy way…awww….ain’t that nice..

no no…wait..I got that wrong…she says she is cute…and you guys are creeps. Well that wasn’t very nice. I am now telling her that she can go suck tartar sauce from Captain D’s size 10 feet… and now her dad is coming over…

Alright, I think it’s time to reveal my big news. I bought us all scooters! Will you scoot with me?

Now let’s get out of here in a manner that would imply Speed but would leave you asking yourself “this is speed?” Ibbott, blast the Reggae music. Randy, pass the Red Red Wine and Scott, hand me that chain saw…what? I don’t know why Captain D’s has a chainsaw…fewer questions more action!!

Speed 3 colon small title We got Scooters.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120179/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_2:_Cruise_Control

TWITTER

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) – Not as good as Speed 1 but better than Speed 3…. that never happened because this movie killed it slowly. oh so slowly. You’re a mad man De Bont!

SHOW NOTES

  • How many knots is 55?
  • This is very exciting music and credits
  • Ocean…Road…Bike!
  • Pop a wheelie. No stunts and no wrecks Alex.
  • Tim Conway!
  • My last boy jack. 2 years ago…pepper spay perfume.
  • So was that the joke? She didn’t have a license? Did she lose her license?
  • This box truck is losing its cargo! That is a lot of cargo…What is this delivery delivering?
  • Dip…another Dip! 2 Dips…
  • He’s a guy that works the beach on a bike.
  • That is the slowest motorcycle in the universe….can’t even catch up with a
  • 295 Hye
  • You’re a mad man Shaw!
  • Swat Team…Suicide Squad. He has been lying about his job. He lets her pick the movie.
  • He is a romantic…Jack was not a romantic.
  • Surprise Boat Party.
  • She is sitting next to Dafoe….like she wouldn’t notice.
  • Dante…Welcome to Paradise…sell some mugs.
  • 7 day cruise
  • It is that guy from Friends…the maintenance guy who dances with Joey
  • Romeo Dafoe
  • I need you to boogie with me.
  • Wake up boys. Shake up a couple of jars of leaches.
  • Those golf clubs are explosives! and the balls? Those balls don’t look suspect at all.
  • Hacking the Seabourn Legend.
  • We at Fat Busters…we say Fat is your friend
  • Your body is a computer.
  • How did they get UB40?…golfers clap.
  • There is a multi-million dollar jewelry collection.
  • Even the deaf girl can feel the dope beats that UB40 is dropping.
  • Daddy Downer
  • Drew the Deaf girl..
  • The girl across the way is flashing me gang signs…oh wait…she wants to know if you guys are my brother’s. She says our kids would be very ugly.
  • Everybody wants these kids to get together.
  • Can I order À la carte
  • Rich guys always making regular guys jewelry look small. Size doesn’t matter.
  • Plugging in my 9 pin serial console cable.
  • Drunk Dafoe using his Drunken Master to pull off some sneaky moves
  • Don’t drop your tiny coffee captain…
  • He just LoJacked the ship.
  • Nasty…Dafoe got that while flashlight in his mouth. I hope he washed that flashlight before he pleasured it.
  • Satellite Guided Ship.
  • Golf Ball bombs.
  • The captain is drinking his tiny coffee.
  • We have lots of fun…don’t we Lolita.
  • We have lots of fun…but not so much fun that I ain’t gonna puke…gross.
  • Dafoe is leeching himself? Time for group therapy
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zfXkQ5QkrE Lolita
  • Dude…who the hell skeet shoots on a cruise ship…that would be the worst.
  • Skeet shooting instead of sex?
  • She likes to take care of him…Embarrassing for him.
  • Great soundtrack.
  • I don’t even know your cop number.
  • Do not disturb….Make up room please….
  • Maybe I flipped the card…club face! Stole his uniform.
  • Human Error…! 4 degrees…
  • Lead singer of Bush (Gavin Rossdale) is navigating. The Autopilot won’t go down.
  • They didn’t have any size 10s…I told them size didn’t matter.
  • One more thing…I would like to plug-in with you.
  • Captain Pollard. Who is running the ship? Oh yeah..I am.
  • DaFoe is a disgruntled computer engineer.
  • DaFoe does a really good crazy.
  • The Texas Sisters. …say Dallas…So did Dafoe go home with the sisters.
