Categories
Film Sack Filmsack Notes Podcasts

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we …uh… we …. hold on a second guys. There is a large metallic ball forming in my office. I hope this isn’t a repeat of the Phantasm Incident…oh it’s really crackling and popping…I don’t like it…oh wait…a naked lady just emerged.

“Pardon me ma’am…it’s not my birthday and that is no cake you just popped out of. Can I help you?” What’s that? You like my glasses…well thank you… they are from the Elton John collection…fun fact…not all of his glasses are covered in glitter and shaped like……hey! Don’t take those I need those to read the rest of this….this….Jethro…no! no! Intro! yeah…Intro.

Oh wait…another ball is forming…It’s a naked guy! He seems equally pissed! Hey guy! Strippers around back ….and you really can’t call yourself a stripper if you are already naked! I mean what are you going to take off! Your head…oh my god he did it…

Uh oh…he must have said something because she is gesturing for him to “talk to the hand”…and he is doing it…literally talking to her hand…but that ain’t no hand buddy…it’s a flamethrower….

Hey Hey Hey…take that fighting outside…I’m seeing a lot of holes and dangly bits I don’t care to see in this context…aaand now there is a hole in my wall…thanks guys!

Well I don’t know what that was all about but it appears that fate is trying to murder 2020 and this episode of Filmsack. But I don’t believe in fate…so suck it ya naked…pissed off…. piece of poo… Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_3:_Rise_of_the_Machines

TWITTER

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Like asking Arnold Schwarznegger to rob an AM/PM Store for 30 Million dollars. Talk to the hand. Wait..give me the money. I’ll be back.

