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Running Scared (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Alright guys, suck wall, you all are under arrest for watching an illegal amount of buddy cop movies and then discussing those buddy cop movies at length for 10+ years.

You have the right to shut your filthy mouths.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.

You have the right to a social media account.

If you cannot create an account, one will be provided for you by Google and then taken away from you 1 year later. because hey, it’s Google .

Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? Yeah me either.

With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me? No? Fine then I will just pop a cop squat and fire off a couple of shot. so we can get on with this love fest.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091875/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_Scared_(1986_film)

TWITTER

Running Scared (1986) – Do you think we all wear uniforms and drive cars that say “Filmsack” on them? Well we do. Hey what size is that love you have there?

SHOW NOTES

  • Buddy buddy cop
  • Street ball with Joey Pants
  • 50K dollars!
  • You mugging us?
  • Let us keep the driver’s license and the snapshots
  • Miranda rights
  • What is wrong with that one guys gun…is it wooden?
  • These muggers have a pretty nice car but shitting guns.
  • The mean alleys of Chicago
  • 6 shot. You always aim low anyways.
  • Bill Crystal does an old jewish guy.
  • A line up of 4 cops and Snake number 5
  • Joey no Pants…what am I stupid?
  • First Spanish GodFather of Chicago
  • Meeting down at the docks.
  • Gonzales – Drugs from Columbia. Broke up the DEA bust.
  • Time to take a break.
  • A very bad sign when a cop thinks Chicago will fall apart without them
  • Vacation in Key West. Far south as they can go without learning a new language
  • Key West is full of woman who are ok with riding around guys on motoscooters and lying around in hammocks and buying bars with dead aunt money.
  • High we sell tupperware…we sold him jello molds…is that kid shooting birds? Do you need a lettuce crisper…Yeeeees! When fired upon…return fire.
  • Undercover Cop Car.
  • Crystal has never been shot…but his partner hasn’t.
  • Throw me the pants and I’ll throw you the whip. It’s ok. I have long johns…they are long and the leanest and rhymes with enis or meanis
  • You have the miranda warning/rights and their variations for you.
  • “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
  • Hines does not want to give up his pants. Hope them Johns are clean.
  • Hey that is Julios car…you’re not Julio!
  • Cell phone call humor. Tell him I said hello
  • Pop a Cop Squat
  • You’ve never called for backup before
  • Taxi Cab Cop.
  • Can you

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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week I sold my first screenplay to Troma Films. Yep! I’m rich! Well, I have pizza money. Now according to the Troma Film Script Naming App, that was recently banned by the US Govt, they are going to title the film “The Many Exploits of Cowboy Chop-Suey Through The Multiverse: There And Back Again 9 Times.” Bravo Troma App. Bravo

Anywho, here is the pitch I gave them:

Cowboy Chop-Suey, born to a Chinese American mother and a bowl of Pinto Beans, thus began life as she was destined to suffer it….going in no direction all at once. A mediocre neurosurgeon, this lawsuit waiting to happen, was tossed to the curb after less than stellar performance at her job.

On the streets, she loitered around China Town learning useful skills such as: finding food by digging through the garbage behind various eateries. Where she discovers a discarded notebook filled with Multiverse theories which she shows to a gathering group of curious raccoons, those disease-ridden back-alley mammals The China Town Trash Pandas.

And now, with her stolen rickshaw covered in bottle rockets lifted from a fireworks stand and ready for an escape to another reality, Cowboy Chop-Suey faces the greatest improbability of her downward spiraling life…

…while below the streets, in the sewer, a group of clowns, mounted on discarded pet alligators, peers from storm drains keeping a gleeful eye on Team Suey’s every move…

There…I made your movie worse. You are welcome!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086856/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Buckaroo_Banzai_Across_the_8th_Dimension

TWITTER

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) – You have exceeded the character limit. Oh…the deuce you say.

