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Almost Famous (2000) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi Mom,

Sorry I haven’t called sooner. I have been very busy on the roads of America following the exploits of the Filmsack Podcasting Crew for an article I am writing for the cover of The Rolling Stone. Just kidding mom. Nobody reads magazines anymore. It’s a think piece for Buzzfeed….. No I’m not too old to write for Buzzfeed! What? I’m how old? What the hell mom? I was held back for 10 years in the 7th grade! Yeah, I guess that explains all the body hair I had as a 12 year old. uncomfortable shower scene!

Anywho, I met a girl…Are we dating? No, she likes Randy. Yeah the creep with the facial hair. Does he know I’m talking about him? Well I’m looking right at him…yeah, he’s taking notes with his eyes. No, It’s ok mom. I un-grounded the mic on his headset. He’s about to get a real shock.

Alright mom. I’m a golden god…..and you can tell Buzzfeed…my last words…were…I’m on drugs. Oh…Don’t do those. Oh ok…

Randy… don’t do drugs.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181875/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Famous

TWITTER

Almost Famous (2000) – Like Vinyl…it will blow your mind..oh…don’t forget to light a candle… it will blow your mind…oh…and don’t do drugs…it will blow your mind.

INTRO

  • Am I famous yet?
  • Time to write the credits.
  • A drawer full of old concert merchandise and tickets. Groupee? The Plaza!
  • Christmas Movie!
  • Circa…old time ago..
  • Santa in a speedo.
  • Adicas Finch…Take your kid to see To Kill A Mocking Bird.
  • More Zoe
  • You have been kissing…I can tell.
  • Simon and Garfunkel…on the pot
  • Mom! First, it was butter. Then it was sugar and white flour… bacon, eggs, bologna, rock ‘n’ roll, motorcycles—then it was celebrating Christmas on a day in September when you knew it wouldn’t be commercialized. What else are you going to ban?
  • Mom is a college professor.
  • Feck you…this is a house of lies!
  • Vinyl…it will blow your mind…oh..forgot to light the candle.
  • Meanwhile, 1973…
  • Iggy Pop…Amen!!
  • Everybody wants this kid to be a lawyer.
  • 1000 words on Black Sabbath for $35 bucks.
  • Use the family whistle…Don’t take drugs…yes mother.
  • Groupies..we are not groupies…we are band aids.
  • Hey the enemy.
  • Stop writing notes and watch. I’ll show you how to live. Penny Lane
  • Tell her like last summer…no…not like last summer…It ain’t California without you.
  • You know about the Riot House right.
  • Have you seen the Bridge? Mr. Plant signed my shirt.
  • Act One: in which she pretends she doesn’t care about him.
  • Act Two: in which he pretends he doesn’t care about her, but goes right for her.
  • Act Three: in which it all plays out the way she planned it. She’ll eat him alive.
  • Put on my telephone man voice.
  • 3 thousand words $700 dollars…alright a grand.
  • Detroit Sucks Shirt.
  • Don’t let them rewrite you.
  • “Don’t take drugs!”
  • Come by later. I’m in too truthful of a mood.
  • Is this Mary Ann with the Pot?
  • “Just make us look cool….” I will quote you warmly and accurately.
  • haha! Can we skip the vibe…
  • T-shirt …Dick is the manager.
  • Russel hanging out with real Topeka People. Come on man…to our Topeka party.
  • Want to see me feed a rat to my snake….yes!!!
  • Now I get to be the mom.
  • I am a golden god…..and you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine…my last words…were…I’m on drugs.
  • Last words. I dig music. meh. I’m on drugs…cheer!
  • “Look at him…he’s taking notes with his eyes….”
  • “I have to go home….” … “You are home”
  • Rockstars have kidnapped my son.
  • Falling in love with Penny Lane.
  • I have never written anything longer than a Filmsack Intro in my entire life.
  • I have a particular set of skills. They are all mom skills.
  • Why don’t you get on my back for a piggyback ride.
  • Your mom kind of freaked me out.
  • Like grabbing an un-grounded mic on tour.
  • I think you know Reddog.
  • Did they just gamble away the girls.
  • You are too sweet for Rock & Roll.
  • 50 bucks and a case of beer to Humble Pie.
  • What kind of beer?
  • Long looks.
  • Winter Rugburn
  • A Mojo…Wire…18 minutes a page.
  • See my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone
  • “Yeah…she’s with me.” – Chorus
  • Painful to watch…looks that tell.
  • All she left were her Quaalude. All my friends
  • While my friends graduate I am taking care of Penny Lane in a hotel room.
  • “Why doesn’t he love me?”
  • Class of 1973.
  • Penny wake up!
  • Boldy go where many men have gone before.
  • oh man…do not pump my stomach!
  • haha…sexy stomach pumping.
  • Lady Goodman is Penny Lane’s real name.
  • What have I done!? Too late! I’m on this plane Penny Lane.
  • Jimmy Fallon hit a guy in Deerborne.
  • The manager has been taking money.
  • I slept with Marma Dick.
  • Coming out as fay always fixes the plane
  • Write what you want.
  • We are uncool. I’m always home. I’m uncool.
  • I’m in a room full of people. I’m alone.
  • Let’s say all the things we never said.
  • haha..Penny Lane fucked Russel over.
  • What do you love about Podcasting…Everything.
  • Morroco!!
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Mad Max (1979) – Filmsack Show Notes

