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Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

… grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack:

Hello and welcome to the Good Guy Build-A-Buddy Workshop now open in the Chicago Mall….. Today, we have invited a few lucky kids from the Chicago Orphanarium for the chance to build their very own officially licensed and “Totally not Evil” Talking Good Guy Doll.

Alright, little orphaned Andy…grab a metal doll head and some recycled old people dentures from that bucket next to you and get over here and pour some hot plastic all over that mess and I’ll “supervise” from a safe distance.

Hey, you’re doing great Andy! But don’t look at me Andy! Look at the doll! Not me Andy…the doll! Alright, calm down. We have a burn kit on the way…stop crying and grab some eyes out of that bucket you knocked over when you were flailing about.

Now, carefully load those eyes into the eye gun. We are going to have you shoot the eyes right into the dolls face. I know it may sound ridiculous…but trust me…it really is the only way…. Ok everybody it looks like Andy has ironically shot his own eyes out with the eye gun.

Hang on Andy, I have a plan. I’m going to transfer your life force into your doll with a voodoo chant I learned in mall jail a few years back… ok here goes: Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho…..Orange Julius….Corn Dog 7….Give me the power of Claires I beg of you!

Andy? Are you in there? Ok Andy’s dead. No wait…he’s stabbing my leg. It looks like he is going to be fine. Hey Andy don’t do that. What’s that Andy? Call you Chuck. Alright Chuck. Let’s get you back on the bus. Oh you want a piggy back ride…ok…hop on…hey….not so tight Chuck..

and now for something really evil. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099253/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child%27s_Play_2

TWITTER

Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Because sometimes you have to fight a resurrected demon doll inhabited by the spirit of a serial killer currently hiding in the basement of your foster home with an electric carving turkey knife part 2.

