The Bourne Identity (2002) – Filmsack Show Notes

PG-13 | Action/Thriller | 1h 59m

The story of a man (Matt Damon), salvaged, near death, from the ocean by an Italian fishing boat. When he recuperates, the man suffers from total amnesia, without identity or background… except for a range of extraordinary talents in fighting, linguistic skills and self-defense that speak of a dangerous past. He sets out on a desperate search-assisted by the initially rebellious Marie (Franka Potente) – to discover who he really is, and why he’s being lethally pursued by assassins.

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we (shh .. dramatic pause) Meanwhile, in the Mediterranean Sea on a boat full of Italian Fishermen; a game of poker and ME! passed out topless on a table that is probably used for gutting fish (gross) … it is seal team “who is me?”

Wait…who am I? and why does everything smell like fish!? and can I get a ratty sea sweater to cover my shame and my 2 bullet hole riddled back (tis but a flesh wound) and can I have a job doing pull ups on the boat deck and spending hours looking into a mirror asking the questions “who am I … and … why am I so damn ruggedly handsome and why do I have this burning desire to climb walls like some Spider Damon. Spider Matt…damnit…” Spider Matt…Spider Matt…does whatever a ….

Oh no! I’m having a total recall! Now I ‘member…there was a guy on a Yatch with a bunch of Lil yachty’es and I couldn’t shoot him because that would make me bad.. ok … and now, as I run away, he is throwing bullets at me .. because that is the only way I can explain these skin deep bullets wounds. Oh no…I’m feeling faint.

Randy! Stop poking around on my hip skin looking for my capsule sized 2 factor authentication swiss bank account device that I have in case I get amnesia! oh…good. I’m glad I planned for that.

LINKS

IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258463/

WIKI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bourne_Identity_(2002_film)

Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bourne_identity

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SHOW NOTES

• Who’s Jason you say and you smile in that special way.
• Man overboard!
• Meanwhile in the Mediterranean Sea on a fishing boat full of Italian Fishermen… Poker!
• Seal Team One
• ouch…them bullets were flesh wounds.
• Hey…don’t take my secret back of head capsule sized projector! I put that there for a reason.
• Who are you…what’s your name?
• Oh god…passed out.
• Meanwhile, Langley.
• It has been confirmed sir…mission failed.
• I don’t know who I am …am I a fisherman? Do I do pull-ups for a living?
• Bullet-hole Back!
• I just found the rope and I did it.
• 2 weeks on a boat with smelly Italian fishers and I don’t even have a name.
• It is not much…but it should get you to Switzerland…you earned it…well…sorta.
• I can’t get dry…this movie is so wet.
• Put me back in power or I will tell everyone!
• Are you asking me a direct question? I didn’t think you were ever going to do that?
• Meanwhile at the Swiss Bank…it is still wet cold and dank and he has to smell like fish and regret.
• This is like that bank in Harry Potter…oh Harry…you’ve ruined everything.
• Bio-metrics scanner…can you please wash that off first…I don’t want to hold the hand of the previous guy.
• Sweet…I got stuff in a thing behind a curtain.
• My name is Jason Bourne…I live in Paris and I am an Officer…oh…and I wear contacts and apparently have a gun, passports and money!
• Wait…maybe my name is not Jason Bourne…maybe it is one of these… Michael Kane!
• Money Money Money… no more sleeping on the street!
• The safe troll is watching…always watching.
• yes please…please connect me to my home phone…thanks.
• This movie makes me nervous. Good job.
• Meanwhile at the American Embassy…Base! Sanctuary!!
• You…the red bag…right there…red bag…put your hands up…time to kick some ass.
• Oh hi…just talking on the phone here…NUT PUNCH!
• Going up…nooo the red bag…going down.
• Spider Man…Spider Man…Jason Bourne like a spider can.
• We have a source at the bank.
• Wait…how does she not recognize him as the guy in the Embassy..
• I want Bourne in a body bag by sun down. Activate them all! Do it…
• Beepers…beepers…flip phones and mopeds.
• I need a bag with passports…large sums of banded money I can fan and passports. yeah!
• Give me back my money.
• He has a headache…keep nervous talking.
• Who pays 20 thousand dollars for a ride to Paris.
• Amnesia…you have the Soap Opera disease?
• Is it a game. A warning. A Threat
• Adjust. Enhance.
• That is some 2002 image load times on that PC
• It was in his hip…not his head…bank account in his hip.
• How could I forget about you. You are the only person I know.
• The director don’t like her.
• He is 3 weeks in that outfit.
• This boring ass white place is your? I believe it Smurfette.
• Everything is white…cept my black phone. REDIAL!
• When she said “Use your bathroom” She meant… USE THE BATHROOM
• Accident on the motorway. Mr. Kane… John Michael Kane.”
• His brother came.
• Jason…no hot water.
• I’ll see if I can get it hot.
• There is a guy outside your window…
• Fool…you brought a knuckle knife to a pen fight. Dead fool.
• uh oh…you broke Marie. Nooo…they killed the house lady.
• Should I stay or should I go?!
• Ahh…the worthless bag of money…he hasn’t purchased anything except Marie’s affection and a ride to Paris.
• I told you to stay in the car.
• They are going to believe you…the cops are going to believe you…with the alcohol on your breath.
• I’m just trying to do the right thing … nobody does the right thing.
• Paris has a lot of cops….like a lot a lot.
• The tires felt a little splashy on the way over here…you take care of this car? It pulls to the left.
• best tiny french car chase since The French Connection?
• We sure have seen a lot of mini racing this past month.
• sooo…we got a bump coming up…down the stairs we go.
• Sidewalk driving!
• Everything is wet…this whole movie has been wet on wet.
• How you gonna stop a car on a motorcycle? I mean it is great for keeping up..
• No motorcycle cops were harmed in the making of this movie.
• You can never come back to this car. You got a hat and a scarf?
• Meanwhile at the Morgue.
• I wear jackets…but I only with the sleeves on the outside.
• Wait…what was he feeling for? This is not him.
• Where is Wombosi!!
• I am not staffed for this.
• Wow! What a difference a little hair color makes! Oh…wait…there is more…a kitchen scissor cut by Matt Damon…you are going to look fabulous! Not too late to give back that 10k dollars…
• Sexy time…sorry…I’m not into short haired ladies…oh wait…maybe I am. Are you into manly pit hair dudes? or do you want to take the kitchen scissors to that as well?
• He is the cleaner…he likes to wipe the whole place down. They better wipe down that bed! Sexy time!
• Da Want War…Da Better Kill Me In My Sleep. We! No. You!
• Well that is the end of that story line. NOOOOOO. I could hear his yell across the street.
• All the CIA body language clues.
• Number of steps to the center of room. Head count. Staff. Security.
• I just got records…you just asked for it. All that planning…she is like…but I’m pretty. He smiled at me.
• He is programmed..he will need to be reprogrammed.
• Operation Treadstone, a CIA black ops program
• Morticians are easy to bribe….a little more grease for the wheel.
• John Michael Kane. Where is the body. Everyone signs in and out. Fine fine…I’m going to sign in.
• Oh big man…pushing around the Morticians.
• So many cops. I never seen so many cops. How many cops do they have.
• He chased the man off the boat and shot him in the back. That doesn’t sound like Jason Bourne. This smells fishy…like an Italian fishing boat.
• Wombosi
• Clive is onto them.
• I will take you there…and leave you.
• What is the French word for Stakeout…huh?
• Nikki…give me an update.
• Why is he squeezing all those bundle of wires?
• We will both of us burn.
• Daryl Ray…I want to work on this girl.
• I done told you not to call nobody! oh wait…I did tell you to call… how many times did you let it ring?
• No thanks…I’m just going to stand at the gate and creep.
• and that is when he came crashing into my house.
• Marie…we got to go….Marie…we got to go. Eamon…surprise!
• He no longer wants to know who he was.
• Uh oh…the mutt is gone…get in the basement…right now.
• Get out of sight and into the basement as quick as you can. Go go go kids.
• This phone is dead
• Clive Owen. You have been made..
• Duck Hunting. Them tattle birds are tattling.
• Tread stone. You get the headaches.
• Sorry about blowing up your grill.
• I kept 30 grand. you keep the rest of the bag.
• Clive Owen’s bag is sad. Not like his bag.
• Code in please.
• Keep going until we are satisfied.
• Paris . Pontoof . Be There. Bridge. I told you to come alone. So try this. I’m gone.
• Get Nikki on the phone… 2 to 3 hours to clean wipe it all.
• Spider Damon. Spider Damon…does whatever a Spider Damon can.
• Where is your field box!
• You move you die.
• Are you Treadstone. A 30 million dollar weapon.
• Stop asking me questions…I’m asking the questions.
• You picked the boat. You picked the date. You told us when.
• You were there 5 days.
• Now I member…that kid..no way I’m killing this guy with the 30 kids on a Yatch. A bunch of little Yatchies.
• It’s all starting to come back to me now.
• I don’t want to do this anymore.
• Jason Bourne is dead. I’m on my own side now.
• I shoot my gun upside down if I have to.
• Holy shit…riding that guy down…that was some crazy shit. Just going to ride this guy down to the ground floor shooting as I go. Nailed it.
• I guess that guy was the backup plan.
• Shut it down. Time. Done.
• Operation Bourne…done. Treadstone…nope…done. All Theoretical.
• Next! Blackbriar is the next place to put your money that is a covert operation.
• Meanwhile, this amount of hair growth later.
• This your store? Think I can rent a scooter?
• You got I.D.? Not really.
• Love this credits music!