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The Expendables 3 (2014) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Hey, thanks guys for meeting me here at Rusty’s early morning bar and grill. Ibbott, go ahead and order another drink. it’s 9AM Mountain time and you got Saturday night at your house to do. Randy, would you like some wings? Scott, stop it…that’s gross.

Anywho, It’s been 11 years and 500 hundred episodes…. and you know, it’s very hard for me to say this, but at one time, you guys were the best. Maybe still are. But nothing lasts forever. Hard as it is to hear. We aren’t the future anymore. Unfortunately for us, we’re part of the past.

As I see it, if we keep this life up, the only way this thing ends, for all of us, is in a sack, in a hole, in the ground and no one giving a shit. Now, if that is the way I am supposed to go out, I can live with that. For me. But what I can’t live with, and won’t live with, is taking you with me.

So, it was a good run, Ibbott go ahead and order another drink. Randy, that is an unhealthy amount of wings. Scott, stop it….that’s gross.

Alright, well I just saw Harrison Ford slip into the backseat of my Ford Pickup Truck outside. I’m not sure if he has some new intel on an upcoming Indiana Jones movie he wants me to sack with my new twitch stream team or if he is just confused because he thinks its his truck. Because you know, Ford in a Ford.

Seriously Randy, no more wings! Do you want me to open up your meat shirt and show you your heart, cause you will be sad, oh so sad!

Happy 500 sacks everybody! Booby slave! Booby slave. Grab me my Mingo phone…I want to call Flash Gor-don to tell him all about it!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2333784/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Expendables_3

TWITTER

The Expendables 3 (2014) – In the movie’s own words “I hear this movie killed more people than the plague.” also “How much we getting paid for this?” “Not Enough For Bruce Willis” #500

SHOW NOTES

  • It’s a train! Choo Choo!
  • Armored Prison Transport
  • Put on the lucky ring
  • Hannibal Lectured his ass.
  • Wesley “Grady” Snipes
  • Snipes hates that portrait!
  • “Your Dude’s Tripping.”
  • Ramming Speed.
  • Who sets up their prison fort at the end of the prison transport.
  • You put the ending of your movie at the beginning.
  • A guy named Church.
  • Guys…where are our guys…Hammer…Butchman…gone…damn.
  • Why did he blow up the copter?
  • “I hear you killed more people than the plague.”
  • Tax Evasion.
  • Dolph is a sore loser
  • 5 to 22.
  • That jingling time…your tags up there…jingling…jingle ling
  • 1 mistake. 8 Years. Place called Swaziland. Failed Assassination. – Doc
  • 49 Pontiac…
  • Why does the inside of this plane look like Twitch Studio
  • Meanwhile, Mogadishu
  • He’s good..shutup.
  • They give Wesley Snipes the best jump stunts.
  • Shipping Container Ride! Weee get in.
  • /me screams “Stonebanks!”
  • Told ya Crews…10 seconds…time to mow the lawn.
  • “How much we getting paid for this?” “Not Enough” Obviously..the operation cost is through the roof.
  • Down at the Port. What kind of firepit facility are they driving through?
  • Yes…we do weapons and firepits.
  • Make Room for Caesar! Huge black guy in a boat.
  • What pistol is Stathum shooting…the whole scream is bouncing.
  • Why did he shoot Crews in the ass…but then the chest.
  • You dropped the bomb on me.
  • Did Stallone have a stroke?
  • Meanwhile in Moscow.
  • Time to put together a new team.
  • It all ends “In a hole in the ground.”
  • Wesley Snipoes
  • “We’ve been (in) the mud, the Shit and the blood.” – Jason
  • Gibson bought the painting because he could.
  • Meanwhile, Vegas.
  • Is that the big dipper? We got to turn around.
  • Close quarter combat.
  • Rhonda Rhow-zee
  • I need a Job. All I know how to do is kill people…and I do that very well.
  • Sponsored by Ford…parked in an empty parking lot. With Harrison Ford in the back seat. How on the nose. Ford in the back seat of a Ford.
  • Put a Ford in your Ford.
  • Snipes eats all the screen.
  • Standard issue single seater motorcycles for all the Expendables.
  • Drinking…shooting…stabbing…
  • you better be right…ba-bam
  • This ain’t 1985…you can’t just go in shooting.
  • A squad is like a family…you know what I mean…and my brother betrayed me…in case you didn’t get the subtle drop.
  • A mark on Cain…like tattoo…not to mark him…but to protect him.
  • haha! “Hurry up, it’s boring” – Arnold.
  • now they are the Deletables.
  • “I’ll open up your meat shirt and show you your heart.”
  • The Hauge…
  • You didn’t check him for watches.
  • How did he get his email address? “theexpendables@gmail.com”
  • Do you know who he is working for? and who he is working for?
  • Time to get the crew back together.
  • I don’t have any friends. But other than the friends issue.
  • gogo…no galgo…
  • Christmas is coming…but it is July.
  • Morons Need Friends.
  • The tall one doesn’t like me.
  • Walking the river of rocks.
  • “Sally don’t like it.” – Snipes
  • PipBoy come on…jam it.
  • You didn’t charge it! It’s down to 9%.
  • Why aren’t they killing that Nanny Cam that Gibson has setup.
  • Get to the ground floor….get to the roof…do it yourself….Get to the choppa.
  • Yeah…that is fair…Stallone has been running around for about an hour…he just shows up…wanting to fight.
  • For sure is going to have to impale him..that is how this works.
  • I guess not…looks like
  • “What about the Hague… I am the Hague.”
  • He dead….wait a beat…he alive!
  • You could have skipped the demented part
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Bandits (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Thank you for the lovely dinner Mrs Banks. Please don’t cry. Mr. Banks could we bother you to set up the Monopoly Board? You da best Mr. Banks! Now remember what we told you. We aren’t like those horrible “sleepover bandits” that spend the night with a bank manager and then rob them the next morning. Nope, we’re just going to play a little game of Monopoly and we’ll be out of your hair. We’re the Board Game bandits!