SHOW NOTES

  • Which dimension is this?
  • B backwards B
  • 8 dimensions!!
  • Hand me my Casio…time to make some text scroll music
  • Buckaroo Banzai, born to an American mother and a Japanese father, thus began life as he was destined to live it…going in several directions at once. A brilliant neurosurgeon, this restless young man grew quickly dissatisfied with a life devoted solely to medicine. He roamed the planet studying martial arts and particle physics, collecting around him a most eccentric group of friends, those hard-rocking scientists The Hong Kong Cavaliers.
  • And now, with his astounding Jet Car ready for a bold assault on the dimension barrier, Buckaroo Banzai faces the greatest challenge of his turbulent life…
  • …while high above Earth, an alien spacecraft keeps a nervous watch on Team Banzai’s every move…
  • Interesting launch area dialogue. Sounds somewhat authentic without sounding like jabber
  • Part stuntman..part explorer.
  • It’s it hot in this bunker.
  • Brain surgery
  • Can you sing? A little. I can dance. Says Goldblum
  • 500 miles an hour Jalopy…you are gullible General…or is he
  • Ha! His “Remember Them” photo on his dashboard is of himself.
  • Rokit 88
  • Abort Phase 2! No can do!
  • Uhh…Buckaroo…I think you hit a naked inter-dimensional being with your heavily modified Chevy.
  • Oscillation over-thruster
  • Time to brush those teeth!
  • Sound Barrier and then the Dimensional Barrier…just like B backwards B said it would be.
  • We got a crazy person.
  • Hikita saw in 1938.
  • Some shock therapy to remember 1938
  • Lithgow is always entertaining to stare at.
  • His remember them is a woman and child.
  • Lithgow was not going fast enough….Now his head is full of crazy panting and anger.
  • When asked Where he went…. “Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations.” – BB
  • Lithium no longer available on credit
  • Surgeon, Test Pilot, Dimensional Traveler, Rock Star
  • Excuse me…is someone out there not having a good time…somebody out there crying in the darkness…can we point it out.
  • Who cares…my name is Penny Pretty.
  • Hey don’t mean…cause remember….no matter where you go…there you are.
  • I’m going to sing this song for you Peggy….Penny.
  • Everybody got a gun.
  • Moon…no Planet 10
  • Mr. John Bigboote…Operator
  • Hot off the World Watch Wire.
  • Criminally Insane Asylums. Prison for womens.
  • Queen of the Netherlands.
  • 30 years ago…his parents died.
  • Pure evil from the 8th Dimesion! Lectroids! Alien bestowed Sight
  • Christopher Lloyd? The next year…Back to the Future
  • Oh…the deuce you say.
  • Yo Yo Dyne
  • BigBooTai
  • Its your hand!
  • Unraveling the world/dimension building in this movie is difficut.
  • Mrs. Johnson. Gear up!
  • Destroy yourself Gaunt! John Valuk is dead…he fell on his head.
  • What’s in the big pink box.
  • Blue Blazer Irregular.
  • 46 Jersey SS requests. Yo You
  • John Smallberries…all Johns
  • War of the World Connection
  • Killer Loogie!
  • Bubble Mask Viewer
  • 8th Dimension is a formless void
  • Stop John Wharfin by sunset or Nuclear War.
  • Why is there a watermelon there?
  • nooo…not Rawhide!
  • The president is in traction.
  • Truncheon Bomber…You You.
  • This situation is explosive over Jersey.
  • Black Letroid.
  • Talking to Brain Cells.
  • User more honey!
  • Nothing personal John Parker.
  • I am scared…I am barely holding my fudge here.
  • Bigbootie…activate your probes
  • Did this movie inspire They Live, Alien Nation? X-Files, Back to the Future…and more.
  • There are MonkeyBoys in the facility
  • John Emdall must die…Lord Whorfin must live…work work work
  • Bukaroo Zaps everyone.
  • Cowboy
  • The Greatest Joy
  • Slow slug of death
  • John Parker take this wheel.
  • It flys like a truck…god…what is a truck?
  • Some ugly Dune Planet looking ships.
  • Thermopod!
  • John Wharfin…destroyed.
  • Scooter saved the day! Ride in the Jet Car.
  • She ded. She charged.
  • So What. Big Deal.
  • Buckaroo Banzai against the World Crime League
  • http://www.figmentfly.com/bb/publicity7a.html#:~:text=Buckaroo%20Banzai%2C%20born%20to%20an,life%20devoted%20solely%20to%20medicine.
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Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

Greetings organic life forms of Planet Space Farm. Up here Old man…I am in the spaceship that blots out your sun. Oh you are sightless…apologies.. No matter, I see I have caught you all in the common area. Good, I will only have to say this once: I am in possession of a Stellar Converter..now I know most of you rubes have no idea what that means….but let’s just say it turns your planet to fire…fire bad!