SHOW NOTES

  • Will he be back?
  • Rumbly Intro
  • The Future has not been written…there is not fate but what we make for ourse…..NUKE! – Jon Connor don’t believe that.
  • They tried to murder me before I was born…and at 13…and at…
  • Mom said the storm was coming! 3 Billion Lives gone instantly…just us left.
  • We stopped Judgment day…but now…this life…
  • Living off the grid…no phone…no address…just this bad motoscooter a Terminator taught me how to use.
  • Is it always a skull intro for Terminator movies
  • Less than stellar CGI…but 2003
  • These bots are humanoid in apparence.
  • Bad Motoscooter in the dark dark wearing dark and going fast….Deer says…sup
  • Meanwhile in Beverly Hills. A store window.
  • Melty Manican
  • Terminators always show up nek’ed and with a bad attitude…
  • When a naked dude approaches guys laugh….naked lady….Can I get you some help!
  • Is she talking to a fax machine? “We need you to make your best 2003 modem face…”
  • This Terminator is not off the grid
  • In movies the police always talk to you from their loudspeakers in their car…happens in real life?
  • 20cc’s of cleveage stat.
  • I like your car…taken! I like your gun…taken…I like your cheeseburger….nooooo
  • She hates machines…she will be our love interest
  • Do father’s ever call their kids…kiddo? Hey Kiddo.
  • How many stars is her father.
  • She do no wanna get married.
  • Tricky Bastard Virus.
  • Use our AI! Noooo. Fly with a Bazooka
  • Skynet is not ready Daddy!
  • Now that is how you keep your Time Travel on the down low…pop your bubble out in the desert
  • Arnold Side Nipple!
  • Them dogs at the animal hospital be like…nooooo…those are my pills!
  • What kind of dog pills are good for on the run humans.
  • Stripper shows up naked is not stripper…he is just a naked guy.
  • haha…Talk to the hand! Hello hand.
  • Elton John glasses…I don’t think so.
  • T-1000 gear is pretty abundant…is that a choice when choosing your time travel landing spot
  • This drive thru is backwards.
  • Jose! You dead.
  • Global Digital Network
  • oh William…don’t tell crazy tracy who you are.
  • Just gonna do some doggy drugs and cutting.
  • We got a midnight (5:30 in the morning) sick cat coming in…that is some dedication.
  • Great we got junkies.
  • Chemical neuter dogs would be a bit risky
  • Crazy cat hairball lady’s cat’s name is Hercules.
  • Mike Cripkey’s basement…What does that mean!
  • His foster parents were murdered.
  • Catherine Brewster? A little late to ask…how about a blood DNA test. No!
  • Do Terminators have vision problems…they always looking through their eyebrows.
  • How does she have all the DNA database.
  • Catherine runs like a nerd
  • John Connor can not even break out a cage designed for a dog
  • Close range paint guns would hurt.
  • Gun or Truck. I choose truck.
  • Catherine Brewster…come with me.
  • Wow…she would just sell him out like that…
  • She is somewhere between mechanical and liquid
  • Good Terminator…or bad…Terminator
  • You can’t compete with that.
  • Hey son…your animal hospital van ain’t got no driver side door
  • Toyota Tundra…
  • Ok…Ok…I understand she could control electrons remotely…but how did she Maximum Overdrive mechanical things like shifting and steering.
  • Don’t yell at the driver
  • This is my company car…
  • Take this company car and shove it
  • ok…so she is a little bit OP
  • I am assuming nanobots?
  • I am the wide load champion…Who even needs a street with utility poles of people
  • uh oh…suburban neighborhood and front yard clearing could be easy kid death
  • Wiping Schwarzneggers from your wide load truck like a bug.
  • This is a massive care chase scene
  • How much large city equipment can we destroy
  • He is such a polite Terminator
  • Why can’t she just turn herself into a motorcycle and chase them?
  • No sign of Brain Trauma! nice check.
  • Drop dead asshole…I am unable to comply
  • A Tx was sent back? A Calculator?
  • We stopped Judgment Day…You only postponed it…It is inevitable.
  • Connor take the wheel.
  • Nano shit…there it is….
  • An Anti Terminator Terminator
  • Dropping fuel cells like tiny atomic bombs in the dessert
  • AM/PM store
  • This is Whack at the AM/PM Store
  • I need to shop like Schwarznegger at an AM/PM Store slamming shit into a basket.
  • She has a painful scream.
  • If she has Pet Doc 2…what is their other ride?
