Hearts in Atlantis (2001) – Filmsack Show Notes

Hearts In Atlantis

INTRO

Oh hi,

well, I’ve been pretty busy this past week and I decided to take on some help. So I paid my neighbor’s 11 year old $1 dollar to watch our Filmsack movie and take notes for me….What could go wrong!?

Ok, Let’s see. The first note is “Who are these old people?” Well neighbor’s kid…some of these “old people” are legends of Hollywood! Next note! “His name is Garfield. Garfield is a cat. This guy is not a cat.” Ok, good observation kid. I really FEEL like I am getting my dollar’s worth here. BTW are you an 11 year old from the 80s? Anywho, these notes are questionable!

Next “Kissing is gross!” yes…neighbor’s kid. Kissing is gross and a source of many diseases. Don’t spend your dollar on kisses! gross! Next! “Who shaved the cheetah?” What? Next! “How much do bike’s cost?” ooooh. bald cheater! I get it…Who shaved the Cheetah because the old bald cheater…oh neighbor’s kid…you scamp…and you can afford a bike in about 100 episodes just like I did. REGRET! Next! “This is stupid, I quit old man” Good! then I don’t have to share my root beers anymore.

Randy, how would you like to make a dollar! Next!

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Hearts in Atlantis (2001) -Like getting an adult library card for your 11th birthday instead of the bike you asked for ya old bald cheater of a mom known as Stephen King. 5 stars…out of 10!