SHOW NOTES

  • Chucky is a doll
  • Universal Monster for the late 80s and Early 90s
  • From Eye to Tunnel of the city.
  • That is one burnt chucky.
  • 2 like Z for Zorro.
  • Fun One Lincoln…I bet Matthew McCanahahaha is in there.
  • Oh man…Good Guy dolls are metal underneath with porcelain teeth? no wonder demon occupied.
  • Shove them appendages in there.
  • So the facility is down by the docks and dump?
  • Guy Guy Batteries…Size C
  • Play Pal Toys
  • Good Guy doll
  • Walk and Talk…My stomach hurts. Good news?
  • Rumors Hi, I’m the lakeshore stranglers…uh huh huh…
  • We rebuilt the doll…we rebuilt him better…stronger…faster…6 dollar man.
  • Well give us a minute…we aren’t used to making them manually…
  • So we built a mini eye inserter…and now I’m electic and dead…eyes!
  • C’mon Andy…let’s talk about it…Talking helps the nightmares go away
  • Bad Man in Good Guy Doll…no hell…stay in doll too long and trap…his real name was Charles Lee Ray…and you are the first person I told…so now you are mine.
  • Dreams can’t hurt you…unless you are on Elm Street.
  • Stick this doll up your ass.
  • Go Fish Doc
  • Come over and look at this child behind the 1 way mirror…Wanna Foster?
  • Ritual Voodoo Charles Lee Ray (the lakeshore strangler) who lives in Andy’s Good Guy Doll…reconstituted.
  • Chocolate is my favorite…but I’ll eat eggs.
  • Way to go…way to freak the kid out. Hit a Good Guy Truck
  • Holy crap…his Foster Parents live in a Barbie Dream House with tons of old trinket shit.
  • It’s ok…No foul.
  • Uh oh…this Foster Mommy ain’t got nobody to pass onto.
  • Age out Foster Kid…gotta make the scratch….
  • Foster Mom … are you serious…A Good Guy doll (Tommy)…really lady…you suck!
  • Play Pals Toys trucks always be blowing horn.
  • Lose your umbrella? No problem…let it go like a balloon
  • Stupid Doll won’t fit in my trunk.
  • Vodka on 2 week anniversary. How does one have his car full of toys and have time to hook up?
  • Car Phone…Bag Phone…beep beep beep.
  • Uncle Charles.
  • That is a Gold Card…just as good as cash man. No card!!
  • Water pistol
  • wasting no time
  • A storm is coming
  • How did Chucky Break Tommy’s Face with a porcelain
  • Hey…want me to say your name backwards.
  • Give a kid a smoke and he will smoke it.
  • Kyle is a chain smoker.
  • Sorry Jack…Chucky’s Back.
  • Pull them Batteries!
  • Mr. Simpson is never getting that figurine glued back together.
  • Andy is a pushy swinger.
  • Keep your friends close…keep Chucky closer.
  • “What do I know about teenage girls.?” more than 2 weeks ago.
  • Chucky is always wanting to play. “Hide the soul.”
  • Chucky is trying to take over my soul.
  • haha…I’m going to get rid of him…by tossing him down the stairs into the basement.
  • What is Mrs. Simpson’s accent?
  • First Chucky..and now I have to ride the bus.
  • Chucky is turning human again.
  • Who me? Just playing a little chain ball…yeah…I just stand here by myself and bang a basketball against a chain link fence.
  • Get Bent Micro Chip
  • Adults always tossing Chucky in dark places.
  • He Pumped her in the chest and then gave her 30 licks with the stick.
  • ha! He is going to put the kid in the under the stairs cabinet?
  • His name is Tommy…look at it!
  • electric knife!!
  • Tommy’s Alibi…been at the bottom of the stairs all night.
  • Sometimes you have to face your demons…in the basement…with an electric knife…and a lot of nerve
  • Phil. Neck broken.
  • Foster Parent singular.
  • Meanwhile, down at the home for crazy kids.
  • Most of Chucky’s Day is spent pretending to not be alive.
  • ha! She found the body. I did not see that coming.
  • Chucky is never where you leave him…unless it is at the bottom of the stairs in the basement.
  • Chucky has a knife…Chucky has a knife.
  • Chucky has already racked up 3 killings and 2 carjackings.
  • Chicago Police!
  • “You’ve seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.” – Redflag!
  • Buckle up for safety
  • Come on Kyle…just go…don’t bother trying to run him over… “Me screaming at the screen.”
  • A little game of Chucky says…Move it…that was a short game.
  • That is the 2nd murder Kyle has been involved in. maybe 3…the cops are coming to get her.
  • You didn’t think we were going to setup a whole Chucky Factory and not return to that!
  • “Close your eyes and count to 7 and you will soon be in heaven.”
  • The demon hot line has got to be tired of all the hangups Chucky is always making to transfer his soul. Too late.
  • This did not get scary until we got to Desperate Chucky. When he was just annoyed it wasn’t too bad.
  • There are Chucky dolls coming down the manufacture line…are there workers there?
  • Andy almost got Chucky Eyes implanted into his feet.
  • Yeah that maintenance guy had to get the eyes
  • Did they just give Chucky Pubic hair
  • So what was that one button? the really want to f something up button?
  • Andy has a bit of the killer in him.
  • That kill box at the top of the conveyor really needs to have a sign that says…Danger. Bad Shit
  • Chucky looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.
  • We killed Chuck Thrice.
  • Kyle is for sure going to have to go on the run. As far as the cops are concerned…she killed her foster parents and the foster home director and kidnapped Andy…and most likely killed Andy’s Teacher and the poor night maintenance guy at the Play Pal Good Guy Warehouse.

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Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Oh by all means American Business Men Type, please interrupt my game of Chinese Chess I was enjoying with my Mogwai in a cage, before you rolled your crappy TV into my tiny downtown shop filled with the priceless antiquities of my people. You break, it you bought it!

