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Phantasm (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
  • 40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
  • All the kids died from 1
  • I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
  • I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
  • You Dead you Dead.
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
  • What if you could do something about consequences
  • You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
  • Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
  • These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
  • Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
  • Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
  • Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
  • Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
  • Biker Girl Titties.
  • Teenagers are horny and high.
  • I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
  • Things are falling into place.
  • Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
  • This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
  • “You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
  • All of these people are living on the razors edge.
  • This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
  • This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
  • That cop ate it!
  • Murder Death Porn
  • ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
  • Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
  • Burning truck of death.
  • Wow…that was a lot of vision.
  • Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
  • Kimberly is like…fook that.
  • How much weed do you have on you?
  • Be Cool! Daniel
  • Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
  • This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
  • Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
  • oh…Flight 180…
  • Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
  • Scary story…but true…
  • 1 survivor! In the nut house!
  • This is a well crafted horror trope
  • The Different Strokes Curse
  • Mom must be dead.
  • Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
  • Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
  • Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
  • EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
  • Evan won the lottery
  • haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
  • Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
  • That cop is surfing the dark web
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
  • Secrets of the Unkown.
  • neocities
  • Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
  • Route 23 – 18 People Dead
  • Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
  • Why you have scary Marionettes
  • At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
  • Voluntary crazy
  • B 109
  • Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
  • Die in this order…death list
  • Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
  • Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
  • “Watch out for the signs”
  • Alex got a brick to the head?
  • Clear be like…”I don’t care”
  • death by pigeons
  • “Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
  • Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
  • 6th and 2pm 62!
  • Giving Tim the gas.
  • Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
  • Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
  • haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
  • If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
  • Ha! It’s the mortician.
  • Dead, yet still fresh.
  • Only new life can cheat death.
  • Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
  • If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
  • New Life defeats death.
  • “Suck on my junk”
  • Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
  • When does life begin? The age old question.
  • Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
  • Doubter dude
  • Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
  • I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
  • Nora and Eugene are dead
  • If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
  • Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
  • This elevator is possessed with creepy.
  • Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
  • Eugene is a control freak.
  • Eugene…you got to Chillax
  • haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
  • Death is trixie. Your water broke.
  • All these people barely escaped death last year.
  • You caught the Flight 180
  • A rift in death’s design.
  • Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
  • Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
  • Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
  • More like the jaws of death.
  • Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
  • Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
  • Kalarjian…Naijralak
  • Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
  • It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
  • The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
  • Get Kalarjian
  • That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
  • A leap of faith.
  • BRIAN NOOO!

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New Year's Evil (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

Intro

Oh hi,

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…shhh…shh..be quiet evil. Do you just want the pretty lady with the hair beads and white leisure suit to know I am hiding behind this shower curtain just inches away. The answer is… Not Yet! So, Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade …oh it’s time! I just need a little redirection…a little cold water drip shower drip should do it. Oh…here comes the hand…the hand is here! oh wow…would you just look at that manicure…that’s nice…I really don’t take near good enough care of my nails. ah crap. Hand is gone. Focus Evil Focus

Switchblade open. Switchblade closed. Switchblade open…switchblade…oh I think she left the bathroom…let’s try this again. Cold water activated.. oh too much too much…stupid hotel shower handles and their mysteries. oh… She’s coming back! and now here comes the hand! focus… Happy New Years lady! Reek Reek Reek and Booby stab!

Great. Now I have blood all over me. But no worries…I’m already in the shower so just turn on a little water and too much! too much! Oh how I hate you hotel shower and how you have castrated me and that is not nice.

Links

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082806/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year%27s_Evil_(film)

Twitter

New Year’s Evil (1980) – Like a punk rocker with a switchblade comb standing toe to toe with a police officer…Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets….Oh that is Evil.