  • I have a fiance..he is going to be looking for me…I don’t like him…but he might.
  • Connor is a bit of a downer in the back of a beat up pet doc van.
  • Killing his captains.
  • Their paths cross every 10 years…or is that the convergence…they are going to be sweeties and make the baby that does the thing in the future.
  • TX is like a snake
  • Scott Mason Mask
  • Come with me if you want to Leave
  • I’ll be right back
  • No Fate But What We Make!
  • Don’t Do that.
  • Sarah Connor put a weapons stash in her will. They spread her ashes
  • Living in Baha. 6 months with Lukemia…fought for 3 years…long enough to make sure the world didn’t end
  • How did she shoot him in the face for him to spit out bullets
  • Thank gawd…just kill her already…she is all reasonable like a real person. I want fake movie people!
  • Anger is more useful that despair…basic psychology is one of his subroutines.
  • Right by the desert….Chest bursting hand for driving.
  • Cate…My name is Doctor Silverman…I’m a throwback…Hostage situation. Impossible things…crazy things.
  • hahah…Drop your weapon…and the coffin.
  • So is the doc in this triangle as well?
  • No Human Caualties…but a lot of pooped pants.
  • Contacts with military and his wife.
  • hey…that’s not my fiance!
  • Tx’s run fast
  • TX can take the form of any organic thing it touches…did it touch a snake? How about a cat?
  • We need a new vehicle. Valley of Peace is seen better days.
  • Primary weapon damaged..
  • Truck drive is nope….lady on the side of the road with a flamethrower for a hand…talk to the hand..talk to the flamethrower
  • Healthy Female
  • Termanatrix
  • Robert Brewster – Air Force Cyber Research Skynet
  • It is all about your father…only he can shut down Skynet
  • Judgment day is today? 3 hours from now.
  • Robot….Cybernetic Organism
  • Resistance Captured me and reprogrammed me. I was an assassinationer
  • If you die I have no reason to exist
  • She is in charge.
  • July 4th, 2039..you ded
  • So T1000 killed John and then she reprogrammed him to go back and protect him.
  • Skynet is taking everything down…
  • Is John actually doing anything with that C4? He is not making much progress.
  • Mike Crypkies basement….it was a good time.
  • Levity is good…it relieves tension and the ear of death.
  • Terminators are easy to spot…they all look pissed and on a mission.
  • Mr. Chairman. and Mr Brewster….all the monies you need.
  • T1-2 looks like a bad Johnny Number 5
  • Don’t press that Y
  • Daddy is like what….twins!
  • She’ll be back
  • Skynet has become self aware.
  • T1-2 is like a a gallery game….pew pew pew
  • no…the T1-8…oh they just have sequential numbers…no 7….don’t kill number 5…number 5 is alive!
  • the codes are in the the red envelope….you have to get to crystal peak.
  • Particular Accelerator leads to the runway.
  • Terminators need a purpose
  • 2003 CGI
  • Oh man…somebody blew up the toilet! Do not go in there.
  • Man down…all the man down
  • Everything on a swivel. Head…check…legs…check….arms…check.
  • Who let the drone inside?
  • Finally…Cate is a movie hero
  • You remind me of my mother…wrong thing to say?
  • Magnets…yes…magnets…take that you mechanical piece of liquid poo!
  • He has been reprogrammed.
  • She trained on her father’s plane…they are pretty quick to explain stuff.
  • CPU is intact but other things…not so much.
  • Desire is irrelevant.
  • Humans always reasoning with robots.
  • This truck makes me angry!
  • He shut himself down with his ass cheeks clinched in tight leather pants.
  • Reboot the machine! Virus gone…it was 2003…it is how we do.
  • Green screen run
  • Get a bigger chooper
  • I’m back
  • detachable legs
  • John’s limp explained
  • Fuel cell in the mouth
  • haha…conspiracy be splaining. It is just a fallout shelter to VIPs
  • Her daddy lied to get them to safety…cause they are the VIPs
  • They went all that way to get to a bunker when they were already headed to a bunker.
  • Daddy’s mission was the same as T1…which was like Johns dad. You can’t stop fate. Sometimes you just have to accept it.
  • All those bunkers with old isolated computers…this is the rise of the resistance. Fate…Crystal Peak.
  • I am in charge…screw Cate…I’m in charge…till I’m dead…then she is in charge.
  • It was software in the net…there was nothing to shut down.
  • Our destiny was to survive Judgement day
  • Daddy knew but I didn’t want to hear it.