Anywho, me and my merry band of mutant marauders were just beebopping through the galaxy on our way to annihilate another planet of forms when we scanned your planet and found you have nothing but Shelter, Food and Face Moles…I could use at least 2 out of those 3 things. So, I will return in 7 rising of your sun to collect all the food and face moles I can eat. Yeah, I’m talking to you John Boy. I’m gonna wear that mole like a bikini on a Space Valkyrie. Valkyrie needs clothes badly.

Now excuse me. I must go soak Lobo’s foot. Just ask Kalo and Tembo…they’ll know what I mean.

Quasimodo Ship Operator. Manipulate the 1970s Earth Type Plasma Globes and set a course for Umateal.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080421/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars

TWITTER

Battle Beyond The Stars (1980) – This movie will tingle dingle dangle your prangle. Saw this movie as a kid. You are an old man.

SHOW NOTES

  • Rings of light
  • and into the space vagina we go!
  • Battle Beyond….The….STARS…wait…if you have gone beyond the stars you have gone too far…bring it back!
  • Battle of the Stars Wars
  • Corman/Horner
  • This is for sure an amalgamation of Star Trek, Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica
  • A planet of stone with a single green spot
  • They have one weather satellite (ship)
  • Planet Akir?
  • Technology that destroys and cleans up after itself.
  • They have Solar Technology.
  • Good thing we were all hanging out in the common area when the giant sky filling ship shows up.
  • Greetings Solar
  • I possess a stellar converter…if you didn’t know…it is the most powerful weapon.
  • 7 risings of your red giant.
  • Accept me as your master.
  • Snipers forward…let us show them we are serious.
  • I will return in 7 risings…you are mine.
  • I have a promise to keep…but always time to stop by and terrorize some space farmers.
  • ….and you are an old man.
  • to fight creatures of violence….you must use creatures or violence.
  • …you….you are a boy.
  • Each form has its function.
  • Zed is blind and owns a piece of junk ship.
  • The boy did not seem terribly concerned with the death of his friend
  • If we don’t make it…nobody else will
  • Fly you stupid Nell the Space Ship Snail
  • Nell is a Snail
  • I’m your home now kid.
  • What is up with your face bad guys?
  • Remember Lobo…Sador is wearing is left foot. I want to see him wear a foot!
  • My job is to find Mercenaries! and Weapons. Off to see the best weapons dealer in the universe. Doctor!
  • Bundle of wires
  • 8-Track Android
  • Cool…a scooty seat…no!! it has me in its grips…choke choke.
  • Wait a minute…I’m not an android…
  • Lady Space Welder
  • haha…we are here…we are the place where we picked you up to ride in the chair
  • Hello…welcome to my lair…here are my insides….lets talk.
  • When you are in my station you are in my presence.
  • Android Smurfs
  • Forms must prey on other forms to survive.
  • You’ve met my daughter…would you like to breed her….she is ready for the breeding.
  • Don’t you have enough toys.
  • Prepare the conjugal suite
  • Thanks Handy Smurf (Saunders)
  • Chlorophyll content…whatever…
  • it’s bigger…it’s wind
  • There is a form in the dark void…no munities until they are 5…
  • It is horrible out there…forms sucking forms.
  • The breaking out ceremony!
  • Come with us…you know about computers!
