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War (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

International Double Crossing, Murder and Mayhem hotline, how may we help you heap cold dishes of revenge upon your enemies sometime in the distant future after some elaborate possibly unnecessary scheming that involves plastic surgery, betrayal and ninjas….today? oh man…we really need to shorter our corporate phone greeting. Hello, are you there?

Right. Uh huh. Sure, we just happen to have a guy that specializes in heisting horse dolls made of gold. Oh sorry, horsey action figures. How much? Well, in addition to the base cost of your eternal soul and happiness we will be needing payment in the form of briefcases full of cash with whatever weird ass twist of a tip of your choosing.

What do I suggest as a good tip? Well, tell me what you have in mind and I’ll give you some feedback. Right…uh huh…sure…sure…I see what you are going for there. But in addition to having it delivered by a lady in a black dress…how about she says “Here’s your money honey” drops the briefcase and then strips down to her itty bitty bottoms, turns and walks away never to be seen or heard from again. Oh yeah..I like that…it sounds totally unnecessary and we love that shit around here. Ok, I think I have everything we need here. Talk to you in 3 years. Bye

Oh man…what an exciting phone call. phew…time to address my oral fixation..Smoke ’em if you got ’em!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499556/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_(2007_film)

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SHOW NOTES

  • Bloody Violence!
  • That was fast…Does Jenny know? Cigarettes!
  • It is your oral fixation…
  • shot gun credits
  • 462 days of no lost time?
  • Oh..they are in a serious situation…not just a couple of guys at a bus stop.
  • Quick cuts are us.
  • I am Jason Stathom…and I see things.
  • FBI…nooo…back up is on the way Tom
  • Geez is this a Woo film? woooo
  • Man in the shadows is ninja gunman.
  • Even in the light he is in the shadows
  • Took one to the face…I got him.
  • Triads…Yakuza…and so forth…bullshit story…Rogue is a phantom…
  • Foreshadowing…you never know who is working for whom…
  • Drinking and driving?
  • Game day…don’t forget the steaks. He forgot the steaks…it happened that one time again. He forgot the stakes of working for the FBI as well
  • Oh man…the Rogue really took that face shooting personal. Shot him in the face..and then made him watch him kill his wife and kids first and then burnt the house down. Geez Rogue Phantom
  • The rogue is roguish except for the titanium bullet shells…that he just leaves like a calling card.
  • 3 years later…San Fran..
  • Black Light Boobies and Butt…hey hey hey hey…uh huh huh.
  • Killed them guards with his creadit card…platinum
  • Sure are a lot of skinny butt ladies in this movie
  • send in the dobermans. ohno!!
  • Tattoos for shirts.
  • Rogue is merciless…killed that poor doge with a bomb
  • Do you know what Shiro does to traitors…that’s right…bang to the head.
  • Yakuza…rings are kills.
  • The old thumb in the bullet hole wound.
  • Cop is my day job…doctor is my other job.
  • Rogue cost him his marriage…that is a good thing.
  • D.U. bullets
  • The Rogue cuts his face every 6 months…that is a lot of plastic surgery. What is the average recovery time for that…geez.
  • Shiro (Yakuza) killed Chang’s Family (Triads) and sold all of his shit except 2 statuettes that he is trying to sell currently. The Rogue was working for the Yakuza…maybe no so much now.
  • He doesn’t care about ancient feuds…
  • Closet full of black
  • 7412…terrible code.
  • That’s my wife Maria…she is not a horse
  • These two are the Ti brothers…
  • Careful…don’t leave your ear unguarded
  • So did he get his ear reattached? or will that guy be our chick in the bucket
  • Don’t fail me daughter
  • Meanwhile, in Chinatown
  • No Benny’s here…wrong answer.
  • Interpol is down in ChinaTown.
  • Plastic surgeons dropping like loose skin off an old person
  • The horses are not real horses…they are cars? ohhh…that is all a ruse
  • This music is pretty generic…sound machine.
  • Never pay your extortion money up front.
  • Oh…they are horses…DON’T TOUCH THE HORSES Ti!
  • Ok…I want your to take the guy his money…and then take off your tiny black dress and walk away. You did great!