Categories
Film Sack Filmsack Notes Podcasts

Hancock (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi

The following intro is rated PG-13 for some naughty language and spicy suggestive imagery. Therefore: Parental Guidance for Children under 13 is advised.

Join us now for the adventures of Captain Asshole and Mrs Crazy: Apart they are unstoppable. Together they are weaker than a couple of new born puppies at their doggy momma’s throbbing 8 teets! GROSS

So if you find yourself in over your head and faced with the the prospect of mortal danger, for the love of the old gods, don’t call Asshole and Crazy, especially by name or you may find yourself on the back end of an unfortunate human centipede! Hey! That’s 2 movie references in one! Maybe you have seen one but not the other. That’s ok! I’m not here to judge you but you’re a terrible person.

and now 4 guys in a van listening to a podcast about rave music. Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448157/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hancock_(film)

TWITTER

Hancock (2008) – Get your head out of his ass and watch this movie. I’m not here to judge you but you’re a terrible person. Good Job

SHOW NOTES

  • Hey is this that movie with the Super Hero who is no good at his job?
  • Reminder there was a time when it was a weekly event to watch a SUV chase.
  • What Boy? What…you want a cookie? It’s Brick!
  • Hancock on the bench.
  • Asshole is his name? or Hancock.
  • How he have a big ole scar on his leg?
  • Move. Get out the way. Move. Luda! Onyx?
  • Hero of destruction. Up Up and Blowed away.
  • 3 guys in a car…rave music
  • He just threaten them with a human centipede…him being the head
  • Fred Flintstones this thing.
  • 9 Million dollars for damage
  • Publicity shy
  • So is he alcohol resistant.
  • Bono
  • All Heart symbol
  • A good hearted PR guy and a superhero with a PR problem
  • Save the world
  • What is it, National horn day
  • You could have went straight up. Obviously, you should have flown straight up.
  • Thank you Hancock. Never hears that.
  • Meatballs!
  • Thursday is Spaghetti Madness for years.
  • Stopping by…eating meatballs…drink some whiskey…hit the head.
  • Hancock is not a people person.
  • Ray sees the good in everybody.
  • She knows this kind of guy…he breaks things…also, he sits on your house at night and listens to your convesations.
  • In a Trailer by the sea with a drum set.
  • He likes eagles! Eagle hat…eagle necklace.
  • Frankenstein ticket and dollar! Memories. I’m not a monster.
  • Hancock’s landings and take offs are a little rough
  • Michael is french. “Call me Asshole….one more time” Thickness/Goggles.
  • Interface with the public…
  • Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy….
  • Tossing whales…
  • Everyone calls him an asshole.
  • These generic comics are terrible.
  • She watches the news…a lot…Nancy Grace!
  • Hancock share..pass
  • landing…is your handshake
  • “Good Job…” Hancock. Gooood
  • Day 5 of increase of crime by 30%
  • She is falling for the bad boy
  • How to be a person Hancock.
  • 2 weeks…nobody is missing me.
  • Moment of decision. In or out.
  • “I’m Hancock and I drink and stuff.” Thanks for sharing.
  • Shaving with your fingernails…gross.
  • Good Job. Really…Good Job.
  • Some kind of detonator thing.
  • Don’t call him asshole.
  • Slow clap. No..You good job.
  • Like a Hancock Handshake…no a Hancock Smile.
  • All the food in this movie are balls and strings.
  • Her name is Angel
  • He is Miami born…woke up in the hospital with no previous memories. Showed up with a fractured skull.
  • Bubble Gum and 2 Movie Tickets. Boris Frankenstein
  • Asked me for my John Hancock.
  • He is at least over 80 years old
  • Nobody was there to claim him 80 years ago.
  • “Hancock…tucking me in.”
  • She is powered too!
  • Ray better not find out.
  • He is always asking if it is hot in there? Does their being together create heat?
  • gods, angels…superhero
  • We are brother and sister. No we are not!
  • Jiffy Pop Trailer
  • Persian, Greek, Brooklyn. 3000 years
  • Crazy is her trigger word. Asshole is his.
  • No one ever called here crazy?
  • She is stronger…Triple Twister!
  • He wants to put hearts all over the world.
  • A Matter of convenience…he saw it all. Green 44
  • I was flying
  • Pairing up and died.
  • Technically speaking he is my husband.
  • I’m Immortal.
  • Built in twos. Fate doesn’t decide everything.
  • Back to the sauce.
  • Kenneth Red Parker.
  • Former Psychology Student.
  • Zagnut bar through the head.
  • Uh oh. He is mortal.
  • Did she poison him with the Meatballs? She had been setting it up for years?
  • When the get close together he loses his powers? It is happening faster.
  • Made in pairs…when we get close together we become mortal and grow old and die
  • 4BC Came after her with sorts
  • Every time he saves her she pushes him away to save him.
  • 80 years ago there was an ambulance and Frankenstein with Karloff?
  • He is the gods insurance policy.
  • She is mortal.
  • He don’t mind killing a fool
  • He already had the kid before they met
  • They are E.T. up in here…she feels…he feels
  • She ded
  • Having a head up your butt must make you pretty strong.
  • Ha! He chopped of his other hand!
  • He got to go to make her strong.
  • Their weakness is one another.
  • 1 month later
  • Attila the Hun. Cross Eyed.
  • Look up….Hancock painted the moon. Good Job Ray.
  • He has a hawk/eagle? He is the god of hawk/eagle?
  • Everybody keeps calling him asshole and he is always threatening to damage assholes…this movie is obsessed with crazy assholes
  • Planes do not exist in this world