  • Deaf Girl Drew is a total flirt. Speed 3
  • You look like a clown.
  • Daddy Jerk face.
  • He can only trust his instinct. The only certain thing.
  • Always cock blocked for pipping the question.
  • Dafoe is taking a lot of pills.
  • Earthquake at sea.
  • This ship is explosive…
  • watch me blow up this ship
  • Sir I think you should push the button
  • 3 minutes to stop….15 minutes to evacuate
  • Have these fires been confirmed.
  • Sulpher based smoke..not explosives.
  • 6 hours to destination.
  • Get in the boat…get out of the boat.
  • Always some dumbass in these movies that won’t listen.
  • Where is the speed in this movie?
  • Nooo…not Dante!! How about a deal on those photos Dante?
  • She is starting to participate…gangplank!
  • Geiger…I know it was him.
  • Oh good…they didn’t kill him.
  • The plot thickens.
  • “No little girls in here…just big women…normal sized women!”
  • Come on Dante…stop being negative!
  • Sandra Bullock is problem solving
  • Why is there a chainsaw on a cruise ship.
  • I’m a navigator.
  • Time to flood the ship….that sounds like a bad idea
  • Chainsaw wielding Bullock.
  • You trying to drown Drew!
  • Hope they didn’t let any sharks in!
  • Relationships based on extreme circumstances rarely works out.
  • You don’t have to save the ship Alex! But don’t I?
  • Geiger is in pretty good shape for a really sick guy.
  • Geiger has a forearm keyboard…tippity tip tap.
  • Alex thinks computers and TVs can be stopped by bashing the monitors.
  • He got copper poisoning and that is why he is on a rampage. Alex is a bit of a brute.
  • Maniacal Dafoe laugh.
  • Darn Fire Doors
  • Ship Shop music!
  • I need my saw!
  • This gernade has a number.
  • Taking the ship hands shoe lace.
  • Clothing is a common solution to these problems.
  • Where is the grenade it’s in my hand.
  • What did they do with the grenade!
  • He is driving us into an oil tanker…17.8 knots. 20 mph…
  • Lion ship oil tanker.
  • No problem…just tie my shoe lace around the propeller.
  • Even if you stop the propeller will it slow the ship enough…we got some momentum.
  • 4296…blah blah blah badge number.
  • snake that line in there…
  • man….he did not think that through….he about got sucked up.
  • That propeller is made out of something tougher.
  • You slowed it down..but you didn’t stop it
  • Mr. Juliano…
  • Oh no…blood in the water…one arm free style.
  • Get those big nasty anchors up you oil tanker.
  • So how did he go from functional engineer to absolute maniacal mad man?
  • I’m good with this. Annie is safe…
  • Why didn’t anyone tell the passengers about the collision.
  • Two Large Wheels connected to a shaft.
  • I guess those speakers are water proof and they work underwater.
  • I said starboard wheel!!!
  • This movie still has 30 more minutes
  • Echelon Lion
  • So does that wheel turn the ship? Couldn’t do that sooner?
  • Lousy cruise ships.
  • That is one angry anchor.
  • Oh shit…oh shit…
  • that is way worse…
  • Meanwhile on the Good Ship Bananas.
  • ha! this anchors are like…nope…we weren’t designed for this.
  • Where is the boat horn?
  • That was one explosive dinghy.
  • Everybody get away…
  • What a very smart boy for seeing those boats
  • This slow speed crash is more humorous than thrilling.
  • haha…6 knots is like 7 mph
  • This is less Speed and more like Momentum.
  • No! not the church bell!
  • What kind of low frame slow-mo is this? It sucks.
  • “My Car!”
  • Now the ship is tipping over
  • Now he has broken both of his arms.
  • LAPD…
  • This speed boat chase is the most speed we have had for almost the entire movie
  • We are on a date…
  • The plane got impaled and now it is going to blow?
  • So in the end….he blew up the oil tanker?
  • Look what I found in international waters
  • 50 years!
  • 8 minutes of credits.
  • Wow she is back after a week for drivers
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we …uh… we …. hold on a second guys. There is a large metallic ball forming in my office. I hope this isn’t a repeat of the Phantasm Incident…oh it’s really crackling and popping…I don’t like it…oh wait…a naked lady just emerged.