  • We didn’t get the weapons…but we did get his daughter…she knows about computers!
  • No weapons at all…but I got an analyzer!
  • They have replied to our ultimatum..it is our emissary…they powdered him.
  • Proud form! They will be an extinct one…nothing left…not even dust.
  • This is space cowboy…SOS…heeelp
  • The Barta? Bible?
  • Take life to save life.
  • No…not from behind…
  • Nell broke her primary programming!!! She must self destruct
  • Space is a sweaty place.
  • Poor planet Umatil and it dust ray.
  • Don’t like it…I’ll turn your planet into a star.
  • Mac Laser 4…We are going to need weapons…but we won’t know how to use them.
  • I’m a salesman…not a teacher kid!
  • My Rig is a Hauler…not a fighter.
  • Cowboy is obviously an earthling.
  • Noooo…not the chromatic space lights! Not to worry…we will blast it.
  • You are about to be eaten
  • Kelvins communicate by heat.
  • Sador lives…and you are fighting him…well why didn’t you say so protein form.
  • The Varda…What would the Varda say
  • ok…what’s the big idea…ya bunch of space freaks.
  • not the betraying limbs!
  • Third Eye Whites
  • Nestor always carries a spare.
  • Nestor’s greatest threat is bored to death.
  • Beam her up Kalo!
  • Tis a pleasure planet! In the darkest areas…
  • Zombie Sex Worker…out of date.
  • There is nothing left but me and the lower forms. The locals cleaned out the den of ill repute
  • I settle disputes very quickly. He is an assassin!
  • Food and Shelter is all we can offer…all we have is culture.
  • The richest mercenary…but at a cost…I am wanted and have no security. A meal and a place to hide. Stolen wealth and no where to spend it.
  • mmmm…pineapple space drink.
  • Valkeries!
  • Ha! anti smoking message right here in space
  • My name is Gelt. I was born in space.
  • 7 ships…
  • She was a hero….she slowed down the snitches and they all died.
  • Play your crystal Xylophone and create the trenches of death!
  • I have a scotch and soda belt.
  • Tingle Dingle Dangle his transistors.
  • Rear Guard 1 is dead dead dead
  • I have an army of genetic mistakes.
  • Only 2 sexes!!
  • Show me the Ropes…aka the sex
  • Does your species have kissing.
  • What is that that you are eating…it is a hotdog…
  • Gelt is like…GG
  • Pull out the sonic tanker.
  • Bloody ears!
  • The Kelvin have no ears…surprise space mother truckers…it is about to get hot in here.
  • Quick…get them to the protein Tanks!
  • Zed will give you the old blind man beating of your life.
  • Nell and Zed are linked. Zed is dead.
  • Not Gelt!!
  • They sent the spare…Do you have a high tolerance to pain…almost none. It is good to have skills.
  • Nestor arm…but it is connected to the Nestor…They are pretty good at arm control
  • Nestor is hit…repeat…Nestor is hit!
  • He is bringing out the Stellar converter.
  • Sybil said..eeeeek….Time to self destruct.
  • Retreat behind the sun.
  • Quasimodo controller
  • 10 nukes for the space cowboy. about 30 seconds to impact…time to play some harmonica. “He didn’t want to fight…but he came anyway.”
  • Hahaha….love Lizard mans battle cry.
  • First law of Barta…Wait you said you couldn’t blow up the nukes earlier.
  • Oh Shad…
  • Nell’s memory banks are done.
  • Old Corsair Nell.
  • Akir is mine…let us laugh…
  • To use greater force against itself…that is the first law of Barta?
  • Nell can’t count down.
  • Sador just wanted to live forever..sheesh
  • They are not dead…they are a part of us!

