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Almost Famous (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Mom,

Sorry I haven’t called sooner. I have been very busy on the roads of America following the exploits of the Filmsack Podcasting Crew for an article I am writing for the cover of The Rolling Stone. Just kidding mom. Nobody reads magazines anymore. It’s a think piece for Buzzfeed….. No I’m not too old to write for Buzzfeed! What? I’m how old? What the hell mom? I was held back for 10 years in the 7th grade! Yeah, I guess that explains all the body hair I had as a 12 year old. uncomfortable shower scene!

Anywho, I met a girl…Are we dating? No, she likes Randy. Yeah the creep with the facial hair. Does he know I’m talking about him? Well I’m looking right at him…yeah, he’s taking notes with his eyes. No, It’s ok mom. I un-grounded the mic on his headset. He’s about to get a real shock.

Alright mom. I’m a golden god…..and you can tell Buzzfeed…my last words…were…I’m on drugs. Oh…Don’t do those. Oh ok…

Randy… don’t do drugs.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181875/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Famous

TWITTER

Almost Famous (2000) – Like Vinyl…it will blow your mind..oh…don’t forget to light a candle… it will blow your mind…oh…and don’t do drugs…it will blow your mind.

INTRO

  • Am I famous yet?
  • Time to write the credits.
  • A drawer full of old concert merchandise and tickets. Groupee? The Plaza!
  • Christmas Movie!
  • Circa…old time ago..
  • Santa in a speedo.
  • Adicas Finch…Take your kid to see To Kill A Mocking Bird.
  • More Zoe
  • You have been kissing…I can tell.
  • Simon and Garfunkel…on the pot
  • Mom! First, it was butter. Then it was sugar and white flour… bacon, eggs, bologna, rock ‘n’ roll, motorcycles—then it was celebrating Christmas on a day in September when you knew it wouldn’t be commercialized. What else are you going to ban?
  • Mom is a college professor.
  • Feck you…this is a house of lies!
  • Vinyl…it will blow your mind…oh..forgot to light the candle.
  • Meanwhile, 1973…
  • Iggy Pop…Amen!!
  • Everybody wants this kid to be a lawyer.
  • 1000 words on Black Sabbath for $35 bucks.
  • Use the family whistle…Don’t take drugs…yes mother.
  • Groupies..we are not groupies…we are band aids.
  • Hey the enemy.
  • Stop writing notes and watch. I’ll show you how to live. Penny Lane
  • Tell her like last summer…no…not like last summer…It ain’t California without you.
  • You know about the Riot House right.
  • Have you seen the Bridge? Mr. Plant signed my shirt.
  • Act One: in which she pretends she doesn’t care about him.
  • Act Two: in which he pretends he doesn’t care about her, but goes right for her.
  • Act Three: in which it all plays out the way she planned it. She’ll eat him alive.
  • Put on my telephone man voice.
  • 3 thousand words $700 dollars…alright a grand.
  • Detroit Sucks Shirt.
  • Don’t let them rewrite you.
  • “Don’t take drugs!”
  • Come by later. I’m in too truthful of a mood.
  • Is this Mary Ann with the Pot?
  • “Just make us look cool….” I will quote you warmly and accurately.
  • haha! Can we skip the vibe…
  • T-shirt …Dick is the manager.
  • Russel hanging out with real Topeka People. Come on man…to our Topeka party.
  • Want to see me feed a rat to my snake….yes!!!
  • Now I get to be the mom.
  • I am a golden god…..and you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine…my last words…were…I’m on drugs.
  • Last words. I dig music. meh. I’m on drugs…cheer!
  • “Look at him…he’s taking notes with his eyes….”
  • “I have to go home….” … “You are home”
  • Rockstars have kidnapped my son.
  • Falling in love with Penny Lane.
  • I have never written anything longer than a Filmsack Intro in my entire life.
  • I have a particular set of skills. They are all mom skills.
  • Why don’t you get on my back for a piggyback ride.
  • Your mom kind of freaked me out.
  • Like grabbing an un-grounded mic on tour.
  • I think you know Reddog.
  • Did they just gamble away the girls.
  • You are too sweet for Rock & Roll.
  • 50 bucks and a case of beer to Humble Pie.
  • What kind of beer?
  • Long looks.
  • Winter Rugburn
  • A Mojo…Wire…18 minutes a page.
  • See my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone
  • “Yeah…she’s with me.” – Chorus
  • Painful to watch…looks that tell.
  • All she left were her Quaalude. All my friends
  • While my friends graduate I am taking care of Penny Lane in a hotel room.
  • “Why doesn’t he love me?”
  • Class of 1973.
  • Penny wake up!
  • Boldy go where many men have gone before.
  • oh man…do not pump my stomach!
  • haha…sexy stomach pumping.
  • Lady Goodman is Penny Lane’s real name.
  • What have I done!? Too late! I’m on this plane Penny Lane.
  • Jimmy Fallon hit a guy in Deerborne.
  • The manager has been taking money.
  • I slept with Marma Dick.
  • Coming out as fay always fixes the plane
  • Write what you want.
  • We are uncool. I’m always home. I’m uncool.
  • I’m in a room full of people. I’m alone.
  • Let’s say all the things we never said.
  • haha..Penny Lane fucked Russel over.
  • What do you love about Podcasting…Everything.
  • Morroco!!
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Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

… grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack:

Hello and welcome to the Good Guy Build-A-Buddy Workshop now open in the Chicago Mall….. Today, we have invited a few lucky kids from the Chicago Orphanarium for the chance to build their very own officially licensed and “Totally not Evil” Talking Good Guy Doll.

Alright, little orphaned Andy…grab a metal doll head and some recycled old people dentures from that bucket next to you and get over here and pour some hot plastic all over that mess and I’ll “supervise” from a safe distance.

Hey, you’re doing great Andy! But don’t look at me Andy! Look at the doll! Not me Andy…the doll! Alright, calm down. We have a burn kit on the way…stop crying and grab some eyes out of that bucket you knocked over when you were flailing about.

Now, carefully load those eyes into the eye gun. We are going to have you shoot the eyes right into the dolls face. I know it may sound ridiculous…but trust me…it really is the only way…. Ok everybody it looks like Andy has ironically shot his own eyes out with the eye gun.

Hang on Andy, I have a plan. I’m going to transfer your life force into your doll with a voodoo chant I learned in mall jail a few years back… ok here goes: Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho…..Orange Julius….Corn Dog 7….Give me the power of Claires I beg of you!

Andy? Are you in there? Ok Andy’s dead. No wait…he’s stabbing my leg. It looks like he is going to be fine. Hey Andy don’t do that. What’s that Andy? Call you Chuck. Alright Chuck. Let’s get you back on the bus. Oh you want a piggy back ride…ok…hop on…hey….not so tight Chuck..

and now for something really evil. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099253/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child%27s_Play_2

TWITTER

Child’s Play 2 (1990) – Because sometimes you have to fight a resurrected demon doll inhabited by the spirit of a serial killer currently hiding in the basement of your foster home with an electric carving turkey knife part 2.

