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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date November 23, 2020

INTRO

oh hi,

We did it Dorian. You said we couldn’t do it. Even after I stole your magic portrait and blackmailed you….You still were a Doubting Dorian weren’t you..But not anymore…We did just as I said…We fooled the League, stole Nemo’s tiny exploration pod and checked off all the evil things on our freaky little supernatural 19th century checklist. Damn It feels good to be the M. That’s short for Moriarty you know.

Say, It’s kind of cramp in this small pod Dorian. How long do we have to be in here before we reach our destination? Wow…days eh….you know what…I’m kinda of regretting that all Mongolian Beef diet we adopted. Can we pop a window? No? Alright, I can hold it.

Hey, do you hear that tapping sound? What is that? It almost sounds like Morris code. What? Morse Code? Are you sure? I’m pretty sure it is Morris code and I’m a genius…sooo…yeah I get that you are old and with age comes wisdom…I get it…but apparently not wise enough to hide your portrait of doom..

Oh my god…why does it smell like a Sweaty Scotsman Ass in here. Are you sure there are no windows…a porthole…a vent…and why is your knee touching my knee…give me some space man. What do you mean it is not your knee…of course it is your knee…who else’s knee could it be…and there goes the tapping sound again.

This is going to be one long Extra Ordinary trip of Gentlemen. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311429/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen_(film)

TWITTER

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) – “May this new Century Be yours son, as the old one was mine.” Meanwhile in Kenya. A witch doctor. Don’t you die on me! olo lo lo

SHOW NOTES

Extra Ordinary
I think it is important to mention that : “…also promoted as LXG, is a 2003 dieselpunk superhero film” – wikipedia
Like 1899…it has been all single shot rifles up until now…C’mon London!
Steam Punk Tank Time….
Tank Halt…dead…blimey
Tank: Show me the money. Bank: Folds
Germans! Leave one behind to tell the rest.
“Not Us” says Germany…ok…it was us.
A whole hanger full of Hindenburg. Oh the Humanity
Meanwhile in Kenya
Oh yeah! Allan Quatermain…This place has a bunch of Quetermain…
Yes, of course, Nigel. You should toddle off. Toddling
Pack for an English Summer
Quartermain lost his love in Africa?
Meanwhile in London
There have been other times…
Found Nemo
New Weapons / Machines have changed the game. Race for arms.
4 Days to get to Venice and Team of 6 members.
Abducting scientist.
Invisible Man is a thief…
one of these gentlemen is a lady
Pre-automobile era automobile.
Blessed by a witch doctor. A Hunter A Scientist. A Stealth. Experience.
“First meetings usually warrant introductions.”
Nemo: I walk a different path
Is Dorian immortal?
She is a vampire
The Sword of the Ocean
Meanwhile in Paris
Where did Mr. Hyde get such a large hat.
Her Connery is pretty good
Scratched by Dorian Gray?
Demorphing of chained Dr Jekyll is the best.
He stole plans from the bank Venice plans
3 steering wheels
Sabotage!
Nemo worships death
Nina is a vampire chemist.
The original Suicide Squad
All this advance tech and still. ticking clock time bombs. Guess it fits with steampunk
I’m an immortal, sir, not a gazelle
“The Vampire Lady has us covered.” – 58:00
The Brave John Bull
His son died (son-in-law)
Poor training and doubt. Fear.
Did Dorian Gray have the gold gun from the man with the golden gun
Mission Impossible Umasking to reveal…the guy who set them all up.
She’s falling for the kid.
That is one dangerous looking exploration pod.
Surely they must know they are being directed like how they drew away Hyde
Did he give the Hyde potion to the vampire
Captain the noise came from this – Recording disc!
Mr. M has the painting!!
Misdirection fools
There is no League…it was a rogue…foool!
Growl…
Nemos Science. Skinner Skin Sample. Jekylls Potion. and ninas blood
Bomb Voyage
Everybody pitch in…we got a repair montage to do!
Meanwhile in Mongolia…beef..
Geez…This feels very much like The Watchmen.
Betrayal and into the Tundra.
The White Tiger indicates it is the end and time to be the most fierce.
Naked and invisible in the snow.
Nautili …. there are 8
buckets of hot iron into more buckets of hot iron.
Got to love a bad guy who enjoys shooting his automatic gun.
James Moriarty! Mr M
Dorian’s Balls were broken…but then they healed.
Oh no! Skinner is burnt naked…now he has to always stay invisible
No. Not the whole thing.
Don’t look at the painting…oh too late.
Super Hyde…Hyde 2.0 … Me on a bad day.
Nemo went Crazy Blade.
“There will be others like me….you can’t kill the future.”
Super Hyde go smash pop
Back stabbing M just gonna fly away then.
Can you run faster than a bullet?
May this new Century Be yours son, as the old one was mine.
Should have stayed in Africa
Africa will never let him die. Uh oh…either Part 2 or a Zombie Quartermain ZomieMain
Just gonna leave this loaded gun on your grave fo some kid to come get the gun then?
That witch doctor was like….Don’t die on me! Don’t you die on my Quartermain!
What happened in that Pod. I can’t imagine M, Dorian and a Naked Skinner could have been all that comfy. You may be invisible to the eyes…but pretty sure you are not invisible to the nose.
Oh hi, I’m glad you could attend the funeral of Allan Quartermain. I am Mr. Invisible and I have to tell you the story of how I almost died from holding in my farts in a tiny escape pod with another man.
We are going to party like it is 1899

