Transformers (2007)- Filmsack Show Notes

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This week on Filmsack, we “Go Bots was better” our way over to Paramount Plus for some Sector 7 SCI-FI Action from 2007 that attempts to TRANSFORMERS our opinion about whether we can tolerate 2 hours of WitWicky to get our Michael Bay CGI “REET ROT ROOT” On.  No Sacrifice… No SLO MO Victory.  

Anywho, thank you my fellow ancient alien robots who transform into land based vehicles who’s entire personalities are based on human terrestrial transmissions we received from earth while hiding on the dark side of the moon for at the least the past few decades for meeting me now on the backside of this desert looking building to have a conversation about our next move…. ok.. that is all… Let’s Go Bots…. shit… I mean what’s my phrase.. oh yeah. Roll Out!

Randy, Are you Username … LadiesMan Two One Seven? Your mom would like to speak to you about your masturbation habits. REET ROT ROOT

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BRIEF

“Transformers” (2007) follows the story of Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), a teenager who discovers that his new car, Bumblebee, is actually an Autobot—one of an ancient race of transforming robots from the planet Cybertron. As the Autobots and their enemies, the Decepticons, battle on Earth, Sam finds himself at the center of the conflict, holding the key to the survival of both humanity and the Autobots.

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SHOW NOTES

• Transformative experience
• Paramount proper… forgot how excited I got the first time I saw it… those reet and roots… and now Prime!
• Hasbro Bro… putting the Bro in the Has.. you has bro.
• Before Time Began there was the cube…. where not it comes from… and the cube was lost.
• We lost the damn cube… have you seen the cube? We need that cube!
• But we were already too late.
• Qatar… the middle east… reet rot root.
• BBQ Gators and Crickets at mom’s house…
• Hey you guys remember weekends?… You got a perfect day captain?
• This is michael bay music as hell.
• Laugh? You sure she didn’t just fart?
• From Day to Dusk in a hurry. 
• It is Transforming… shoot it!!
• Michael Bay is so good at this action shit.
• Mr. WhitWhicky.
• People… Responsibility.
• Whitwikieys… explored the article circle.
• Seaman… Quiet Sign…
• This is not show and sell… your grandfather. I take Paypal and Cold Hard Cash.
• Son… I’m going to buy you a car… I need 2 As and 2000 dollars.
• No Sacrifice… No Victory.
• It is a beetle… like the OG.. 
• Sometimes the car picks the driver.
• So these are the facts… 
• Alright Mojo.. with the broke leg… I got the car… now I need the girl.
• Poor puppy… He loved his yard… that is coming back.
• It is his first car… it is supposed to be like that.
• We are at Delta…the highest level.
• Did they pinch that baby?
• I can ride you home…
• I am really into guys with abs and big arms.
• Sam Witwicky.
• This is not a romantic thing I am trying to do.
• Nice headers…I like to go faster…
• My dad is a real grease monkey.
• A boy and his car…. Baby come back…
• I think there is a lot more than meets the eye with you… that was a stupid line…. the best line.
• The president wants some ding dongs darling… red socks president…
• Floor Ding Dong… .. Don’t eat the floor ding dong! Gross!
• Project Iceman.
• You got to cut the hardlines… cut the hardlines.
• We must find LadiesMan.
• My car is batman. Whoever finds this… 
• If they find Busty Beauties under my mattress…they are Randys
• Those are my dog’s pain pills….
• English Dude… English.
• Dirt Scorpion
• Control the intelligence.
• You got 10 back pockets… left cheek… left cheek.
• I don’t know…. man… if you seen this shit.
• Always love Bay’s attention to detail with military shit.
• Paint it…Bring the rain…105s
• I am seeing a theme… Black men have overbearing grandmas.
• 2GB SD Card… in 2007..
• Sector 7… Ice Man… Are you playing those video games again…eeek!
• Satan’s Camaro… it is stalking me!
• She got a vespa?
• To punish and enslave.
• I have been followed here on my mother’s bike.
• Are you Username … LadiesMan217?
• TRUST ME!
• Damnit Barricade.
• Humans can’t even beat the tiny bots.
• I been pants… help
• It’s a robot… probably Japanese.
• 50 years from now when you are looking back at your life… don’t you want to say you you had the guts to get into the car?
• Sit in my lap I got the seat belt…that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move..