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The Karate Kid Part III (1989) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hai.

Daniel-san, please sit down. We need to talk. Daniel-san, you are no longer a KID. You are a 28 year old man…A Daniel-man… and it is time to grow up. Perhaps get your own….your own…Daniel-man is that my bonsai tree? The small tree from the side of the mountain and its likeness that I have on everything in my home, shop and your gi. Hai, I forgive.

Sniff…sniff. What is that stink? It smells like old foot powder. Hai, just like my fizzy green foot powder. Daniel-man, have you been using my things again? Oh Daniel-man…tell me you didn’t use that after midnight? Oi, then do not eat my special sandwich in the fridge. You already did?…you know what…Hai, I forgive you.

Daniel-man, are you even listening. Hai, you are thinking about that new girl across the street aren’t you. Yes, hai…I know that’s what you love about those high school girls. You get older, they stay the same age. You know what. Take your plastic-metal trophy and get out Daniel-man. Sweep the leg.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097647/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kid_Part_III

TWITTER

The Karate Kid Part III (1989) – Like spending Daniel-sans college money on a little tree shop. Both were doomed to failure. Just sweep the leg.

SHOW NOTES

  • What…there are 3 of these…WHAT…4! and a remake!
  • Let me sum up.
  • Kreese is not doing well. He lost everything! Noooo…all his students lost.
  • Nuclear Waste Disposal Silver.
  • “Slope?” is that a racial thing?
  • Cobra Kai – Never Dies.
  • You need a vacation from being an a-hole…head to Tahiti.
  • Meanwhile Daniel-san and Miagi returning home from Okinawa
  • Nah Nah Nah…That bum of a landlord sold
  • Heading to College.
  • Great Job with a Dance Company…couldn’t say no.
  • Uncle Louie and that giant bell…she is 2 feet away…who gave him that bell.
  • Door Chimes are Chimey.
  • Miyagi should open a Bonsai store…
  • Yukie..oh man…Miyagi spent all his money on Yukie’s home back in Okinawa
  • I bought you 20 Dojos…What about those 2 jerks?
  • Sauna Plotting while talking to a Massage Table Kreese Mimona…I know…give her a squeeze…I know…make his knuckles bleed….oh I like that Johnny! Full time
  • Daniel spent his college money 1 month security 2 months rent. What kind of education is that.
  • What that? Opportunity is knocking.
  • Daniel-san is such a sucker….
  • Oh man…Daniel-san is totally stoked about Real-Estate…forget Martial Arts and
  • Mr. Miyagi’s Little Trees
  • No hugs…bows only.
  • Scheming while relaxing.
  • Where were we Margaret. Lighten up Margaret.
  • Snake and Dennis.
  • Root Karate comes from Mr. Miyagi. Strong Roots. Free to grow as you choose…find your own Karate.
  • True Bonsai is rare and valuable.
  • Devil’s Caldron.
  • True Origian Bonsai. All Karate is found in Kata.
  • We make fake Bonsai..snip snip…
  • Is there enough money in Bonsai trees to keep a business going.
  • New Rule at All Valley…The Defending Champion only needs to fight in final round.
  • Karate to defend plastic metal trophy has no meaning.
  • Pottery shop. Jessica Andrews. Ripped her boyfriend’s head right off.
  • She lives upstairs of her pottery shop.
  • Terry Silver just creeping around like a creep…
  • Burn my confusion…Let’s let our Karate means something.
  • Bad Santa Silver
  • Friend Zoned!
  • Why do you call him Mr.
  • Make a vase…Karate Lesson.
  • Snake and his gold rope necklace.
  • LaRusso sleep on it.
  • You…you can dream about me.
  • Good Karate, Bad Karate…Snake is playing Good Karate to Mike’s Bad Karate
  • Terry Silver has no boundaries
  • I buried John last week. He died from heart attack. No! Heart Break.
  • Mr. Silver is a snake tongued snake
  • I never say no to Mac and Cheese.
  • The Down Stairs
  • Hey…lock the shop door or snake will come in and turn off the lights.
  • Hey Dennis! show that panel who is boss.
  • Kick to the gut…all that Mac and Cheese…right to the Jessica’s Mac and Cheese processor.
  • Mr. Miyagi likes to beat up kids and then sing.
  • Shoji Screen.
  • Feeling lucky Mr. Miyagi…you just got robbed.
  • $10,000 dollars for a Bonsai tree. Always 5 to 10 thousand dollars to solve problems.
  • It is the tree that Mr. Miyagi has on everything and you are going to go dig it up and sell it…what a jerk.
  • This is some pretty good green screen…it can’t be green screen on the climb down. This has to be projection…man this looks so much better than green screen…
  • OMG the tree is in the water! Salt Water!!
  • No big breaks.
  • 3 rules. Silver Sayings. 1. A Man Can’t Stand, he can’t fight. 2. A man can’t breath, he can’t fight. 3. A man can’t see, he can’t fight.
  • I need me a wooden board dummy.
  • Mr. Miyagi has a fortune in cars…
  • New Foot Poweder Smells like Old Foot Power…Green and fizzy.
  • Silver is a master manipulator
  • Sneaky Foot Powder Thief.
  • He did it…he made his knuckles bleed.
  • “Get out of my way, White Boy”
  • Silver is propositioning that kid.
  • “Stranded here on the high wire…above the fire…it’s a long way to fall.”
  • You got suckered Daniel-san.
  • Sweep the leg is not going to work.
  • Kreese is alive!!
  • Fighting can only take place in the dark.
  • Poor man’s Steven Seagal
  • There will be lots of laughing in this Dojo
  • Dyna Tox. If you get..you give.
  • All Valley under 18 champion.
  • That ref is very loosey goosey with the disqualification.
  • Music intensifies.
  • There are going to be some new rules during next year’s competition.
  • Ok to lose to opponent, it is not ok to lose to fear.
  • Your best Karate still inside…time to let it out.
  • Your Karate is shit. Your Karate is a joke.
  • Take your shit shirt you loser!
  • We did it!
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Zapped! (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Chachi, Sorry I didn’t see you there.