  • Sniper gun down the ventilation shaft…out of sight out of mind.
  • Agent Wick says “Hold on Motherf’er”…this mofo is out
  • Which way down is faster…this way!
  • Your stupidity insults my father
  • 14 hour flight…need me a salad…chef salad…no blue cheese punk
  • Pain, Rage Loneliness.
  • Warehouse 16…you know the one
  • The eyes…the one thing the surgeons can’t change…but a pair of color contacts and some make up could.
  • “You will find only pain living in the past.”
  • What a 2007 looking hone.
  • I am still having trouble trying to figure out if the horses are an alliteration or not and if so…for what.
  • “Chasing Ghosts” that would have been a better movie title.
  • I don’t think you should be angry shooting at paper targets
  • Rogue has a thing for Maria?
  • Now you see my gun…now you don’t
  • What! I just realized that is Catalina from My Name is Earl
  • Triads hanging out at the local pizza and beer joint being angry.
  • Sure…I could hit you with a stick…but a burning stick!! Yeah!
  • Rogue just stirring up shit…so he can chase down the younger Joey Ti brother.
  • Tube fight! Tubes!
  • Uh oh…the Rookie is so dead.
  • Chang can not be shook. That is how he survives
  • Some strong smoking message here?
  • Spyker vroom.
  • “Now that is some spicy tuna…” hahaha jokes!
  • Stathom muscle car. All beef. Rogue is all class
  • oh no…not the muscle car!
  • Goi is right there! He ain’t the shooter!
  • This take down is going bad
  • Things I learned…don’t kill Stathom’s partners…he don’t like it.
  • “In Japan…you would be dead”
  • Jet Li’s “Eat Shit While Driving” is a lot of fun.
  • Stathom is all beef and anger
  • his name is Wu Ti – WOOOOTEEE
  • Rogue is still working for Shiro
  • That’s the order…there is no why
  • “I have no master”
  • He just ghost knifed ya…his other job is street magician.
  • he used to work for the CIA commissions to do surgery
  • Fate…choices…
  • If Rogue is in here…then who is the ninja outside!
  • Wu Ti doesn’t know about the gun under the desk.
  • Haha…poor Wu Ti…he took a lot of bullets
  • Never a good sign when a ninja is running away
  • You never leave the children to live after you kill their dad! That is classic for a revenge story 20 years later.
  • Rogue is a myth…a rumor.
  • Rogue does all the smooth things but forgets about FBI surveillance?
  • I got this one bullet that I worship…
  • Now it is time for your reward…that’s right…
  • See he gets it…remove all future threats.
  • “Angry face” and ” who gives a shit face”
  • You just knew them horses were going to be fake.
  • Too slow Rogue
  • You ordered the hit
  • I ordered many hits. I ordered the greatest hits.
  • You always leave the wife and daughter alone.
  • Ha! …Double Ha! Great ending
  • Tom Lone. Changing your face…Your voice…
  • Pain can be a weapon if you choose.
  • Crawford is the bad guy!
  • What what what! Unpossible
  • What’s in the box? Whats in the boooox?
  • Why wouldn’t he recognize his partners eyes?
  • Jet Li talks funny when he is being choked.
  • Twisty Twist Twist…is he dead! oh come on.
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Snowpiercer (2013) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Ok Brian…don’t overthink that polar bear ending…it’s just a to let the audience know that life on the surface is possible after the big freeze and that our train survivors will be able to carry on like some kind of humanity engine. ok good…done….now I can stop thinking about it…

But….what if the bear represents something more…no…don’t think about it!….. But what if it…what if it is Minsoo’s spirit leading his daughter and her eventual lover to safety like some kind of spirit engine for humanity. Choo Choo Minsoo 

Shutup brain! Wear your shoe and shutup! but what about that catfish and axe gang…what was up with them and that catfish?  All adding up to THERE WILL BE NO SLEEP TONIGHT!

LINKS

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1706620/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowpiercer

TWITTER

Snowpiercer (2013) – This movie is size 10 Chaos and after 30 minutes in I wish I had upgraded my ticket to first class instead of protein block and baby tastes best caboose. Choo Choo

SHOW NOTES

We precious few

Train is world. The World is tubular.