Categories
Film Sack Filmsack Notes Podcasts

Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

  • Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
  • 40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
  • All the kids died from 1
  • I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
  • I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
  • You Dead you Dead.
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
  • What if you could do something about consequences
  • You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
  • Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
  • These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
  • Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
  • Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
  • Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
  • Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
  • Biker Girl Titties.
  • Teenagers are horny and high.
  • I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
  • Things are falling into place.
  • Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
  • This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
  • “You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
  • All of these people are living on the razors edge.
  • This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
  • This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
  • That cop ate it!
  • Murder Death Porn
  • ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
  • Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
  • Burning truck of death.
  • Wow…that was a lot of vision.
  • Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
  • Kimberly is like…fook that.
  • How much weed do you have on you?
  • Be Cool! Daniel
  • Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
  • This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
  • Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
  • oh…Flight 180…
  • Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
  • Scary story…but true…
  • 1 survivor! In the nut house!
  • This is a well crafted horror trope
  • The Different Strokes Curse
  • Mom must be dead.
  • Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
  • Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
  • Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
  • EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
  • Evan won the lottery
  • haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
  • Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
  • That cop is surfing the dark web
  • https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
  • Secrets of the Unkown.
  • neocities
  • Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
  • Route 23 – 18 People Dead
  • Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
  • Why you have scary Marionettes
  • At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
  • Voluntary crazy
  • B 109
  • Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
  • Die in this order…death list
  • Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
  • Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
  • “Watch out for the signs”
  • Alex got a brick to the head?
  • Clear be like…”I don’t care”
  • death by pigeons
  • “Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
  • Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
  • 6th and 2pm 62!
  • Giving Tim the gas.
  • Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
  • Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
  • haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
  • If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
  • Ha! It’s the mortician.
  • Dead, yet still fresh.
  • Only new life can cheat death.
  • Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
  • If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
  • New Life defeats death.
  • “Suck on my junk”
  • Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
  • When does life begin? The age old question.
  • Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
  • Doubter dude
  • Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
  • I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
  • Nora and Eugene are dead
  • If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
  • Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
  • This elevator is possessed with creepy.
  • Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
  • Eugene is a control freak.
  • Eugene…you got to Chillax
  • haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
  • Death is trixie. Your water broke.
  • All these people barely escaped death last year.
  • You caught the Flight 180
  • A rift in death’s design.
  • Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
  • Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
  • Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
  • More like the jaws of death.
  • Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
  • Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
  • Kalarjian…Naijralak
  • Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
  • It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
  • Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
  • The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
  • Get Kalarjian
  • That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
  • A leap of faith.
  • BRIAN NOOO!

Categories
Film Sack Filmsack Notes Podcasts

Final Destination (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Before I start I would like to preemptively apologize for discussing certain bodily functions that are typically off the table in ordinary times. But these my friends…. are not ordinary times.

So…from the top…

Oh hi,

Sorry guys, I know I’m running a bit late today. I had some trouble with the usual pre-show dook…oh wait…can I say dook? How about dookie..that kinda takes the sting out of that word…makes it a little more palatable right? Oh please tell me you guys take a pre-show dookie? Do you really want to be in the middle of the show and get hit with a runny stank? Oh the humanity.

Anywho, while I was doing my bidness I reached for some TP and *gasp* there was none! Well my kids must have heard me crying and brought me a roll they had been hoarding from me as apparently I’m a bit of an over consumer when it comes to paper tickets. So they saved my life! You might would say they “intervened!” Man, I have the greatest kids.

Brrr…where is that breeze coming from? I must have left the window open while I was doing the do. Hold on a second and I will just get that. oh no…. my coffee!! Right on my mixer man! ah man…just going to sling this XLR cable around my neck so I can get a better angle to clean up this mess…woah…perhaps waxing my office floor so close to show time was a mistake!

woah woah woah… OH DOOKIE! CHOKE…GAG…GA..

Who’s next?

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195714/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_(film)

TWITTER

Final Destination (2000) – Like running into Candyman at the morgue is when you realize you’re playing Chess while Death is playing Jenga. eek this tea is scaring me!

