INTRO

oh hi,

Alright Oldfellas, the Don has ordered us to take out Sleepy Joe Marcellino before he can testify against the family. But the FBI has him stashed away in a remote location. However, I have a plan.

First we take a Train….then we take a walk…..then we take a boat….then we take a car….then we take a helicopter….hold on Tony, I’m doing the plan over here…now where was I…..oh yeah…then a station wagon…then The Oakside Boys Club bus….no wait…that’s next week….back the bus up….

Alright. we get off at the station wagon, shoot some feds…play some Trivial P, seal our fates by whacking the son of an FBI Agent and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Sleepy Joe Marcellino takes his last nap. Any questions?

What’s the P stand for? (Pause for effect) Pursuit…geez guys…we are Oldfellas…we keep it clean. I mean we still kill guys and stuff…but they probably deserve it right…hey Tony what are you making over there that smells so darn good? No…I do not know what a Cow’s only contribution is…is this one of them Trivial Pursuit questions?

Ah crap! Everybody down…Tony’s got a Shit Cake and all we have are these guns!

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_Deal_(1986_film)

TWITTER

Raw Deal (1986) – spelled backwards is Lead War. That is all. #shitcake

SHOW NOTES

Hey wait a minute…this ain’t Red Heat!
Studio “Ear” Canal has a weird intro
De Laurentis film
Amtrak coming at ya!
Funky Music….crew walk montage…Train…Walk…Boat…Car…Helicopter…Station Wagon….are we there yet?
That is the longest silencer I have ever seen.
Who is this Motley crew of middle-aged to fairly-old white guys.
Green Lite.
Oh…is that Trivial Pursuit..
How many times was John Wayne Nominated for an Academy Award?
Sleepy Joe don’t want to be awake to testify.
Italian? So you want to be a witness? Witness this…
Harry…his birthday was in 2 week.
They’re Dead…
Meanwhile, some backwater industrial town and some country music.
Why is this cop running from Arnold.
This railroad planks chase scene is the kind of thing you don’t just think up.
Hey…I know a shortcut through these woods
Arnie Cigar – Flash Bang
“You caught the bastard” – some cop
Book ’em…and lying to the sheriff.
This is a shift in musical tone.
Amy is jamming and drinking mid day
…and making a cake…
Amy…are we having a party?
5 years in exile…
They left NY cause of something that happened! What happened!
What’s for dinner? A frosted pile of shit.
You think just because we are in shape doesn’t mean we are not fat.
A cow’s biggest contribution…Shit Cake!
“You should not drink and bake.”
Aww…it’s ok…you just sleep off the drunk honey…I’ll put you in bed and get drunk!
Hello Mark….Hello Harry…Mark….Harry…
“Hold it…that’s Baxter!”
Half the bones in the body broken.
Chicago Mob. Bad!
All them mob bosses taking the 5th
My son Blaire…he dead
I want Petrovita!
FBI ain’t doing squat.
for $45K I want you to break up the Chicago Mob.
Comingski! Investigating his own break in
What kind of petrol place is this….they just got huge pipes that anyone can turn on.
Poor Irvin…he ain’t never done nothing to you.
Holy crap….he just blew up a bunch of private property to set up his fake death.
$25k for initial expenses.
Wife beater and hair tonic….I’m a new man!
Magic or magnet! This table ain’t straight!
Money grabber guy….I ain’t afraid of no Terminator
This chump brought a gun to a truck fight
The Oakside Boys club. bus…lots of guns…poor shots…poor Tony…he was a good kid…You son of a bitch.
Down…there is no down….I’m not a cop…I’m a player…MONEY!
Cigars are fun to watch on film…not so fun to smell in real life
Taking Max Kellars job
Miami…I’m in the computer.
That was one hell of a tip…
These alley’s have rats.
What’s the P stand for ….pregnant pause….
The FBI and their crazy questions….”when is the last time you took a piss?”
A big pile of money…100 Million Dollars on the streets…take a few weeks according to number 2.
In movies…people chew up their pills before swallowing them.