Now hand me the car Mr. Banks (beat) because I’m always the car (beat) and I have a gun, now stop crying. Also, you are the Banker Mr. Banks because…. ‘duh.’

Oh, so you picked the fancy little dog. no no.. I almost picked the fancy little dog…but I’m sticking with the car. Ok, I’m rolling first annnnnd I rolled a 10…hmm…that lands me at jail…give me the dog…no…..you can be the car…. in jail…what? I know it’s just visiting! whatever…

I’m rolling as the dog…stop crying…your turn was the car and the car has already rolled. aaaand I rolled another 10! You know what…just give me the money…stuff it in this crown royal bag I stole from your liquor cabinet…don’t bother with the 1’s…c’mon hurry up Mr. Banks..

Alright, So thanks again Mr. and Mrs. Banks for a lovely evening. Oh look…their mailbox says “The Ibbotts” Boy did I get that wrong…oh well…I guess there are worst ways to spend a Saturday Night. Boom…TWIST ENDING! Epic long intro and done! Boom…give me my prize…what…it’s not a competition…whatever….keep telling yourself that loser.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219965/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandits_(2001_film)

TWITTER

Bandits (2001) – Some Dialogue soup..Below my belt and above my knees, My Spaghetti is too long….and the sauce is too red…I hate it…Do you smell burning feathers