Now I would like to read my poem about something that’s pretty important to me and that I get really confused about a lot. It’s called “Chachis.”

Chachis, sometimes I feel like I’m so much above ’em and sometimes I feel like I’m so much below ’em. Sometimes I hate ’em and sometimes I love ’em (hold on a sec. I’m having a puberty fueled fantasy about boobies. Oh yeah..) now where was I…right…Sometimes I hate ’em and sometimes I love ’em but if I was a caveman, I think I’d just club ’em.

Oh c’mon! Don’t boo the Cooter. You know the Gary Cooter is all about the love! Now hand me my trapper keeper. I got a raging puberty Cooter Boner that I need to hide. Oh hi Scatman.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084945/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapped!

TWITTER

Zapped! (1982) – First comes the woman and then the whiskey and then the unfiltered tweeting. My old lady won’t let me have salami.

SHOW NOTES

  • Oh hi, I didn’t see you there Chachi
  • God Bless Merica!
  • Zapped! Lightening!
  • Schools out
  • That rat is scuba and anatomically impossible.
  • Come on Edgar! All the rockstars love this stuff!
  • School wants to know the effects of alcohol on divers.
  • He has the Ultra Grow Formula
  • Coke Bottle glasses.
  • “You know what you need? A girl!”
  • Oh…boys will be boys.
  • Yay! It’s the Ralph Waldo Emerson High Penguin Cheerleaders for the baseball team…
  • That band…they are pure comedy gold…especially the trumpet guy.
  • Gary Cooter! It’s Gary Cooter and the band
  • The Baseball team is winless.
  • Rabbit Doo-Doo.
  • Oh Peyton…your camera is a metaphor for your penis
  • Scatman!
  • haha…Scatman gonna drop some super gro into the Cannabis
  • The Devil’s Double Wammy. Women and the Booze.
  • No salami, no weenies.
  • Then a little beer.
  • Radioactive Spider….no! Beer, Cannabis and Super Grow….you been zapped.
  • Time for the comedic music.
  • ‘Barney Bonehead’ retort ‘Up Yours’
  • Roll up his sleeves…check between his toes.
  • This was something my parents did.
  • Alvie did it and his dummy.
  • Specializing in Botany.
  • She sure is pushy…ladies shouldn’t be pushy! We all knew that in 1982 because it was still 1950s US
  • Gary Cooter has no room to make fun of Mrs. Burnfart. and your 4th year as a senior.
  • It’s called Chicks and this is my Gary Cooter song.
  • The ladies boo the Cooter.
  • Barney Boner don’t call on me
  • All you need is a good opening line
  • Ouch…Barney go with your mice.
  • Tee Winkle College (Rob Robert)
  • Nerdy Botanist and his rich unpopular friend
  • haha…the closed captions says [zapping]
  • Is thought sweeping easier than real sweeping…it looks harder to me.
  • Triumphal Music
  • oh snap…he broke her 5 glasses and now she is an 10
  • There was an explosion that knocked me out and I came to and didn’t think anything of it.
  • And now the circle of trust is created. The fellowship is created.
  • Relaxo Prune Juice and Rum.
  • Spam with Cream sauce.
  • Zapping…
  • I has Telekinesis and I can phase stuff
  • Haha…they have glitter Nike Swooshes on their space uniforms.
  • Poor Alvie…eh don’t deserve this.
  • His mom is a monster and his dad is a chump
  • Edgar has it too…the Zappinging. You little shit.
  • Well we have established that Edgar has long term effects of the Zapping and will probably get sick or die first?
  • Alan take your fingers out ya noise…now suck it!
  • Nathan ‘Too Mean” Levine…tha brute keeps rubbing his crotch.
  • Look at me…my bat is a penis!
  • I have never understood mooning.
  • The best way to hassle ladies is to expose their boobies.
  • The principle can’t access the lab!
  • Burning Pot to dispose of the evidence is never a good idea.
  • Trope Sex Comedy “Overheard conversations are always mistaken for sex talk”
  • My old lady won’t let me have Salami and chili dogs.
  • Help Me Mr. Einstein
  • You ugly Spasm
  • High School Popular girl is always dating the College Dude
  • Freddie is Robert’s older brother who went to Africa on Safari and married a Pygmy Girl
  • Drink a 12 pack a piece and try not to puke on the spinning teacup ride.
  • …Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me..
  • Fighting with your Zap powers.
  • Barney is always trying to eat something.
  • Robert is taking me to Hawaii for graduation.
  • Peyton is playing Jane like a fiddle.
  • Jane has got to see all the lady pics on the wall and know this guy is a creep.
  • Weiner food is referenced a lot in this movie. Wonder Weiner.
  • Bernadette had 3 crushes a year
  • Mom and her cross
  • We need a music montage…here…here…and here
  • This is a more intimate moment that I wanted to see
  • Excuse me as I slip under the table
  • He grew a conscience
  • Flying Roulette Wheel of science!
  • First come the woman and then the whiskey – Scatman logic
  • Tranquilize your kid!
  • “I think I’m going to throw up.” retort “That is one of Satan’s favorite lines.”
  • This is Heaven Prom Theme.
  • Revenge Porn in 1982
  • Watermelon to the head
  • Let’s get naked…..This is hilarious…let’s get naked! This got all Rape-y real quick.
  • A chemical reaction to get zapped powers and then a physical hit to remove them…nope…he was just kidding.
  • The rise of a new superhero? Nope…use your powers for exploding clothes.
  • How the hell was Gary Cooter and band not the band at the prom.