“Pardon me ma’am…it’s not my birthday and that is no cake you just popped out of. Can I help you?” What’s that? You like my glasses…well thank you… they are from the Elton John collection…fun fact…not all of his glasses are covered in glitter and shaped like……hey! Don’t take those I need those to read the rest of this….this….Jethro…no! no! Intro! yeah…Intro.

Oh wait…another ball is forming…It’s a naked guy! He seems equally pissed! Hey guy! Strippers around back ….and you really can’t call yourself a stripper if you are already naked! I mean what are you going to take off! Your head…oh my god he did it…

Uh oh…he must have said something because she is gesturing for him to “talk to the hand”…and he is doing it…literally talking to her hand…but that ain’t no hand buddy…it’s a flamethrower….

Hey Hey Hey…take that fighting outside…I’m seeing a lot of holes and dangly bits I don’t care to see in this context…aaand now there is a hole in my wall…thanks guys!

Well I don’t know what that was all about but it appears that fate is trying to murder 2020 and this episode of Filmsack. But I don’t believe in fate…so suck it ya naked…pissed off…. piece of poo… Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_3:_Rise_of_the_Machines

TWITTER

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Like asking Arnold Schwarznegger to rob an AM/PM Store for 30 Million dollars. Talk to the hand. Wait..give me the money. I’ll be back.

