INTRO
Oh hi,
This week on Filmsack we can’t Bear to wait even one more minute to defy Nancy Reagan’s 1980s era mandate about drug use and we head over to The Peacock to fry our brains like an egg cracked into a hot pan of 2023 Comedy Cocaine Thrills and Kills that everyone has been pressuring us to consume. No you can’t make us…no…I said no…ok…maybe just one little snort so you will shut up…and now I’m naked in the woods shitting next to a coked up bear. I knew this would happen. Please pass the Charmin?
Anywho, If I had to choose between death by a coked up bear chomping at the most sensitive parts of my cargo shorts or getting dragged down the street face first strapped to a gurney while running from a coked up bear I think I would go with getting shot in the back of the head by a park ranger while blissfully watching a coked up bear on the front porch. Ahhhh, She’s strong to the finish cause she snorts the coke laced spinach…she’s Momma the Coked up Bear. WAIT SHE AIN’T DEAD! RUN LIOTTA THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST MOVIE! Don’t do drugs.
Randy, Lizards are good listeners…but people are good at hearing. What’s that now?
BRIEF
After a 500-pound black bear consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage, an eccentric gathering of cops, criminals, tourists, and teenagers assemble in a Georgia forest.
Rated : R
2023 ‧ Thriller/Comedy ‧ 1h 35m
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cocaine_bear
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/CocaineBear
WHERE TO WATCH
Paramount Plus – https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/asset/movies/cocaine-bear/6b47f2c0-a62c-3d7b-ba2b-da75ad658d8d
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cocaine-bear
TRAILER/CLIPS
Cocaine Bear (2023) – If it is black…fight back…if it is brown lay down..if it is yellow let it mellow…#don’tdodrugs
SHOW NOTES
- Don’t do drugs
- Time to exit this plane high on drugs…
- Is this plane high or is it just me?
- Drug Plane…Based on true events.
- Black Bears are not motivated…when they do attack it is best to fight – wikipedia.
- Meanwhile in Georgia 1985.
- I want to make a child with that person….you know what I thought when I first saw you?
- Boy’s name? Texas?
- I don’t want to you use your brother’s band….for the wedding. Olaf..why you so sensitive?
- To the heights of Georgia?
- Humpback in Iceland…now this…we have such good luck in nature.
- This bear is fighting this tree..demented bear…nothing to be afraid of Christopher.
- If it is black…fight back…if it is brown lay down….whatever you do … don’t run.
- See ya later baby….
- This is drugs…this is your brain on drugs…it isn’t glamorous…like putting a gun in your mouth.
- Knoxville Tenn… more than 70 pounds of cocaine in a duffle bag.
- Andrew C Morton…what does the C stand for? Cocaine!
- Bluegrass conspiracy..
- Border Collie..that’s a cool dog. Did he play fetch? That’s just awesome..
- Meanwhile down at the mall.
- Chatahoochie.
- Grandpa Liotta
- It was the 80s…everybody had a band.
- Cop with a dog. Some drug dealers…one dealing with a loss.
- Dog in a box…you said you were good at dogs.
- I’m not ditching for attention…I just want to paint the waterfall.
- Secret Falls.
- Baby Blue Pacer…Smokey The Bear.
- You got to dust the beaver here ranger…well yeah…I’m working on that.
- I can’t do cocaine while exercising. Now knife me.
- you eat it…like a tablespoon. This tastes like shit… this ain’t the shit I normally do!
- A deer on cocaine..
- Joanie…
- Our friends…animals…he doesn’t like to call them animals.
- Gang of Pubes are dangerous…
- Punks in the Parks.
- Drug dealers…punks..run-away kids.
- Stabbed in the back in the toilet by some park punks.
- The one that stabbed me might be dead.
- Where is this energy coming from bud?
- Between 2 Toilets.. under the gazebo.
- I prefer we left guns out of this.
- Getting stabbed sucks.
- There is something wrong with this bear.
- Bears can’t climb trees…of course they can…then why are you up here.
- Does a bear do cocaine in the woods and then shit in said woods?
- That bear likes to eats.
- Bear expert.
- oops I missed…that’s a fucking bear.
- some die by the bear…some die by the park ranger.
- The guessing game that never ends…is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes…
- Road rash to the face. I just can’t get enough. Cocaine.
- Rocky and Joe are dead.
- Lizards are good listeners…but people are good at hearing.
- Meanwhile at the gazebo.
- Can I say something without you getting angry with me…
- Can you grab my 2 fingers for me. Just hold onto those.
- I can’t shit in front of people. I like to shit in peace.
- I’m not falling for none of your…
- I’m covered up in bear.
- Devil Bear.
- The bear is a girl…because its vagina is on my ear.
- Should we shoot her…no…let’s see what kind of effect that has on her.
- We had a truce….
- Do I look like Daddy Day care center to you?
- He gave my wife cancer.
- The Cop and the Bear and the Drug Dealer and the Park Punks and the Ranger and the ambulance worker and the single mom and the kid and the traitor cop.
- Apex Predator..high on Cocaine and you are going towards it.
- Will Olaf survive?
- Baby Cocaine Bears look like polar bears…why do Bears like Cocaine?
- Henry and his durn wrestling belt.
- Love the Nature’s Wonder scene at the Waterfall…big music…amazing shots…load effects…immersive.
- Olaf met a bad end.
- My favorite Jersey…nooo
- Bricks o’ Coke. Dope. Blow. Ice. Snow.
- You all got sand in your pussies.
- Momma Bear…
- I am taking the fucking children home…momma bear.
- I’m Henry and I am so fucking tired.
