Motel Hell (1980) – Filmsack Show Notes

Motel Hell (1980)

INTRO

Oh hello, hell… hello… hell.. hello. Oh hell no,

This week on Filmsack we put on our dirty commie hippy sinner clothes for a ride on our motorcycle complete with empty sidecar and our old lady who is a young lady holding loose and head down the dark death highway of the 1980s and right into the friendly arms of the aww shucks small town farmer and his totally not Soylent green processing meat smoker facility and side hustle motel operation with the bad neon sign. Halt Sinners! That includes you preacher Wolf Man Jackin it to the Hustler Magazine.

Hold on a second guys I have to grab my 8 track cassette tape and check on my secret garden full of drugged out humans buried up their heads. Don’t worry I slit their vocal chords so they can’t scream for help. Don’t worry I used my Famous Farmer Smith’s hand sanitizer before I performed the operations. Don’t worry I won’t be slicing them up into bite sized morsels after smoking them in my smoke house. Oh who am I kidding. My entire life is a lie! I’m totally doing all those things. Oh hi bob.

Wolfman Randy can you please explain to me what the hell we just watched. Hisss

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081184/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motel_Hell

TWITTER

Motel Hell (1980) – “Meat’s meat and mans gotta eat.” ha ha ha oh my god and now I have to give up the ghost. #wheresmyjelly