Show Notes

  • Call me evil
  • For Christ Sake…do you know what time it is? Take my ludes!? bup that.
  • That is one mighty risky outfit Ron is wearing.
  • this music…bud duh dum.
  • Richard is in Palm Springs loaded and coked up.
  • Somebody fix that leak!! Reek Reek Reek
  • It happens. The drippy faucet mangler strikes again. He know you can’t resist the dripping water.
  • Since he attacked after the main door creeping open I can assume nothing.
  • What is this song…it is so late 70s
  • Do you reckon that is his grandma’s Lincoln? What would Matthew say.
  • So these are punks? too early for Goths?
  • That cop does not like the look of this punk scene. Tickets…Let’s Have your Tickets…
  • Switchblade comb….hilarious with your friends…good way to get ass stomped with the police
  • Spaceship America…Totally hot show…got to be on it moms. My part…series…mom…mom
  • NuWave Rock!!
  • Blaze is the first lady of Rock…The first VJ?
  • We call our’s New Year’s Evil…
  • Hollywood Hotline. This is Claire…my vote is “We don’t need no education”
  • You sound like the phantom. You bad honey? No! just Evil…Set the stage
  • Seattle Band Shadow
  • Crawford Sanatorium
  • Always some angry kid dumping food working in the kitchen
  • Sanatoriums be just like this. Spot on.
  • Jeff Winters is going to charm himself right in the front door.
  • Jeff Winters always comes prepared…Wine…Music and Game.
  • Did we step into a porn?
  • He counts every second shuffle dance
  • Derrick Little Lord Fauntleroy can’t get no attention from his mommy…let’s turn to drugs
  • meanwhile back at the Jeff Winters room. bow chicha bow wow.
  • I guess every movie gets at least good idea….this one is killing during the new years hooting and hollering.
  • This group of fans are doing something between moshing and parquor.
  • This is Evil…remember me…Exterminate!
  • somewhere in the Sanatorium…have fun
  • Does everybody in the movie carry a switch of some sort. Either a blade or a comb.
  • Son…that is not how you wear mommy’s stockings ahh hoes no.
  • You ever see a real mustache that looked fake.
  • This cop needs to learn the term “personal space.”
  • The plan. Kill locals for every timezone passing through New Years
  • Erica Estrada Parta!
  • Oh goody…2 for 1 deal
  • Do you know what you need TM to Zen…Nervous Diarrhea
  • Riding the dumb blond in his Mercedes.
  • When A girls doesn’t have a date for new years…she is in shit city.
  • The biggest bottle of Champagne they got…as long as it is under $100 bucks.
  • Hey…smell my weed I keep in this baggie…closer…closer…that’s it..bam…suffocation!
  • He’s not real good at hiding bodies.
  • Well I must admit…I didn’t see that Oscar The Grouch scene coming. A real Swinger
  • blood…more blood…we better get some help…that’s too much blood for 2 guys
  • oh no…he stabbed her boob!
  • This guy has a weird manifesto
  • Distracted driving! Nun of your business.
  • This plan went sideways when you plowed down a biker gang.
  • Blood Feast! down at the drive-in
  • We don’t pay for tickets!
  • Hey…they ain’t watching movies! They are doing dirty things ! Blowing pot and touching private areas
  • I am a man of God…not a man of violence…Stab Stab!
  • Where are the Fing keys? “In the ignition man!”
  • Listen Mister….I only got 3 dollars.
  • and my body!
  • haha…how this blonde runs. Brillant
  • A sequential part
  • Mutilated Breasts…that’s a mother’s fixation.
  • Hey Officer can you give me a hand over here…I think I found a drunk…nope…it was just a brick
  • Orderly, Swinger, Priest now Cop…He’s living out a pornstar dream.
  • Like Father Like Son
  • Did her screaming knock the police offer out?
  • Instant Replay. Miracle of modern technology!
  • “Ladies are not very nice people.’ – Very Very Selfish.
  • You castrated me and that is not nice.
  • me and the kid are going to the RoseBowl and you can sleep in.
  • He knows a lot about bypassing elevator crap
  • he considered it!
  • Jump.
  • Twisted Ending. I CRAZY FOR DADDY!