SHOW NOTES

  • Chucky is a doll
  • Universal Monster for the late 80s and Early 90s
  • From Eye to Tunnel of the city.
  • That is one burnt chucky.
  • 2 like Z for Zorro.
  • Fun One Lincoln…I bet Matthew McCanahahaha is in there.
  • Oh man…Good Guy dolls are metal underneath with porcelain teeth? no wonder demon occupied.
  • Shove them appendages in there.
  • So the facility is down by the docks and dump?
  • Guy Guy Batteries…Size C
  • Play Pal Toys
  • Good Guy doll
  • Walk and Talk…My stomach hurts. Good news?
  • Rumors Hi, I’m the lakeshore stranglers…uh huh huh…
  • We rebuilt the doll…we rebuilt him better…stronger…faster…6 dollar man.
  • Well give us a minute…we aren’t used to making them manually…
  • So we built a mini eye inserter…and now I’m electic and dead…eyes!
  • C’mon Andy…let’s talk about it…Talking helps the nightmares go away
  • Bad Man in Good Guy Doll…no hell…stay in doll too long and trap…his real name was Charles Lee Ray…and you are the first person I told…so now you are mine.
  • Dreams can’t hurt you…unless you are on Elm Street.
  • Stick this doll up your ass.
  • Go Fish Doc
  • Come over and look at this child behind the 1 way mirror…Wanna Foster?
  • Ritual Voodoo Charles Lee Ray (the lakeshore strangler) who lives in Andy’s Good Guy Doll…reconstituted.
  • Chocolate is my favorite…but I’ll eat eggs.
  • Way to go…way to freak the kid out. Hit a Good Guy Truck
  • Holy crap…his Foster Parents live in a Barbie Dream House with tons of old trinket shit.
  • It’s ok…No foul.
  • Uh oh…this Foster Mommy ain’t got nobody to pass onto.
  • Age out Foster Kid…gotta make the scratch….
  • Foster Mom … are you serious…A Good Guy doll (Tommy)…really lady…you suck!
  • Play Pals Toys trucks always be blowing horn.
  • Lose your umbrella? No problem…let it go like a balloon
  • Stupid Doll won’t fit in my trunk.
  • Vodka on 2 week anniversary. How does one have his car full of toys and have time to hook up?
  • Car Phone…Bag Phone…beep beep beep.
  • Uncle Charles.
  • That is a Gold Card…just as good as cash man. No card!!
  • Water pistol
  • wasting no time
  • A storm is coming
  • How did Chucky Break Tommy’s Face with a porcelain
  • Hey…want me to say your name backwards.
  • Give a kid a smoke and he will smoke it.
  • Kyle is a chain smoker.
  • Sorry Jack…Chucky’s Back.
  • Pull them Batteries!
  • Mr. Simpson is never getting that figurine glued back together.
  • Andy is a pushy swinger.
  • Keep your friends close…keep Chucky closer.
  • “What do I know about teenage girls.?” more than 2 weeks ago.
  • Chucky is always wanting to play. “Hide the soul.”
  • Chucky is trying to take over my soul.
  • haha…I’m going to get rid of him…by tossing him down the stairs into the basement.
  • What is Mrs. Simpson’s accent?
  • First Chucky..and now I have to ride the bus.
  • Chucky is turning human again.
  • Who me? Just playing a little chain ball…yeah…I just stand here by myself and bang a basketball against a chain link fence.
  • Get Bent Micro Chip
  • Adults always tossing Chucky in dark places.
  • He Pumped her in the chest and then gave her 30 licks with the stick.
  • ha! He is going to put the kid in the under the stairs cabinet?
  • His name is Tommy…look at it!
  • electric knife!!
  • Tommy’s Alibi…been at the bottom of the stairs all night.
  • Sometimes you have to face your demons…in the basement…with an electric knife…and a lot of nerve
  • Phil. Neck broken.
  • Foster Parent singular.
  • Meanwhile, down at the home for crazy kids.
  • Most of Chucky’s Day is spent pretending to not be alive.
  • ha! She found the body. I did not see that coming.
  • Chucky is never where you leave him…unless it is at the bottom of the stairs in the basement.
  • Chucky has a knife…Chucky has a knife.
  • Chucky has already racked up 3 killings and 2 carjackings.
  • Chicago Police!
  • “You’ve seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.” – Redflag!
  • Buckle up for safety
  • Come on Kyle…just go…don’t bother trying to run him over… “Me screaming at the screen.”
  • A little game of Chucky says…Move it…that was a short game.
  • That is the 2nd murder Kyle has been involved in. maybe 3…the cops are coming to get her.
  • You didn’t think we were going to setup a whole Chucky Factory and not return to that!
  • “Close your eyes and count to 7 and you will soon be in heaven.”
  • The demon hot line has got to be tired of all the hangups Chucky is always making to transfer his soul. Too late.
  • This did not get scary until we got to Desperate Chucky. When he was just annoyed it wasn’t too bad.
  • There are Chucky dolls coming down the manufacture line…are there workers there?
  • Andy almost got Chucky Eyes implanted into his feet.
  • Yeah that maintenance guy had to get the eyes
  • Did they just give Chucky Pubic hair
  • So what was that one button? the really want to f something up button?
  • Andy has a bit of the killer in him.
  • That kill box at the top of the conveyor really needs to have a sign that says…Danger. Bad Shit
  • Chucky looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.
  • We killed Chuck Thrice.
  • Kyle is for sure going to have to go on the run. As far as the cops are concerned…she killed her foster parents and the foster home director and kidnapped Andy…and most likely killed Andy’s Teacher and the poor night maintenance guy at the Play Pal Good Guy Warehouse.