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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date July 11, 2020

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we …uh… we …. hold on a second guys. There is a large metallic ball forming in my office. I hope this isn’t a repeat of the Phantasm Incident…oh it’s really crackling and popping…I don’t like it…oh wait…a naked lady just emerged.

“Pardon me ma’am…it’s not my birthday and that is no cake you just popped out of. Can I help you?” What’s that? You like my glasses…well thank you… they are from the Elton John collection…fun fact…not all of his glasses are covered in glitter and shaped like……hey! Don’t take those I need those to read the rest of this….this….Jethro…no! no! Intro! yeah…Intro.

Oh wait…another ball is forming…It’s a naked guy! He seems equally pissed! Hey guy! Strippers around back ….and you really can’t call yourself a stripper if you are already naked! I mean what are you going to take off! Your head…oh my god he did it…

Uh oh…he must have said something because she is gesturing for him to “talk to the hand”…and he is doing it…literally talking to her hand…but that ain’t no hand buddy…it’s a flamethrower….

Hey Hey Hey…take that fighting outside…I’m seeing a lot of holes and dangly bits I don’t care to see in this context…aaand now there is a hole in my wall…thanks guys!

Well I don’t know what that was all about but it appears that fate is trying to murder 2020 and this episode of Filmsack. But I don’t believe in fate…so suck it ya naked…pissed off…. piece of poo… Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_3:_Rise_of_the_Machines

TWITTER

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) – Like asking Arnold Schwarznegger to rob an AM/PM Store for 30 Million dollars. Talk to the hand. Wait..give me the money. I’ll be back.