Oh I mean…welcome to Mr. Wings of New York…how may I help you? Uh huh…right…listen have any of you seen my grandson? Little Wing? No? Oh that’s right…I fired him 6 years ago for being a little shit. Speaking of little shits. You guys want to see what I have in this cage? No? Still set on showing me your little film? Don’t care…whoosh! Look at that! I bet you guys have never seen one of these! Clean up on aisle 6-6-6! Am I right. Seriously though, I know a guy who performs miracles on stained underwear. Ancient Chinese…oh nevermind…

Yeah he was a lot cuter last night before I fell asleep in my chair smoking my pipe. Had a bit of a beard fire…I’m old…it’s dry…set off the sprinkles….by the time I got back. Well you can see it. It was like one of those play-doh fun factories…you know the kind with the dough press….splurt…yeah…I know

Oh well, it could have been worse. It could have been a 2 hour movie about a Gremlin Super Spreader Event with a line up of Gremlin Themed Mutations that plows into the absurd right when Hulk Hogan demands cold soda, hot popcorn and satisfaction. I mean…who would watch that! I did..twice.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins_2:_The_New_Batch

TWITTER

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) – Like a rubber bat on a stick…maybe you could you it on your show! “Where is the moan…there is supposed to be a moan here.”

“Because of the end of civilization, the Filmsack Network now leaves the air. We hope you’ve enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you’ve enjoyed… life.”