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Priest (2011) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi and welcome to the Monthly gathering of Familiars where we discuss how to better serve our Vampire Masters out here in the wastelands.

Now, I see some unfamiliar familiars out there today. So let’s go over a couple of points that may assist you in avoiding an untimely end like your predecessors.

Point one…wear sunblock. We have buckets of the stuff so there is no excuse. The Masters secrete that stuff everywhere.. so be sure to apply it liberally. I’m soaking in it! Don’t touch me.

Point two… don’t wake daddy. If there is one sure way to quickly be terminated it is to wake up your Master. Vampires are notoriously heavy sleepers and if awoken before night fall there will be consequences.

Ok, new guy, you have a question? Oh nice to meet you Billy Corgan… and your question. Yes, I guess in a way…the world is A Vampire and it does appear to be set to drain.

Oh listen, Shhh…Shhh..do you hear that?! it’s the Vamp Train! Choo Choo you Uncle Fester looking creeps. If you have a ticket to ride congratulations. If not you get to stay here on the reservation with your weak ass master. Good luck! Say hi to the Priests for me. Choo Choo Billy Corgan

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822847/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priest_(2011_film)

TWITTER

Priest (2011) – This is what is known. There have always been bad movies. There have always been good movies. This is a a good bad movie. but it makes my Eye’s Ache. Isaac.

SHOW NOTES

  • Oh! Cartoons!
  • This what is known There has always been man and there has always been Vampires
  • Man Had the Sun. It weren’t enough
  • The 2 races. White guys and Even Whiter Vampires
  • The ultimate Weapon…the priests
  • The priests have very defined T Zones…very dry
  • You’ve been faded
  • Residual Radiation…guess we blew up some Vampires
  • That blouse needs a top button…there it is. Can you feel it…coming in the air tonight. C’mon
  • Ma…Pa? You ded?
  • Sector 12…it’s always Sector 12
  • Is this parallel to our timeline?
  • Remember…to go against the Church is to go against God.
  • Confessional Booth 69 now available….Forgive me Father…for I have phlegm
  • We don’t talk to priests
  • Woo Wooo…the vampire train…woo woo
  • Is this the world I fought for…no…but it is the only world we have left.
  • These rosary beads are gonna kick your ass.
  • To sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin.
  • Jet Bike!
  • You are now leaving the safety of the giant statues and into the odd rock formation of the wastelands…
  • Let us get on our Jetbikes and RIDE
  • Point one…I shoot your truck…Point two…I shoot your truck again…Point three…oh…
  • Me..nothing…just carving little crosses on the tips of these bullets.
  • Redouts and Rejects down in Nightshade.
  • An actual Chick in a Bucket
  • A Vamp Pack…
  • Familiars are hairless.
  • Bettany always like to wear stuff on his forehead.
  • Billy Corgan looking bunch of Vampire Familiars
  • Don’t wake Baddy…vampires
  • Little tiny throwing star crosses
  • I live in a hive that I made with my spit!
  • There are always 2 points…know them both and you will always kill a vampire. 2nd reference to points
  • This snake oil salesman talks like Bill Clinton…and he is now Familiar.
  • Solar Powered Jet Bikes
  • Makes my Eye’s Ache…Isaac
  • That is a really big hive hole.
  • Hive Guardian….here…let me throw some stones for you to step on in the air.
  • Oh look a new addition to the hive…
  • They bred an army….soo…that means they did the Vampire Mambo…a lot.
  • Who would name their town Jericho…have you never read the bible!
  • It’s the night train….VampTrain?
  • I love the idea of some secret train…at night…full of Vampires.
  • Let’s separate…I’ll check out the house of hooks.
  • Eyeless vampires…more bat like
  • Classic Opera stuff….it’s all family.
  • Vampire trains are very explosive.
  • All that is left of Karl Urban is his smoking hat.
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Raw Deal (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Alright Oldfellas, the Don has ordered us to take out Sleepy Joe Marcellino before he can testify against the family. But the FBI has him stashed away in a remote location. However, I have a plan.

