C’mon Ruth this is your best dog pal Roughy barking and freaking out because you just gotta open that door and let me lead you down this mountain to safety! I mean c’mon Ruth what do you want…do you just want to take a lava bath Ruth…well ole Roughy here has too much life to live to tread molten hot lava death…Now open the fricken door ya stubborn old lady! Listen…someone is here! Oh good, it’s grandkids….they’ll talk some sense into you Ruth and then I can lead you all down the mountain to safety. Door’s open… Enough talk…follow me… rough rough roughy
Don’t worry fam. I got ya. I know a path down the mountain that leads straight out of town. Oh man. Did you guys see what happened to those Twonset Hot Springs lovers…Burnt Bubble Butts Up in the air without a care in the world…well I guess that’s one way to go…right fam…..fam? Ruh Roh Roughy.
Ok Roughy….I guess it’s just me against this mountain. One lone dog on a journey to freedom. Woo…Lava flow…hup…Let’s see if I can get a better look at things from up here on this rock. ..oh good…there is the Vulcanologist with the great hair and the carefree willingness to drive through anything no matter what the insurance cost. He really is quite dreamy though. and Jump! Hey fam…have you seen Ruth? Wait, what smells like burnt up old lady legs? oh…I guess that closes the chapter on that part of my life. Say…could you guys do me a favor and not tie me up until we get out of here…Roughy thanks you.
Hey is that Coffee…Coffee Coffee Coffee
Dante’s Peak (1997) – Like
- Where is Tommy Lee Jones when you need him?
- This Music and intro…awesome! That Volcano eruption is startling at any audio level
- Bikes, Umbrellas, Suitcases and crosses…oh my
- Muddy Bloody mess
- Marria didn’t make it.
- 4 Years Later
- Those are the worst push-ups ever
- Meanwhile in Washington
- Foreshadowing…Going on Vacation isn’t going to kill ya
- The Devil’s Face in the eruption on the posted newspaper on the wall.
- Yellow Balloon…good…Red Balloon Bad
- Earth Nipples. Erupting Nipples
- Second most desirable place under 20K
- Linda Hamilton the softer side.
- Pierce Bronson the Vulcan side….doing his best Dr. Grant
- Pioneer Town…on Pioneer celebration
- Hey…Money Magazine! We have things
- Twonset “Too” Hot Springs.
- Gram is in so much trouble….go home boys.
- He hates kids! He’s not a family man…
- Ruth is such a pleasant ex-mother in law. Where is the Ex?
- Like a pool man…Yes…just like a pool man.
- Do you know when those trees died? Yeah…just let me check my dead tree journal.
- This movie plays like a Richard Donnor film.
- Last active 7 thousand years ago.
- Screaming kids…don’t help us screaming kids.
- Ruth says the Squirrels are dying..more clues…I’ve seen this before.
- A hot dip and some hot nookie.
- Bubble Butts
- Acid Lakes…Carbon Dioxide oozing out of the ground…Paul…listen to me Paul.
- No one wants to believe. Harry is just an alarmist.
- Norman…get the evac plans…
- The Politics of science.
- USGS is a lot more cautious of
- We will be bouncing laser beams off of it…and checking it’s gases….hell we even have a robot.
- You need a vacation…I’ll see you in 2 weeks.
- Pizza Stein Bar
- Politics and Economics
- This town is all about being the best.
- Holy Hell…she just burnt his hand with that coffee…most painful
- Do you like EggPlant Parm? For Breakfast? No…for Dinner!
- Greedy Helicopter Pilot…Overtime! Whatever TV
- Professional Volcanologist / Amateur Hanky Magician and Domino Designer
- Vulcan Life…got too close to the show.
- Dr. Espresso from New York
- Coffee…Coffee Coffee
- Spider Legs. Gas Readings Up front.
- turn around while I remove the ELF
- Terry’s Masterpierce
- The pilot is a dick? or…is he taking hazard pay for increasing his rates after an accident?
- Your favorite movie glorification of a mundane scientific job? Twister, Dante’s Peak, Jurassic Park…
- The Frog in boiling water analogy.
- I promised you 2 days…I gave it a week.
- One Lane Bridge
- She is always making the coffee…
- I am not a fan of the “past battle” discussion… Just like back in 85 at Mount Something
- “I tole you so”
- Why is the hotel owner and Paul wearing the same shirt?
- oh no The Gas & Lube is on Fire
- The roads are gone! Where we are going we don’t need roads
- He keeps saying it is ok…it’s not ok
- Get real Bevis. She’s just clearing her throat.