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Poltergeist (1982) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

… grab your bags and sort your goodies while we spin you a Tale from the Sack:

Well Mr. and Mrs. Freeling we have some good news and some bad news…. The good news is we believe your daughter is still alive somewhere in the walls of your home…the bad news is she is being held there by a Poltergeist. What’s that Marty? I thought you said it was a Poltergeist…Well what did you say? A Poltergeese? What the hell is a Poltergeese Marty? It’s like a Poltergeist but instead of a disembodied human spirit it is a collection of goose spirits that can not find peace to move on into the light? A Poltergeese….. gee Marty, you’re fired.

Unless….Mr. Freeling….didn’t you say this spot, where your home is built, used to be the city park? But they moved the park 5 miles up the road right Mr Freeling. Right….

 Oh You son of a bitch! You moved the park, but you left the geese, didn’t youYou son of a bitch, you left the geese and you only moved the park benches and slides!

Carol Anne…if you can hear me…grab some bread from the cupboard and lure the Poltergeese to the light! The light is good Carol Anne! The light is good.

and now for something really evil. Randy.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poltergeist_(1982_film)

TWITTER

Poltergeist (1982) – We don’t go into the room anymore, it has a clown.

SHOW NOTES

  • That thing is in there with my Baby!
  • Please all rise for the national anthem.
  • that concludes today’s programming…zzzztttt
  • Am I suppose to be seeing alien faces?
  • Yeah…don’t fall asleep watching TV or the dog will eat your sammich and go make out with your wife and possibly steal your kids chips. This doggie is food shopping once they are asleep.
  • She is talking to the TV! What do you look like? Talk louder. I can’t hear you.
  • Hi. Yes. I will. I don’t know…I touch your TV face.
  • Just some suburbs at the bottom of some hills.
  • To Bike and Beer. Stupid RC cars. Nailed it
  • Beer spray football.
  • Ah shit Tweety….couldn’t you wait till a school day.
  • My neighbor is on the same remote? Universal remotes. A Remote Control showdown.
  • Is she really going to flush a bird…bad form mother…bad form.
  • Which Rams football team is this?
  • King Edwards Imperial Cigar Box…Tweety don’t like that smell…put a flower in it. Polaroid for when he is lonely…and a blanket for when it’s nighttime…he ded!
  • A Storm is brewing.
  • Ha, the dog is licking his lips…gonna totally dig up and eat Tweety.
  • Ebuzz the dog?
  • “Can I have a goldfish now?” Answer…yes.
  • That tree is all kinds of evil.
  • Tweety 2 and Tweety 3 want seconds…and they are going to grow up to be sharks when you over feed them.
  • Lights out…Closet Light…Closet Light.
  • Geez Star Wars…product placement much?
  • Am I crazy or am I dead? He is dead.
  • Ha! They are smoking doobs.
  • Mom is implying she had powers / sleep walking when she was 10.
  • He is Reading about Reagan and she is smoking pot.
  • We want a pool…3 meter board. 10 feet
  • Who the hell has a kidsized clown in their room…these kids…cover it up!
  • His Daffy Duck pillow talk is some dirty talk.
  • His company built this neighborhood…next to the wise old tree…it knows I live here.