I will trade you ball for an hour for food bar.

How far back can you remember?

I am the shadow of my former shadow.

Shutup Edgar

Wellness check. Time for measurements. from the yellow coat.

This ladies feet has a fro!

They just gave him the Flav vor flave. 

The 7 minute speech…7 minutes of arm out of the train hole.

This is not a shoe…it is size 10 chaos

Your station on the train was determined by your original ticket

Would you wear a shoe on your head? A hat belongs on your head. 

It looks like Mr. Gilliam has seen his fair share of the train hole.

CHICKEN….CHICKEN!! PROTEIN BLOCK BULLSHIT…CHICKEN

Scary tiny monkey man killed the giant troll mna

Chrono man…so they put prisoner a drug induced coma?

1 lump of chrono for 1 door.

Things that no longer exist are extinct…like cigarettes

Chromo?

Protein Blocks. Paul has been alone…and in the zone. Paul is a burnout.

I would totally eat bug protein …better than I thought…I thought it was going to be kids or people.

Krono?

17 on earth…17 on the tail section. 17 years

The hood gang…axes up front. pikemen in teht back.

The Catfish gang? Axefish?

Axes are not extinct

Oh no…almost done in by a wet fish on the floor.

18 years old today…sucking at Willard’s titties.

74% of you are going to die.

Tunnel! nooo..it’s dark

What happened to his arm?

Cut out Willards tongue? He is the devil.

Where did Curtis keep that protein block he served Swinton at the Sushi Bar?

Kronole…ahhh

1000 people in an iron box. They were cannibals after a month.

I know what people taste like…I know babies taste best.

I sure hope that translator caught all of that story.

measure lady…she measures shit

There is only enough space for a very small person.

He finally sacrificed his arm.

That Polar bear is totally going to eat them.

 

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Cloud Atlas (2012) – FilmSack Show Notest

INTRO

Oh hi,
Question One: What secret in the Wachowski’s 2012 movie adapted from a book would be worth killing 3 hour for?
Question Two: Is it reasonable to believe that this movie would not require me to turn on Closed Caption on Netflix to unlock that secret…a secret that is perhaps hidden in the True True language? maybe so…maybe no…and if so…
Question Three: What in the F…. name of Old Georgie hisself am I doing here?

Uh oh. Hold on a second guys…Who comes a rapping at my high rise apartment chamber door?….oh hi… Hey, listen guys…it’s the Wachowskis! They are banging trays and I do believe they intend to throw me off the balcony for what I done said about their movies over the year. I Gotta go….Speed Racer suuuuucked!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1371111/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Atlas_(film)

TWITTER

Cloud Atlas (2012) – Like being slowly poisoned by a toothy Tom Hanks. Will the suffering never end!! Yay it’s over. Let’s watch it again!!

SHOW NOTES

  • Don’t start your movie with jibberish.
  • Closed Caption it is.
  • Question One: What Secret? Question Two: and if so…question 3…what the F am I doing here?
  • Civilized folk are hot because they are wearing 3 layers of wool and cotton.
  • It’s too hot for a whipping.
  • He passed out from worms?
  • “A tiger cannot change his stripes.”
  • The night of the Lemon Prizes
  • Let me get your attention by banging these trays together.
  • Woah…Finch is flying.
  • Found it . The thread to follow is not the actors but the stories that inspire (The Atlas?). Starting with Adam Ewing’s journal (only half) that is passed onto Robert Frobisher and then the letters he wrote to his lover are passed onto Luisa Rey (only parts and she hears the Cloud Atlas in the record store) her life is chronicled by her child neighbor (Jonas) in a story titled Half-Lives (A Lousisa Rey Mystery) which is read on the train by Cavendish (partially?) Cavendish life is portrayed by an actor (Hanks) in a film after Cavendish’s death and viewed in part by Sonmi-451. Sonmi goes on to inspire revolution and her words are echoed in the Teachings that Zachary learns but only in part.
  • Zachary mentions in the beginning his first meeting with Old Georgie eye to eye (the temptation Adam Ewing)
  • The Actor/Characters as they play to each period’s roles and how they respond and are influenced. Love and inspiration can travel through each period. Characters can have love affairs that last beyond a period of life.
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Ghost Ship (2002) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Congratulations… you found a crappy movie….on Netflix. Alright…sorry…sarcasm it’s kind of our go to thing around here. But to answer your question Mr. Ferry Man. Yes. The Filmsack Crew would be more than happy to help you recover the crappy movie you saw floating around on Netflix. It’s practically all we do!