SHOW NOTES

  • Finally…The Destination
  • Thunder and the lightening!
  • This kid has all the scary toys and metal fan! This room is death.
  • Going to France!
  • Touring France and Death of a Salesman
  • A history Lesson…
  • Somebody turn off that death fan of evil!
  • Fate. Evil. Fan. This is the END!
  • Todd and Georges dad just called.
  • Got to keep your tag on your bag for good luck.
  • Let dad paint the picture for you: “So 17 on the loose, senior trip with your Friends, in Paris 10 days in the Spring Time…live it up Alex…you got your whole life ahead of you.” – Dad
  • How is Alex supposed to sleep with all that page flipping going on in his room
  • Tropic of Cancer…The bookworm
  • Hare Rama…is that still a thing in the airports?
  • Your birthday is the same as your departure time…what does it mean?! Your clock says 180 like your flight…you have to watch for the signs!
  • Now she is reading a magazine
  • Final Destination…France…noooo!
  • Gate 46…what does it mean.
  • Let’s go take a shit…That watery sting.
  • I can not shit on command.
  • John Denver! He died in a plane crash! Things I think of while taking a shit.
  • Rocky Mountain High
  • A really f’ed up god to take this plane down.
  • Stiffler!
  • This film is intense and ratcheted up.
  • Stiffler eating a bag of whoppers?
  • Whoppers…like little shitballs?
  • There they go…here we stay.
  • WITCH!
  • Agent Weine and Schrek? hehe
  • Survivors Guilt!
  • She believed Alex!
  • Maybe she should hug her books?
  • Her name is Clear?
  • 287 Passengers…Dead!
  • All this lightening! holy poop…
  • 39 days since we lost 39 students.
  • Don’t memorialize my air death with a giant flying bird.
  • Why don’t you stay off the J.D. Carter.
  • Billy you will live forever!
  • Mrs. Lewton is a charm.
  • This kid is always pooping. Pooping is his life
  • Not a good plan to have all of that explosive plane stuff in your possession.
  • Death comes on the wind.
  • haha…in typical teen fashion…when faced with death…turn to porn.
  • Dude…do not dry shave…ouch…then cut your nose hairs…this movie makes me uncomfortable! Also, that is some blue ass toilet water.
  • Why is this guy so in tune with the murder death kill?
  • no…not Tod!
  • That was some mighty graphic dying
  • I like how death leaves no evidence. Slurp up the toilet water.
  • Didn’t you see it…Tod killed himself because of the guilt! Nooooo
  • I’m just a loner girl who likes to read, weld and be empathic.
  • It’s bad luck to stand in a casket.
  • Whatever made him Tod is gone.
  • “In death there are no accidents…no mishaps…no escapes.”
  • Death’s Design. If you figure out the design you can cheat death.
  • Death got a whole new design!
  • Don’t cheat death…he is vengeful.
  • No harm. No Foul.
  • The mortician is death’s keeper?
  • Death will show us signs?
  • The “What if…” meeting….”I have a plan.”
  • Death likes to get all of it’s victims in one place.
  • “I’m moving on Carter. With this bus….eeek”
  • Death’s design is kind of lame…Death by the numbers.
  • “no…you know the whole French thing…you get on the plane.”
  • John Denver’s greatest hits to die by.
  • “I’m not going Dahmer on you guys.” odd…that is not what he is doing at all.
  • There are a lot of clocks in frame in this movie.
  • Notice the signs Lewton!
  • Scream and throw the tea out! pour in the vodka! Profit!
  • He’s reading the ashes!
  • ok…come on death…that is just over-kill on Miss Lewton
  • You are a poor planner kid.
  • Billy is everybody’s whipping boy
  • Carter is a dick and has odd taste in music.
  • Clear’s dad was shot in the head when she was 10.
  • Just a small thing can create a big thing
  • Clear’s Dad’s cabin in the woods.
  • “I knew I should have felt up Tammy in the pool that time.” – Billy
  • His seatbelt was gone and then it was back.
  • Billy open the door! Billy…open the doooooor
  • I guess it was that conductor’s time as well.
  • Billy was next.
  • You should’ve been dead.
  • Gods don’t die…
  • Do you have your death fighting kit? Duct tape, wine corks gloves and potted meat rations…pretty sure that is going to kill you.
  • Ok..I’m onto you death….
  • I like how death has to be low key…until it strikes and then it is on like Donkey Kong.
  • Paddling on a lake at night Alex..really…you are playing right into death’s hands.
  • Fritz the dog is like…Die human…I am out
  • Death is always playing Chess while I’m playing Jenga.
  • Everybody knows if you sacrifice yourself for love that death has to suck it.
  • Six months later in Paris…oh no…not John Denver again!
  • Who would go to Paris…after all of that.
  • You’re next!
Categories
Film Sack Filmsack Notes Podcasts

Moon (2009) – Filmsack Show Notes

Oh hi. This content is Patreon supported fast-tracked. It will be freely available  to all after a 24-48 hours period.
To view this content, you must be a member of Brian Dunaway's Patreon
Already a qualifying Patreon member? Refresh to access this content.
Categories
Film Sack Filmsack Notes Podcasts

Ghost Rider (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Listen…as a fellow Bounty Hunter of Souls and Burning Skull Brother….are you thinking what I’m thinking….Bonehead Road Trip! High Five!