SHOW NOTES

  • I have a bad feeling about this
  • Your O is going out.
  • This neon title card intro is too hot.
  • Loving the music so far…totally late 70s horror.
  • nice watch.
  • Uh oh. This porch sitter is about to go shooting.
  • Walk across the hot sands of your life…sinner!
  • Cozy jammies…and preacher stuff while sucking on your thumb.
  • Aww… the music went to TV trumpets and strings as soon as he hit the No Vacancy lights.
  • Farmer Vincent. Smoked Meats. This is it.
  • Where is obviously, Farmer Vincent going. Duck hunting.
  • Cool motorcycle bro and you got your old lady…oh..it has a sidecar…you ain’t no rebel…why is she not sidecar?
  • Most hilarious motorcycle crash ever. Filthy hippies. Motorcycle accidents are not supposed to be hilarious!
  • Of all the places to crash. Now did he set up a trap? or did he just happen to be at the right place at the right time.
  • She alive man! Blow that reed music!
  • Honey, I found another one!
  • This country vibe is killing me.
  • Open Grannies room! Get the key damnit.
  • She has a lovely singing voice even with toast.
  • This pajama wearing mama is hilarious. Was she a nurse.
  • I’ll fix your little flower for you…but first you have to go outside and get me some goldenseal, comfrey, valerian and plantain….those aren’t even words!
  • That is a nice truck. Shit Farmer Vincent…how you make yo money.
  • Oh goody…Twins.
  • We’d like to continue to enjoy your meats Mr. Smith. mmm…yeah…mmm…meat.
  • Why are your terror twins running around the smoke house un monitored.
  • Look at the various stages of pig part dismemberment! eeeeeek
  • A little souvenir for you station wagon. Did that Farming Fucker put a sticker on my car … he did a terrible job by the way…and then scare the shit out of my twins. So wait…the cure for the hiccups and being scared is being scared?
  • That ain’t no John Deere green tractor. Everything this guy owns has a fresh coat of paint.
  • What is this overgrown vine hut with an 8track tape is this? Is it a secret garden?
  • Is this the secret entrance to the bat cave?
  • Sherriff Good Body…sirens on
  • Guess Who! Let Bruce go. Attack the cop with a clever!
  • You want to see him? Too late…I done buried him. We live in a small town…I can just do that in the graveyard no questions asked.
  • What the heck’s going on here Vince? Ha…little brother sheriff.
  • He gave up the ghost just before dawn.
  • Who gave you permission you could bury him. You see in this county…we can do that.
  • Boris is Russian I am assuming. A Russian Biker…who is not very good.
  • Chew that gum Ida….look at them pony tails.
  • uh…how about you guys not choose what I am going to do with my life after the death of Boris.
  • Suey Suey…chop Suey.
  • Hey Bob. Come on with your spot check. Hey Bob. Make yourself at home in the pig pen bob…cause you are fat! Like a piggie…Suey
  • At this point it is hard not to like Vincent. See ya next month Bob
  • pretty good sound design in this movie.
  • You got to help us help you…
  • The pharaoh’s came from Egypt. Is he quoting the TV preacher.
  • You do have someone. You have yourself.
  • What the hell is Ida eating now. Ida gotta eat
  • Bob is back for a little late night visit.
  • Does Vincent not sleep? Is Vincent a ghost? or the undead?
  • it is a secret garden. with tater sacks…that GURGLE!
  • Now bob…why would you fuck with that wiggling sack! Ahhh is right.
  • That is some creepy ass gurgling.
  • What are the speakers for?
  • What’s for dinner? Bob. “Another Spot Check Bob”
  • Filthy hippies….ok…so Ivan… so this guy is fighting hippie communism.
  • Ok…so confirmed. Vincent is trapping those people with bear traps…cause Russians are synonymous with bears.
  • He gassed them.
  • There is a lot of subtext going on here.
  • Bears and Pigs metaphor
  • Next to that old Chevy we set on fire.
  • Traps give Vincent creative inspiration.
  • Vincent thinks he is doing something important.
  • Gregorian Chants are on the 8 track? Is she Heiling Hitler?
  • That one is a biter
  • So they are slitting their vocal chords.
  • These people have a love for irony and puns.
  • “Plant’em”
  • When I die…I think I want to be planted. thanks…but don’t bring me back to life…no thanks.
  • “Remember, It takes Funny looking critters. To make Farmer Vincent Fritters.” ha ha ha
  • that shot must hurt
  • Cannibals!
  • “No wonder you are famous. How come I have never heard of you before?”
  • If it didn’t move fast enough…granny smoked it.
  • Wait..is this dog? This is a terrible story?
  • “Meat’s meat and mans gotta eat.”
  • Punch to the gut. Don’t you tell my secrets woman!
  • Pork and human.
  • That is one roundish pond.
  • What a weird romantic boat ride right in the middle of your murder/meat.”
  • The Monster that Challenged the World. The movie!
  • Vincent and Ida…planting human beans and slashing throats.
  • You can smoke their tongues…nah..don’t mix with the pork well.
  • They love the planet…population control.
  • You ready to be famous?
  • Leroy Willie Washington…Wolfman Jack!
  • There ain’t no movie….it’s the kissing tree
  • Let’s get that Vega moving too.
  • Benny Hill moment with naked people running.
  • Watching a Drive-in Through Binoculars….yeah…no thanks. Hey pipe that audio through channel 22
  • Cadillac
  • $1500 bucks in 2 days. I wish Ski Season last all year. I think the ski instructor had “you know what”
  • Those cows look fake
  • I don’t dig the vibes here. Are you going to pay for my body work?
  • What is their sin? getting the coochie coos? She has on red pants. Commie! and the other lady is wearing a fur…so obviously Russian
  • Time to make my move….Bruce. Bruce the raping cop.
  • Vincent’s cow trap was not a success.
  • Not 100% sure if little brother is in on the scam…yet.
  • haha…did she just pass out?
  • She didn’t want any Bruce…until Bruce laid down the law…
  • Bruce is such a pig.
  • Over in Grainville
  • Wolfman Jack!
  • Did you turn on the No Vacancy?
  • I can dig it…Jazzy…hippie Frenchie.
  • Handshakes for Bruce.
  • Don’t forget your stretching exercises! Muhahaha
  • oh ok…not just usual sex. Whipping sex. Pretty sure she is not getting her deposit back
  • Eddie…where’s my jelly. Oh just shave already.
  • They are swingers and into S&M
  • They watch the Wolfman Jack and not the preacher man.
  • tie me up old man
  • that doesn’t smell like lauging gas!!
  • Apparently this old man holds sway over the ladies.
  • Uh oh.. those are silver balloons like the twins had.
  • I got to say. I love Ida.
  • What a day for tubing. Haven’t you ever tubed.
  • Ida don’t know how to swim at all…that may come into play.
  • Now we know about Vincent’s other Famous Meats.
  • How many TV preachers are there in this town?
  • Bruce likes the Hustler.
  • Sherriff is that a lude magazine you have in your car there. Ha! he took it from the kids. now the preacher is taking it from him.
  • haha..she is looking at the same Hustler magazine.
  • This was the last 70s movie that came out in the 80s
  • I love Vincent and he is going to be my old man.
  • He is dumb and his pecker don’t work.
  • Pecker Pointer…don’t blow it off.
  • He took that off old grannies hand.
  • This is for my little sister Ida for the hell of it.
  • ha! Her wine is really green…how can you not know it is poison. It is green as green. Oh. he is in on it!
  • Mello heads. Radical Hypno High. Astral Projection past mars to where the people have wings.. Put the space belts on our astronauts. Neck snapping good time.
  • Bruce finally woke up when he stopped chasing tail.
  • That body parts gruel was pretty gross.
  • Uh oh. Terry’s Bo is crawling out of the ground.
  • Torso Meat is the only quality meat…someone thought far too much about this.
  • No Ida…you can’t eat the famous meats.
  • Don’t drown your food Ida
  • Bruce has an Ida blindspot
  • Gonna teach you the finer lessons of meat smoking.
  • Night of the living slit throats…walking like Zombies.
  • That was real spit.
  • Ida is out killed by her own making.
  • Come on girl…haven’t you ever cleaned a fish.
  • I’m not trying to play God. I’m just trying to help out.
  • for over 30 years. Vincent likes his Purell.
  • Bruce is the biggest cannibal in the whole county?
  • It’s locked from the outside? then how you getting out?
  • I guess there is time for one more meat torso.
  • Terry was really into older men. Biker man…then old man Vincent.
  • Oh come Igor/Ivan/Boris guy. You can’t do no better than that?
  • Haha…Vincent went with hog head and chainsaw. Omg! Why did Bruce go melee with his shotgun.
  • Let’s chainsaw battle!
  • What kind of Jedi Pig Powers does Vincent have?
  • Oh they just upped the stakes with moving meat slicer danger.
  • Maybe Vincent does have a brain issue like Bruce said.
  • Who would have suspected Bruce would be the hero.
  • Pretty brilliant really…to have old man Vince wear a hog head while they were fighting.
  • Vince got to die thinking he made a difference.
  • My secret garden
  • My whole life has been a lie.
  • My meats…I used preservatives.
  • Just burn it.
  • He ran away at 12.
  • It is a evil motel.