INTRO
Oh hi,
Listen up, cause I’m only telling you this once. I’m not bedtime story guy like Slick Rick from ’88 (and if you get that reference you are old and uncool like me), so pay attention. It’s 2022. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago this humongous Ass came crashing onto Social Media. Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. Direct access to Celebrities thoughts, 24 hour Cable TV, Water by Nestles. Reality hasn’t existed for years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub – so it ain’t all bad. Oh hi Randy
Snip Snip
Anywho, Kangaroo Ice-T and F The W&P on this week’s Filmsack that aims to take us back to the 90s where we witness what happens when a British girl power indie comic meets a neon Mad Maxx post apocalyptic theme in the outback of Australia filmed in the US of A and given a final edit by a prudish movie studio that hates dildos…what could go wrong! Scott says we kill them. Randy says we hump them. Ibbott says … Crumpets and Tea?
OMG what do you think Marsupial Ice-T keeps in his pouch? Randy…that’s a question and a statement.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114614/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Girl_(film)
WHERE TO WATCH as of June 3, 2022
Subs (Filmsack preferred)
Amazon / https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/0LPJYKUDLWKFLQEG4316XSOA3Z/
With Ads
Tubi https://tubitv.com/movies/302258/tank-girl
RedBox https://www.redbox.com/ondemand-movies/tank-girl
PlutoTV https://pluto.tv/en/on-demand/movies/tank-girl-1995-1-1
Tank Girl (1995) – Interspecies Kangaroo Sex and bullet tits. If you are into that sort of thing. this movie might be for you. #I’mSuperIntoIt
SHOW NOTES
- I wonder if Tank Girl wears a Girl Tank?
- Yeah…I already want to buy this original motion picture soundtrack and a handful of the comics.
- Ice T!!!
- Listen up. I am only telling this once. Easy intro.
- “Listen up, cause I’m only telling you this once. I’m not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It’s 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn’t rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub – so it ain’t all bad.”
- No rain in 11 years. 20 people got to squeeze into same bathtub…so it ain’t all bad
- Today is my boyfriend’s birthday.
- Riding an OX
- Tank girl talks like she is reading the dialogue bubbles in the comic
- W&P Water and Power.
- My friends don’t suck up to water and power
- Choir wheel
- Trespassers will be slapped.
- Good to see neon colors made it into the post apocolypse.
- Their base looks like they let PeeWee Herman design it.
- Role reversals…
- Stealing water
- I got a Wanker shirt.
- Doing some role playing.
- I don’t perform well under pressure.
- Tank girl wears a girl tank.
- The wood talks to me…
- Is it real? No one has ever seen your peanut dick either.
- To captain RaDouche!
- Team Rippers
- Ok…so we are essentially doing an 80s plot….the bad guy city planner developer want the kids/orphans/nerds house and will stop at nothing to get it.
- Walk the broken glass.
- It was foolish to walk across a floor of glass. The Captain keeps doing it.
- How efficient….a device that removes all the liquid in your body
- Sargent Small looks like a poor man’s Travolta.
- I am wearing socks on my arms…butts
- You butt smear…what did I say…don’t say butt smear.
- Snip Snip.
- Where did he get those Google Goggles.
- Water and Power…hands in the air.
- This is some Matrix Music.
- Don’t you know you shouldn’t own animals…there is a water shortage…spit…there is your water.
- Water and Power is a little too corrupt.
- Hot Oil, Vacuum Attachments.
- Hey…what time is it? I don’t want to miss Baywatch
- Got to recycle them body fluids
- Dirt shower
- Is this how she got her super power? She found a tank.
- Just a little cyanide gas is all.
- The tank is sad…glad…
- My My…she will be fun to break.
- Do you want to work for Water and Power?
- The tub gets smaller and smaller….goodbye….I close my tiny mirror portal. Time for a flashback of horror!
- This music is all over the place. Now I am listening to some Mad Max shit.
- I win.
- Go check out these sub gates in the ground. TREMORS!!
- You take the tank? Are you sure?
- That guy is a robutt!
- Time for Tank practice.
- I need one of those new Nestle Human Water Sucker devices
- This is like a Neon Max Maxx.
- Spectrum Analyzer Liar…. Liar.
- This movie is totally a music video…This is like a light romp of Sucker Punch
- Time to shave all inappropriate hair.
- Speed Dress scene.
- Purple Lady in a box…if you followed the directions…
- Cameo!
- The Clapper…that is what you get…Ball blades to the hand.
- Lock up you sons.
- Snip Snip
- Cole Porter … Spring… Spring. Birds do it…let’s do it…. lets fall in love.
- This movie somewhat wants to be Rocky Horror Picture show / Mad Maxx /
- Damnit Sam!
- Nitro Dioxide bath
- Hey Quasimodo guy…we are hungry in here
- I have 2 words for you… Brush your teeth!
- What is up with the dog people.
- Ice T is a dog. Booger…try not to speak.
- $2.15 cents…is how much they paid us to spy on you.
- All in favor of Krumpets and Tea… …oh… they are Kangaroos.
- Totally negatory.
- The army wanted to build the ultimate warrior…with Kangaroos.
- Let’s go see Johnny Profit.
- Making Sea water so you can drink it.
- So is his head the only part that is a hologram?
- Say it…Say it… I won
- Kangaroo Sex and bullet tits