Ok, so I’ve plugged the route into the GPS of the damned and it says Hell on Earth is a mere 666 miles from here… hmmm..I thought we were already in Texas…Anywho, Flame on! Oh! Mustache Fire..Puh puh. I’m good..I’m good…let’s roll!

Alright, so I was thinking when we get there we should stick to the shadows because you will “face off” with some demons and as we all know; demons are notoriously night blind. So we should flame off when we get there. But heads up. I can’t flame on again because I flamed on for the last time for this Boneheaded Road Trip.

What’s that? Why didn’t I just ride with you and save my final flame on to help you fight the demons instead. Hmm…well that would have been smart…but we don’t have the budget for smart. No I don’t want any Jellies. Now get off your handlebars. No, that’s not how legends are born.

I should have just stayed home and tended my cemetery.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(2007_film)

TWITTER

Ghost Rider (2007) – I’m gonna own this curse and watch it again. This is how Legends Are Born. #Hellementals

SHOW NOTES

  • That guy’s skull is on fire
  • It’s said that the West was built on Legends, tall tales that help us make sense of things too great or too terrifying to believe. This is the legend of….
  • Every generation has one. Collecting on the devil’s deals.
  • Worth 1000 evil souls!!
  • See ya chump! I’m out! on my burning horse!
  • The thing about Legends is…sometimes….they are true!
  • The Amazing, Blazing.. [Rock Music]
  • Barton and Johnny Blaze
  • Huh, hotshot…huh…huh…cough cough. Hotshot…Wheelchair.
  • What! Roxie is leaving…but she just got here!
  • Wait..Barton Blaze…his dad’s name is Barton Blaze…aight.
  • Everybody in this movie has a younger self.
  • Smokes gonna kill ya! What kind of shit sends someone a letter telling them they have terminal lung cancer.
  • Greatest show on earth? What you want Barnum?
  • One devil of a shadow.
  • Don’t worry about the how? Always worry about the how!
  • Take my soul? Get out mister.
  • Gimmie that goat pen!
  • That is not how contracts work…well..maybe with the devil.
  • You don’t sound healthy as a horse…how long do you get to be healthy as a horse? Oh…not long eh…deal with the devil get the horns.
  • Meanwhile…at the crossroads…Why does the devil like the crossroads?
  • Punch the devil!
  • I don’t want to forget about friends, family and love! What about Pizza? Can I remember Pizza?
  • I’m cursed baby…it’s raining outside and I’m cursed.
  • Johnny Blaze did not age well.
  • “You can’t live in fear.” CRAZY TRAIN
  • Forget about love…but sex…you can have all of that.
  • holy poop hounds…that looked painful. Off the rails of the crazy train indeed.
  • Ozzy…now ZZ Top…
  • Welcome to Texas? Why is he going to hell already.
  • The Johnny Blaze video game.
  • Alcohol gives me nightmares…but Jelly Beans?…yummy
  • Howler Monkey special on Discovery channel…Blaze is the only one… Put on the Monkey Show.
  • Length of a football field.
  • Mack has a dog named lucky.
  • Rain to Fire! Typical Texas weather.
  • You never want to go to a border town bar at midnight.
  • Angels only…Hell’s angels….finger to the chest…slurp.
  • Isn’t that the actor who played baby johnny?
  • Now we are onto the Carpenters…
  • No lock on the lift?
  • Johnny Blaze finds chimps fascinating.
  • Are there only red and yellow jellies?
  • Promise you will take the cars out.
  • What crappy cable does GhostRider have? Martial Art Chimps…and old school skeleton cartoons.
  • Bad guy can smell fear. Looking for Gressil Earth. Wallow…so the 3 elements…Wind is here…Abigor.
  • Take over the world… Mephistopheles…don’t say that name
  • Johnny Blaze Leap of death! No cars…screw it no cars…
  • So on the outside everyone is rock….in Johnny’s head it’s Carpenters.
  • Coffee from the pot.
  • “You can’t live in fear.”
  • 300 feet!
  • Johnny watches a lot of TV
  • 20 years after Barton’s death…
  • uh….yeah…
