Welcome to our little suburban crime ridden… and social justice warrior nightmare…of a neighborhood where you will find puppies in hot cars, unfair vending machines that steal your money, irresponsible car owners, delinquent kids and crazy shop owners who are easily spooked and are quick to broom waving and shouting nonsense.
Hell, even our street performers are endangered. Yep it’s Hard Times for our Late Night Mimes….can someone please think of the mimes!
Yep, if I have learned anything from this movie…and I haven’t…it’s that sometimes you have to lose to win. Well I lost…where is my win?
WHERE IS MY WIN SCOTT! WHERE!
Directed by Burt Kennedy. With Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd, Shelley Duvall, Larry Miller. An interstellar hero from a distant world visits Earth, and tries to fit in with a mundane, yet kind, suburban family.
Suburban Commando is a 1991 American science fiction comedy film starring Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd and Shelley Duvall. Burt Kennedy directed the film based on a screenplay by Frank Cappello. It was the veteran director’s final film.
Suburban Commando (1991) – Negotiations have ended. Send in the Night Mimes!
meanwhile above planet hulk
Mr. President Starship 1?
“You might as well have been feeding the hungry” – Suitor
“I don’t think of myself as egotistocal. Proud Maybe.” – Suitor
Poney Tail Guards!
this is what you paid for…wrestling moves!
There will be others….”Goodie Goodie”
What am I watching! Did the president just pull out an envelope? Air mail! Hand Chop!
hmmm…now Suitor is a lizard man?
“Negotiations have ended.”
Rocket Boots! Time to escape and place these tiny bombs down this tube. Escape plan. Also, where was he keeping all those bombs and why did Suitor turn into a monster when he got his armed chopped? Is he the hulk?l
is it the red or green button for the stabilizer
Something on your books…. A Terrorist Extermination. Galactic Narc Duty. Ok how about a big bug hunt with creatures that bleed acid.
You haven’t been the Old Ramsey
such a furrowed brow
I’m not stressed out!
.01% is traceable!
6 weeks forced vacation
Disappear. Blend in. Oh no…Earthlings!
Hulk Hogan is rapping! Triple threat.
Such a Nice Place to Live..But I wouldn’t want to visit?
Why is he welding trucks on a skateboard. That will never be strong enough to hold.
haha…Dad get a grip. I haven’t heard that since the 90s
This speech Christopher Lloyd is giving about the risk/reward of asking for a raise is almost word for word the speech Marty’s dad give Marty in back to the future about asking out his mom for the first time.
The wife said ask for a raise. Not demand one.
That unix system/IBM
Are people allergic to Tuna?
“These plans are adequate.” – Boss
“Did I tell you I spent all the weekend on this?” – Sad Sack
Nice Landing Hulk. You landed right into an abandoned disco dance bar that apparently we shut down with a switch. Up until then it was a party. Also, Earthlings.
Haha…I do like the Rat Race Red Light Stop Light. Well he follows the rules.
“What are you looking at? What are you huh?” – Guy with a Broom.
Stupid RC Cola Machine.
Why are they so freaked out about Hulk Hogan?
Uh oh…hot dog in a truck.
Just gonna park my drag race mobile here in the street.
Jeep Flower Planter Colonel thinks your car door is an acceptable sacrifice but your freedom is not.
Where is this Suburb. it’s full of assholes.
Jeannie watching Dr. Ruth all day.
Out to the workshop. What is he building out there? Dangit Charlie.
haha…she turned his shed into a rental place…geez…I wonder who will rent the place? Also, she has some mad skills to do all that work while he is gone to his day job.
Aliens in disguise were always from France during the 80s/90s
square laser hole?
physical humor is Hulk’s wheelhouse.
Warwick show about scream therapy. You should watch Hulk
Ramsey’s hate for the paperboy is pretty funny.
Why are these delinquents not in school?
strategy. lose to win…that will come back up – Colonel Dusty
Time for the Charlie Wilcox Show.
More like Social Justice Warrior Hogan.
This is the 90s…we sue…what kind of world is this.
Picking up cars is his primary power.
secondary power…picking up everything else.
Why is Christopher Lloyd such a busy body
Smart Car alarm
working hard on the Fish Out of Water Alien Trope
The magnetic Hideaway Key is universal
Star Commando “Give it up Dragos!” haha…played the game so hard it put out the white flag…just awful
Poor late night Mimes…Hard Times For The Late Night Mimes
What a crime ridden neighborhood
Let’s talk…don’t shoot me.
So does the suit has it’s own powers? Does it have crotch powers?
Saving cats…not saving cats. That’s not my cat.
Are those people still in that meeting that started days ago?
Breaking cars…it’s what he does.
Hey! That gun detector looks familiar!
It’s Christmas time! You froze me!
Surfin Burger! Honey Moon Booger.
How you gonna get out here….Vertical Blast….Shutup
Don’t set me up as a decoy!!
Simeon crystals! I just happen to work for a dick who has a ton of them.
That was a pretty decent spaceship landing
‘These are all jokes’ – Bad Boss
haha…big boys…he bends it…I unbend it.
They have some pretty cool props in this movie.
Smart…have the guy fly up the column
That was dumb…they have little kid voices. I laughed.
Bring in the Keystone cops.
Hole shaped like the bad guy.
haha…that wasn’t the deal!
Sqeeeer…See ya Shep
man. Some of these stunts had to be wrestling stunts.
eeek…it’s The Predator/Alien…with abs
Well…the self destruct was pretty pointless to kill the bad guy.
This is how all of Shep’s adventure’s end. Mass destruction.
OMG. Shelley Duvall is abusive. Head to the pavement.
Closing Line: The Galaxy is saved.
Prat fall Hulk is the best Hulk. Pulling stunts. I bet he did his own board stunts.
The walk of win? Now he is tying up all the loose ends.
and walking off music.
Is that where his porn video takes place? On Hulk Hogan’s Space Ship.
The “goodbye…the adventure is done” moment. Do they still do it like they did in these movies?
Good guy Charlie killed all the cross traffic.