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Raw Deal (1986) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

oh hi,

Alright Oldfellas, the Don has ordered us to take out Sleepy Joe Marcellino before he can testify against the family. But the FBI has him stashed away in a remote location. However, I have a plan.

First we take a Train….then we take a walk…..then we take a boat….then we take a car….then we take a helicopter….hold on Tony, I’m doing the plan over here…now where was I…..oh yeah…then a station wagon…then The Oakside Boys Club bus….no wait…that’s next week….back the bus up….

Alright. we get off at the station wagon, shoot some feds…play some Trivial P, seal our fates by whacking the son of an FBI Agent and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Sleepy Joe Marcellino takes his last nap. Any questions?

What’s the P stand for? (Pause for effect) Pursuit…geez guys…we are Oldfellas…we keep it clean. I mean we still kill guys and stuff…but they probably deserve it right…hey Tony what are you making over there that smells so darn good? No…I do not know what a Cow’s only contribution is…is this one of them Trivial Pursuit questions?

Ah crap! Everybody down…Tony’s got a Shit Cake and all we have are these guns!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_Deal_(1986_film)

TWITTER

Raw Deal (1986) – spelled backwards is Lead War. That is all. #shitcake

SHOW NOTES

  • Hey wait a minute…this ain’t Red Heat!
  • Studio “Ear” Canal has a weird intro
  • De Laurentis film
  • Amtrak coming at ya!
  • Funky Music….crew walk montage…Train…Walk…Boat…Car…Helicopter…Station Wagon….are we there yet?
  • That is the longest silencer I have ever seen.
  • Who is this Motley crew of middle-aged to fairly-old white guys.
  • Green Lite.
  • Oh…is that Trivial Pursuit..
  • How many times was John Wayne Nominated for an Academy Award?
  • Sleepy Joe don’t want to be awake to testify.
  • Italian? So you want to be a witness? Witness this…
  • Harry…his birthday was in 2 week.
  • They’re Dead…
  • Meanwhile, some backwater industrial town and some country music.
  • Why is this cop running from Arnold.
  • This railroad planks chase scene is the kind of thing you don’t just think up.
  • Hey…I know a shortcut through these woods
  • Arnie Cigar – Flash Bang
  • “You caught the bastard” – some cop
  • Book ’em…and lying to the sheriff.
  • This is a shift in musical tone.
  • Amy is jamming and drinking mid day
  • …and making a cake…
  • Amy…are we having a party?
  • 5 years in exile…
  • They left NY cause of something that happened! What happened!
  • What’s for dinner? A frosted pile of shit.
  • You think just because we are in shape doesn’t mean we are not fat.
  • A cow’s biggest contribution…Shit Cake!
  • “You should not drink and bake.”
  • Aww…it’s ok…you just sleep off the drunk honey…I’ll put you in bed and get drunk!
  • Hello Mark….Hello Harry…Mark….Harry…
  • “Hold it…that’s Baxter!”
  • Half the bones in the body broken.
  • Chicago Mob. Bad!
  • All them mob bosses taking the 5th
  • My son Blaire…he dead
  • I want Petrovita!
  • FBI ain’t doing squat.
  • for $45K I want you to break up the Chicago Mob.
  • Comingski! Investigating his own break in
  • What kind of petrol place is this….they just got huge pipes that anyone can turn on.
  • Poor Irvin…he ain’t never done nothing to you.
  • Holy crap….he just blew up a bunch of private property to set up his fake death.
  • $25k for initial expenses.
  • Wife beater and hair tonic….I’m a new man!