SHOW NOTES

  • Will he be back?
  • Rumbly Intro
  • The Future has not been written…there is not fate but what we make for ourse…..NUKE! – Jon Connor don’t believe that.
  • They tried to murder me before I was born…and at 13…and at…
  • Mom said the storm was coming! 3 Billion Lives gone instantly…just us left.
  • We stopped Judgment day…but now…this life…
  • Living off the grid…no phone…no address…just this bad motoscooter a Terminator taught me how to use.
  • Is it always a skull intro for Terminator movies
  • Less than stellar CGI…but 2003
  • These bots are humanoid in apparence.
  • Bad Motoscooter in the dark dark wearing dark and going fast….Deer says…sup
  • Meanwhile in Beverly Hills. A store window.
  • Melty Manican
  • Terminators always show up nek’ed and with a bad attitude…
  • When a naked dude approaches guys laugh….naked lady….Can I get you some help!
  • Is she talking to a fax machine? “We need you to make your best 2003 modem face…”
  • This Terminator is not off the grid
  • In movies the police always talk to you from their loudspeakers in their car…happens in real life?
  • 20cc’s of cleveage stat.
  • I like your car…taken! I like your gun…taken…I like your cheeseburger….nooooo
  • She hates machines…she will be our love interest
  • Do father’s ever call their kids…kiddo? Hey Kiddo.
  • How many stars is her father.
  • She do no wanna get married.
  • Tricky Bastard Virus.
  • Use our AI! Noooo. Fly with a Bazooka
  • Skynet is not ready Daddy!
  • Now that is how you keep your Time Travel on the down low…pop your bubble out in the desert
  • Arnold Side Nipple!
  • Them dogs at the animal hospital be like…nooooo…those are my pills!
  • What kind of dog pills are good for on the run humans.
  • Stripper shows up naked is not stripper…he is just a naked guy.
  • haha…Talk to the hand! Hello hand.
  • Elton John glasses…I don’t think so.
  • T-1000 gear is pretty abundant…is that a choice when choosing your time travel landing spot
  • This drive thru is backwards.
  • Jose! You dead.
  • Global Digital Network
  • oh William…don’t tell crazy tracy who you are.
  • Just gonna do some doggy drugs and cutting.
  • We got a midnight (5:30 in the morning) sick cat coming in…that is some dedication.
  • Great we got junkies.
  • Chemical neuter dogs would be a bit risky
  • Crazy cat hairball lady’s cat’s name is Hercules.
  • Mike Cripkey’s basement…What does that mean!
  • His foster parents were murdered.
  • Catherine Brewster? A little late to ask…how about a blood DNA test. No!
  • Do Terminators have vision problems…they always looking through their eyebrows.
  • How does she have all the DNA database.
  • Catherine runs like a nerd
  • John Connor can not even break out a cage designed for a dog
  • Close range paint guns would hurt.
  • Gun or Truck. I choose truck.
  • Catherine Brewster…come with me.
  • Wow…she would just sell him out like that…
  • She is somewhere between mechanical and liquid
  • Good Terminator…or bad…Terminator
  • You can’t compete with that.
  • Hey son…your animal hospital van ain’t got no driver side door
  • Toyota Tundra…
  • Ok…Ok…I understand she could control electrons remotely…but how did she Maximum Overdrive mechanical things like shifting and steering.
  • Don’t yell at the driver
  • This is my company car…
  • Take this company car and shove it
  • ok…so she is a little bit OP
  • I am assuming nanobots?
  • I am the wide load champion…Who even needs a street with utility poles of people
  • uh oh…suburban neighborhood and front yard clearing could be easy kid death
  • Wiping Schwarzneggers from your wide load truck like a bug.
  • This is a massive care chase scene
  • How much large city equipment can we destroy
  • He is such a polite Terminator
  • Why can’t she just turn herself into a motorcycle and chase them?
  • No sign of Brain Trauma! nice check.
  • Drop dead asshole…I am unable to comply
  • A Tx was sent back? A Calculator?
  • We stopped Judgment Day…You only postponed it…It is inevitable.
  • Connor take the wheel.
  • Nano shit…there it is….
  • An Anti Terminator Terminator
  • Dropping fuel cells like tiny atomic bombs in the dessert
  • AM/PM store
  • This is Whack at the AM/PM Store
  • I need to shop like Schwarznegger at an AM/PM Store slamming shit into a basket.
  • She has a painful scream.
  • If she has Pet Doc 2…what is their other ride?