  • Good night Dana…get off the phone Dana
  • Ha! Cut to kids in the bed with the parents.
  • 2:37 AM is sign off
  • Smokey static hand!
  • It is in the house! It’s in the walls.
  • “They’re here.”
  • No not Tweety! He is in the wall!
  • E.Buzz is a junk food junky
  • Chew your food 10 times.
  • Who is here? The TV People.
  • “Ask Dad…Ask Dad…Ask Dad”
  • Now she is just watching Static.
  • The Spoon and Fork are bent up
  • Construction people are sexist trash.
  • Static is no good for you…here…watch some violence.
  • E. Buzz wants to play with the people in the wall…
  • Good lord…Bluto and the gang are trash…eating food in the windows.
  • TV people stack these chairs?
  • Do you see them . No huh…you? uh huh
  • Phase 1 to Phase 4. They look the same.
  • “The grass grows greener on every side.”
  • Reach back when you used to have an open mind…before you became a stiff.
  • Woo wooo! I want pizza
  • Oh great…now she is using the kid! It burns…needs more wax.
  • The tickling pulls you…
  • what a hard cut to the neighbors house.
  • Mosquitoes never suck on the neighbor. Tathill? Ben.
  • They got the Mosquitoes.
  • Count the lightening strikes…it is getting closer!
  • That tree is alive!!! It took the boy!!
  • Meanwhile….The closet wants you.
  • There is a tornado!
  • So does it prey on your fears? Tree for the boy? Closet for the girl? Clown for all of us?
  • Holy shit…I don’t recall the tree eating the boy.
  • That tree Ent got sucked up.
  • The swimming pool! the 2 foot of swimming pool.
  • Mom!!! Mommy….Carol Ann is in the TV!
  • We don’t go into the room anymore.
  • It was a child’s toy. Took 7 hours to cross the room…
  • uh huh…
  • Tie Fighter!
  • Stephen has missed work…but not a beer.
  • Poltergeist vs Haunting. – Usually associated with an individual. Haunting is an area. Poltergeist are short in duration vs long term haunting.
  • We hear better on this channel.
  • Mom has adjusted well. Daddy is a drunk and Daughter is losing her mind.
  • Stay away from the light…the light is dangerous…stay the f away from the light.
  • Mommy, there is somebody here.
  • Jewelry dump.
  • She ran through me…and now I smell her…she went through my soul.
  • I wonder what they smell like after the monster ran through them?
  • Something took a bite out of me in the kids room. It’s them durn goldfish…they got sucked up into the other side and they are sharks now.
  • Outer Space…or Inner Space.
  • This is like 10 minutes of whispering.
  • This kid just came up with the plan…tie a rope on me.
  • Grandpa’s spirit is invisible.
  • But you said to not walk into the light!
  • Some people die…but they don’t know they have moved on.
  • Resist the light! Watch TV. Watch their friends grow up…get jealous.
  • Oh…and some people just get lost on the way to the light…they get angry and throw shit.
  • Geez man…workers ain’t afraid to eat your food.
  • This guy about to eat my chicken and make my steak. f this guy
  • Meat splosion and maggots
  • if your face starts falling apart…how about not pulling on it.
  • This movie really brings horror home. Up until this point horror was in castles and apartments…not in Suburbia
  • Look at all those lonely souls…TAXI!