- Up at Mirror Lake.
- Harry sure trusts his vehicles…how is that working out for you.
- Who invited the lava!?
- now…a round of Row Row Row your boat
- 2nd round…same as the first.
- oh shit.
- He has some pretty good
- Damn-it Ruth…she got the acid legs
- Grandma. Dead. Row Row your acid legs
- Uh oh…a house…hit the bridge…bad timing
- Better to be in a Humvee than that crappy cargo van…come on Paul…see ya Paul. Really…a Wilhelm scram on Paul’s death
- The sin of inaction. You die.
- Do you think we can drive over this lava in this truck? Sure…how hot is Lava? like 100 degrees
- Ruffie……can’t let the dog die! Grandma…sure…dog…no f’ing way!
- 8 years to get this town on it’s feet.
- ELF…you got to have the ELF. Chekhov’s Elf.
- How tight is everyone’s butthole in that truck while they are running from the fire cloud.
- So long Harry…oh…he’s a magician. He’s skilled…not lucky.
- Let’s go deep sea fishing. A fisherman of men
- Why the hell would you tie up Ruffie…Ruffie needs to be free to run from the bad things.
- This movie moves from a larger to smaller and smaller world until he is literally in a box.
- Gotta have faith a faith a faith…baby
- This Volcano really really wants to kill Harry.
- Trope…all machines are broken until you kick them. Work damn you…work.
- That damn light has been flashing for a day or two….hey asshole…check flashing red lights more often.
- Thank you Nasa!
- At least Paul got to see the show….bye Paul
Yes? yes, this is Sarge…What am I doing? right now? Oh Nothing much, Just sitting here shirtless in front of my computer shopping for shirts that I will most likely outgrow in a month. What’s that? Semper Fi, Shop or Die? oh yes…very clever sir.
So, what can we do for you today? Are my guys up for a quick trip to Mars by way of the bowels of the Nevada desert? Yeah, we can do that. Hey, has anyone told Elon Musk we found that portal? No, so he’s still shooting his cars into space? Man, he’s gonna be so bummed when he finds out. Sorry rocket man, maybe smoking pot can be your new hobby..
Anywho, Hey, while I have you on the line sir….can you look into getting me access to one of those BFGs for the barracks. The other guys here never invite me to indoor batting practice anymore and I feel like a Big Friendly Gun would really go a long way towards making things right.
Hey! Wait a minute…Reaper! As in Grimm Reaper…because his last name is Grimm….ohhhh…I just got that. Now my handle seems kind of lazy….Sarge… Doot Doot
Doom (2005) – Like an extra chromosome of bad movie making. Doot Doot
Year 2026 Portal to Mars (The Ark) In Nevada…who made it? Musk?
Mars has gotten a lot of bad movies about it.
How did that portal work the first time? You go in…you are on mars…and dead.
Lab coats run!
Doctor Carmack…hehe…he is out of here…just like ID software
LVL 5 Break! Quarantine.
Just computing shirtless.
That is some weak game system or 2026
Pretty sure you should not be taking batting practice in the barracks.
You hesitate…people die.
Stairway to heaven. Elevator to hell. It’s always easier to go to hell.
standard quarantine…6 hours.
Wheels! He lost his ass to another universe.
What…they don’t have bras on Mars?
Reaper Grimm…I GET IT!
Got to mark the way.
This movie is dark.
dummy…don’t touch stuff when an asshole tells you to touch it…electrified!
Who had the BFG schematics pulled up.
Lucy…found on Mars!
Who was Daddy Grimm? Why did he teach them to look at how many chromosomes?
“You don’t shield a baby from time” -Grimm Speak
Just gonna Van Gogh myself real quick. Rip my ear off.
Carmack. Logic before emotion. I wonder what Carmack thought about his namesake character?
Little green pills! Doot Doot. Let’s get jacked. Doot Doot. Adrenaline. Doot Doot.
ow…arm gore. I took him name in vain…so going to poke my vein
Nah Nah… I don’t do Nano Walls.
“A Monkey…Some kind of monkey!”
Look at the size of that needle they are taking his blood out with. LOOK AT IT!
Everybody is always talking about bagging and tagging…but I never see the bagging or the tagging.
Portman is weird…did they dub all of his dialogue?
Grimm lost his parents.
Pinky no legs. pinky wheels.