SHOW NOTES

  • Is this scary?
  • What’s in the box!
  • Just me taking photos through a crystal of a another photo with my really old camera…this is what I do!!!
  • Are there any perishable items in the box? Just your dreams?
  • Dear Orange Cat
  • Fwy Car Accident
  • Whenever it wants…the past can come kick the door down…
  • He has a nice stack of his own books.
  • Jill and the Boys are out skiing….I’ll be on the road…and I’ll be back Tuesday.
  • noooo! They killed Sully!
  • That is the Scene from IT…get out of those drainage tubes
  • We got Cake and Coffee!!
  • A girl named Carol…Carol Gerber…you didn’t hear about Carol? Congrats…you are getting a 2 for 1 deal! All of your childhood friends are dead!
  • Look at this street! This is dead like my childhood dreams!
  • Meanwhile, in my memories it is the 60s and I’m fogging up the window on my bedroom and writing 11s. Wait…I’m 11!! I hope I get a library instead of a bike.
  • Dad is dead…let his insurance lapse the year prior.
  • inside straight…
  • I don’t trust people who move their shit in paper bags
  • Carol is a rapist! unsolicited kiss and then insists you liked it.
  • Mom had enough for a new dress for the office…but not for my damn bike.
  • Stephen King always has a love triangle for kids.
  • Inside straight is for suckers!
  • Enjoy your birthday champ….I’m staying late to please the boss.
  • I got stood up by my mom on my birthday!
  • A library card…oh an adult library card.
  • A tale of two cities!
  • Dad died when I was 5….6 years ago
  • Time. The old bald cheetah.. ben johnson…given to farts…kids always thinks farts are funny.
  • Time will go like a blink.
  • All kids want bikes…but only special ones want the Black Phantom! which is red…
  • Oh! Sun dress and sun!
  • One feels them first at the back of one’s eyes.
  • Hey Bobby…how would you like to make a dollar a week reading to an old man!
  • Low men. Dangerous men. I need your eyes…give me your eyes!
  • A certain something I happen to have.
  • He is killing that cigarette.
  • Loud and flashy cars…they move in packs…they do move in packs. and they cast long shadows…and they dress in dark clothes.
  • The worst he has done is has some library late fees
  • This movie is pro library
  • They communicate by lost pets and dogs on telephone polls.
  • What do I do…RUN LIKE HELL!
  • That looks like a mighty cold drink.
  • She can’t possibly know what you are thinking…but you think she can…that is a mother’s power.
  • “Do you always have young boys read you the paper?”
  • He is retired. He worked up North in various places.
  • Ted and Bobby and Mommy
  • Your father…Your father…it has been 6 years.
  • Mom likes the Come Fly Away with Me.
  • A lot of time talk…and library talk…and reading.
  • Hi Ted!
  • Don’t make me do the crucifix fingers you man witch…I ain’t kissing no girl.
  • Carol Kiss will be the gold standard!
  • Lots of Commie Talk
  • If you get a Flash Gordon…. let me know what’s her face is wearing.
  • Baseball, Nixon, Commies and Flash Gordon.
  • 6 years retired Football. The bears had to beat the cardinals.
  • We wanted the Bronco to be the old Bronco…we wanted a miracle.
  •  Bronco Nagurski – The Miracle … When the old man brought us home. We were champions again. Then he was gone again…back to the north.
  • Don’t call me Bobby-o mom!
  • If the Low Men show up…you will have to go away…just like my DAAAAAD! Booooo hooo
  • Mom is projecting her fears on the kid
  • Mom has the secrets that make her cry on the porch at night.
  • The tunnel of Low Men.
  • These are just cools…they are hardly even cigarettes.
  • If you want to spend your money riding the loop-de-loop with your girlfriend that is your choice….thanks mom
  • Uh oh…Ted is sleeping with his eyes open again!
  • They draw west now…come on Ted…you can’t die on me.
  • They are often showing ted in mirrors
  • Nobody should touch me…that’s all.
  • Uh oh…the old man said not to fall out of anything…that is scary
  • Sully really is the 3rd wheel
  • Gambling! It is a real problem in this town.
  • Not supposed to gamble…my mom is never happy
  • Don’t double your bet!!
  • Bobby can read minds.
  • 5 years of my life on this shuffle! Now beat it kid!
  • Bobby do it again!! Kiss me again! I won’t tell! It’s a secret!
  • That was it…that was the kiss? c’mon!
  • Sully is the worst! Give me that glove!
  • Childhood is magical like Living in Atlantis. Then we grow up and our hearts break in two…but not in Atlantis!!
  • A lost pet with no picture!
  • The Lone Ranger!!! Hot dog.
  • A lot of mirrors in this movie..reflections…
  • She is totally your girlfriend!
  • Mom is wearing a Wonderbread dress
  • Mom has a lot of dresses, perfume and such
  • Fancy cars!!
  • Your senses grow keener.
  • Pardon me while I stare off into the distance and blabber
  • Why Bobby…why you lying!?
  • You ever heard of Village of the damned? Lets go see that kid!
  • Carol is using your wiles to misdirect that kid into buying another bike.
  • Hey Gerber Baby? We think it is a riot Gerber baby.
  • How often did King get beat up
  • Yes sweet Carol.
  • Look into my eyes…no creepy old man
  • Can’t shoot ’em…outside Montana.
  • Connecticut license plate
  • They live on a freaking hill
  • They call this part of town “Down there” where wine comes in a paper sack and you can buy anything you want if you have the cash.
  • This kid has no good role models.
  • His dad is Bobby Garfield…just like me…and that is my name too!
  • So many mirrors
  • Everybody wants to know about my girlfriend! Get off me. She’s real Hotsie Totsie
  • Hey look…I got a picture of my dad at the bar.
  • Just think of Carol…take your mind far away from here!
  • My father never bought a drunk a drink…good man…honest…and never added to the troubles of the world.
  • It’s not gambling if you know the future.
  • Mom’s going to do the boss.
  • Is that $2000 traveling money?
  • Stop touching me kid!
  • Were we using psychics to fight the commies!
  • Touching is worse…he gets a good look into your mind.
  • Brautigan! That’s his name! Harry is going to beat Carol?
  • That dude is a dick! Beat up poor ole Carol while Boss was raping that kids mom.
  • Sorry kids…Childhood is over.
  • He had to drag her dead weight all the way up the hill
  • So we are learning when shit gets bad…go some place else in your head.
  • Are you a doctor Ted? … Well give me your belt and I will show you.
  • You have the heart of a lion but the dislocated shoulder of a little girl who just got beat up and who is crying.
  • go to your room Bobby.
  • No wonder Low men can not find anyone…all they do is drive around in fancy cars and put up signs and wear hats!
  • In the Corner Pocket. No reward for you!
  • Write a note to the corner pocket.
  • They called them Boogey men.
  • This is the most reflective movie I have ever seen.
  • So the Low Men are Psychics as well? So Bobby is caught in the middle of a psychic battle.
  • Sure. I’ll just give this kid 2 grand in 1960s money…that sounds like something we would do.
  • I wouldn’t have missed a single minute of it…not for the world!!
  • Time…
  • You always lie mom.
  • Take your filthy money mom. You betrayer!!
  • That was for the Gerber Baby!
  • Mom got a job outside of Boston.
  • Where did he get the glass from? did they talk about that?
  • No bitch…I don’t need your help.
  • Lack of money makes people desperate.
  • I’m working on it mom? That bitch got your friend killed.
  • He is going to Mass…
  • Did you beat up Harry…Harry Beating.
  • The old Bald Cheater.
  • He returned to his childlike self in the end with his mom.
  • Was your mom Carol Gerber
  • You’re the boy on the Ferris Wheel! She said you were beautiful.
  • She had the heart of a lion
  • Here is a picture of your dead parent…it is what keeps you going….you are welcome. BYEEEE!
  • Because that summer was the last of my childhood and I never saw what people thought again. 2nd hand psychic.
  • Great…the Cinematographer died!
  • They really just dismissed Sully…see ya
  • Hey…you forgot some story threads