  • Please not on 60 minutes…or That’s incredible.
  • She drank it all…a whiskey drink…
  • Leaving Ryan…cause Marty is out!
  • Jesus Steve you are looking like shit.
  • What you got screwed in that…300 watt bulb?
  • He claims the Flu.
  • “sounds quiet…yep…no problem…BOOOM!”
  • Oh great! Carol Anne was born in that house…she is haunted!
  • Starting Phase 5! Nooooo!
  • It ain’t ancient tribal burial ground
  • in 76…right down there…we relocated the graves.
  • Nobody has complained until now…except the Poltergeist!!
  • “Y’all mind hanging back? Ya jamming my frequencies.” – Lady
  • She has cleaned many houses…
  • “I am addressing the living.”
  • “This house has many hearts.”
  • “The last incident of Bio Location”
  • Will you do what I ask even if it conflicts
  • There is no death…just transitions to a sphere.
  • Carol Ann’s life force gives off it’s own lumination. Life home and earthly pleasures.
  • Carol Ann is a terrible distraction from the real light.
  • These souls are not aware that they are dead.
  • Inside the spectral light is the next phase.
  • She can only hear her mother’s voice
  • Hold on…shit gonna be bad.
  • A terrible presence is in there with her…it is angry..pissed.
  • It lies to her. Using Carol Ann to restrain the other to her…it is just another child. To us…it is the beast.
  • The beast is so pissed it punched a hole into this world and took Carol Ann
  • Can you say hello to Daddy?
  • Quickly….who is Carol Ann most afraid of…Tell her she is going to get a spanking…be firm.
  • Tell her to go to the light! Run to the light? But you said to not go to the light!
  • You little bastard.
  • Stephen, give me the tennis ball marked number 1
  • Do not sniff the tennis ball…grote.
  • Kiss my Ass…Number 2.
  • Now tell her to not go into the light! 1 2 3 Red Light…
  • throw the rope into the light.
  • Take up the slack….take up the slack! gently
  • You have never done this before…you are right…you go.
  • No time for smooches…
  • Pull only when I say!
  • Cross over children…go into the light…there is peace and tranquility in the light.
  • Dangit Peter!!
  • Get them into the water!! they got to be reborn…
  • She gonna be alright.
  • I feel funky.
  • Who put bubbles in the bath water.
  • This house is clean!
  • Holiday Inn on I74
  • Mom has gray hair now
  • Carol Ann does not remember anything.
  • We are leaving tonight. Take a nap.
  • I would not even take a nap in that house
  • that e.buzz dog is a pervert.
  • If he hates that clown so much…why keep it around.
  • Clown gone. I’m gone.
  • They still got a lot of packing to do.
  • Wiggling on the ceiling!
  • From bad to worse…she mud wrestles he way right into the pool pit.
  • They didn’t move the bodies…they just moved the gravestones! You cheap bastards!
  • The neighbors are not interested in helping but so far.
  • Your closet turned into a throat
  • Robby really is the worst.
  • These explosive caskets!
  • You son of a bitch…you only moved the headstones! Whyyyy!
  • Do not scream at the driver.
  • Daddy…drive away…leave oldest sister.
  • that was the angriest house
  • slurp…
  • TV on a cart…out. Holiday Inn
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The Green Hornet (2011) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