Dr. Willittits!! NOOOOO
Great melee move Reaper
is she going to scream every time Goat bangs his head on the glass?
BFG Big Friendly Gun
Portman has nervous bowel
haha…Destroyer cage match with what used to be lab assistant Johnson.
Destroyer got destroyed.
Why do they have test animals if it is archaeological research.
Carmack is a rocket scientist
Chromosome will either make you an angel or a devil
Pinky must have been extra evil
Everything after Grimm’s C-24 injection was a dream?
The whole movie should have been like the last 20 minutes
Look, no intro that I could write imo would be funnier than us live sacking the Time-Life Books “The Old West” Commercial from the 80s.
Scott, Roll that beautiful bean footage.
Hmmm, well apparently I was wrong. Maybe I should have went with a “where are they now” angle…winning.
This has been great experiments in Sacking! that can’t all be great.
Young Guns (1988) – Like a game of “hey don’t look now….but Emilio is showing you his finger penis and now you are violated.” A game nobody wants to play in 2018.
Were these credits filmed in the 1800s….nope…the 1980s
I dig this chill music.
These are the most pretty cowboys I done seen.
now shoot the guns!
Uh oh…looks like another hanging.
Keifer is Doc
Fight fight. Navajo…Navajo. Mexican Indian.
“Who are them?” – William
Chavez has 3 throwing knives.
Pigs are smart as dogs. will this come into play?
Chavez Chavez. Why do they keep repeating his names.
Regulators mount up. I can’t hear that whole spill without singing the song.
Charley Bowdre: We work for Mr. Tunstall as regulators. We regulate any stealing off his property – we’re damn good too! Mr. Tunstall’s got a soft spot for runaways, dareless, vagrant types. But you can’t be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep.
William can read!
Stop hacking on me.
Billy does not do well with hogs
Jack Palance always eats up the scenery.
That’s a Farging lie and you know it! – Dick Brewer
It’s always about the government beef deals.
or…is it a family thing? Old school mafia.
Let’s go talk private like over by the pig stalls…
Kicking Chickens! This guy! – Jay (one of murphy’s boys.)
We done made gentlemen out of William.
Spinning guns…it’s a hobby in the old west.
Shooting shit ain’t funny Billy.
Emilio Estavez laughing is always upsetting.
Was this the first time I heard the term Talywacker?
Some of this is somewhat true…very somewhat….as far a legend goes. It helps this movie if you know cowboy lore?
I actually like how Keifer is playing Doc.
“Dance with Susan…it’s safer” – Locke
The proper use of You and I has been the subject of many fist-a-cuffs.
No fireworks for the New Year? No problem. We all have guns and bullets are cheap…apparently. Pew pew pew.
That is one fance bird.
Boys will be boys… Yeah…this music has taken a turn…nothing good can happen here.
There are too many and we are still drunk! Get out of here.
Deputize these fools. Are you crazy
Bad Medicine? Is it time to break out the Bon Jovi?
When you want somebody killed…you send in Billy….if you want him retrieved… send someone else.
Billy takes a little too much pleasure in the killing.
Penis Pistol Shot
Did Billy land in the pee and shit outside the lean to toilet?
You weren’t supposed to smoke anyone. We are the law.
Blood, Brains and Balls.
How much Chaw is McDermont going through in a day.
oh man.. Doc does not take “no” very well.
Well that escalated slowly.
Can they not cover up the murders? I mean…surely you could hide a few bodies.
Chavez Chavez gonna take the boys on a trip.
Keifer is tripping balls
Prolly not a good idea to do guns and Peyote.
Cocka doodle damn doo…hey guys! Hey guys!
I’m here butterfly.
Don’t Peyote and mount up.
Hey dog…dog…did you see the size of that chicken?
I have a feeling them Native American’s have seen some shit.
Peyote makes Dermont hungry.
Chavez is sitting right there! Don’t call it a heathen religion.
When the Young Guns meet the Old Gun.
Regulators done f’ed up.
We got to keep the gang together.
“Hey Steve!” … Whaaaat!?
Has Doc killed anyone yet? or just the horse?
i seen red smitty hang
“does a horse piss where she pleases?” guy in a bar
It’s John Kenny! Ride!!
Sow the wind. Reap the Whirlwind and it’s a whirlwind out there.
…It’s a 100 against 5
Pals is like family and it ain’t easy having pals.
Oh Charlie…you should have stayed.
Thank you very much Charlie.
Now that was overkill shooting Locke with a Gatlin Gun.