This week’s Film disaster tries to destroy my dream of owning a home with Tom Hanks, the last known decent human being in Hollywood and living bobble head.
So bring in your Mad Max wrecking crew and do your worst. Tom and I will find a way to survive an onslaught of Karmic like retribution brought on by the sins of the father.
let’s keep this brief, I have a chic waiting in the Jacuzzi and a turkey in a bucket.
Hey Randy, how long do you think it will take you to complete your intro?
Hasta La Vista
The Money Pit (1986) – This movie won’t forgive me and I can’t forgive this movie for that. You duck fart.
Them are some big pearls
Aww…a wedding in Rio
and now we dance!
Produced by Stephen King (what…no…Steven Spielberg…why did I write King?)
Past Due…Final Notice
Dad stole the money…ran to rio (Brazil). got married to a young lady
No leading actors in the first shots. Just VO..post to fill in the blanks?
This music..so….80s…but not good 80s
Tom Hanks loves to roll his eyes and bob his head.
Meistro is back!
Tom is an entertainment lawyer.
Going to run a 1K…that is a lot of sweat.
pulse monitor…that thing is giving me anxiety.
She still plays for her ex-husband…and lives in his NY apartment…and still goes to lunch with him.
NY is expensive
Walter is poor
What did they say…cause it wasn’t Meryl Streep.
Too good to be true house
She is going to sell everything. She is drunk on Mojitos?
She is going over the list of things that are going to break. Steps. Floor. Bath.
Carlos was Hitler’s Poolman. and their pool looks great.
This the short line at the DMV….
Tom Hanks is great with GREAT
Benny (Vinny?) Himself.
The Train is coming right when we decide to buy the house. This is an omen.
Benny is a kid. His mom is the maid. Benny has a chick waiting in the jacuzzi. He smokes.
They need 200k
Tom Hanks is great at escalation.
What kind of car is that…it’s a Lincoln. Wonder if mcconaughey is in there.
Thing that grossed out Scott. Sleeping in the old lady’s bed.
haha….the racoon in the dumbwaiter. Still made me jump.
Man, trying to keep that positive attitude. It’s hard.
Moving furniture to the second floor sucks
She good looking wool
Gas scares me
“won’t hold a screw..” reminds him of his next job.
Watching Tom Hanks swat at insects through a window to the sounds of a frantic violin is amazing.
“We have very weak trees.”
He is surrounded by Italians?
Turkey in the bathroom bucket.
Tom Hanks Seal laugh after the tub collapse is great
sinking into the money pit! the name of the movie!
Mad Max wrecking crew
The carpet trap is a great visual gag.
Fielding is a duck fart. Montgomery Shrat.
I thought the care bears were here
4 months..not 2 weeks
“We have stairs!”
Theory. Walter is jinxed.
She started smoking again “2 weeks ago.”
She slept with him for clean glasses and a shower.
She asks him to trust her a lot.
Middle of the night confessionals are terrible.
He won’t forgive me and I can’t forgive him for that.
Hasta La Longa
I would need more than a simple ‘I didn’t sleep with max” explanation.
haha…Carlos and his wife. Hasta La Vista? like Shirks head construction guy. This whole thing is a racket!