  • I have a fiance..he is going to be looking for me…I don’t like him…but he might.
  • Connor is a bit of a downer in the back of a beat up pet doc van.
  • Killing his captains.
  • Their paths cross every 10 years…or is that the convergence…they are going to be sweeties and make the baby that does the thing in the future.
  • TX is like a snake
  • Scott Mason Mask
  • Come with me if you want to Leave
  • I’ll be right back
  • No Fate But What We Make!
  • Don’t Do that.
  • Sarah Connor put a weapons stash in her will. They spread her ashes
  • Living in Baha. 6 months with Lukemia…fought for 3 years…long enough to make sure the world didn’t end
  • How did she shoot him in the face for him to spit out bullets
  • Thank gawd…just kill her already…she is all reasonable like a real person. I want fake movie people!
  • Anger is more useful that despair…basic psychology is one of his subroutines.
  • Right by the desert….Chest bursting hand for driving.
  • Cate…My name is Doctor Silverman…I’m a throwback…Hostage situation. Impossible things…crazy things.
  • hahah…Drop your weapon…and the coffin.
  • So is the doc in this triangle as well?
  • No Human Caualties…but a lot of pooped pants.
  • Contacts with military and his wife.
  • hey…that’s not my fiance!
  • Tx’s run fast
  • TX can take the form of any organic thing it touches…did it touch a snake? How about a cat?
  • We need a new vehicle. Valley of Peace is seen better days.
  • Primary weapon damaged..
  • Truck drive is nope….lady on the side of the road with a flamethrower for a hand…talk to the hand..talk to the flamethrower
  • Healthy Female
  • Termanatrix
  • Robert Brewster – Air Force Cyber Research Skynet
  • It is all about your father…only he can shut down Skynet
  • Judgment day is today? 3 hours from now.
  • Robot….Cybernetic Organism
  • Resistance Captured me and reprogrammed me. I was an assassinationer
  • If you die I have no reason to exist
  • She is in charge.
  • July 4th, 2039..you ded
  • So T1000 killed John and then she reprogrammed him to go back and protect him.
  • Skynet is taking everything down…
  • Is John actually doing anything with that C4? He is not making much progress.
  • Mike Crypkies basement….it was a good time.
  • Levity is good…it relieves tension and the ear of death.
  • Terminators are easy to spot…they all look pissed and on a mission.
  • Mr. Chairman. and Mr Brewster….all the monies you need.
  • T1-2 looks like a bad Johnny Number 5
  • Don’t press that Y
  • Daddy is like what….twins!
  • She’ll be back
  • Skynet has become self aware.
  • T1-2 is like a a gallery game….pew pew pew
  • no…the T1-8…oh they just have sequential numbers…no 7….don’t kill number 5…number 5 is alive!
  • the codes are in the the red envelope….you have to get to crystal peak.
  • Particular Accelerator leads to the runway.
  • Terminators need a purpose
  • 2003 CGI
  • Oh man…somebody blew up the toilet! Do not go in there.
  • Man down…all the man down
  • Everything on a swivel. Head…check…legs…check….arms…check.
  • Who let the drone inside?
  • Finally…Cate is a movie hero
  • You remind me of my mother…wrong thing to say?
  • Magnets…yes…magnets…take that you mechanical piece of liquid poo!
  • He has been reprogrammed.
  • She trained on her father’s plane…they are pretty quick to explain stuff.
  • CPU is intact but other things…not so much.
  • Desire is irrelevant.
  • Humans always reasoning with robots.
  • This truck makes me angry!
  • He shut himself down with his ass cheeks clinched in tight leather pants.
  • Reboot the machine! Virus gone…it was 2003…it is how we do.
  • Green screen run
  • Get a bigger chooper
  • I’m back
  • detachable legs
  • John’s limp explained
  • Fuel cell in the mouth
  • haha…conspiracy be splaining. It is just a fallout shelter to VIPs
  • Her daddy lied to get them to safety…cause they are the VIPs
  • They went all that way to get to a bunker when they were already headed to a bunker.
  • Daddy’s mission was the same as T1…which was like Johns dad. You can’t stop fate. Sometimes you just have to accept it.
  • All those bunkers with old isolated computers…this is the rise of the resistance. Fate…Crystal Peak.
  • I am in charge…screw Cate…I’m in charge…till I’m dead…then she is in charge.
  • It was software in the net…there was nothing to shut down.
  • Our destiny was to survive Judgement day
  • Daddy knew but I didn’t want to hear it.