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Christmas Evil (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Jack Frost (1997) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Jack be nibble, jack be quick, jack jump over the…hold on…hold on…wait a second….are we just going to overlook the fact that the sheriff’s little maniac of a son Ryan who cooked up a sandwich baggie full of Anti-Freeze oats to feed his dad a week before Christmas is not at least as big of an issue as the killer snowman in our midst?! Deep Fried Jack Balls! That kid has the makings of the next mythical horror killer franchise.

So when Ryan “The Oat Bag” Tiler is not playing the role of Cop Killer by Antifreeze he is out front of his house pulling some Frosty the Slay-man shit by bringing a murderer to life with a magical strangling scarf and carrots to rape with. ..Happy Birthday… (like in that Frosty cartoon with the magic hat) Bam…Billy just lost his head by a sled and is totally dead. Let’s go make Oats!

Listen sheriff you got a problem and it’s not the 12 quarts of coffee and bottle of antifreeze you drank today…Touch my finger…touch my knee…thank the lord my kids aren’t trying to kill me!. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-ha-ha-ha-ha not the one with Michael Keaton.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Frost_(1997_film)

TWITTER

Jack Frosty (1997) – What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? Poorly sculpted snow boobs? Go get Doc Peters.

SHOW NOTES

  • Where is Michael Keaton
  • I had that tree topper angel.
  • Uncle Henry…tell me a story…no it’s late go to bed…santa will be here soon..no…I want a story…do you want a happy story or a scary story…I want a happy scary story…. JACK FROST nipping at your nose. Because that is what he did. You wanted a story… you got a story.
  • Pretty sure the movie can not hold up to this intro.
  • Tinsel Garland to wipe off the window
  • What an oddly conspicuous vehicle “State Executional Transfer Vehicle”
  • He’s being executed in 30 minutes…they are cutting it pretty close.
  • Deep Fried Jack Balls
  • Gimmie a smoke ya screw…shut up convict..sniiiiiff…filtered
  • “Snowmonton County” ok Snowman Capital of the Midwest
  • FBI across half a dozen states. Backwater Sherrif nailed it.
  • Harv? Everything ok back there Harv…nooo
  • What a driving snow storm
  • Good thing these trucks are clearly labeled for what they do. Genetics Research. Caution- Acidic Solution
  • What…The…FRANK
  • What a festively decorated death truck
  • Deep Fried Jacks is off the menu.
  • Jack Frost…Stay of Execution…denied.
  • It sucked right into the snow….genetics
  • Sheriff has a nice casio digi watch
  • Jack Frost took that arrest personal.
  • Touch my finger…touch my knee…thank the lord it wasn’t me.
  • It wanted to run..but it didn’t have any legs!
  • Federal Authorities
  • Sam Tyler
  • Boom mic!
  • Yum Ryan…your goo looks great. Just fill up my zip-loc-bag…also…is that AntiFreeze next to the stove Ryan?
  • Snow man building competition!
  • Shannon Elizabeth! Slumming it.
  • Jay hid his snowman….stop peeking at my snowman.
  • Uh oh…foreshadowing…Sally is going to end up with a Christmas tree up her ass.
  • Billy and Jilly and Sally and Daddy.
  • What is this snow made of?
  • Get it Mr. T…snowballs!
  • “I’ll find a waaaaay!”
  • Guilt talk…but daddy I made those oats special for you…now leave them in the car.
  • Mr. Harper is dead but still rocking. haha..it was the deputy…
  • Don’t steal old man Harper’s apples
  • So was it accidental or did the FBI do it? Genetic research?
  • Snowman chase cam.
  • pluck pluck pluck.
  • Dangit Ryan and his special oats and special cookies
  • Lies! Sam is telling the people it’s all good…but he is gonna go home and bolt his door.
  • Hey Paul…there is an unfinished snow man in the front yard that spontaneously formed…wanna go decorate it with this bag of kitchen supplies and a snowman snow mit.
  • Nooooo…stop stroking the mouth!
