Alien 3 (1992) – Filmsack Show Notes

INTRO

Oh hi,

This week on Filmsack we are awoken from our deep space cryo-sleep… again… only to find ourselves in our undies….again… being shot up with a heavy dose of being the only dame stranded on a prison planet with a bunch of Double Y Chromos, who think they live in a monastery…oh…that’s new!

“So, This Is Rumor Control, Here Are The Facts.”

Ceiling Xenomorph is watching you masturbate. Stop it. That’s how you get crotch lice. Now, here … use these communicable diseased clippers for the good of public health. What. You guys didn’t see the No Disassembly Bishop cut? Well you missed out.

Speaking on the topic of communicable diseases. If you are going to rape ….and I know you are… please be sure to put on your rape goggles. Anything less is irresponsible and will probably get you a bat to the head. Hell, lets face it…you are probably getting a bat to the head either way.

And finally, if you do get raped and become pregnant, we have free ultrasounds down in the basement that will be performed by a guy with an IQ of 85 and who’s only clothes consists of Weyland Branded Merch Wear. and yes…to answer your question…yes…you are in hell.

Randy, do you trust me? Stay away from the fans.

LINKS

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103644/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_3

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SHOW NOTES

• I sure hope they all had a nice cryosleep after Aliens.
• That Fox is so last century
• Brandywine! The river between the shire and the rest of the world. Be careful where those hairy feet lead you.
• Top Billing Sigourney Weaver.
• Alien to the 3rd power
• Ripley likes a good long space nap.
• Oh no! You must have missed an alien from Aliens.
• Uh oh. Looks like somebody is getting a face huggins.
• This has some old school gothic chanting…in space!
• Feeling pretty good about the lack of space water.
• This escape pod has a smaller escape pod. Ejected!
• Fiorina Fury….The ole Double Y… She only has the no Y.
• Man vs Nature. We are in over our heads. Again.
• Medieval Planet.
• She done got burnt up.
• Ripley in her undies again. Carry me you big bald man
• Ok…that is a lot of jumping bugs….are those all outside?
• She was just a little drowned. She was only a little dead.
• prison planet!
• Dead Hicks! Dead 10 YR Old. This is the part of the movie that everybody everybody lost their shit.
• Weyland! That guy even owns the space prisons.
• She is the luckiest…she is always finding humanity while sleeping.
• Prison Power!
• Rumor control. So here are the facts.
• Dead synth. Oh yeah…this prison planet don’t care for
• I love the peanut gallery responses during the announcement
• I hope someone stabs him on the toilet
• Fury 161! Backwater work prison. What they working on?
• Well which is it…is it a wake up shot or a stabalizer.
• Going to be at least a week before pickup
• We have giant lice. I will get you some clippers…for your area…
• 5000 facility…now down to 25…they are the pilot light keepers
• Toxic Waste
• Ha! He knows her name because she wrote it on the back of her undies.
• I want some Ripley Underoos.
• She drowned in her cryotube! Whyyyy
• She ain’t going to tell them about the Alien possibility. That didn’t work out so well in the past.
• Love this music.
• Is this the same actress that played the child in Aliens? Yes…we want you back…but you will be dead.
• This may be one of the darkest Alien movies yet.
• If there is an alien in there…you might want to tell him. eeeek!
• Lungs where there should be aliens. Ergo…she drowned.
• Double Y Chromos.
• I don’t want Ripples in the water.
• I don’t want no communicable diseases.
• Any Dead Ox is a good Ox.
• I’d give her the look up and down…give her the wink…
• Uh oh…Ox dies suddenly…You about to have an ox stew that is going to eat you. Hey Frank…what’s this?
• Prison Planet Cremation Ceremony. Fun. Meanwhile.
• “Why are the innocent punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the pain? There aren’t any promises. Some get called. Some get saved.” – There is your philosophical question.
• Each seed is a flower…burst…new life…a new beginning…but maybe not how you like. Amen. Hail Xenomorph
• Well that is just the darn cutest Xeonomorph ever.
• Her haircut was a huge thing back in the day.
• Blood eye.
• Golic is crazy and he smells bad. Mmm… Golic…
• I don’t want to hear another word about Golic.
• These prisoners don’t know if they want to be prisoners or Monks
• They found religion to feel like they have control. Easy when you have no temptation.
• They found a nice place to wait. A place to wait on God.
• Started about 5 years ago.
• 2 minders and a medical officer.
• Ripley is like… you think you are horny? You are locked up in here with me. She made the advance.
• In the year 7510…god is coming.