SHOW NOTES

Will he be back?
Rumbly Intro
The Future has not been written…there is not fate but what we make for ourse…..NUKE! – Jon Connor don’t believe that.
They tried to murder me before I was born…and at 13…and at…
Mom said the storm was coming! 3 Billion Lives gone instantly…just us left.
We stopped Judgment day…but now…this life…
Living off the grid…no phone…no address…just this bad motoscooter a Terminator taught me how to use.
Is it always a skull intro for Terminator movies
Less than stellar CGI…but 2003
These bots are humanoid in apparence.
Bad Motoscooter in the dark dark wearing dark and going fast….Deer says…sup
Meanwhile in Beverly Hills. A store window.
Melty Manican
Terminators always show up nek’ed and with a bad attitude…
When a naked dude approaches guys laugh….naked lady….Can I get you some help!
Is she talking to a fax machine? “We need you to make your best 2003 modem face…”
This Terminator is not off the grid
In movies the police always talk to you from their loudspeakers in their car…happens in real life?
20cc’s of cleveage stat.
I like your car…taken! I like your gun…taken…I like your cheeseburger….nooooo
She hates machines…she will be our love interest
Do father’s ever call their kids…kiddo? Hey Kiddo.
How many stars is her father.
She do no wanna get married.
Tricky Bastard Virus.
Use our AI! Noooo. Fly with a Bazooka
Skynet is not ready Daddy!
Now that is how you keep your Time Travel on the down low…pop your bubble out in the desert
Arnold Side Nipple!
Them dogs at the animal hospital be like…nooooo…those are my pills!
What kind of dog pills are good for on the run humans.
Stripper shows up naked is not stripper…he is just a naked guy.
haha…Talk to the hand! Hello hand.
Elton John glasses…I don’t think so.
T-1000 gear is pretty abundant…is that a choice when choosing your time travel landing spot
This drive thru is backwards.
Jose! You dead.
Global Digital Network
oh William…don’t tell crazy tracy who you are.
Just gonna do some doggy drugs and cutting.
We got a midnight (5:30 in the morning) sick cat coming in…that is some dedication.
Great we got junkies.
Chemical neuter dogs would be a bit risky
Crazy cat hairball lady’s cat’s name is Hercules.
Mike Cripkey’s basement…What does that mean!
His foster parents were murdered.
Catherine Brewster? A little late to ask…how about a blood DNA test. No!
Do Terminators have vision problems…they always looking through their eyebrows.
How does she have all the DNA database.
Catherine runs like a nerd
John Connor can not even break out a cage designed for a dog
Close range paint guns would hurt.
Gun or Truck. I choose truck.
Catherine Brewster…come with me.
Wow…she would just sell him out like that…
She is somewhere between mechanical and liquid
Good Terminator…or bad…Terminator
You can’t compete with that.
Hey son…your animal hospital van ain’t got no driver side door
Toyota Tundra…
Ok…Ok…I understand she could control electrons remotely…but how did she Maximum Overdrive mechanical things like shifting and steering.
Don’t yell at the driver
This is my company car…
Take this company car and shove it
ok…so she is a little bit OP
I am assuming nanobots?
I am the wide load champion…Who even needs a street with utility poles of people
uh oh…suburban neighborhood and front yard clearing could be easy kid death
Wiping Schwarzneggers from your wide load truck like a bug.
This is a massive care chase scene
How much large city equipment can we destroy
He is such a polite Terminator
Why can’t she just turn herself into a motorcycle and chase them?
No sign of Brain Trauma! nice check.
Drop dead asshole…I am unable to comply
A Tx was sent back? A Calculator?
We stopped Judgment Day…You only postponed it…It is inevitable.
Connor take the wheel.
Nano shit…there it is….
An Anti Terminator Terminator
Dropping fuel cells like tiny atomic bombs in the dessert
AM/PM store
This is Whack at the AM/PM Store
I need to shop like Schwarznegger at an AM/PM Store slamming shit into a basket.
She has a painful scream.
If she has Pet Doc 2…what is their other ride?
