INTRO
oh hi,
Listen…as a fellow Bounty Hunter of Souls and Burning Skull Brother….are you thinking what I’m thinking….Bonehead Road Trip! High Five!
Ok, so I’ve plugged the route into the GPS of the damned and it says Hell on Earth is a mere 666 miles from here… hmmm..I thought we were already in Texas…Anywho, Flame on! Oh! Mustache Fire..Puh puh. I’m good..I’m good…let’s roll!
Alright, so I was thinking when we get there we should stick to the shadows because you will “face off” with some demons and as we all know; demons are notoriously night blind. So we should flame off when we get there. But heads up. I can’t flame on again because I flamed on for the last time for this Boneheaded Road Trip.
What’s that? Why didn’t I just ride with you and save my final flame on to help you fight the demons instead. Hmm…well that would have been smart…but we don’t have the budget for smart. No I don’t want any Jellies. Now get off your handlebars. No, that’s not how legends are born.
I should have just stayed home and tended my cemetery.
LINKS
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(2007_film)
Ghost Rider (2007) – I’m gonna own this curse and watch it again. This is how Legends Are Born. #Hellementals
SHOW NOTES
- That guy’s skull is on fire
- It’s said that the West was built on Legends, tall tales that help us make sense of things too great or too terrifying to believe. This is the legend of….
- Every generation has one. Collecting on the devil’s deals.
- Worth 1000 evil souls!!
- See ya chump! I’m out! on my burning horse!
- The thing about Legends is…sometimes….they are true!
- The Amazing, Blazing.. [Rock Music]
- Barton and Johnny Blaze
- Huh, hotshot…huh…huh…cough cough. Hotshot…Wheelchair.
- What! Roxie is leaving…but she just got here!
- Wait..Barton Blaze…his dad’s name is Barton Blaze…aight.
- Everybody in this movie has a younger self.
- Smokes gonna kill ya! What kind of shit sends someone a letter telling them they have terminal lung cancer.
- Greatest show on earth? What you want Barnum?
- One devil of a shadow.
- Don’t worry about the how? Always worry about the how!
- Take my soul? Get out mister.
- Gimmie that goat pen!
- That is not how contracts work…well..maybe with the devil.
- You don’t sound healthy as a horse…how long do you get to be healthy as a horse? Oh…not long eh…deal with the devil get the horns.
- Meanwhile…at the crossroads…Why does the devil like the crossroads?
- Punch the devil!
- I don’t want to forget about friends, family and love! What about Pizza? Can I remember Pizza?
- I’m cursed baby…it’s raining outside and I’m cursed.
- Johnny Blaze did not age well.
- “You can’t live in fear.” CRAZY TRAIN
- Forget about love…but sex…you can have all of that.
- holy poop hounds…that looked painful. Off the rails of the crazy train indeed.
- Ozzy…now ZZ Top…
- Welcome to Texas? Why is he going to hell already.
- The Johnny Blaze video game.
- Alcohol gives me nightmares…but Jelly Beans?…yummy
- Howler Monkey special on Discovery channel…Blaze is the only one… Put on the Monkey Show.
- Length of a football field.
- Mack has a dog named lucky.
- Rain to Fire! Typical Texas weather.
- You never want to go to a border town bar at midnight.
- Angels only…Hell’s angels….finger to the chest…slurp.
- Isn’t that the actor who played baby johnny?
- Now we are onto the Carpenters…
- No lock on the lift?
- Johnny Blaze finds chimps fascinating.
- Are there only red and yellow jellies?
- Promise you will take the cars out.
- What crappy cable does GhostRider have? Martial Art Chimps…and old school skeleton cartoons.
- Bad guy can smell fear. Looking for Gressil Earth. Wallow…so the 3 elements…Wind is here…Abigor.
- Take over the world… Mephistopheles…don’t say that name
- Johnny Blaze Leap of death! No cars…screw it no cars…
- So on the outside everyone is rock….in Johnny’s head it’s Carpenters.
- Coffee from the pot.
- “You can’t live in fear.”
- 300 feet!