First we take a Train….then we take a walk…..then we take a boat….then we take a car….then we take a helicopter….hold on Tony, I’m doing the plan over here…now where was I…..oh yeah…then a station wagon…then The Oakside Boys Club bus….no wait…that’s next week….back the bus up….

Alright. we get off at the station wagon, shoot some feds…play some Trivial P, seal our fates by whacking the son of an FBI Agent and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Sleepy Joe Marcellino takes his last nap. Any questions?

What’s the P stand for? (Pause for effect) Pursuit…geez guys…we are Oldfellas…we keep it clean. I mean we still kill guys and stuff…but they probably deserve it right…hey Tony what are you making over there that smells so darn good? No…I do not know what a Cow’s only contribution is…is this one of them Trivial Pursuit questions?

Ah crap! Everybody down…Tony’s got a Shit Cake and all we have are these guns!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_Deal_(1986_film)

TWITTER

Raw Deal (1986) – spelled backwards is Lead War. That is all. #shitcake

SHOW NOTES

  • Hey wait a minute…this ain’t Red Heat!
  • Studio “Ear” Canal has a weird intro
  • De Laurentis film
  • Amtrak coming at ya!
  • Funky Music….crew walk montage…Train…Walk…Boat…Car…Helicopter…Station Wagon….are we there yet?
  • That is the longest silencer I have ever seen.
  • Who is this Motley crew of middle-aged to fairly-old white guys.
  • Green Lite.
  • Oh…is that Trivial Pursuit..
  • How many times was John Wayne Nominated for an Academy Award?
  • Sleepy Joe don’t want to be awake to testify.
  • Italian? So you want to be a witness? Witness this…
  • Harry…his birthday was in 2 week.
  • They’re Dead…
  • Meanwhile, some backwater industrial town and some country music.
  • Why is this cop running from Arnold.
  • This railroad planks chase scene is the kind of thing you don’t just think up.
  • Hey…I know a shortcut through these woods
  • Arnie Cigar – Flash Bang
  • “You caught the bastard” – some cop
  • Book ’em…and lying to the sheriff.
  • This is a shift in musical tone.
  • Amy is jamming and drinking mid day
  • …and making a cake…
  • Amy…are we having a party?
  • 5 years in exile…
  • They left NY cause of something that happened! What happened!
  • What’s for dinner? A frosted pile of shit.
  • You think just because we are in shape doesn’t mean we are not fat.
  • A cow’s biggest contribution…Shit Cake!
  • “You should not drink and bake.”
  • Aww…it’s ok…you just sleep off the drunk honey…I’ll put you in bed and get drunk!
  • Hello Mark….Hello Harry…Mark….Harry…
  • “Hold it…that’s Baxter!”
  • Half the bones in the body broken.
  • Chicago Mob. Bad!
  • All them mob bosses taking the 5th
  • My son Blaire…he dead
  • I want Petrovita!
  • FBI ain’t doing squat.
  • for $45K I want you to break up the Chicago Mob.
  • Comingski! Investigating his own break in
  • What kind of petrol place is this….they just got huge pipes that anyone can turn on.
  • Poor Irvin…he ain’t never done nothing to you.
  • Holy crap….he just blew up a bunch of private property to set up his fake death.
  • $25k for initial expenses.
  • Wife beater and hair tonic….I’m a new man!
  • Magic or magnet! This table ain’t straight!
  • Money grabber guy….I ain’t afraid of no Terminator
  • This chump brought a gun to a truck fight
  • The Oakside Boys club. bus…lots of guns…poor shots…poor Tony…he was a good kid…You son of a bitch.
  • Down…there is no down….I’m not a cop…I’m a player…MONEY!
  • Cigars are fun to watch on film…not so fun to smell in real life
  • Taking Max Kellars job