I have a fiance..he is going to be looking for me…I don’t like him…but he might.
Connor is a bit of a downer in the back of a beat up pet doc van.
Killing his captains.
Their paths cross every 10 years…or is that the convergence…they are going to be sweeties and make the baby that does the thing in the future.
TX is like a snake
Scott Mason Mask
Come with me if you want to Leave
I’ll be right back
No Fate But What We Make!
Don’t Do that.
Sarah Connor put a weapons stash in her will. They spread her ashes
Living in Baha. 6 months with Lukemia…fought for 3 years…long enough to make sure the world didn’t end
How did she shoot him in the face for him to spit out bullets
Thank gawd…just kill her already…she is all reasonable like a real person. I want fake movie people!
Anger is more useful that despair…basic psychology is one of his subroutines.
Right by the desert….Chest bursting hand for driving.
Cate…My name is Doctor Silverman…I’m a throwback…Hostage situation. Impossible things…crazy things.
hahah…Drop your weapon…and the coffin.
So is the doc in this triangle as well?
No Human Caualties…but a lot of pooped pants.
Contacts with military and his wife.
hey…that’s not my fiance!
Tx’s run fast
TX can take the form of any organic thing it touches…did it touch a snake? How about a cat?
We need a new vehicle. Valley of Peace is seen better days.
Primary weapon damaged..
Truck drive is nope….lady on the side of the road with a flamethrower for a hand…talk to the hand..talk to the flamethrower
Healthy Female
Termanatrix
Robert Brewster – Air Force Cyber Research Skynet
It is all about your father…only he can shut down Skynet
Judgment day is today? 3 hours from now.
Robot….Cybernetic Organism
Resistance Captured me and reprogrammed me. I was an assassinationer
If you die I have no reason to exist
She is in charge.
July 4th, 2039..you ded
So T1000 killed John and then she reprogrammed him to go back and protect him.
Skynet is taking everything down…
Is John actually doing anything with that C4? He is not making much progress.
Mike Crypkies basement….it was a good time.
Levity is good…it relieves tension and the ear of death.
Terminators are easy to spot…they all look pissed and on a mission.
Mr. Chairman. and Mr Brewster….all the monies you need.
T1-2 looks like a bad Johnny Number 5
Don’t press that Y
Daddy is like what….twins!
She’ll be back
Skynet has become self aware.
T1-2 is like a a gallery game….pew pew pew
no…the T1-8…oh they just have sequential numbers…no 7….don’t kill number 5…number 5 is alive!
the codes are in the the red envelope….you have to get to crystal peak.
Particular Accelerator leads to the runway.
Terminators need a purpose
2003 CGI
Oh man…somebody blew up the toilet! Do not go in there.
Man down…all the man down
Everything on a swivel. Head…check…legs…check….arms…check.
Who let the drone inside?
Finally…Cate is a movie hero
You remind me of my mother…wrong thing to say?
Magnets…yes…magnets…take that you mechanical piece of liquid poo!
He has been reprogrammed.
She trained on her father’s plane…they are pretty quick to explain stuff.
CPU is intact but other things…not so much.
Desire is irrelevant.
Humans always reasoning with robots.
This truck makes me angry!
He shut himself down with his ass cheeks clinched in tight leather pants.
Reboot the machine! Virus gone…it was 2003…it is how we do.
Green screen run
Get a bigger chooper
I’m back
detachable legs
John’s limp explained
Fuel cell in the mouth
haha…conspiracy be splaining. It is just a fallout shelter to VIPs
Her daddy lied to get them to safety…cause they are the VIPs
They went all that way to get to a bunker when they were already headed to a bunker.
Daddy’s mission was the same as T1…which was like Johns dad. You can’t stop fate. Sometimes you just have to accept it.
All those bunkers with old isolated computers…this is the rise of the resistance. Fate…Crystal Peak.
I am in charge…screw Cate…I’m in charge…till I’m dead…then she is in charge.
It was software in the net…there was nothing to shut down.
Our destiny was to survive Judgement day
Daddy knew but I didn’t want to hear it.

