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This week on filmsack …hey..what was that…hmm.. this week on filmsack we…shhh…there it goes again… this week on film…. aha! ahhh nothing… ok. This week on Filmsack we find it mere CHILD’S PLAY to call upon our misappropriated Big City VooDoo magic while dying after getting shot so as to transfer our souls into the creepy toy doll of HBO Max – Max for a jump-scare good time when we put on our footy-pajamas and snuggle under the blankets with a half a tub of butter and a bowl of diabetes flakes to watch this Revenge/Horror from 1988. Rated R for Really…your doll killed Aunt Maggie? Really… I don’t believe you… DRIVE’S SIDE UNDER THE SEAT CROTCH STAB! Hallelujah! I’m a believer!
Anywho, I recently ordered a few birthday presents from BackAlleyPeddlerCart.com aka Temu where the refund policy may or may involve attempted rape by a mouth full of bad teeth. So, let’s see what we got.. oh…it’s a slightly shot up Lakeshore Strangler figurine … with tiny hands and a gun…how off brand for a strangler. Speaking of off brand…What else we got…ahh…a box of disappointment… it’s an 1980s era boy’s toy tool box with a real f’ing hammer to weaponize the fatherless kid who asked for something else entirely… but grandma is on a fixed income so she got this instead. ..thanks grandma. no really… love you and miss you. oh! and finally, it’s an easy to reach box of matches to burn all this shit. I SAID NO REFUND!
Randy, Let’s play hooky from school and sneak off for a train ride to the bad side of town where we can pee in the snow and take revenge. CHUCKY CHUCKY
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BRIEF
Gunned down by Detective Mike Norris (Chris Sarandon), dying murderer Charles Lee Ray (Brad Dourif) uses black magic to put his soul inside a doll named Chucky — which Karen Barclay (Catherine Hicks) then buys for her young son, Andy (Alex Vincent). When Chucky kills Andy’s baby sitter, the boy realizes the doll is alive and tries to warn people, but he’s institutionalized. Now Karen must convince the detective of the murderous doll’s intentions, before Andy becomes Chucky’s next victim.
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094862/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child%27s_Play_(1988_film)
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/childs_play
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/ChildsPlay1988
WHERE TO WATCH
HBO Max – https://play.max.com/movie/93131fdf-51a7-4a68-9db2-3450c21a9bf2
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/childs-play-1988
TRAILER/CLIPS
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Child’s Play (1988) – I’m starting to think this Good Guy Doll is actually Bad. Like DRIVER’S SIDE UNDER THE SEAT CROTCH STAB.
SHOW NOTES
- Why this is like Child’s Play
- MGM and UA…this must be quality.
- Better string and drums than I remember…
- I got the strangler!! But he’s got a gun…who gave the strangler a gun…and why don’t he just do that.
- Strangler has a van partner…
- Quick…duck into this toy story…this is my toy story.
- Give it up Ray…it’s over…well that seems a bit premature.
- All caps in that title…except… the i… there is no upper case i in Child’s Play.
- Time to get serious…time to get rid of these gloves.
- Power Play Hockey!! I miss the toy stores of my youth.
- Brad Doriff is dying…and he is going to get you…and Eddie…no matter what…damnit Eddie…Fast eddie.
- These dolls are good guys…you are a bad guy…
- He wants YOU for a friend.
- Give me the power…I beg of you.
- This strangler has a backstory… he brings forth the power…
- noooo…not the toys! Won’t somebody please think of the toys!
- Skee Balls
- I’m dying…just gonna transfer my spirit into this doll.
- The Good Guy Cartoon… happy birthday!
- Too bad…I saw this one…
- This kid making his own toast and good guy cereal…hey…you want cereal with that sugar.
- A very important good guy message just for you…
- 3 sentences…right Oscar…Hi-dee ho…
- Holy hell…no kid has ever put that much butter on toast.
- oh my gawd…that was for mommy..
- