INTRO
Oh hi,
This week on Filmsack we do our best to avoid direct eye contact with Amazon Prime as to not challenge its dominance and end up getting sucked into the cloud as we watch a 20/22 scifi/horror film where we scream like we are on some sort of sky roller coaster that runs on horse meat and nopes. Hey stay out of my pocket Amazon! That metal coinage is mine! Not for Jeff Bezo to throw back at earth as he laughs maniacally and flies away in his Space Ship to Mars laughing and killing my Pa in the process with a hot fast coin to the head. Yeee haaa ya space cowboy hat looking mofo and don’t come back. Hey! You forgot Elon!
Anywho, I wrote my intro under duress this week with my new found fear of flying cryptids swooping down and pouching me in their cryptid cheeks for a snack at a more convenient time while I scream to the negative. No sir. Absolutely not. By no means. and Naaaay. I’m not looking for … nor hanging around for … sky death. … but…still…maybe I should just peek my head outside and take just a little look…that can’t hurt right…just a little … and I’m dead.
Randy, you know the drill. Delete my cryptid porn searches… like “Sky Vaginas” and “Lipless Ladies Kissing” and “Big Foot Fetish.” I’m one sick dude.
BRIEF
A man and his sister discover something sinister in the skies above their California horse ranch, while the owner of a nearby theme park tries to profit from the mysterious, otherworldly phenomenon.
Rated : R
2022 ‧ Horror/Sci-fi ‧ 2h 10m
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10954984/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nope_(film)
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nope
TVTropes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/nope
WHERE TO WATCH
Amazon Prime – www.amazon.com/Nope-Daniel-Kaluuya/dp/B0B8V71GPC/
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nope
TRAILER/CLIPS
Nope (2022) – Like getting your lips ripped off by a monkey/ape/chimp…you are going to see that and go ‘note.’ #CauseNoLips
SHOW NOTES
- That shoe is stanking up on its own.
- Meanwhile on a sitcom with a crazy ape that went crazy…regrets were had.
- Missing hikers….
- Horses…why did it have to be horses.
- Horsey-go-Round.
- You know they are going to bring us back to the sequel.
- “You good?”…”you good?”
- Flip phone out in the middle of nowhere.
- Oh man…it came from the sky
- Name the horses? Kids?
- Nickle back? Nickles and other shit from the sky.
- Good if we are selling a horse’s ass.
- OJ the horse trainer and we just put him on the spot. I think my sister is going to be here in a minute. WE are animal wranglers. – Safety Meeting.
- Haywood Hollywood Horses.
- 2 second clip of a blackman on a horse.
- Great Great Great Grandfather. Since the picture could move we have had skin in the game.
- Daddy is dead by some falling debris out in the middle of nowhere.
- Jupiter Claims…
- Photobomb this well pic.
- Put some orange tape x’s on my horse.
- You sold 10 of pop’s horses?
- Welcome to my house of Memo
- Gordy’s Home incident.. The monkey went crazy or some shit.
- I usually charge for this.
- We invented the fist explosion.
- Gordy’s birthday. 6 minutes and 13 seconds of pure havoc.
- Chris Kattan plays that monkey character on SNL
- So he was the kid on the show?
- Lil Sis Vape Face
- Let’s look in Dad’s stash…
- Remember Jean Jacket…now I have issues. The horse. Watching y’all train MY HORSE.
- We named the horse Ghost
- Your loud ass music ran off the horse “Hey…where he going?”
- What is the word for a bad miracle? Nope
- Yeah like Oprah for instance.
- 100k for evidence of UFO…the Oprah shot.
- You aren’t going to be able to do it…ok…you are in a ufo hotspot – Tech Team… how did Frys feel about this.
- Horse shit and Fresh Air
- Don’t do that…don’t yell.
- UAPs…not UFOs – They changed the name.
- What are the aliens? Ancient Aliens…history channel…watch that shit.
- Know where I can find me a couple of big strong fellas.
- We setting up a decoy for training.
- Long distance thumbs up.
- Clover:
- and that is when you say the name of the movie….NOPE
- They trying to prank Haywood?
- It’s in the cloud!!
- Run OJ Run!!
- You like sour patch kids you dumb ass praying mantis.
- Stupid praying Mantis
- I got to get up early anyways…I got mouths to feed.
- Some animals ain’t fit to be trained.
- Horse girl and horse boy.
- Cinematography.
- Realty…Documentary.
- We are looking for the impossible shot…that is impossible.
- Just watching some crabs go at it.
- This is a dream you are chasing. all eyes on you. the dream you never wake up from.
- The cloud that doesn’t move. Looking at the same damn cloud for 6 months.
- It’s good…but it ain’t it…it ain’t Oprah.
- What if it is not a ship.
- Gordy: animals stories.
- Balloon pop…monkey go pop
- Lucky: This horse poop has a note in it.
- What if I told you…in about an hour..you will leave here different. For the last 6 months…
- Alien species called “The viewers.’
- The Star Lasso Experience.
- Like a pig on the Sherriff’s office.
- You don’t have to go home…but you can’t stay here.
- Out Yonder.
- Ripped her lips off.
- You fed us a decoy…we eat you.
- It’s alive and territorial it thinks this is its home.
- Screaming like a roller coaster.
- Hiding like the kid did from the monkey.
- It is shitting out the leftover metal it can’t eat.
- Don’t look directly in the eyes.
- Every animals got its rules
- Always some shit to do.
- There’s a wheel chair on your roof.
- ETs in the sky.
- Didn’t I tell you this boy was going to come up here with a camera with no power.
- Thimble…that is what I wanted anyway.
- Anything with Spirit can get broke.
- Purple People eater song lyrics. He was a one eyed. one horned. flying purple people eater…sure looks strange to me.
- Crank that camera boy
- so yeah fucking over.
- Don’t die trying to save this guy.
- it is like a giant sting ray.
- It looks like a popped balloon
- Winking Well o Winking Well
- It was a flying butterflyish thing