SHOW NOTES

  • The tale of 2 hair styles
  • One last big heist. Yes sir Joe knows what he is doing.
  • Alamo Savings and Loan
  • Most successful Bank robbers in US History.
  • They Dead.
  • “Criminals at Large” – The Sleepover Bandits
  • Previously, in the Oregon Prison.
  • Banned Garlic…but it cures it all….except a sucker punch.
  • Harry has symptoms
  • Joe needs some anger management!
  • Medication is quicker.
  • Cement Truck escape from the yard. Go Joe
  • Backyard Cement Truck…coming through.
  • We are going to need clothes, money, food.
  • Matching denim uniforms that say inmate on it.
  • Bandits don’t need a plan.
  • Joe is a ladies man. Terry not so much.
  • Highlighter bank robber
  • “May I please go back to prison.”
  • Hypochondriac partner
  • Stoned Phil….something funny about being an inmate Phil?
  • Party crashers…
  • Paradise…always trying to get to Paradise…
  • “I have sanitation issues Joe.” – Terry
  • Terry along for the ride…Tuxedos and Margaritas in Paradise
  • “We are bank robbers.”
  • Below my belt and above my knees…where is it…
  • Sleepover Bandits…Tuxedos and Margaritas…life is one big sunset.
  • Who is her dad?
  • Don’t borrow Phil’s car…it has a new transmission.
  • Harvey Pollard…Time malfunction…I’m gonna get a beer. “He’s honest and he follows real good.”
  • The Front Man: He rents the room, get’s the supplies, he drives the get away car.
  • “My Spaghetti is too long….and the sauce is too red…I hate it…” Thanks Betty
  • Crying lady…Saffron
  • “Know what they call me in prison?”
  • That is some seriously red hair…Kitchen Dance with a fridge black-light
  • Kitchen drunk. She is so emotional…highs and lows
  • Like a Billy Bob Thornton the hood of your car.
  • Kate is desperate…thank you for the lift.
  • “I’m feeling very fragile at the moment. I don’t need to be alone.”
  • How long has Terry been in prison…he don’t even know what onStar is.
  • Run over Billy Bob and end up a Hostage.
  • Spent 200k …one thing led to another and I am throwing out 50 dollar bills at the crowd
  • It’s hard being smart…that is a lot of nickels and the stress level is too damn high.
  • Finger Brush!
  • I saw it in a movie…a curtain between the bed. Some like it hot?
  • “Beavers and Ducks” nightmare again!
  • It must be a sign! Total Eclipse of the Heart! – Bonnie Tyler – Ultimate Chic Song. Haiku
  • I love all the pony songs. Wildfire…
  • Banker with emotional stress paralysis.
  • Let’s extend the 24 hour rule
  • It’s ok Larry.
  • Harvey is always lighting himself up.
  • Sick with Vaginitis.
  • Rob a bank…split up…spend a lot of money…repeat.
  • Are you achieving a low profile.
  • Go home Kate!
  • Billy Bob is always getting a concussion.
  • OMG…they have to go!
  • Live Fast and loose and wreck a lot
  • Ha. He jacked the box trick that almost killed them?
  • Joe has whiplash and cant find Kate!
  • That is a lot of Pink Flamingo
  • Ahh…the old…only 1 room left and you have to bunk with .
  • This weeble wobble song scared me half to death.
  • Jaw popping…grote.
  • Her husband was a terrible kisser.
  • Kate is just looking for an adventure.
  • Many happy returns. Sneezing fit! She fixed it. She scared him…suffocated him and slapped him.
  • Fear of getting smaller.
  • Antique Furniture is scaring me.
  • Black and White movies
  • You are not a cockroach…more like a beaver.
  • Looking for love in all the wrong places.
  • Joe is not handling it well
  • You broke Joe’s Heart
  • Just let me have her Joe.
  • Let Kate choose…
  • in other words…me or that guy…good looking or itchy.
  • Kate don’t want to choose.
  • I will be in Spain next week…but the house is right here…waiting on you…it’s where you belong.
  • Kate loves music…but music does not love her.
  • Kate has 2 loves.
  • Do you smell burning feathers?
  • Terry is very susceptible to suggestion
  • Dance paralysis.
  • Brain Tumor…Joe doesn’t have a brother Albert.
  • Together you are the perfect man.
  • Waiting for a fight club moment…they are one man and they are all in Kate’s head.
  • They never actually show the sleep over part.
  • Dinner and then breakfast then off to the bank.
  • 1 million dollar reward?
  • Fade to black.
  • That is why he was a stuntman.

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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

and now the final thoughts of a deer crossing a snowy road on Christmas Eve.

You know what…I think I could totally be a reindeer. Those guys have it made. Oh Man…I wish…I mean working only one day a year and then just hanging out with short pointy eared humans the rest of the time and eating cookies and…. hey…what’s that! It’s so bright…is that the sun? I thought it was like almost midnight. Well you know what? I think I will just stop right here in the middle of the road and enjoy this unexpected miracle sunrise….oh shit! What’s happening! I’m in the air! Did my Christmas Wish come true! Am I reindeer!? Look at me momma deer! I’m flying! Odd…why does flying hurt so much!? Perhaps if I flail and kick about really hard I can gain some altitude…nope…here comes the ground. ouch. Life is pain.

Well this is unfortunate. Perhaps the dream of being a reindeer was oversold by the deer media. Merry Freaking Christmas to me. Oh deer, I am pretty sure I broke every bone in my body. Hey, a human angel with flashing earlobes approaches. Perhaps she will heal me with her magical heal-y powers…nope…neck broken. Merry Christmas to all and to all a long kiss my ass goodnight.

No animals were harmed in the making of this intro. However, Earl dead.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116908/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Kiss_Goodnight

TWITTER

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) – Like an intense episode of Who’s the Father on Maury. Timothy…you …are…TOTALLY THE FATHER….look at them eyes…you’ll die screaming.