  • Are you deaf as well as butt ugly.
  • Ryan Tiler and his snow golem.
  • Too bad for billy…he is out…holy moly!
  • Nice use of Christmas music.
  • That snowman has the twig eyes
  • Jack Frost the man was sending newspaper/magazine letter cutout threats and the sheriff was saving them?
  • Paul like to give that 20% off
  • “The lord Forsook this home a long time ago.”
  • Finish my scarf!
  • A smoking snowman?
  • If your kid died and some said a snowman did it and you start hearing talking snowmen….it’s bad
  • I guess that is one way to use and axe to kill someone.
  • What does momma put in her tea?
  • That is one fast moving snowman.
  • Haha…he made her the angel on the tree. Not as good as I was hoping for.
  • Jack got big
  • Go get Doc Peters.
  • Agent Manners and Stone
  • Maybe…is he even FBI? or is this some Genetic Research Conspiracy
  • Tractor Pulls and House Raisins
  • A 24 hour curfew.
  • Sleep community style
  • Paul needed a punch the face
  • The bird noises in this movie are hilarious. Crows..Pigeons.
  • The only thing the sheriff has done so far is drink coffee
  • Deputy home repair tip giver
  • How to plot revenge…not having sex in the sheriff’s house in the dark
  • That’s a lot of stripping
  • Want to have the sex? Build me a fire and pour me some wine.
  • Jack Frost is hiding in your freezer
  • Well it ain’t f’ing frosty
  • Frost Chop!!
  • “Worlds most pissed off snow cone.”
  • gross…brain pulse
  • Thank you Tommy!
  • So in addition to turning to snow and back to liquid Jack Frosty can make himself hot?
  • Are we implying that Jack is humping Jill?
  • Boom mic!
  • Who is the bullseye guy outside waving?
  • Chris’ Cop car returns home on it’s own like a faithful steed
  • Jack Frost is pissing himself under the door.
  • Stone slapping those aerosol cans like a punk
  • The keys left in the door cam pull is a total Sam Raimi thing.
  • Marla got all the great one-liners…Woman and Cowards first
  • Burnt up snowman.
  • Look mom…I’m a Picaso
  • Trust these people….we might be your only hope.
  • The Sheriff can’t shoot for shit
  • The soul is a chemical. Don’t you get it!
  • That priest sure likes to crank up the heat to remind his flock.
  • Jack Frost Vision
  • He’s wearing and Edgar Suit…this came out the same year as MIB
  • Holy shit…it was antifreeze in the kitchen
  • The son is the real killer.
  • Poor Paul doesn’t know that his son is dead.
  • What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? No Balls.
  • The church is full of people doing…and even one with goats…just like in the Omen
  • owww…that hurts…ice dagger
  • oh man..open chest wound and splish splashing in a redneck truck jacuzzi
  • hey dad..you forgot this arm..aaaaaaaaaaa
  • Baptism by antifreeze.
  • “What do we tell the FBI?”
  • Silent Night by Jack Frost…scary.
  • I’ts page 60 and there’s not a single morph credits
  • Shit in the credits : “Ohhhh nooo, I feel like a caboose.” “Mongo like movie” “Don’t eat yellow snow” “Roundy Round” “Maybe it will snow tomorrow” “Say, who was behind Door #3” “Where’s the carrot in the bath scene?” “The things about snowmen is that they really don’t have arms.” “How many times did you spot Idiot?” “Does anybody have a 20 on Yolanda?” “Is the soup ready yet?” “You want a B-12?” “Can I have fries with that?” – Title House – “Special Thanks to Idiot, Acts of Nature: Flash Flood, No Snow, High Winds.”
  • Did we ever get to see the secret snowman?
  • Campbell’s Soup “Let it snow.” 1994 commercial had a bigger buget

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Piranha (2010) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Filmsackers get out of the water! NO! What are you doing! I said get OUT of the water not cannon ball right on in!

NO! There are bad movies and detachable penises down there! Fly, you fools! before it is too late!

Uh oh. There it is…now comes the screaming and flailing about. No no Filmsackers…hop back in. Enjoy the water. The nice crap filled water and sleazy O’connel junk.