• Why does he transform into this piece of crap camaro.
• How about a little flatbed road scanner…
• How do you land on a planet? Not like that.
• This is easily a 100 times cooler than Armageddon.
• Excuse me… are you the tooth fairy?
• My name is Optimus Prime… but you can call us autobots. 
• World Wide Web…
• Bumblebee. is my guardian.
• Why are you hear? Looking of the All Spark… Mega What?
• I think the dogs found Mega Tron… not Whitwiki.
• He took a picture of the glasses and posted them on Ebay… is the resolution so poor they can’t see?
• If you don’t touch these donuts… you are guilty… I ate the whole plate.
• Don’t talk to me criminal.
• Thanks for staying on my path.
• Sleep good handsome man.
• Bad Mojo…
• I didn’t mean to look in my treasure chest.
• You know he will start counting… he’s counting.
• Were you masturbating? You don’t have to call it that word.
• The parents are very irritating.
• Mom has been drinking a little bit.
• We are the gov’t… Sector 7.
• Could you stay off the grass.
• Fourteen Rads… bag him and tag him.
• LadiesMan217
• So what do you kids know about aliens.
• You see this… it is a do whatever I want to badge.
• Gentlemen… I want to introduce you to my friend.. Optimus Prime.
• There are 7 protocols… I can not communicate with you…
• Why is he mad at her… about her record…
• Stop lubricating the man.
• Stupid humans always trying to die.
• Put him in the car with his little friend.
• Freeze ’em … burn ’em.
• He’s my advisor. We all need one.
• I bought a car… turned out to be an alien robot.
• NBE One… Hostile Alien Robutt in the Basement. AKA Megatron.. he is also the source of all of our current technology.
• The First Seven… Damn Hoover… He had the cube.
• All Spark located.
• Barricade recovered.
• Nokia’s Are Nasty… so we made all of our tech based on Megatron… and if you give it the all spark it comes online angry.
• I’m going to count to 5… I’m going to count to 3.
• The cube can transforms as well. Into smaller cube.
• You failed me again StarScream.
• Lets go back to the pre-megatron tech.
• Morse code.
• Rollerblading on the Interstate.
• Optimus Prime don’t play… he decapping bots.
• Where should we take the cube? City Center with max human loses.,.. do it!
• Bumble Bee not doing too good.
• That’s alien… that ain’t friendly.
• I want a Jazz Movie.
• Sam… No matter what happens I am really glad I got in that car with you.
• Run sam… run…
• Humans Don’t Deserve To Live… Then you will die with them… Sounds like they have some past.
• I want a Do the Dew Bot
• Give me the Cube… Boy!!
• He must really be smelly for Megatron to smell him from a block away. Hormones.
• I’ll drive… you shoot.
• Drive better!
• Is it fear or courage that compels you fleshling?
• Oh… so unwise.
• You risked your llfe to save the cube… No sacrifice, no victory.
• Shove the cube into my chest.
• Put the cube in my chest now……. no sam… not in Megatron… Sam killed Megatron… you left me no choice brother…
• Sam.. I owe you my life…
• Awww… Jazz… you are 2 parts dead.
• I wish to stay with the boy..
• Just a sliver of cube left.
• Sam gets the girl and the car.
• We live among its people… hiding in plane sight…waiting… 
• Like us… there is more to them than meets the eye…. To autobots taking refuge in the stars.
• Best end of movie song…
• Some sort of Alien infestation. That is how we know we live in a free land… cause they would say..
• The Arrival of the Autobots and Decepticons: Ancient alien robots on Earth.
• Sam Witwicky’s Journey: From ordinary teenager to key player in an intergalactic war.
• Iconic Transformations: The CGI magic that brings the robots to life.
• Michael Bay’s Direction: Signature style, explosions, and slow-motion shots.
• The AllSpark: The artifact that holds the power to create or destroy.
• Epic Battles: Showdowns between Optimus Prime and Megatron.
• The Human Element: Characters like Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox) and Captain Lennox (Josh Duhamel).
• Soundtrack and Score: The music that fuels the action.
• Humor and Heart: Balancing intense action with lighter moments.
• Nostalgia Factor: Bringing the beloved toy line and animated series to the big screen.
• Special Effects: Pushing the boundaries of what CGI can do.
• Critical Reception: Mixed reviews but undeniable box office success.
• Cultural Impact: The legacy of the Transformers franchise.
• Future of the Series: Sequels, spin-offs, and the continuing story of Cybertron.

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