  • Miami…I’m in the computer.
  • That was one hell of a tip…
  • These alley’s have rats.
  • What’s the P stand for ….pregnant pause….
  • The FBI and their crazy questions….”when is the last time you took a piss?”
  • A big pile of money…100 Million Dollars on the streets…take a few weeks according to number 2.
  • In movies…people chew up their pills before swallowing them.
  • You are temporary probie.
  • Max don’t like you none.
  • She likes a take charge kind of guy.
  • Man…he has a type…alcoholic.
  • but he can’t handle his booze
  • Well…he got in her bed..but he didn’t sleep with her….
  • Man…all this sleuthing is hard when you don’t have a cell phone with a camera and the internet.
  • What is up with that hair! That was big even for the 80s. Time to Tik Tok on stage
  • Hey ya Cretin!
  • Down at the Drag Show
  • haha…this chip shot on the golf course from the sand trap.
  • Monique!
  • The Family…it’s large and full of rats
  • Max…maybe you are having too much fun…maybe you need a snack.
  • How many people have you killed? 3…
  • “Smart I like…Smart Ass…I don’t”
  • Haha…those guys just happen to be walking by the dress shop in the mall and notice him.
  • 50 cops in that place. Bomb threat!
  • It’s not a horrible idea apparently.
  • Fancy…Soda Bomb.
  • Man…Half Life Pro Life Whale Loving
  • Hello Marvin…
  • Justice…right Harry…Justice…F* JUSTICE
  • and this was a terrible to attack mob boss rival…
  • …and now he killed 3…and 4…
  • Cops again cops
  • All the cops are corrupt! including the
  • Ha…He said “I’ll be right back.” Close
  • Friend-zoned
  • He may have went overkill on Maxx
  • haha…Harry…was like…”It’s ok…you shot me…it’s ok…”
  • How did she know to come save him?
  • Did I mention the pit! Don’t go…Now towel dry yourself…ahhh…that’s it…pat it dry.
  • Now it’s time for the “Personal War” part of the movie.
  • Cocked and loaded montage.
  • Alright….Arnold…in this scene we are going to have some saxophones and need you to look roided out and cock all these guns…sexy!
  • ahhh man…Windshields are hard to kick out.
  • Time to put in my No Satisfaction cassette in and kill it down at the pit.
  • He should be smoking a cigar.
  • haha…did that guy fall in the rock crusher?
  • cocking face!
  • 01:27:30 capture
  • Do they big green industrial sized trucks turn into transformers!?
  • haha…1:28:30 ye-ag—ag
  • That guy bought a big green truck to a gun fight.
  • A tale of bringing the wrong things to fights is what this movie is all about.
  • These dead people make me happy
  • Mob War my Ass
  • Don’t think.. pray.
  • Schrodinger’s Elevator
  • This would have been a lot shorter movie if they had just paid Arnold to kill the mob from the get-go…but nooo…he had to get all motivated.
  • What kind of candies are those.
  • This is what it must mean by “Poetic Justice.”
  • A quarter million dollars for an alcoholic gambler… why not just shoot her.
  • Back at the FBI and his wife.
  • Get up Harry!
  • My reunion with Amy was great…baby on the way.
  • Harry…be a godfather….give me my chair!
  • ouch…did you ever quit in front of blaire!
  • It’s a miracle! All he needed was a pep talk
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Nighthawks (1981) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Space Jam (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok guys. I know it’s been a rough week for all of us… but I got some good news! I found out what happened to all of our talents! and I was able to retrieve them and put them into this sack…. But before everybody starts touching my Sack let me make sure I have the right talents.