Oh…boobs. I saw boobs!

Motorboat! Motorboat! Motorboat!

Oh hi Mom?

LINKS

Piranha 3D (2010)

Directed by Alexandre Aja. With Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Richard Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents.

Piranha 3D – Wikipedia

Piranha 3D is a 2010 American 3D horror comedy film that serves as a loose remake of the horror film (1978). It was directed by Alexandre Aja and has an ensemble cast featuring Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Jerry O’Connell, Ving Rhames, Steven R.

TWITTER

Piranha (2010) – Like writing “Kiss My Ass” on your Ass. What? You just put  a hat on a hat or in this case an AssHat on an AssHat. #LakeTittyChocha.

SHOW NOTES

Dimension Films! We have seen these fellas before

Mesolithic Era Dig Site!

It has seen better days.

The Eagle scream…it’s means things are abandoned!

Who me? Just fishing and drinking and listening to a radio station that hasn’t been on-air in 50 years.

Hey! Dreyfus! Durn…I have to take this movie serious!

haha. Amityville Beer…like the town from Jaws.

Uh oh. Looks like you done broke the lake. Oh cool…this is how whirlpools are made in Lakes…I saw a show about this recently. a salt mine under a lake.

Animal behavior…I always question it in horror movies. Is this how animals behave?

I sure hope Drefus snacking was better in 3d…cause that feeding looked pretty lame…what are these 2010 era graphics. Danger…2010 Era Graphics…Watch at your own risk.

It’s The Wave!! 96.9

Lake Party…Spring breaking.

“Take me in the bathroom” song…that may be the grossest.

“Sandrats!”

Who me? Just Vespa’ing down the strand.

Pretty good bit of A-Listers in this film so far.

Don’t think you have to write Kiss My Ass on your ass when you are showing your asses…Hat on a Hat. AssHat on a AssHat.

Kelly is out of your league…friend zoned…I like your dick boyfriend.

Asswipe. 2010

Jake is 17…and he likes boobs.

“We don’t need sunscreen…” Words of a man who is about to get a sunburn.

Overly aggressive tourist.

“Why even bother knocking when you are just gonna walk in?” Jake

Girls gone mild…get off my computer.

Jakie’s mom…. has got it going on.

Pixies…Radiohead…and a giant VCR/DVD combo in 2010…not buying it. Is this supposed to be set in an earlier time?

Lake Victoria

Dreyfus character is named Matt.

20k kids are spring breaking according to Sheriff Mom 4 star

Holy Balls…get out of the water Jules!

Them Crawfish…

Wow…this is following Jaws formula pretty closely…nah…not really…but some parts are.

Lake diving by yourself? Dummy…you are lucky you got ate.

Ving is getting too old for this shit.

“……You mean Spring Break Boobies.”

Ving has some tough rules. 1 Piece of trash drop requires 10 pieces pickup.

Cowboy country….we are in Cowboy country.

remember MTV Spring Break videos.

sleazy Jerry O’Connell is the best.

Motorboat! Motorboat! Now RowBoat RowBoat! Now PaddleBoat PaddleBoat.

I say Tit. You Say E’s. I say Shit. You say E’s.

Matt is now a location scout.

Kelly is like…see ya. oh…Kelly don’t play no back stage passes…no boyfriend.

wild wild girls online

This music. I don’t remember any of these songs…but they do feel very 2010.

Boat Captain got a gap no girl can compete with.

That was a damn cool shot of that anchor dropping in the water…Was that CGI? That was way better than this movie deserves.

Kelly is not even legal?

Haha…naked ladies swimming underwater like dolphins. Naked except for these flippers. What a weird ass scene. Fish with Boobies.  Goddess Aquatic Bitches.

So uncomfortable… stop talking to the mom while looking at boobs.

arse on the glass? Chocha?

haha…Jerry just told the girls to go breath…which is great cause they have been underwater for like 5 minutes.

Kelley is gone!

Piranha…they do swim in schools.