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Hancock (2008) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date June 28, 2020

INTRO

Oh hi

The following intro is rated PG-13 for some naughty language and spicy suggestive imagery. Therefore: Parental Guidance for Children under 13 is advised.

Join us now for the adventures of Captain Asshole and Mrs Crazy: Apart they are unstoppable. Together they are weaker than a couple of new born puppies at their doggy momma’s throbbing 8 teets! GROSS

So if you find yourself in over your head and faced with the the prospect of mortal danger, for the love of the old gods, don’t call Asshole and Crazy, especially by name or you may find yourself on the back end of an unfortunate human centipede! Hey! That’s 2 movie references in one! Maybe you have seen one but not the other. That’s ok! I’m not here to judge you but you’re a terrible person.

and now 4 guys in a van listening to a podcast about rave music. Randy

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448157/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hancock_(film)

TWITTER

Hancock (2008) – Get your head out of his ass and watch this movie. I’m not here to judge you but you’re a terrible person. Good Job

SHOW NOTES

Hey is this that movie with the Super Hero who is no good at his job?
Reminder there was a time when it was a weekly event to watch a SUV chase.
What Boy? What…you want a cookie? It’s Brick!
Hancock on the bench.
Asshole is his name? or Hancock.
How he have a big ole scar on his leg?
Move. Get out the way. Move. Luda! Onyx?
Hero of destruction. Up Up and Blowed away.
3 guys in a car…rave music
He just threaten them with a human centipede…him being the head
Fred Flintstones this thing.
9 Million dollars for damage
Publicity shy
So is he alcohol resistant.
Bono
All Heart symbol
A good hearted PR guy and a superhero with a PR problem
Save the world
What is it, National horn day
You could have went straight up. Obviously, you should have flown straight up.
Thank you Hancock. Never hears that.
Meatballs!
Thursday is Spaghetti Madness for years.
Stopping by…eating meatballs…drink some whiskey…hit the head.
Hancock is not a people person.
Ray sees the good in everybody.
She knows this kind of guy…he breaks things…also, he sits on your house at night and listens to your convesations.
In a Trailer by the sea with a drum set.
He likes eagles! Eagle hat…eagle necklace.
Frankenstein ticket and dollar! Memories. I’m not a monster.
Hancock’s landings and take offs are a little rough
Michael is french. “Call me Asshole….one more time” Thickness/Goggles.
Interface with the public…
Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy….
Tossing whales…
Everyone calls him an asshole.
These generic comics are terrible.
She watches the news…a lot…Nancy Grace!
Hancock share..pass
landing…is your handshake
“Good Job…” Hancock. Gooood
Day 5 of increase of crime by 30%
She is falling for the bad boy
How to be a person Hancock.
2 weeks…nobody is missing me.
Moment of decision. In or out.
“I’m Hancock and I drink and stuff.” Thanks for sharing.
Shaving with your fingernails…gross.
Good Job. Really…Good Job.
Some kind of detonator thing.
Don’t call him asshole.
Slow clap. No..You good job.
Like a Hancock Handshake…no a Hancock Smile.
All the food in this movie are balls and strings.
Her name is Angel
He is Miami born…woke up in the hospital with no previous memories. Showed up with a fractured skull.
Bubble Gum and 2 Movie Tickets. Boris Frankenstein
Asked me for my John Hancock.
He is at least over 80 years old
Nobody was there to claim him 80 years ago.
“Hancock…tucking me in.”
She is powered too!
Ray better not find out.
He is always asking if it is hot in there? Does their being together create heat?
gods, angels…superhero
We are brother and sister. No we are not!
Jiffy Pop Trailer
Persian, Greek, Brooklyn. 3000 years
Crazy is her trigger word. Asshole is his.
No one ever called here crazy?
She is stronger…Triple Twister!
He wants to put hearts all over the world.
A Matter of convenience…he saw it all. Green 44
I was flying
Pairing up and died.
Technically speaking he is my husband.
I’m Immortal.
Built in twos. Fate doesn’t decide everything.
Back to the sauce.
Kenneth Red Parker.
Former Psychology Student.
Zagnut bar through the head.
Uh oh. He is mortal.
Did she poison him with the Meatballs? She had been setting it up for years?
When the get close together he loses his powers? It is happening faster.
Made in pairs…when we get close together we become mortal and grow old and die
4BC Came after her with sorts
Every time he saves her she pushes him away to save him.
80 years ago there was an ambulance and Frankenstein with Karloff?
He is the gods insurance policy.
She is mortal.
He don’t mind killing a fool
He already had the kid before they met
They are E.T. up in here…she feels…he feels
She ded
Having a head up your butt must make you pretty strong.
Ha! He chopped of his other hand!
He got to go to make her strong.
Their weakness is one another.
1 month later
Attila the Hun. Cross Eyed.
Look up….Hancock painted the moon. Good Job Ray.
He has a hawk/eagle? He is the god of hawk/eagle?
Everybody keeps calling him asshole and he is always threatening to damage assholes…this movie is obsessed with crazy assholes
Planes do not exist in this world

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Final Destination 2 (2003) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date May 16, 2020

INTRO

Oh hi,

You have reached the office of Death, We can not come to the phone right now as we are busy making asinine lists and planning elaborate ways to murder you.