SHOW NOTES

  • Die Hard with Gremlins
  • Meanwhile, down in ChinaTown
  • So far…great start…we already had bugs bunny and daffy with a fight…might as well start the movie.
  • Mr. Wang…I develop the biggest buildings in New York…you have the smallest things.
  • Big Time China Town.
  • Let us roll the TV Cart in and you can see an offer.
  • An Area of agreement that two people can reach.
  • It is more difficult to agree with oneself
  • Mr Clamp and his clamp on the world.
  • Please…keep the TV…TV TV
  • Rambo! That is Howie Mandel…saying Rambo!
  • 6 Weeks later…what is he some kind of clairvoyant?
  • Daniel Clamp Style
  • Sad Maugwai
  • Run Mogli!
  • Like I always said…If you want to find something weird…you have to go downtown.
  • Clamp Revolving door…Have a powerful day.
  • Oh no! Billy drew the plans that killed Mr. Wang!
  • Unauthorized potted plant!
  • Art by recognized artists?
  • Coffee Mugs. Rest your butt here.
  • Billy’s Department red head.
  • She is a tour agent and he is a conceptional artist?
  • “Where is the moan…there is supposed to be a moan here.” – Fred
  • Rubber bat on a stick…maybe you could you it on your show!
  • Mr. Clamp only likes color.
  • Mister Donut!
  • “Splice O’ Life”
  • Just Rabies…We have the flu on backorder.
  • Casper have this tissue analyzed.
  • A cow that enjoys giving milk…according to the cow talking colander.
  • Jerry Goldsmith always elevates the material
  • The real monster is on floor 13?
  • So Billy moved to the big city to get away from his Dad’s shitty gadgets to work in a big facility with pricey shitty gadgets…cause Gremlins.
  • So broken tech is a character?
  • A bottle of high voltage?
  • Alvin and
  • Mister…Welcome to the Men’s Room. Hey pal I sure hope you washed those hands.
  • Gizmo’s hands are scary.
  • Mr. Clamp should be an undercover boss
  • Oh Gizmo..you are such a troublemaker.
  • Gomez is the worst janitor, handyman.
  • Like Exotic Canadian Cuisine
  • Everything that comes out of Gizmo is evil.
  • Goofy Gremlin
  • 1ag101 Your car is old and dirty
  • Murray is visiting with his veterans group.
  • He is still on about the Russians. Things have changed since last time.
  • Art from burbs…Joe Dante baby
  • Billy is getting fired
  • it must be after midnight
  • Arrested a truck load of mimes
  • Gizmo in the ductwork
  • They arrested Billy at work…yet he is back at work the next day
  • Clamp hat.
  • Clamp Cable network.
  • Asians take a lot of photos.
  • Gremlins love food fights.
  • Bologna and Bean Dip Rollups
  • Poking fun at their own rules about Gremlins.
  • These Gremlins are much larger!
  • Microwave with Marge
  • These Gremlins are various sizes.
  • The 3 stooges of Gremlins. Goofy, Angry and Mental.
  • grote…gremlin boles.
  • These novelty flash lights suck
  • The Pest infestation monitor is reading critical.
  • Photocopy Gizmo!
  • Bored Boss is bored boss
  • It’s a wonderful life in color…big deal in 1990 and Ted Turner.
  • Gremlins are made out of green jello
  • The Movie Police…I would rather have a 2 hour root canal…it’s a 10…
  • Wally and his bouncy tomatoes
  • I forgot that some of these gremlins suffered mutations in the Clamp Labs
  • Bat gremlin. Brainy Gremlin, Bottle everything.
  • It made a bat symbol…cause they can…cause it is Warner Brothers.
  • Salad Gremlin.
  • Right now…this building is on fire!
  • Love the building voice
  • Yay! He got the Gargoyle Gremlin and his is going to turn to stone!
  • Things…Stuff…
  • Breaking the 4th wall a lot
  • Volleyball Holiday…
  • I quit…call the union…call the national guard.
  • Ha…Hulk Hogan…I forgot. Cold Sodas, Hot Popcorn and no Gremlins in the projection booth…
  • Acid in the face…Phantom of the Opera Gremlin.
  • Busty Gremlin – Miss Piggy Gremlin
  • Electric Gremlin.
  • Work a camera. I am the camera
  • All the horror stereotypes? The late night host who wishes it were real. The regretful scientist.
  • Rambo Gremlin *Gizmo? Spider Gremlin
  • That is not a fire in there…it is Gremlins.
  • Beakers full of Gremlin Morph.
  • They come in electric too? They do now. He is in the phone system on hold.
  • End of civilization tape. We hope you have enjoyed life.
  • How to resolve…Adjust the clocks. Gremlins read the clocks.
  • The boss has a secret exit.
  • Giz is Rocky Montage Training.
  • Goofy Gremlin and his angry counterpart.
  • Gizmo: Master of paperclips.
  • Creature: What is it that you want?
  • Was that civilized? Probably not.
  • Gizbo. Flaming arrows. “What happened to him? I don’t know…I guess they pushed him too far.”
  • Something terrible happened to me on Lincoln’s Birthday…Peanut Butter Sandwich at the park…Hello little girl.
  • Mounting a Musical Number.
  • Going to war with the gremlins.
  • A storm is coming. No sunlight in New York
  • Our new plan…get them wet. Marla…Smoke
  • Loogi Gremlin.
  • Transfer the call.
  • That leaves electric Gremlin to run amuck.
  • When you give a gremlin a voice it makes it hard to kill them?
  • Hut hut hut…Keystone cops.
  • I’m ok…I didn’t hurt myself.
  • Hey Bill.
  • It smells like burnt meatloaf
  • George and Lenny Gremlins
  • Forester is pantless and getting married to a gremlin
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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120179/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_2:_Cruise_Control

