INTRO
Oh hi,
This week on Filmsack we take a break from our Rock Quarry Prison Workout and have a shirtless flash back to 1985 thanks to our former boss; HBO Max, soon to be Col Max? I dunno. But he takes our hairless, smooth as butter and sweaty as …… butter? body … wait are we made of butter? He takes our butter body and drops it off in Vietnam to revisit the horrors of the war and to remind us our county hates us. Reciprocate my love DAMN YOU or I’ll shove this explosive tip arrow right up your coke stealing hole! That’s right those cokes ain’t free of charge! They are free as in freedom not free as in my love for my country.
Anywho, I met a nice lady on my trip. She died. But not before asking me to remember her and I was like … ‘yeah I remember you’ and then she rolled her eyes and went to sleep … so I took her lucky charm necklace… well not so lucky I suppose … but I took it just the same …and I cut off a part of her dress and used that for a bandana on the only part of my body that has hair … the mop on my top … and then I got to killing everything… oh yeah… and I buried her in the mud during monsoon season next to a creek …. soooo … I suspect the villagers will be getting a down stream surprise soon enough.
Randy, Do you hear that? I think it is a Motorbike from the local village. You know what that means! yep…our Vietnamese food is here! and for some reason I am horny. Oh no I got Pavlov’s Pants.
BRIEF
John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) is doing hard time in jail when his former boss, Col. Troutman (Richard Crenna), offers him a deal. If Rambo travels to Vietnam to try to find the American prisoners of war, his criminal record will be expunged. Rambo takes the reconnaissance assignment and agrees not to get involved in any of the action. However, when his Vietnamese lover, Co Bao (Julia Nickson), is killed by American forces, Rambo forgets his promise and takes matters into his own hands.
Rated : R
1985 ‧ Action/War ‧ 1h 36m
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089880/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rambo:_First_Blood_Part_II
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rambo-first-blood-part-ii
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/RamboFirstBloodPartII
WHERE TO WATCH
HBO MAX – https://play.hbomax.com/player/urn:hbo:feature:GYjS1cwBIWZ5RwwEAAAAP
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rambo-first-blood
TRAILER/CLIPS
Rambo: First Blood Part 2 – Tri Star Pictures presents Rocky with a gun. hashtag helicopter chain gun goes brrrr Rambo go gahhhhh
SHOW NOTES
- Rocky has a gun!!
- Tri Star Pictures presents … EXPLOSIONS!
- We promised you explosions…we gave you explosions.
- Meanwhile down at the Prison Work Detail and Rock Beating Quarry.
- It’s hot out here in the hell hole… i’ve seen worse
- He has 5 more years of rock knocking…or … hear me out.
- The computer pulled up 3 names most able to complete the mission. Recon for POWS in NAM! You know my weakness
- Why now. Why me?
- Reinstated…and a presidential pardon. Pardon me?
- Next time we meet it will me in Thailand.
- I did all I could do to keep you out of here..
- Sir, do we get to win this time?
- Oh…I like this weird motorcycle revv’ing slash military march slash asian jam.
- Helicopter in front of a setting sun brrrrr
- Jerry Goldsmith music!!
- Us? we are just some guys in a field beating the wheat…it ain’t rock chopping…but it’s a living.
- Hey..that’s Johnny’s Sensei! Look out! He’s bad news.
- Rambo always gets hooked up with a bunch of talkers.
- Except for the damn heat.
- Come into my office full of boxes.
- Indian German descent … combination … John J Rambo
- Rambo does not seem like the trusting type.
- I repeat … do not engage the enemy … Look at this photograph … every time I do it makes me laaaaaaaaahhhhh flash back. That ain’t funny.
- Don’t try the blood and guts routine.
- I want you to not think about the war…you are thinking about it right now aren’t you.
- This computer room is all for you. We have the most advanced weapons in the world.
- Your brain is your best weapon.
- Co Bao … your ground contact.
- Only a desire to win . No Fear. No regrets.
- What you choose to call hell. He calls home.
- Sweaty Muscly Close up…mmm…veiny.
- I think my knife bag is full…and sharp…ouch
- 36 hours to get in and out…don’t stop and smell the roses.
- Hilltop extraction site.
- Good luck son.
- Do you remember when Murdock Said : He was with the Second Battalion, Third Marines in Kom Tum in ’66? Second Battalion was at Kud Sank. You’re the only one I trust. MURDOCK IS A LIIIAR! LIAR! on fire
- Black Plane in the black of the night.
- Wasn’t my war…I’m just here to clean up the mess.
- Hey. That coke ain’t free Napier. What kind of Ronny Cox Looking Cigar smoking operation are you running around here anyways with your Karate Kid Sensei goon pilot and Coke Stealing
- The Turbulence!! He’s hung up!
- He cut away his equipment.
- Gosh it’s hot
- Time for a little jog to the equipment.
- Hey Rambo…ssss…I’m your friendly jungle sssssnake…oh…you got quite a grip there sir…sssss zzzzz. Snake nap. Why don’t you just go play hide and seek with the natives.
- I got hung up…cause h got hung up.
- The old ways are not safe…
- In all the jungles in all the world…I run across you.
- I got my trusty survival knife.
- I think I saw Rambo 2 before I saw Rambo 1. In fact… I am sure of it.
- Not Get Army Suspicious.
- We have out ANti Patrol Boat missiles.
- Russian equipment! It is almost like we were fighting a war on other people’s lands.
- Want to eat? Maybe later.
- Women on boats is Rambo’s weakness.
- A quiet war…a war against all the returning solders.
- Too much death here. Death everywhere. Just want to live Ranbo. What you want?
- I want to win, survive. – Rambo
- To survive a war you got to become war. I’m Expendable.
- Someone invites you to a party and you don’t show up…it doesn’t really matter.
- I wonder if that pendant will bring her good luck.
- Hi survival knife brings him good luck.
- What do you do around here? Eat sandwiches, steal cokes and sweat and… oh yeah…tell your lies!!
- Cyclo-Girl Whore from village. You know that who can of worms.
- What about orders. No more orders.
- village crap hut.
- Man. Those flies and bugs are buzzy.
- Looking for POWs
- He found them. Covering in spiders and rats and fever.
- I’ll be back…hehe…was that a jab. There are others. I’ll be back.
- They move us around a lot to do the crops.
- I’m captain Rambo now.
- That boat was full of explosives!
- Why are these movies so engaging.
- This is the end. Rambo…you are not expendable…please come to my party.
- Can I go back to the prison camp. All this pulling around is hurting my arm.
- I took a break from my Rock Quarry Prison workout to get dropped off in Nam by the guy from Karate Kid.
- Is that John Locke at operations?
- Mercenaries.
- He was just supposed to take pictures.
- You enjoying your pig bath Rambo?
- oooh…it had to be the Russians.
- Covered in leeches.
- How about a few more punches to the face.
- I see you are no stranger to pain.
- You wish to test your strength. Gooood
- Those guys get horny every time they hear that motorbike.
- You may scream…there is no shame.
- Bucket of butts.
- I wonder if he keeps that scar through out the series.
- What if we poke a hot poker knife in your friend’s eye…will you talk then?
- Grips microphone tightly “Murdoch…I’m coming to get you.”