But by all mean, Please listen to the following as our menu options have changed.

If you would like to report a gross injustice of death: press 9. (pause)

If you are calling to negotiate the terms of your surrender: press 8 and your call will be taken in the order it was received: average wait time – 300 years. (pause)

If you are calling about the Elevator to Hell: press 6. boop another 6. boop. and just once more. boop. You have chosen “Elevator to Hell” if you meant to select “Stairway to Heaven” please hang up and call back when you are a better person.

Still there?

Ok, If you are calling to report any of the following on the Elevator to Hell: “a faulty door that could decapitate a person” or “a guy with a box of hooks for arms” or “an inappropriate offer to lick your face” please stay on the line for an important message: (pause) It’s the Elevator to Hell. that’s it. that’s the message. It’s… the… Elevator to Hell…please hang up.

Also, don’t do drugs on the Highway to Hell.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309593/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_2

TWITTER

Final Destination 2 (2003) – If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and then Death rage quits to re-roll his list. Dude, Death, Chillax

SHOW NOTES

Previously on Final Destination (1 year since the plane go boom)
40 students. 4 Teachers Mount Abraham
All the kids died from 1
I appreciate you using the word Sinister…not supernatural.
I believe there is sort of force an unseen malevolent presence “The Devil” I prefer “Death itself”
You Dead you Dead.
Death gonna give it to ya. Uh…Death gonna give it to you.
What if you could do something about consequences
You can avoid it by being hyper vigilant
Teens on a road trip…the front yard goodbye with the parent.
These teens always have the best cars and the most loving parent with everything to live for.
Hey Girl…your brake fluid is leaking
Ha ha ha…the poor can lady…let’s laugh.
Can Lady, Pileup, 1 Year Anniversary, Highway to Hell,
Geez…took dad like 30 minutes to call about the transmission fluid
Biker Girl Titties.
Teenagers are horny and high.
I never have this much interaction with people on the interstate.
Things are falling into place.
Hice Pale Ale….Drink responsible.
This kid is making those trucks kiss. Spoiler
“You ever hear of the Ozone layer asshole?
All of these people are living on the razors edge.
This is the drug, alcohol, interstate…
This was a minute before distracted driving with electronic devices.
That cop ate it!
Murder Death Porn
ha…this is like PSA for shit not to do while driving.
Got to admit this is a pretty wicked opening. Too bad it’s all a dream
Burning truck of death.
Wow…that was a lot of vision.
Bus full of Pile Up…Chick in the bucket.
Kimberly is like…fook that.
How much weed do you have on you?
Be Cool! Daniel
Don’t blame it on the truck…that is the truck that is going to kill all of them.
This timeline don’t track with the 180 feet?
Ok…he saved her…so it skips her now. See I remember stuff!
oh…Flight 180…
Haha…love the horror tropes. Pretty smart how they laid this one out.
Scary story…but true…
1 survivor! In the nut house!
This is a well crafted horror trope
The Different Strokes Curse
Mom must be dead.
Danger Evan is lucky to not be dead already…what is his relationship to the police chief?
Spaghetti Pan out the window. Hey E
Dude…cooking shirtless with oil….are you insane-o
EYE! Metal Magnet in Microwave
Evan won the lottery
haha…death don’t need to kill Evan..Evan kill Evan.
Evan is the smartest mofo…Death can’t kill you if you already dead.
That cop is surfing the dark web
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2709194/
Secrets of the Unkown.
neocities
Dude this is so the dark web…you don’t see this much death porn on the regular web
Route 23 – 18 People Dead
Brilliant…They needed to have a reason for disconnected individuals to connect. So they had Evan win the lottery so it would be iron enough that he died for it to be on the news but so low key that the reporters would not know he avoid death.
Why you have scary Marionettes
At the request of the patient…you got to come in naked if you want to visit.
Voluntary crazy
B 109
Ha! She has a murder trail wall.
Die in this order…death list
Someone intervened so you will be last on the list.
Wait! Death is mixing it up! Death learned his lesson…he’s going backwards!
“Watch out for the signs”
Alex got a brick to the head?
Clear be like…”I don’t care”
death by pigeons
“Oh Tim….If he gives me the gas and I wake up with pants unbuttoned…we ain’t paying.”
Death – The invisible spectre of doom.
6th and 2pm 62!
Giving Tim the gas.
Man…if my Dentist was this cursy…I would have to reconsider
Oxygen 0 Nitros….nom nom nom…Goodbye Tim
haha…Tim is such a dick…Death is killing from the Dickiest to the less Dickiest.
If this guy in the hobbit hole owns a fiddle then we know how he beat the devil.
Ha! It’s the mortician.
Dead, yet still fresh.
Only new life can cheat death.
Life/Death it’s all in a circle.
If you create life that was never meant to be alive…then you cheat death and he rage quits?
New Life defeats death.
“Suck on my junk”
Kimberly is having visions….like a while bunch.
When does life begin? The age old question.
Let me lick your face in an elevator bro.
Doubter dude
Why does she need a secret code word when she calls them?
I’m just gonna put this is the closet/deathtrap
Nora and Eugene are dead
If you are trying to avoid death…for sure don’t take and elevator.
Death is really into irony…he wants you to see signs of the pending death.
This elevator is possessed with creepy.
Nora was all like. I’m ready to die…and then when it comes…she was like…nope!
Eugene is a control freak.
Eugene…you got to Chillax
haha…Death won’t let Eugene go out on his own terms.
Death is trixie. Your water broke.
All these people barely escaped death last year.
You caught the Flight 180
A rift in death’s design.
Final Destination 2: Death Tidies up the Loose Ends
Poor Jethro…he will be in part 3. Aww damnit They saved that kid.
Would you throw out my box of shame? So my poor mom
More like the jaws of death.
Will it hurt when I die? Rory…nope.
Why do they let the vision quest lady drive.
Kalarjian…Naijralak
Death is all like…You are trapped in here with me.
It’s ok…it’s over…it’s totally not over! Cause she never died…son of a boot
Death gonna give it to ya. Nooo…not Clear.
The Lake, White Van, Doctor K, I have to drown
Get Kalarjian
That is a lot of trees in that ambulance.
A leap of faith.
BRIAN NOOO!