SHOW NOTES

  • Mystery opening montage with flashing clues…girl name? Locations
  • Elvis! Christmas time parade
  • Mrs Clause is hot! and Santa is drunk
  • Samantha King (kane or king)
  • A key on her charm bracelet
  • 8 years ago…2 months pregnant
  • Focal Retrograde Amnesia
  • We named the teddy bear Mr. Perkins
  • She’s got amnesia..too weird.
  • Genna Davis has a great smile.
  • Ugly Sweater Contest
  • May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
  • I used to hire the expensive detectives
  • ahhh “She Kissed her goodnight” the woman she was. A long kiss
  • you make an ass out of “u” and umption? ass out of u and me? what does that mean anyways?
  • I can see from your choice here you are not a wealthy man.
  • A detective scam artist on the side
  • Why is Santa Earl so drunk.
  • Man…she can’t catch a break…Amnesia and now runs into a dear and kills Earl
  • snap that deer neck and take a dead deer nap
  • Santa really got what he wanted.
  • That is one angry inmate
  • Hell-raiser nightmare
  • My name is Charlie and I smoke and I got slicked back blonde hair.
  • She is dangerous with that knife. Fire up the saxophone..and chop up some stuff. and…nope…Chef’s do that.
  • One Eye’d Jack is out.
  • Life is pain…now skate you little shit…get used to that fractured wrist
  • That is some terrible caroling…ahh…by gunpoint!
  • Ha! Home alone fall..
  • holy hell…what kind of gun is that. Blowing holes in the wall.
  • I want my eye back bitch?
  • so One-Eye Jack picked up his name after Genna poked it out…how the crap did he recognize her in that tv prison in a prison TV with one good eye?
  • What the hell was in that pie?
  • Chef’s do that?
  • Throw the kid out of the house.
  • Hubby didn’t stand a chance
  • Trained in counter assassination.
  • Can you say healthcare? You spent our funding on healthcare!!
  • ahh..tit talk with Geena and Samuel
  • The long kiss goodnight is about the dog licking his ass
  • I sing the things I do so I don’t forget them. Dun dun dun dun dun
  • Oh Phoey I burned the muffins…what up with that
  • Put that gun together gump
  • Take your money…I’m out…now give me my money
  • dun dun dun dun…put my keys in my left pocket….put my gun in the right.
  • a million one liners
  • Your father was Royal Ranger. It’s a lot of info.
  • haha…you thinking what I’m thinking…I hope not…I’m thinking my balls are hurting.
  • Your daughter Cat-Head?
  • That’s a duck not a dick.
  • Who are you William Shatner?
  • Take a deep breath…we are going to do the torture thing.
  • Davis plays both the damsel and hero
  • You can’t drown Charlie.
  • Gross…don’t depants dead dude for a crotch gun.
  • Poor naked Jackson in a hole.
  • Blondie Davis
  • Deflowering virgins…distract from the pain
  • Daniel pee’ing himself…gross?
  • The Kitty Cat – Bad Hair Day.
  • Do you have any idea how long it takes to put on ice skates.
  • He’s got the kid!
  • Time to use the phone company
  • Niagara Falls…Operation Honeymoon.
  • I am not a complete Ogre! Here is a stupid doll this kid is too old for.
  • Should have called it operation Elf Drop
  • This is the last time I will be pretty
  • Candle in the window…
  • What the crap was that for?
  • Molotov Doll
  • Budget Cuts…I had to recruit the bad guys.
  • Oh shit. They are my eyes!
  • We are going to take a nap together…a really cold nap.
  • You are going to die screamng…called it.
  • Geez…classic henchman mistake….leave someone to die in an elaborate way….we ain’t got time to watch you die.
  • Good thing Macgyver had a plan. Gas Baby Pee Pee Pants.
  • Gimmie that spark!
  • Mommy…do you need a match?
  • Genna be snapping necks.
  • Kids do the stupidest things
  • Dangit Mitch..
  • Not the best plan.
  • He has a gun. He has a knife. Gun…Knife
  • He has to die screaming.
  • He died…nope…he did scream though
  • Caitlin is running….
  • Life is pain…get used to it….get to moving. You ain’t dead.
  • So dramatic
  • This is the most walking dead heroes shit I have seen. All of these people should be dead…and they look dead too
  • Burning man
  • Geez…how much did that guy weigh
  • They are headed for the border!
  • ha…this has turned into a disaster movie
  • Thelma and Louis.
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The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Miami Vice (2006) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Hold on a sec…how do you even operate this stupid old style cell phone…ahh… you flip this…and flip this… and boop “Yeah Hello, This is Detective “Sonny” Crocket of Miami-Dade PD. Patch me through to your SAC. Hello? Weird it sounds like I’m talking to someones crotch…Hello, if you can hear me…I need to talk to your SAC…. The Special Agent in Charge… oh good….he heard me.”

“Yeah hello, what’s my badge number and birth date? Listen, I ain’t got time for that…it’s 11:47 o’clock on Saturday night and Neptune is downstairs handing out booty slaves like an attactive bartender handing out Mojitos. That’s the hand we have been dealt.”

