Alright guys, suck wall, you all are under arrest for watching an illegal amount of buddy cop movies and then discussing those buddy cop movies at length for 10+ years.
You have the right to shut your filthy mouths.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.
You have the right to a social media account.
If you cannot create an account, one will be provided for you by Google and then taken away from you 1 year later. because hey, it’s Google .
Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? Yeah me either.
With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me? No? Fine then I will just pop a cop squat and fire off a couple of shot. so we can get on with this love fest.
Running Scared (1986) – Do you think we all wear uniforms and drive cars that say “Filmsack” on them? Well we do. Hey what size is that love you have there?
- Buddy buddy cop
- Street ball with Joey Pants
- 50K dollars!
- You mugging us?
- Let us keep the driver’s license and the snapshots
- Miranda rights
- What is wrong with that one guys gun…is it wooden?
- These muggers have a pretty nice car but shitting guns.
- The mean alleys of Chicago
- 6 shot. You always aim low anyways.
- Bill Crystal does an old jewish guy.
- A line up of 4 cops and Snake number 5
- Joey no Pants…what am I stupid?
- First Spanish GodFather of Chicago
- Meeting down at the docks.
- Gonzales – Drugs from Columbia. Broke up the DEA bust.
- Time to take a break.
- A very bad sign when a cop thinks Chicago will fall apart without them
- Vacation in Key West. Far south as they can go without learning a new language
- Key West is full of woman who are ok with riding around guys on motoscooters and lying around in hammocks and buying bars with dead aunt money.
- High we sell tupperware…we sold him jello molds…is that kid shooting birds? Do you need a lettuce crisper…Yeeeees! When fired upon…return fire.
- Undercover Cop Car.
- Crystal has never been shot…but his partner hasn’t.
- Throw me the pants and I’ll throw you the whip. It’s ok. I have long johns…they are long and the leanest and rhymes with enis or meanis
- You have the miranda warning/rights and their variations for you.
- “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
- Hines does not want to give up his pants. Hope them Johns are clean.
- Hey that is Julios car…you’re not Julio!
- Cell phone call humor. Tell him I said hello
- Pop a Cop Squat
- You’ve never called for backup before
- Taxi Cab Cop.
- Can you