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Inception (2010) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Arby’s

Oh hi,

Hey guys. You will have to excuse my low energy intro today, I haven’t been getting any good sleep this week. So tired. Yawn. I even fell asleep a few times during this week’s movie. Oh man, am I even awake right now or is this all just a dream? Yawn. Excuse me..

hey, hold on a sec..I should check my totem to make sure this isn’t all just a dream. It’s one of those small rubber bouncy balls. So Let’s check the texture, yep course and rubbery for gripping, how about the smell…mmm..yep…that’s how those smell…funky! and finally let’s see how this thing defies gravity when I chuck it at the wall. Oh shit! Arby’s ! Definitely awake!

So what’s for lunch today? Arby’s? How about a little Hot Beef Inception! We got the meats. WAKE UP !

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inception

TWITTER

Inception (2010) – Like a movie in a movie where you have to squeeze logic through the narrowest street in Mumbai. Music intensifies. Is this polyester? #dreamlogic

SHOW NOTES

  • Is this the one with the boat?
  • Washed up
  • building sandcastles
  • old man lights
  • They are in the mind…of Saito…outside is a city bombing.
  • Mal is real? or no real? The kids? Who’s the kids?
  • Oh…we are in Arthurs mind
  • If you die in the dream then you get extracted…but if it was his dream why didn’t it stop when he woke up.
  • Who’s mind are we in?
  • Batman!
  • Get slapped in real life…get tossed about in the dream.
  • if he won’t wake up…dunk him!
  • So he was the last to wake up…must have been his mind.
  • Saiko has a gun.
  • His side chic ratted him out.
  • What was in the safe.
  • No wait…they aren’t even in that dream level. they are on the train.
  • Is it wool or polyester.
  • Dream within a Dream
  • No…They were in the other guys dream
  • Why a train?
  • Spin the top. Am I awake? One way to find out…shoot myself.
  • Top fell…don’t have to shoot myself.
  • Dad is away because he is working…and grandma says you are never coming back and grandma says no…I ain’t talking to you.
  • Mommy is dead.
  • So far we never see the kid’s faces.
  • Mal is creeping into his dreams
  • Cobol Engineering. I can’t speak for them
  • He said the movie!
  • You can’t plant an idea. Yes you can…no huh
  • Old man in poor health need to trick his son into breaking up the company
  • Do you want to be an old man…alone…?
  • He has done it before…he has went deep enough…who did he do it to?
  • Going to need a new architect.
  • Dad taught him how to navigate minds.
  • They don’t come into the dream. Just build the levels.
  • Mal won’t let him do it anymore.
  • “Just one last job!”
  • Dad is willing to sell out his students to his crazy son!
  • You have 2 minutes to make a maze that takes more than a minute to solve…AGAIN! These squares are stupid! A Circle!
  • The fraction of a mind fallacy
  • Create and perceive at the same time.
  • You can’t remember the first part of a dream …how did I get here.
  • Military use to train soldiers because you can feel pain in dreams
  • 5 minutes in real world is an hour in dream.
  • Architect is the playground and the subject fills it with their subconscious
  • The subconscious does not like you doing funky stuff
  • Giant mirror doors in the street.
  • Never recreate real places !
  • You can’t wake up
  • You need a totem.
  • It’s not the debt. It’s the simplicity.
  • Chemist….Architect..Who else do you need
  • One Cafe…stop screaming!
  • Running through the streets of…Mumbai
  • I guess it is alive or dead.
  • Squeezing through tight spaces be hard for Decaprio
  • 3 Levels Deep.
  • The Penrose Steps.
  • Projections don’t like being fooled
  • Mal was nice in real life.
  • 6 peoples in a 3 level deep.
  • The Chemist using it everyday.
  • 12 to share the dream 3 to 4 hours.
  • What’s in the box!? How are they actually connected to each other? Chemically?
  • He never spun the top in the nasty ass bathroom
  • Did she make a bishop for her totem
  • He has Mal’s totem…and now it is his totem
  • We need a 3 level kick
  • Sydney to Los Angeles
  • We need to buy out first class…I bought the airline…it seemed neater. Neat!
  • 10 hours of 1st level sleep.
  • He knew he wanted to marry Mal because he had a dream? Did Mal plant the idea?
  • What’s in the basement Decraprio!?
  • He won’t let them turn their faces.
  • You are waiting on a train…a train to nowhere…but it’s ok…because you will be together.
  • First class roofie
  • In order to be killed in the dream you would have to believe you were shot.
  • His sub-conscience is secured.
  • Raw infinite sub-conscience
  • Trapped in Fischer’s mind.
  • He did it with Mal!
  • A week at level 1
  • He was a fat kid?
  • Old man in Limbo…Filled with regret and alone.
  • “Disappointed.”
  • When were you in Limbo!
  • When we arrived at the shores of our subconscious we were stuck there for like 50 years.
  • Mal locked something away. A truth she knew…but chose to forget…she locked up her totem…
  • Mal was convinced that reality was just a dream.
  • On our anniversary…she was going to kill us both
  • She set him up in so he would have to jump.
  • She is asking him to take a leap of faith…that was what Saito said as well. Is Saito really Mal? Trying to coax him out.
  • Run with Mr. Charles.
  • 2nd level Arthur is the dreamer
  • Room 49 under 528
  • 3rd Level is Fischer’s Subconsciousness
  • The biggest problem is…things that are happening in 2nd level are happening too close in real time in 3rd level.
  • Who is the architect at the 3rd level?
  • Push you off the Paradox
  • Kicks require gravity
  • Music intensify’s
  • Arthur is making some kind of human centipede on level 2
  • Did he make them head to foot…face to face…ass to face…ass to ass?
  • It’s Mal. Of course it’s Mal.
  • Too late.
  • Weird floaty stack of nappers
  • Why did they have a napping kit on level 3…they had no plan for that.
  • on the shores of the subconsciousness….but isn’t that his..
  • Arthur is working the problem on level 2
  • “Your World is not Real.” Simple idea that changes everything
  • He spun the top that expressed the idea…Your world is not real.
  • Falling up!
  • come back so we can be young men together again.
  • does it stop spinning! does it matter!