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Final Destination (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

Post author By Brian Dunaway
Post date April 3, 2020

INTRO

Oh hi,

Before I start I would like to preemptively apologize for discussing certain bodily functions that are typically off the table in ordinary times. But these my friends…. are not ordinary times.

So…from the top…

Oh hi,

Sorry guys, I know I’m running a bit late today. I had some trouble with the usual pre-show dook…oh wait…can I say dook? How about dookie..that kinda takes the sting out of that word…makes it a little more palatable right? Oh please tell me you guys take a pre-show dookie? Do you really want to be in the middle of the show and get hit with a runny stank? Oh the humanity.

Anywho, while I was doing my bidness I reached for some TP and *gasp* there was none! Well my kids must have heard me crying and brought me a roll they had been hoarding from me as apparently I’m a bit of an over consumer when it comes to paper tickets. So they saved my life! You might would say they “intervened!” Man, I have the greatest kids.

Brrr…where is that breeze coming from? I must have left the window open while I was doing the do. Hold on a second and I will just get that. oh no…. my coffee!! Right on my mixer man! ah man…just going to sling this XLR cable around my neck so I can get a better angle to clean up this mess…woah…perhaps waxing my office floor so close to show time was a mistake!

woah woah woah… OH DOOKIE! CHOKE…GAG…GA..

Who’s next?

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195714/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_(film)

TWITTER

Final Destination (2000) – Like running into Candyman at the morgue is when you realize you’re playing Chess while Death is playing Jenga. eek this tea is scaring me!

