[oooh…yes I’ve made some poor life choices that’s for sure Scott]
[Hey, you done with that soda? Mind if I dip my comb in it. Thanks!]
Yes, this is Spielberg. What am I doing right now? Well ‘m just sitting here chilling and eating some fried chicken with my good buddies George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy like we do every Saturday night.
What’s that? Do we want to do another Indiana Jones film? Nah…I don’t think so…..wait…hold on. George is handing me something something he wrote on the inside of an empty KFC Family Meal Sized Chicken Bucket. Oh it’s really greasy….and now I can see that it is an outline for Indiana Jones 4….
So…maybe…I mean I don’t think we can top the first 3 movies. Those movies had Nazi Face Melting Arks and Stolen Power stones in the hands of a mad Voodoo Heart Doctor and then that one with the cup of everlasting life with the caveat of having to live alone forever in a cave full of cups you can’t drink from….
but I’m sure we could come up with something…
Uh oh…Hold on..George is ransacking the fridge…. hey George stop throwing all my food on the floor ya freak..nooo… don’t crawl in there…… and now he shut the door. Alright, looks like I’ll have to get back to you on this Harrison. Capital Idea old boy. Highest Marks! Gotta go.
Hey, Kathleen grab that prop E.T. finger over there and let’s see if we can prod George to open that fridge…ah crap..look out. He’s got the poison darts I keep in the fridge.
DROP DEAD GEORGE! SORRY, I MEANT DROP DEAD, TURTLENECK.
Directed by Steven Spielberg. With Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia LaBeouf, Karen Allen. In 1957, archaeologist and adventurer Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. is called back into action and becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a 2008 American action- adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and the fourth installment in the Indiana Jones series. Released nineteen years after the previous film, the film is set in 1957, pitting Indiana Jones ( Harrison Ford) against Soviet agents-led by Irina Spalko ( Cate Blanchett)-searching for a telepathic crystal skull.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) – and I’m out of characters…wait…If reacting is acting…then Spielberg captured all of that and a greasy LaBeouf.
Them kids and their V8 hotrod ain’t up to no good.
Elvis is a hound-dog…eating peanut butter sandwiches all the time.
ahhh…some weapons testing going on today.
Them is Ruskies!
Who dat in the trunk…
ahhh…we know who dat is. Nice use of silhouettes Spielberg. so icon. GET YOUR HAT before I staple it to your hand Indy.
Great transitions Spielberg. RUSSIANS!
We were younger…we had guns…- indy
Always loved the Indy punch sounds
Mack and Indy were in Mexico digging in the dirt looking for this stuff. Now in Nevada
“I’m sorry…I meant drop dead comrade.”
Irina thinks she is psychic.
10 years prior…1947…where does that fall in the Indy time-line?
Magnetic box…let’s go find it…gunpowder points the way.
If reacting is acting…then Spielberg captured all of that.
Spielberg is great at noir type lighting
“You don’t know him…You don’t know him….you don’t know hiiiim” -Mack
The red scare? 1957
I need a picture of Sean Connery looking off into space on my desk.
Enter LaBeouf on a motorcycle.
Hey old man!?
LaBeouf just dipped his comb in the soda on the next table over.