911 what is the nature of you emergency? Uh huh. Right. Ok. Sir you do realize that sounds a bit racist. What does Jewish Humor Guy and Bruce Lee type even mean? Right. Right. So what is your emergency?

You were walking your dog on the street outside of the Jewish Humor Guy’s house and you were nearly ran over by the Bruce Lee type when the bushes and a parked car split open and the duo suddenly came flying out in their death machine of a car barely missing you and your dog?

Oh my, that does sound terrifying! Did you confront them? You did and what happened? The Bruce Lee type one inch punched your dog when it barked at him and the Jewish Humor Guy dry humped your unconscious dog’s body before running away screaming ‘Green Horny?’

Ok. Wow. Hold on one second and I will patch you through to McGriff The Crime Canine and he will come out with his giant cartoon dog head and flasher type trench coat and resolve this cartoon type problem you are having. Click. Take a Bite Outta Crime.

LINKS

Watch on Netflix (07/02/2020)

https://www.netflix.com/watch/70117699

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0990407/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Hornet_(2011_film)

TWITTER

The Green Hornet (2011) – A man boy and his boy man take on crime in L.A. by becoming criminals themselves! Mind blown. Now make me some coffee.

SHOW NOTES

  • Is this the Bruce Lee one?
  • Weee! My Ken doll looks like a flying hero!
  • The Chauffer is too
  • Tell the major I am insulted!
  • Sent home again…after another school yard fight…I know you miss your mommy
  • Dad is the Sentinel
  • 750 Employees and you have to take care of yourself.
  • Trying doesn’t matter when you always fail?
  • My Ken doll!
  • 20 years later
  • I am very important…to the back of the club!
  • Now sit in one of my very comfortable chairs
  • I’m in charge of all the crime in the city of los angeles. I worked very hard.
  • Chud-Nofs-Ski
  • I got a see thru piano
  • My gun has 2 barrels …that’s not boring. It was very hard to make.
  • Hey you forgot your briefcase
  • Doing it in the the cars…on the cars…fast motion. We out!
  • Slurp-o-Chin-o
  • Dad died of a bee sting
  • Trying doesn’t matter when you always fail
  • Hey! Where is my leaf!
  • Kato…works on his father’s cars and makes the good coffee.
  • Kato made the coffee machine and the coffee
  • Sit with me Kato…tell my your tale.
  • Parents died. Shared life.
  • Shoot the car…
  • Kato is a beer top slinging master
  • Kato is a human swiss army knife.
  • Dad was getting paranoid
  • Chopping dad’s statue head ought to be good.
  • Hey look…it is some street toughs…witness it! Be a hero!
  • He has the spirit of a hero…and a sense morality…Kato has the skills.
  • Is Kato a robot?or just a fighting genius?
  • Head Statue to the shin.
  • Ahhh…I haven’t seen a good car launch in a while.
  • The Green Bee
  • The Green Hornet and Stinger
  • Ego Maniac or Power Maniac
  • You are old. Temp to permanent.
  • Rich Man Boy hooks up with Super Genius Skilled Mechanic guy.
  • Rich man with the plan.
  • What year is this? Car fax. Car Record Player.
  • Those green headlights.
  • Hanging shoes…I think we are in the hood Kato.
  • Business Affected
  • Ha! Daniel is the IT Crowd. Who is Daniel?
  • Smash Meth labs.
  • You so special. You have a gas gun.
  • 11 days hornet gas gun. See you in an hour.
  • Make me coffee is putting him back in his place. It was the gesture that freed him from servitude to brotherhood.
  • If I can’t have her then the boys can hang out. Conflict
  • Easily hurt feelings Crime boss.
  • We got an email.
  • How did he tape that phone to his hairy chest?
  • Ego Maniac like your father.
  • This fight between friends is great. I haven’t seen one this good since They Live.
  • Kato can’t swim….his one weakness.
  • When they are their weakest…give daggers out to everyone a million dollars.
  • Don’t be wearing or driving green.
  • Know what happens when you corner a hornet? You get stung.
  • Sushi Drive USB
  • I recorded this intro on my Sushi USB dummies.
  • Let us get honest. You know Karate.
  • Suicide Door Guns..Awesome
  • 3 Black cars
  • nuchucks were my idea
  • 2011 you couldn’t upload things to the internet from your usb drive recording device.
  • Bag o bombs
  • Is that gas mask? Just for yourself?
  • Paper Roll Robots.
  • I’m un gasable
  • Does the USB only fit in one computer?
  • OMG he didn’t even record anything!
  • Lock vision.
  • Double Dagger Death Eye
  • Fighting the police as much as the bad guys.
  • Ejector Seats. Good Idea.