- Johnny watches a lot of TV
- 20 years after Barton’s death…
- uh….yeah…
- Roxanne Roxanne…I wanna be your man.
- Roxanne don’t like watching him jump
- Roxanne is the sign…she didn’t get married.
- No cars…Helicopters
- Helicopters cause my dad thought it would be cool.
- enough NOS to make it…scurch!
- George Thorogooof
- Stuart is a goober.
- Howdy…Howdy Howdy Howdy
- Eye-Talian…You still like Eye-Talian
- She’s a lady of chance…shake the 8-ball.
- Face my rider!
- Johnny gonna stand Roxie up. Not a good plan. Face my rider.
- Now we need you to point. Good pointing!
- Find the one known as BlackHeart
- Burning Asphalt
- Welcome to Texas
- Things burst into flames when the Rider Passes by.
- The cemetery is a train yard now.
- Saint Michael’s church has taken the bodies.
- From rock to Gothic music
- Burning makes me laugh! Muhahahah
- Slow clap…way to burst into flames.
- The kid’s name is BlackHeart
- Thanks for the chain.
- Dirt Bag..is he the dirt guy? clever
- Sorry, all out of mercy
- Bone daddy needs to convert his bike to bone bike.
- Look into my eyes…see your sin…feel the pain.
- Is that dude still alive?
- That bike does’t growl as much as it snorts
- It’s exhausting being the rider. and thirsty work.
- He drove to dad’s grave.
- Morning Bonehead.
- Carter Slade tombstone
- Broken Spoke biker bar.
- The Rider is the Devil’s Bounty Hunter sent to track down anyone who has escaped from hell.
- Normal by day…Rider by night.
- The Penance Stare…the rider’s greatest weapon.
- The Hidden – Fallen Angels hiding in the elements waiting for apocalypse
- Amy…from Pitch Perfect.
- Roxanne Simpson…
- You are just a Carny…
- That time Nick Cage was ripped.
- Buh-luh-luh
- End of Days…we need to watch that.
- The Host can gain control of the possession spirit through concentration of the fire element within man.
- Books in movies that are odd will sometimes be read backwards.
- Neighbor Bill with the Hibachi…it smells like fire.
- You wouldn’t believe me…Tell me…I can take it…no…I can’t take it.
- Jack Dolan and Officer Edwards
- He watches a lot of TV.
- He wants to be a motorcycle policeman.
- Don’t put him in with baddies!
- Man…those Texas prisoners are real shits
- He kind of does the hulk scream.
- You’re locked in here with me.
- You…innocent
- Hallowed ground…not in that church.
- Hold it…let me baton you to the jaw – cop
- Rage! Garage
- “Raise no more devils than you can lay down.” old saying
- Suck it coppers! I can tread water
- “The suspect is going up….”
- The Yee-Haw was probably unnecessary
- You can not catch the wind….unless the wind is stupid enough to stay stationary.
- You don’t watch TV? What’s the matter with you Sam Elliot!
- He was a Texas Ranger…but got greedy…waiting on the gallows. Traded freedom for the soul.
- I don’t think a Dare Devil would suffer his public image by being arrested.
- They killed his buddy MACK!
- No soul to burn…Penance stare
- You sold your soul for love…the right reason
- What! 2 Riders! Can you keep up for one last ride?
- He could only change one more time. Riders always looking for a second chance.
- You mean he wasted his last chance on a road trip with Blaze Cage and why did he change back!
- Why you ride in the water..knowing you got to fight the water demon. Boiled him
- You broke your deal rider
- Dirt fire ball to the back.
- ouch..back breaker
- souls of 1000
- Oh wait…I didn’t know you were going to all enter me! I take it back…forget the contract.
- Uh oh…his name is Legion…that is the end
- He couldn’t beat him when he was 1…how he gonna beat him as 1000 in 1
- uh oh…them souls are reconstituting
- don’t watch…do the thing.
- Souls to burn…like a starter log..feel their pain.
- blink!
- I’m gonna own this curse…The Spirit of Vengeance. Part 2
- They ended up back at the same tree they started their love?
- This is how Legends Are Born.
- These credits are fire!