Let’s see….I have a blue collar hick accent…Randy…I think that one is yours. …and…I have a bottle labeled “Saturday Night 180 Proof”…I’m assuming that one goes to Ibbott’s house…alright…and I have an alternate title card with a booger on it…pretty sure that one is yours Scott and gross….and finally here is my box of intros that I won from the devil in a fiddling contest.

Alright, everybody grab my sack and hold on tight! Woohoo wrong sack guys! I believe I can flyyyyy….I believe you just touched my guy!

Hey “I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this intro!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117705

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Jam

TWITTER

Space Jam (1996) – Like Party people in the house…feel the bass…work that body….hey DJ turn it up. Hoomp there it is? Do your dance…wave your hands in the air…c’mon c’mon..ready to stop…ladies…fellas? Nah Nah Nah #90s

SHOW NOTES

  • Wait…is this the one with people and the cartoons?
  • Shooting star! catch it
  • Reitman!
  • Oh man…right out of the gate with the feels!
  • Summer 1973….I believe I can flyyyy..
  • Holy crap…It’s after midnight Michael…we can’t sleep!
  • Dad gonna let him shoot another…until he misses…
  • Michael wants to go to College and play in North Carolina! Get an education…and then to the NBA!
  • Baseball! Now that is a sport! Thanks dad!
  • Dad planted the idea of flying! Fly Michael!
  • Finally…the team up we have been waiting for…Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan.
  • Party people in the house…feel the bass…work that body….hey DJ turn it up. Hoomp there it is? Do your dance…wave your hands in the air…c’mon c’mon..ready to stop…ladies…fellas? Nah Nah Nah
  • I am seeing a lot of NBA action…where is that college education jam?
  • 1996 does Jordan retire?
  • Jordan in the outfield
  • Meanwhile on mars….
  • Ahh…some of that sweet 3d cartoon animation of the late 90s
  • Sludge Summit! Don’t bring me here anymore right…
  • We need new attractions! “The customer is always right…always…”
  • We need something nutty…wacky…Looney! Yes…
  • What kind of creatures are these? Bugs? Moron Mountain…
  • Can’t teach “looking good in that uniform.”
  • Like tips from the catcher….
  • poor Michael…that was a good looking strikeout.
  • Newman! Stan Podalack.
  • Meanwhile, at the Piggly Wiggly.
  • These guys are like the green aliens in Toy Story.
  • So Loonies are deep in the crust of the earth?
  • This was during the time Speilberg was having a love affair with Looney Tunes…Tiny Toons?
  • So did Michael mention how they treated him during his baseball stint?
  • Thanks Sherm.
  • Back off Stan…what would he do around the house?
  • Charles the dog…
  • Michael is just an ordinary guy back home with his family…living in suburbia.
  • Mmm…Chicken and Collard Greens!
  • Taking tips from his kid.
  • Was there this much Bugs Bunny and Road Runner in 1996?
  • Breaking the 4th wall!
  • Emergency Cartoon Meeting!
  • Daffy Duck can’t even get himself wet around here.
  • Our theme park in outer space…like Six Flags?
  • Slavery subject matter with Bugs Bunny cartoons.
  • A lot of fan nods.
  • What is up with Sylvester
  • Aliens from Moron Mountain.
  • They picked the Aliens one weakness…shortness…I wish I was a little bit taller…I wish I was a baller.
  • The plan…challenge the invading aliens to a b-ball game since they are short.
  • Hey…it’s Patricia Heaton and Dan Castellaneta
  • Oh these Aliens can inhabit another body? No…they can steal your talent! That is way worse….
  • Not only their talent but also their co-ordination.