• Spike looks like he smells worse than Golic. Uh Spike…watch out for that fan.
• Ripley is connected to those aliens.
• Don’t agitate the prisoners!
• “When They First Heard About This Thing, It Was ‘Crew Expendable.’ The Next Time They Sent In Marines. They Were Expendable Too. What Makes You Think They’re Gonna’ Care About A Bunch Of Lifers Who Found God At The Ass-End Of Space?”
• Stay away from the fans.
• Did he just lick his fingers after touching whatever the hell that was!?
• The fans were blowing!
• Wandering around without an escort
• Light a candle for murphy. For Thousands!
• “We all have our secrets” – Trope/Theme
• We lie to ourselves and others?
• I found a bishop in the pile…without an escort!
• Hold on a sec…I got to put on my rape goggles. Take off eh…I’ve got to re-educate some of these brothers.
• Cigarette Rally Cry! Kick that cigarette box!
• Oh…I get it now. Golic is an open mouth chewer.
• “Swearing…” He can say shit!
• Is Golic eating cigarettes?
• What the hell is going on in this tunnel. This is the worst dialogue and acting in the movie.
• That ain’t no alien baby! His shit is full grown. I am allowed to say shit. god don’t mind none.
• Also, best scene…Golic running and screaming.
• Ahh yes…the fishhook probe computer hookup. Ain’ technology grand.
• My legs hurt.
• Golic thinks it is always a good time to eat.
• Golic is getting a nice little dinner jacket that ties in the back.
• He’s crazy and a fool…but no liar.
• Tell me about the Dragon.
• The first time they had minor weapons and a bit of tech. The second time it was all out military. The 3rd time is some carving knives.
• Sore throat and sick to her stomach. Damnit…she is full of alien babies.
• No such thing as a perfect human. In an insane world a sane man must appear insane
• Let me give you one of my special cocktails
• Golic is the harbinger of doom.
• He was secretly addicted to Morphine. He killed all the people with a bad prescription. 7 years.
• This movie hates humans.
• The killer appreciates the killer
• Let the circle be unbroken.
• Stop this Raving at once! I must have control.
• Can you say Fuck?
• Ceiling Alien is watching you masturbate.
• 85 is going to be in charge. Where do I know Aaron?
• A Shirley Temple reference. That would be ancient history.
• What 85 is trying to tell you…don’t call me that.
• No ice cream or rubbers…we got shit.
• Torches. Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans.
• Quinitrylcetalin
• His IQ is 85. We are all screwed.
• It is easy to do as you are told.
• We might have gotten paint brush detail.
• Why is everyone suddenly Jamaican.
• There is a lot of talk about how things smell.
• “This is the signal
• Buh…Buh… Boooom
• 85 has a Weyland Hat
• The alien has killed fewer guys than their own stupidity.
• Junior was a good guy? or did he just want to rape that alien.
• How many funerals we gonna have in this movie?
• 85 has the entire Weyland gear.
• Don’t I always give you Cigarettes first…Aren’t I your friend. I love you Moss.
• Golic is an agent of Chaos.
• Now we are treading on the God vs Devil themes.
• 40 below zero. Sun doesn’t come up for 2 days.
• Why did she wait so long to use that scanner in the shit…or at least use it on the kid instead of that autopsy.
• “I think you got one inside of you.”
• Talk about your foreign body phobia
• It is already in me.
• Let’s go straight to hell…aka…the furnace…it is the only way you can beat evil. Fuckin A
• Does the company ever get a hold of the Alien for the BioWeapons division?
• Give me the code Weyland Fanboy!
• It’s nothing personal.
• We are all out of ideas.
• How does she know she is carrying the new queen? I couldn’t tell from that ultrasound.
• It’s just down there in the basement. This whole place is a basement. It’s a metaphor.
• We will be there in 2 hours.
• Don’t be afraid. I’m part of the family.
• Such a relatable horror. Being raped by an alien and having its baby.
• Xenomorphs
• You’ve Been In My life for so long I can’t remember anything else. It’s easy…just do what you do.
• What are those bugs eating to make so many of them.
• Its a queen…and egg layer. suck it.
• No speeches Mr Speacher Preacher
• Quick, easy and painless…he promised a quick easy and painless death.
• Ugh…I don’t like this scene in the big tunnel crossroads… they didn’t get Ripley back to dub that…so they have all this static.
• “They think we are crud…” such harsh language
• This is a Leads Works right.
• Everything happened 5 or 6 years ago.
• Holy squat pants…watching that thing chowing down or whatever it was doing…scary.
• I think I found Vincent. Yooo hooo…hey fuck face.
• Don’t hold the scissors like that.
• What are you doing. Improvising.
• Eeek Eeek…. It’s gone… Ok
• When running as fast as you can ain’t f’ing fast enough.
• If she’s alive…she’s in the furnace…that doesn’t sound right.
• haha…I thought you were the monster…haha…AAAAAh
• Tail whippers…whip whip