INTRO
Oh hi,
Alright guys, suck wall, you all are under arrest for watching an illegal amount of buddy cop movies and then discussing those buddy cop movies at length for 10+ years.
You have the right to shut your filthy mouths.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of public opinion.
You have the right to a social media account.
If you cannot create an account, one will be provided for you by Google and then taken away from you 1 year later. because hey, it’s Google .
Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? Yeah me either.
With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me? No? Fine then I will just pop a cop squat and fire off a couple of shot. so we can get on with this love fest.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091875/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_Scared_(1986_film)
Running Scared (1986) – Do you think we all wear uniforms and drive cars that say “Filmsack” on them? Well we do. Hey what size is that love you have there?
SHOW NOTES
- Buddy buddy cop
- Street ball with Joey Pants
- 50K dollars!
- You mugging us?
- Let us keep the driver’s license and the snapshots
- Miranda rights
- What is wrong with that one guys gun…is it wooden?
- These muggers have a pretty nice car but shitting guns.
- The mean alleys of Chicago
- 6 shot. You always aim low anyways.
- Bill Crystal does an old jewish guy.
- A line up of 4 cops and Snake number 5
- Joey no Pants…what am I stupid?
- First Spanish GodFather of Chicago
- Meeting down at the docks.
- Gonzales – Drugs from Columbia. Broke up the DEA bust.
- Time to take a break.
- A very bad sign when a cop thinks Chicago will fall apart without them
- Vacation in Key West. Far south as they can go without learning a new language
- Key West is full of woman who are ok with riding around guys on motoscooters and lying around in hammocks and buying bars with dead aunt money.
- High we sell tupperware…we sold him jello molds…is that kid shooting birds? Do you need a lettuce crisper…Yeeeees! When fired upon…return fire.
- Undercover Cop Car.
- Crystal has never been shot…but his partner hasn’t.
- Throw me the pants and I’ll throw you the whip. It’s ok. I have long johns…they are long and the leanest and rhymes with enis or meanis
- You have the miranda warning/rights and their variations for you.
- “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”
- Hines does not want to give up his pants. Hope them Johns are clean.
- Hey that is Julios car…you’re not Julio!
- Cell phone call humor. Tell him I said hello
- Pop a Cop Squat
- You’ve never called for backup before
- Taxi Cab Cop.
- Can you