  • Hey…that news guy is that guy…
  • “Watch Patrick Ewing…” Odd…so it takes talent to walk?
  • It’s the germs in New York…with masks…oh geez….can’t escape this.
  • That was some wicked talent…now they are all monsters!
  • Hey little pig…boo…and Porky peed himself.
  • They are MonStars.
  • Bill Murray back on the golf course talking to things.
  • Bill Murray is white?!
  • This golf course scene was really longer than it needed to be
  • I love Bill Murray…but he isn’t saying much.
  • “Nothing but the bottom of the cup.”
  • nooo! he lost his Jordans!
  • What kind of camera is that!
  • Why is Looney Tune land deep in the earth.
  • Bugs Bunny is far too willing to lay a smooch on someone.
  • Everybody is playing their part.
  • Michael Jordan has a paperclip in his ear.
  • So they are comparing entertainers and performers to slaves. Interesting.
  • “We’ve got balls!”
  • Spit Shine!! grote Taz…lemony fresh
  • All the Monster numbers are Zeros
  • Every heroes flaw in the 80s and 90s…” Chicken”
  • “My poor little cranium.” – Tweety Bird
  • I got a Basketball Jones on…this is way creepy…Barkley playing with young girl basketball players over top of some sexy music.
  • 5 feet nothing…blocked my shot.
  • Barkley is choosing the natural route while everybody else is using science.
  • Lola Bunny!
  • Men are chumps
  • House in 3d Land.
  • On a quest for Michael’s Shoes and Basketball Gear
  • The toons never get any royalties
  • Why are Jordans all over the trophy room.
  • Michael’s wife named their dog Charles…burn
  • Fortune Tellers…they finally gave up by science…and she is correct
  • Stan is taking this very personally.
  • “What kind of Mickey Mouse operation would name their team the Ducks….” huh huh huh. Funny
  • Jordan in his gear.
  • Granny is a cheerleader.
  • Great…no more basketball this season because of a suspected virus.
  • What kind of a timeline are they on for this Basketball competition.
  • Pump up the jam…pump it up….move your body.
  • The boss of Moron Mountain is attending.
  • Riot! The polite meese.
  • Sexy cartoon ladies…how do we feel about that?
  • Daffy never gets the respect (“Let’s all laugh at the duck”)
  • The Aliens have nothing but ringers….the looney tunes have one ringer.
  • Hit ’em high…hit ’em low…
  • It’s hard to imagine being a seasoned actor and doing this much green screen work…I wonder if it hurt or helped Jordan not being an actor?
  • TuneSquad
  • Don’t ever call em “doll” don’t ever call me “dog” don’t ever call me…
  • Sam has guns.
  • Halftime…the time things look their worst in a sports movie.
  • Humans must stink. Newman!
  • Forget inspirational speeches….you need a placebo…
  • Michael’s secret stuff.
  • What did Bugs Bunny put in that water?
  • Pulp Fiction…these are the Jokes folks.
  • The 2nd half comeback.
  • I did not need a tongue out Elmer Fudd.
  • Jordan flew under the radar because he was playing baseball.
  • Why is Marvin The Martian not a bigger part of Space Jam!
  • So now they are breaking the rules to win…like all good sports movies.
  • haha…why did they put granny in a wheelchair
  • Put me in Coach! Stan!
  • A flat Newman. Scary.
  • Looney Tune Land makes anyone flexy.
  • “I didn’t know Dan Aykroyd was in this movie!
  • “Don’t ever trust an earthling.”
  • So all the aliens lost was that they had to give back what they took.
  • Space Jam is a 1996 American live-action/animated sports comedy film..what a small space.
  • Touch the ball…give me my talents. Ball of talent.
  • Nobody wants to touch Michael’s Ball.
  • 7 minutes of credits!
  • and a very short stinger…that’s all Folks