SHOW NOTES

Finally…The Destination
Thunder and the lightening!
This kid has all the scary toys and metal fan! This room is death.
Going to France!
Touring France and Death of a Salesman
A history Lesson…
Somebody turn off that death fan of evil!
Fate. Evil. Fan. This is the END!
Todd and Georges dad just called.
Got to keep your tag on your bag for good luck.
Let dad paint the picture for you: “So 17 on the loose, senior trip with your Friends, in Paris 10 days in the Spring Time…live it up Alex…you got your whole life ahead of you.” – Dad
How is Alex supposed to sleep with all that page flipping going on in his room
Tropic of Cancer…The bookworm
Hare Rama…is that still a thing in the airports?
Your birthday is the same as your departure time…what does it mean?! Your clock says 180 like your flight…you have to watch for the signs!
Now she is reading a magazine
Final Destination…France…noooo!
Gate 46…what does it mean.
Let’s go take a shit…That watery sting.
I can not shit on command.
John Denver! He died in a plane crash! Things I think of while taking a shit.
Rocky Mountain High
A really f’ed up god to take this plane down.
Stiffler!
This film is intense and ratcheted up.
Stiffler eating a bag of whoppers?
Whoppers…like little shitballs?
There they go…here we stay.
WITCH!
Agent Weine and Schrek? hehe
Survivors Guilt!
She believed Alex!
Maybe she should hug her books?
Her name is Clear?
287 Passengers…Dead!
All this lightening! holy poop…
39 days since we lost 39 students.
Don’t memorialize my air death with a giant flying bird.
Why don’t you stay off the J.D. Carter.
Billy you will live forever!
Mrs. Lewton is a charm.
This kid is always pooping. Pooping is his life
Not a good plan to have all of that explosive plane stuff in your possession.
Death comes on the wind.
haha…in typical teen fashion…when faced with death…turn to porn.
Dude…do not dry shave…ouch…then cut your nose hairs…this movie makes me uncomfortable! Also, that is some blue ass toilet water.
Why is this guy so in tune with the murder death kill?
no…not Tod!
That was some mighty graphic dying
I like how death leaves no evidence. Slurp up the toilet water.
Didn’t you see it…Tod killed himself because of the guilt! Nooooo
I’m just a loner girl who likes to read, weld and be empathic.
It’s bad luck to stand in a casket.
Whatever made him Tod is gone.
“In death there are no accidents…no mishaps…no escapes.”
Death’s Design. If you figure out the design you can cheat death.
Death got a whole new design!
Don’t cheat death…he is vengeful.
No harm. No Foul.
The mortician is death’s keeper?
Death will show us signs?
The “What if…” meeting….”I have a plan.”
Death likes to get all of it’s victims in one place.
“I’m moving on Carter. With this bus….eeek”
Death’s design is kind of lame…Death by the numbers.
“no…you know the whole French thing…you get on the plane.”
John Denver’s greatest hits to die by.
“I’m not going Dahmer on you guys.” odd…that is not what he is doing at all.
There are a lot of clocks in frame in this movie.
Notice the signs Lewton!
Scream and throw the tea out! pour in the vodka! Profit!
He’s reading the ashes!
ok…come on death…that is just over-kill on Miss Lewton
You are a poor planner kid.
Billy is everybody’s whipping boy
Carter is a dick and has odd taste in music.
Clear’s dad was shot in the head when she was 10.
Just a small thing can create a big thing
Clear’s Dad’s cabin in the woods.
“I knew I should have felt up Tammy in the pool that time.” – Billy
His seatbelt was gone and then it was back.
Billy open the door! Billy…open the doooooor
I guess it was that conductor’s time as well.
Billy was next.
You should’ve been dead.
Gods don’t die…
Do you have your death fighting kit? Duct tape, wine corks gloves and potted meat rations…pretty sure that is going to kill you.
Ok..I’m onto you death….
I like how death has to be low key…until it strikes and then it is on like Donkey Kong.
Paddling on a lake at night Alex..really…you are playing right into death’s hands.
Fritz the dog is like…Die human…I am out
Death is always playing Chess while I’m playing Jenga.
Everybody knows if you sacrifice yourself for love that death has to suck it.
Six months later in Paris…oh no…not John Denver again!
Who would go to Paris…after all of that.
You’re next!