and welcome to “The” Filmsack. It is kind of like Filmsack but with some tweaks to the formula. Don’t worry…we didn’t change everything…we still all have tiny explosive devices implanted into the base of our skulls in case any of us goes rogue and suggests we watch Catwoman…again. Also a DC Property.
Anywho, recently I made a promise to myself that the next time I sacked a movie, I’d be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would unsubscribe from HBO Max. And killing Joel Kinnaman? Kind of a big dead Flag. Spoilers! and now I’m sad.
Look, I cherish sackable films with all my heart. I don’t care how many directors, producers, and actors we need to sacrifice to get them. Including casting Sylvester Stallone as a CGI Shark. A Rocky Shark…do do do doo do…Rocky Shark…do do doo da do… A Rocky Shark (in the spirit of Mahna Mahna. vs Baby Shark)
Hey Randy. You got a starfish on your face. Starfish is slang for butthole. Any connection? haha! My tiny bullet goes into your tiny bullet.
The Suicide Squad (2021) – I love this movie, it’s like James Gunn is splooging all over us. I probably shouldn’t have tweeted that. #RockyShark
- Daddy’s Little Monster
- Oh…we still doing the explosives in the neck.
- None of the first team has family?
- I am weasel!
- “You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.”
- Hey, guys. Ssorry I’m late. Had to go number two. … was she really going number 2… did nobody else have to go number 2?
- Weasels can’t swim
- TDK All names are letters, d**khead.
- Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there’s any connection?
- Rats..why did it have to be rats.
- Gen z’s are sleepy.
- Everybody in the b team has family except King Shark and Peacemaker.
- Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I’d be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.
- I love the rain, it’s like angels are splooging all over us.
- Welcome to anything.
- I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
- I know why I am carrying the javelin!
- We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton!
- Is that rat waving at me?
- Those little jelly fish guys are colorful and cute. This won’t end well.
- I made my explosives look like you.
- Meanwhile, 8 days earlier, no…right now…no wait…5 minutes from now…Milton! Save me!
- What people?
- My bullet is smaller than yours…it goes inside your bullet like a bullet penis into your bullet vagina. You dead….maybe?