Movie Sergeant Dunaway here, your Senior
Sack Instructor. From now on, you will speak
only when spoken to, and the first and last
words out of your filthy mouth holes will be “Huh!”
Do you basic grubs understand that?
Also, I can’t hear you. Sound off like you watched this weeks movie and enjoyed it.
Johnson, your new name is Grossman. Cause you think stuff’s gross. Good job.
Ibbott, I’m gonna call you Boris …cause you do a really funny Russian accent and also because you are a little squirrelly. Like moose and squirrel. Say the thing!
Jordan, you will now answer to Dicks…because that one time you made me laugh when you said something about a bag of dicks.
Now choke yourself. That’s it….ahhhh yeah.
Dicks, tell us about your job this week.
Full Metal Jacket (1987) – more like Full Metal Jackass. Now choke yourself. #JellyDonut
Does no one like getting their hair shaved?! Were they all drafted?!
Private Brown needs a lozenge and maybe a tic-tac. He for sure needs to chill The F Out….Sargent Didn’t say to yell.
Forget the notes. I’ve seen this a million times and am just going to enjoy it.