“What’s that? Hold on…I can’t hear you…Tubbs…C’mon man. I’m on the phone. You can’t stand next to me and make 3 and 4 phone calls while I am talking on my phone….It’s distracting…go stand over there….further…keep going…ahh shit. Listen SAC…I gotta call you back…Tubbs just went over the side of the building… HEY TUBBS! YOU CAN’T NEGOTIATE WITH GRAVITY!”

Stupid…talking while I’m talking. Now I really do need a Mojito.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_Vice_(film)

TWITTER

Miami Vice (2006) – Like Trudy would say. “I ain’t playing.” also like a 2 hour starring contest set to music.

SHOW NOTES

Mighty Mighty Mullet

Meanwhile….Glaring at the club.

This club seems too hot to be wearing full body silver suits

“You got your tan in Miami.” – Sonny

What is up with 3? I’ll go with 2.

The guy getting the prostitutes is wearing Sonny’s TV suit.

2006 video phones.

I kind of dig this film grain look they got going on. Feel like I am watching it on a 19″ TV with OTA

Patch us through to your sack? Pretty sure I heard it wrong. Is that what Sonny told the Miami FBI Office?

2 phone calls at the same time on a roof!! No way man….Everything in this movie is either 100 miles an hour or a flat dead stare stop

at 11:47 o’clock on a Saturday night…that is the case we have been handed

What about Neptune!! It’s his lucky night. Lucky Pimping

How slow was Elonzo going that Miami Vices had time to get off the roof of a building and get their car and hit the highway and catch up with him.

You don’t have to go home. Hey, watch out for that Semi.

Roof top meetings, Highway Side Meetings, Parking Lot Meetings, Harbor Meetings.

Meanwhile, that don’t track.

Go-fast boats. GO FAST

Noooo…not the go fast boats…you bastards!

Hey…we need a reason to see a couple people naked. Weird Shower to Sex Scene…

“Tubbs…your place smells like the booty sex.”

That USB Drive has seen a lot of hands. I would for sure be Purelling my hands. A lot of people are touching the drive who don’t even need to touch the drive.

What is up with your interview (interrogation) room painting? That is a lot of teeth.

“You didn’t do time with us then you don’t do crime with us.” Sonny Undercover

“You must do that thing exactly.” “The thing we say” – Hair with glasses

Miami Vice should be called “So What’s In A Look Anyways?”

1 blip 1 plane

“You don’t like us finding your load.” Sonny

meanwhile in Cuba by the TRex hotel

Sleeping with the enemy…a very dangerous proposition.

Never conduct business in Cuba…instead it is always Mojitos and love making.

2nd shower sex scene.

Always such interesting shots. Everything is a landscape shot. Even the body shots

This movie is shot like Cigarette and Car advertisements you saw in magazines during the 60s, 70s and 80s. Kind of like a perfume commercial as well.

So is Chris Cornell her love making music?

Down in the mean Streets of Styrofoam

I’m watching you watching them…watching…dancing…music…watching

“Probability is like Gravity. You can’t negotiate with Gravity.” – Sonnie (Foreshadowing?)

Tubbs is worried I am in too deep.

Does the lightning signify anything?

“Try Paradise Trailer Park Near The Airport” – Captain

and the most ridiculous explosion of a trailer goes to Miami Vice 2006

Trudy has been through it.

Like Trudy would say. “I ain’t playing.”

Man, this movie delivered on the Miami Vice Vibe

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playrandom mp3 bash script

A easily breakable bash script for playing Random mp3 files from recursive directories using MPV player.

[sourcecode language=”shell”]

#!/bin/bash
# Play random mp3 files recursively in current directory or from a Specified Subpath in the users default Music directory
# Written in a Hurry: Brian Dunaway 2019, Feb 12. brian@studiom80.com
# Requires mpv and access to /tmp directory

playpath=~/Music/
prevpath=

usage()
{
echo "usage: playrandom [-s]"
}

while [ "$1" != "" ]; do
case $1 in
-s | –sub ) shift
prevpath=$playpath
playpath=$playpath$1/
;;
-h | –help ) usage
exit
;;
* ) usage
exit 1
esac
shift
done

if [ "$prevpath" = "" ]; then
playpath="$(pwd)/"
fi
playpath=`shuf -n1 -e "$playpath"`

# find it / sort it / write it
find "$playpath" -type f -name "*.mp3" | sort -R > /tmp/playrandom.m3u
# play it
mpv –no-video /tmp/playrandom.m3u
# remove it
rm /tmp/playrandom.m3u
# profit
[/sourcecode]