INTRO
Oh hi Chachi, Sorry I didn’t see you there.
Now I would like to read my poem about something that’s pretty important to me and that I get really confused about a lot. It’s called “Chachis.”
Chachis, sometimes I feel like I’m so much above ’em and sometimes I feel like I’m so much below ’em. Sometimes I hate ’em and sometimes I love ’em (hold on a sec. I’m having a puberty fueled fantasy about boobies. Oh yeah..) now where was I…right…Sometimes I hate ’em and sometimes I love ’em but if I was a caveman, I think I’d just club ’em.
Oh c’mon! Don’t boo the Cooter. You know the Gary Cooter is all about the love! Now hand me my trapper keeper. I got a raging puberty Cooter Boner that I need to hide. Oh hi Scatman.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084945/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapped!
Zapped! (1982) – First comes the woman and then the whiskey and then the unfiltered tweeting. My old lady won’t let me have salami.
SHOW NOTES
- Oh hi, I didn’t see you there Chachi
- God Bless Merica!
- Zapped! Lightening!
- Schools out
- That rat is scuba and anatomically impossible.
- Come on Edgar! All the rockstars love this stuff!
- School wants to know the effects of alcohol on divers.
- He has the Ultra Grow Formula
- Coke Bottle glasses.
- “You know what you need? A girl!”
- Oh…boys will be boys.
- Yay! It’s the Ralph Waldo Emerson High Penguin Cheerleaders for the baseball team…
- That band…they are pure comedy gold…especially the trumpet guy.
- Gary Cooter! It’s Gary Cooter and the band
- The Baseball team is winless.
- Rabbit Doo-Doo.
- Oh Peyton…your camera is a metaphor for your penis
- Scatman!
- haha…Scatman gonna drop some super gro into the Cannabis
- The Devil’s Double Wammy. Women and the Booze.
- No salami, no weenies.
- Then a little beer.
- Radioactive Spider….no! Beer, Cannabis and Super Grow….you been zapped.
- Time for the comedic music.
- ‘Barney Bonehead’ retort ‘Up Yours’
- Roll up his sleeves…check between his toes.
- This was something my parents did.
- Alvie did it and his dummy.
- Specializing in Botany.
- She sure is pushy…ladies shouldn’t be pushy! We all knew that in 1982 because it was still 1950s US
- Gary Cooter has no room to make fun of Mrs. Burnfart. and your 4th year as a senior.
- It’s called Chicks and this is my Gary Cooter song.
- The ladies boo the Cooter.
- Barney Boner don’t call on me
- All you need is a good opening line
- Ouch…Barney go with your mice.
- Tee Winkle College (Rob Robert)
- Nerdy Botanist and his rich unpopular friend
- haha…the closed captions says [zapping]
- Is thought sweeping easier than real sweeping…it looks harder to me.
- Triumphal Music
- oh snap…he broke her 5 glasses and now she is an 10
- There was an explosion that knocked me out and I came to and didn’t think anything of it.
- And now the circle of trust is created. The fellowship is created.
- Relaxo Prune Juice and Rum.
- Spam with Cream sauce.
- Zapping…
- I has Telekinesis and I can phase stuff
- Haha…they have glitter Nike Swooshes on their space uniforms.
- Poor Alvie…eh don’t deserve this.
- His mom is a monster and his dad is a chump
- Edgar has it too…the Zappinging. You little shit.
- Well we have established that Edgar has long term effects of the Zapping and will probably get sick or die first?
- Alan take your fingers out ya noise…now suck it!
- Nathan ‘Too Mean” Levine…tha brute keeps rubbing his crotch.
- Look at me…my bat is a penis!
- I have never understood mooning.
- The best way to hassle ladies is to expose their boobies.
- The principle can’t access the lab!
- Burning Pot to dispose of the evidence is never a good idea.
- Trope Sex Comedy “Overheard conversations are always mistaken for sex talk”
- My old lady won’t let me have Salami and chili dogs.
- Help Me Mr. Einstein
- You ugly Spasm
- High School Popular girl is always dating the College Dude
- Freddie is Robert’s older brother who went to Africa on Safari and married a Pygmy Girl
- Drink a 12 pack a piece and try not to puke on the spinning teacup ride.
- …Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me..
- Fighting with your Zap powers.
- Barney is always trying to eat something.
- Robert is taking me to Hawaii for graduation.
- Peyton is playing Jane like a fiddle.
- Jane has got to see all the lady pics on the wall and know this guy is a creep.
- Weiner food is referenced a lot in this movie. Wonder Weiner.
- Bernadette had 3 crushes a year
- Mom and her cross
- We need a music montage…here…here…and here
- This is a more intimate moment that I wanted to see
- Excuse me as I slip under the table
- He grew a conscience
- Flying Roulette Wheel of science!
- First come the woman and then the whiskey – Scatman logic
- Tranquilize your kid!
- “I think I’m going to throw up.” retort “That is one of Satan’s favorite lines.”
- This is Heaven Prom Theme.
- Revenge Porn in 1982
- Watermelon to the head
- Let’s get naked…..This is hilarious…let’s get naked! This got all Rape-y real quick.
- A chemical reaction to get zapped powers and then a physical hit to remove them…nope…he was just kidding.
- The rise of a new superhero? Nope…use your powers for exploding clothes.
- How the hell was Gary Cooter and band not the band at the prom.
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