TWITTER

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) – Like

SHOW NOTES

  • How many knots is 55?
  • This is very exciting music and credits
  • Ocean…Road…Bike!
  • Pop a wheelie. No stunts and no wrecks Alex.
  • Tim Conway!
  • My last boy jack. 2 years ago…pepper spay perfume.
  • So was that the joke? She didn’t have a license? Did she lose her license?
  • This box truck is losing its cargo! That is a lot of cargo…What is this delivery delivering?
  • 2 Dips…
  • He’s a guy that works the beach on a bike.
  • That is the slowest motorcycle in the universe….can’t even catch up with a
  • 295 Hye
  • Swat Team…Suicide Squad. He has been lying about his job. He lets her pick the movie.
  • He is a romantic…Jack was not a romantic.
  • Surprise Boat Party.
  • She is sitting next to Dafoe….like she wouldn’t notice.
  • Dante…Welcome to Paradise…sell some mugs.
  • 7 day cruise
  • It is that guy from Friends…the maintenance guy who dances with Joey
  • Romeo Dafoe
  • Those golf clubs are explosives! and the balls?
  • Hacking the Seabourne Legend.
  • We at Fat Busters…we say Fat is your friend
  • How did they get UB40?…golfers clap.
  • There is a multi-million dollar jewelry collection.
  • Even the deaf girl can feel the dope beats that UB40 is dropping.
  • Drew the Deaf girl..
  • Everybody wants these kids to get together.
  • Rich guys always making regular guys jewelry look small. Size doesn’t matter.
  • Drunk Dafoe using his Drunk Master to pull off some sneaky moves
  • Nasty…Dafoe got that while flashlight in his mouth.
  • Golf Ball bombs.
  • The captain is drinking his tiny coffee.
  • We have lots of fun…but not so much fun that I ain’t gonna puke…gross.
  • Dafoe is leeching himself?
  • Dude…who the hell skeet shoots on a cruise ship…that would be the worst.
  • Skeet shooting instead of sex?
  • She likes to take care of him…
  • Great soundtrack.
  • Maybe I flipped the card…club face! Stole his uniform.
  • Human Error…! 4 degrees…
  • Captain Pollock…
  • DaFoe is a disgruntled computer engineer.
  • The southern sisters.
  • Deaf Girl Drew is a total flirt. Speed 3
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Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
  • 40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
  • All the kids died from 1
  • I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
  • I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
  • You Dead you Dead.
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
  • What if you could do something about consequences
  • You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
  • Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
  • These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
  • Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
  • Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
  • Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
  • Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
  • Biker Girl Titties.
  • Teenagers are horny and high.
  • I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
  • Things are falling into place.
  • Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
  • This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
  • “You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
  • All of these people are living on the razors edge.
  • This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
  • This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
  • That cop ate it!
  • Murder Death Porn
  • ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
  • Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
  • Burning truck of death.
  • Wow…that was a lot of vision.
  • Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
  • Kimberly is like…fook that.
  • How much weed do you have on you?
  • Be Cool! Daniel
  • Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
  • This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
  • Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
  • oh…Flight 180…
  • Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
  • Scary story…but true…
  • 1 survivor! In the nut house!
  • This is a well crafted horror trope
  • The Different Strokes Curse
  • Mom must be dead.
  • Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
  • Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
  • Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
  • EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
  • Evan won the lottery
  • haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
  • Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
  • That cop is surfing the dark web
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
  • Secrets of the Unkown.
  • neocities
  • Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
  • Route 23 – 18 People Dead
  • Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
  • Why you have scary Marionettes
  • At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
  • Voluntary crazy
  • B 109
  • Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
  • Die in this order…death list
  • Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
  • Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
  • “Watch out for the signs”
  • Alex got a brick to the head?
  • Clear be like…”I don’t care”
  • death by pigeons
  • “Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
  • Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
  • 6th and 2pm 62!
  • Giving Tim the gas.
  • Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
  • Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
  • haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
  • If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
  • Ha! It’s the mortician.
  • Dead, yet still fresh.
  • Only new life can cheat death.
  • Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
  • If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
  • New Life defeats death.
  • “Suck on my junk”
  • Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
  • When does life begin? The age old question.
  • Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
  • Doubter dude
  • Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
  • I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
  • Nora and Eugene are dead
  • If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
  • Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
  • This elevator is possessed with creepy.
  • Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
  • Eugene is a control freak.
  • Eugene…you got to Chillax
  • haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
  • Death is trixie. Your water broke.
  • All these people barely escaped death last year.
  • You caught the Flight 180
  • A rift in death’s design.
  • Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
  • Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
  • Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
  • More like the jaws of death.
  • Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
  • Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
  • Kalarjian…Naijralak
  • Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
  • It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
  • The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
  • Get Kalarjian
  • That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
  • A leap of faith.
  • BRIAN NOOO!