So can you describe the movie for us? A giant floating turd. Ok…Well, I think that is all I need to know.

Say….could you Excuse us Mr. Ferry Man…I just need a quick Filmsack Crew Sidebar. Hey guys…I don’t think we should do this one. It sounds like this Mr. Ferry Man wants us to watch a giant floating turd. I mean I know that is what we do week in and week out…but what if it’s one of those Ghost Turds…You know what I’m talking about…you do all the prep work but then when you look back…poof …nothing…just an empty bowl. Wait…what was I talking about. Sorry guys…I’ve been constipated for 2 weeks…I think I think I may be septic.

Now get off my damn TugBoat

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0288477/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Ship_(2002_film)

TWITTER

Ghost Ship (2002) – Like a box full of gold hording rats. What tha… Two decapitated thumbs up. oh no. Thumbs down.

SHOW NOTES

  • Get off my damn tug boat
  • A punch in the port bloater?
  • Congratulations…you found a boat..in the ocean.
  • Heading down to the docks and gonna get myself a crew.
  • Oh no…the straights
  • Well that came up quickly..OCEAN LINER!
  • It’s the Antonio
  • We named our TugBoat Artic Warrior
  • Under the Law of the Sea…she’s ours
  • 40 years…all the life boats are gone…and no one every found anyone.
  • Yay…Jump Scare Clock Chime
  • Rich Folks from Europe died here.
  • That Rubic Rope is the best.
  • Everything is trying to kill Karl Urban…including Karl Urban
  • Karl Urban…Chewing Gum and Smoking Cigarette’s…I think they told him to act annoying.
  • Spooky Ghost Ship Story by the Captain
  • There was a shootout in the pool!
  • A digital watch!
  • That pool drank her blood and then oozed it back out.
  • Pretty sure you don’t drink an open glass on a 40 year old table.
  • “That’s the happy version”
  • Dead bodies come dumping out like dead body diarrhea.
  • These rats are hording gold! You do not want to take the rat horde’s box of gold bars.
  • Mr. Giggle Time Ferriman..the box is going to be full of gold..yep!
  • Somebody has to say…and it might as well be me…this ship is f*ck’d up
  • This is less Ghost Ship and more Final Destination Ship
  • Tug Tug no more…Tug Boat on down
  • Emily Browning tried to tell you
  • This first mate is no Gilligan. He will pump you in the face.
  • Shelf life of a can of beans…1 year…that is like 39 years too long…do not eat 40 year old beans because they are probably maggots.
  • Poor bored Emily Browning…you think you are bored during a 2 hour dance…wait till you are stuck on a Ghost Ship for 40 years…
  • She hung herself
  • Why are they clapping for the First Mate.
  • When you are dead you know when someone is dead.
  • 1 survivor on the Loralyedele
  • ?When he has filled his quota…we set sail…Katie is not like the others.
  • Santos thought he had 1000 virgins at the pearly gates?
  • Ghost Tits get you dead every time.
  • Karl Urban always plays rock…
  • A ship of theives
  • She got fish hooked.
  • Not sure if I have ever seen a rock montage like this to explain everything
  • is he the devil of the sea?
  • Murphy looks like a dead beta fish.
  • Oh Dodge…no Gold baby…no gold.
  • Ferriman is really good at flipping his switch
  • The souls are free!!
  • What constitutes a full boat?
  • So she didn’t kill herself? They hung her?
  • the effects were very scooby doo movie
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Into The Blue (2005) – Filmsack Show Notes

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I Am Legend (2007) – Filmsack Show Notes

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