  • Magic or magnet! This table ain’t straight!
  • Money grabber guy….I ain’t afraid of no Terminator
  • This chump brought a gun to a truck fight
  • The Oakside Boys club. bus…lots of guns…poor shots…poor Tony…he was a good kid…You son of a bitch.
  • Down…there is no down….I’m not a cop…I’m a player…MONEY!
  • Cigars are fun to watch on film…not so fun to smell in real life
  • Taking Max Kellars job
  • Miami…I’m in the computer.
  • That was one hell of a tip…
  • These alley’s have rats.
  • What’s the P stand for ….pregnant pause….
  • The FBI and their crazy questions….”when is the last time you took a piss?”
  • A big pile of money…100 Million Dollars on the streets…take a few weeks according to number 2.
  • In movies…people chew up their pills before swallowing them.
  • You are temporary probie.
  • Max don’t like you none.
  • She likes a take charge kind of guy.
  • Man…he has a type…alcoholic.
  • but he can’t handle his booze
  • Well…he got in her bed..but he didn’t sleep with her….
  • Man…all this sleuthing is hard when you don’t have a cell phone with a camera and the internet.
  • What is up with that hair! That was big even for the 80s. Time to Tik Tok on stage
  • Hey ya Cretin!
  • Down at the Drag Show
  • haha…this chip shot on the golf course from the sand trap.
  • Monique!
  • The Family…it’s large and full of rats
  • Max…maybe you are having too much fun…maybe you need a snack.
  • How many people have you killed? 3…
  • “Smart I like…Smart Ass…I don’t”
  • Haha…those guys just happen to be walking by the dress shop in the mall and notice him.
  • 50 cops in that place. Bomb threat!
  • It’s not a horrible idea apparently.
  • Fancy…Soda Bomb.
  • Man…Half Life Pro Life Whale Loving
  • Hello Marvin…
  • Justice…right Harry…Justice…F* JUSTICE
  • and this was a terrible to attack mob boss rival…
  • …and now he killed 3…and 4…
  • Cops again cops
  • All the cops are corrupt! including the
  • Ha…He said “I’ll be right back.” Close
  • Friend-zoned
  • He may have went overkill on Maxx
  • haha…Harry…was like…”It’s ok…you shot me…it’s ok…”
  • How did she know to come save him?
  • Did I mention the pit! Don’t go…Now towel dry yourself…ahhh…that’s it…pat it dry.
  • Now it’s time for the “Personal War” part of the movie.
  • Cocked and loaded montage.
  • Alright….Arnold…in this scene we are going to have some saxophones and need you to look roided out and cock all these guns…sexy!
  • ahhh man…Windshields are hard to kick out.
  • Time to put in my No Satisfaction cassette in and kill it down at the pit.
  • He should be smoking a cigar.
  • haha…did that guy fall in the rock crusher?
  • cocking face!
  • 01:27:30 capture
  • Do they big green industrial sized trucks turn into transformers!?
  • haha…1:28:30 ye-ag—ag
  • That guy bought a big green truck to a gun fight.
  • A tale of bringing the wrong things to fights is what this movie is all about.
  • These dead people make me happy
  • Mob War my Ass
  • Don’t think.. pray.
  • Schrodinger’s Elevator
  • This would have been a lot shorter movie if they had just paid Arnold to kill the mob from the get-go…but nooo…he had to get all motivated.
  • What kind of candies are those.
  • This is what it must mean by “Poetic Justice.”
  • A quarter million dollars for an alcoholic gambler… why not just shoot her.
  • Back at the FBI and his wife.
  • Get up Harry!
  • My reunion with Amy was great…baby on the way.
  • Harry…be a godfather….give me my chair!
  • ouch…did you ever quit in front of blaire!
  • It’s a miracle! All he needed was a pep talk