You are temporary probie.
Max don’t like you none.
She likes a take charge kind of guy.
Man…he has a type…alcoholic.
but he can’t handle his booze
Well…he got in her bed..but he didn’t sleep with her….
Man…all this sleuthing is hard when you don’t have a cell phone with a camera and the internet.
What is up with that hair! That was big even for the 80s. Time to Tik Tok on stage
Hey ya Cretin!
Down at the Drag Show
haha…this chip shot on the golf course from the sand trap.
Monique!
The Family…it’s large and full of rats
Max…maybe you are having too much fun…maybe you need a snack.
How many people have you killed? 3…
“Smart I like…Smart Ass…I don’t”
Haha…those guys just happen to be walking by the dress shop in the mall and notice him.
50 cops in that place. Bomb threat!
It’s not a horrible idea apparently.
Fancy…Soda Bomb.
Man…Half Life Pro Life Whale Loving
Hello Marvin…
Justice…right Harry…Justice…F* JUSTICE
and this was a terrible to attack mob boss rival…
…and now he killed 3…and 4…
Cops again cops
All the cops are corrupt! including the
Ha…He said “I’ll be right back.” Close
Friend-zoned
He may have went overkill on Maxx
haha…Harry…was like…”It’s ok…you shot me…it’s ok…”
How did she know to come save him?
Did I mention the pit! Don’t go…Now towel dry yourself…ahhh…that’s it…pat it dry.
Now it’s time for the “Personal War” part of the movie.
Cocked and loaded montage.
Alright….Arnold…in this scene we are going to have some saxophones and need you to look roided out and cock all these guns…sexy!
ahhh man…Windshields are hard to kick out.
Time to put in my No Satisfaction cassette in and kill it down at the pit.
He should be smoking a cigar.
haha…did that guy fall in the rock crusher?
cocking face!
01:27:30 capture
Do they big green industrial sized trucks turn into transformers!?
haha…1:28:30 ye-ag—ag
That guy bought a big green truck to a gun fight.
A tale of bringing the wrong things to fights is what this movie is all about.
These dead people make me happy
Mob War my Ass
Don’t think.. pray.
Schrodinger’s Elevator
This would have been a lot shorter movie if they had just paid Arnold to kill the mob from the get-go…but nooo…he had to get all motivated.
What kind of candies are those.
This is what it must mean by “Poetic Justice.”
A quarter million dollars for an alcoholic gambler… why not just shoot her.
Back at the FBI and his wife.
Get up Harry!
My reunion with Amy was great…baby on the way.
Harry…be a godfather….give me my chair!
ouch…did you ever quit in front of blaire!
It’s a miracle! All he needed was a pep talk

INTRO

Oh hi, Yes Sir Mr. President, per your orders, we dropped that bomb on those filthy cold war Russians. But I’m saddened to report sir… that we had some pretty unexpected results… Instead of dirty burnt radiated Ruskies it appears all we did was make their hair fuller and shinier. They couldn’t be happier when we flew back by. Where did you say we got that plutonium from? Ithaca?

Yes, Hello…is this Kremlin? This is top secret KGB agent reporting in. I have just returned from American nuclear facility in Ithaca. I have brought with me samples of American plutonium. I must say the mission was easier than we had imagined. Ronald Regan American’s are so over confident of their security that they left full sample on a table unguarded. However, if this sample represents the full force of the American’s might then we can sleep well comrade. Early tests have shown that their plutonium is not a very effective explosive. I feel so safe with this container that I slept with it under my pillow last night. I was surprised to discover this morning that it had sprung a leak during my slumber. When I woke up I was sure that I would have radiation sickness. But instead my hair has never been fuller or shinier. and smell it….oh…this is a phone joke.

Yeah I know that’s not how that works. But this movie could be called “That’s not how any of this works…now get out of my glove box KidGyver.