  • Roxanne Roxanne…I wanna be your man.
  • Roxanne don’t like watching him jump
  • Roxanne is the sign…she didn’t get married.
  • No cars…Helicopters
  • Helicopters cause my dad thought it would be cool.
  • enough NOS to make it…scurch!
  • George Thorogooof
  • Stuart is a goober.
  • Howdy…Howdy Howdy Howdy
  • Eye-Talian…You still like Eye-Talian
  • She’s a lady of chance…shake the 8-ball.
  • Face my rider!
  • Johnny gonna stand Roxie up. Not a good plan. Face my rider.
  • Now we need you to point. Good pointing!
  • Find the one known as BlackHeart
  • Burning Asphalt
  • Welcome to Texas
  • Things burst into flames when the Rider Passes by.
  • The cemetery is a train yard now.
  • Saint Michael’s church has taken the bodies.
  • From rock to Gothic music
  • Burning makes me laugh! Muhahahah
  • Slow clap…way to burst into flames.
  • The kid’s name is BlackHeart
  • Thanks for the chain.
  • Dirt Bag..is he the dirt guy? clever
  • Sorry, all out of mercy
  • Bone daddy needs to convert his bike to bone bike.
  • Look into my eyes…see your sin…feel the pain.
  • Is that dude still alive?
  • That bike does’t growl as much as it snorts
  • It’s exhausting being the rider. and thirsty work.
  • He drove to dad’s grave.
  • Morning Bonehead.
  • Carter Slade tombstone
  • Broken Spoke biker bar.
  • The Rider is the Devil’s Bounty Hunter sent to track down anyone who has escaped from hell.
  • Normal by day…Rider by night.
  • The Penance Stare…the rider’s greatest weapon.
  • The Hidden – Fallen Angels hiding in the elements waiting for apocalypse
  • Amy…from Pitch Perfect.
  • Roxanne Simpson…
  • You are just a Carny…
  • That time Nick Cage was ripped.
  • Buh-luh-luh
  • End of Days…we need to watch that.
  • The Host can gain control of the possession spirit through concentration of the fire element within man.
  • Books in movies that are odd will sometimes be read backwards.
  • Neighbor Bill with the Hibachi…it smells like fire.
  • You wouldn’t believe me…Tell me…I can take it…no…I can’t take it.
  • Jack Dolan and Officer Edwards
  • He watches a lot of TV.
  • He wants to be a motorcycle policeman.
  • Don’t put him in with baddies!
  • Man…those Texas prisoners are real shits
  • He kind of does the hulk scream.
  • You’re locked in here with me.
  • You…innocent
  • Hallowed ground…not in that church.
  • Hold it…let me baton you to the jaw – cop
  • Rage! Garage
  • “Raise no more devils than you can lay down.” old saying
  • Suck it coppers! I can tread water
  • “The suspect is going up….”
  • The Yee-Haw was probably unnecessary
  • You can not catch the wind….unless the wind is stupid enough to stay stationary.
  • You don’t watch TV? What’s the matter with you Sam Elliot!
  • He was a Texas Ranger…but got greedy…waiting on the gallows. Traded freedom for the soul.
  • I don’t think a Dare Devil would suffer his public image by being arrested.
  • They killed his buddy MACK!
  • No soul to burn…Penance stare
  • You sold your soul for love…the right reason
  • What! 2 Riders! Can you keep up for one last ride?
  • He could only change one more time. Riders always looking for a second chance.
  • You mean he wasted his last chance on a road trip with Blaze Cage and why did he change back!
  • Why you ride in the water..knowing you got to fight the water demon. Boiled him
  • You broke your deal rider
  • Dirt fire ball to the back.
  • ouch..back breaker
  • souls of 1000
  • Oh wait…I didn’t know you were going to all enter me! I take it back…forget the contract.
  • Uh oh…his name is Legion…that is the end
  • He couldn’t beat him when he was 1…how he gonna beat him as 1000 in 1
  • uh oh…them souls are reconstituting
  • don’t watch…do the thing.
  • Souls to burn…like a starter log..feel their pain.
  • blink!
  • I’m gonna own this curse…The Spirit of Vengeance. Part 2
  • They ended up back at the same tree they started their love?
  • This is how Legends Are Born.
  • These credits are fire!