Why can’t I ever spell Piranha. Pi-Ran-Ha

This is actually the most dangerous play to encounter Piranha…on the coastline…in shallow water.

Oh…we got Piranha vision. He must be a scout.

A lake under a lake.

Sublake…full of Meso fish beasts! Just like my basement. DON’T GO INTO THE SCARY BASEMENT!

Back issues of Jugs.  oh Adam Scott is not my favorite

Descending fissure.

Underwater paleontologist pillow talk is no good.

30 degrees cooler in the sublake.

It’s Little Baby Dinosaurs! Meso era.

Was the lake frozen until more recently? is that what we are implying? Cause if not…what they been eating? Is this due to global warming or volcanic activity.

Man…this is some good underwater filming.

Don’t you have to push a mic button to broadcast audible screams.

Oh…what you pulled out of the water is not living.

“Gratitude is the right attitude.”

Do it…Do it!

Dang it Jake.

Crystal is a lake plate.

Belly shots…2010…sucking it out of belly buttons….is that grossy to Scott.

Nice Vomit shot.

What! You have Christopher Lloyd at your employ and you wait until 45 minutes in before you play that hand!

Pi-Ran-Ha aren’t pissed…they are PiRanHa

Vanished 2 million years ago!

Why do I have a feeling that there have been 3 more Piranha movies all featuring Christopher Lloyd as the only returning cast member.

Cannibals…they survived as cannibals. Vicious.

Piranha hunt in packs…do they do hunt in packs.

1000s?

Drain the lake!

They should rename this Lake Titty Chocha.

man…i always wanted one of them Canon XL2 video cameras…looked so sweet. mini-dv

Your mom is the Sheriff?!

haha…got to love all the half bodies pulled out of the lake.

Are you ready for some Ti-Ti-es… The Hills.

Sleezy Eli Roth is a curious thing…not sure I like it.

Somebody get me a list of Eli Roth boob-isms.

“Read the Bible”

I would let all them morons cannonball and profit.

“This is the exact opposite of what I need you to do.” Deputy Rhames

Zane is a jerk.

That is some high quality H20 they got in that boat.

Cool…I didn’t put the clear bottom boat device until now.

Angel…gap in teeth and nose goo.

it’s a boat word…Mutiny

oh…man…tube death by ass biting is the worst.

Oh…now you listen…no…stay in the water…no…go ahead…stay in the water.

oh no…gee….do you mean to tell me the morons swimming out of the water are going to screw themselves over on the barge.

great..body bifurcation due to cable slicing.

How many you gonna save Adam Scott? You bad ass lake paleontologist.

Hmmm…not sure I understand tasers enough to know if that taser in water scene is valid.

haha…bad boyfriend is bad. haha…so bad that he is still trying to crank the boat while girl is stuck in propeller.

oh man…that went from bad to worse with the boat.

Jerry is Piranha repellent. nope…they just prefer blonds.

Gross…Piranha puke.

haha…the 3d boat ore.

Derrick has seen better days. “They took my penis!”

I get it…they won’t eat the fake boobs…ok…gross…a detached penis.

so much mutilation…

skeletonized is gross.

Rhames totally ripped that boat motor out and did the thing.

A little less nudity and fewer sex jokes would have saved this movie.

Worse plan ever….You are just dangling chum.

Kelly is calling for you Jake. I bet she wished she was your boyfriend.

hey lady…pole dancing is not going to saw you here on the tight rope.

ouch…go fools. Faster! GO GO GO! You know a movie is good when you are yelling at the screen.

uh oh…Thought he was dead. nope…Wet T-Shirt.

They already ate the best part of O’Connell…at least according to him.

i can’t yell “Go” loud enough.

Stop asking questions Kelly…You aren’t my girlfriend.

ok…kissing…

You better hope everyone can count. haha…why not have boat running…boats are not reliable starters.

Blowing up the boat seems a bit excessive. oh..ok…guess it was the deal.

The Babies!

Oh man…classic Adam Scott!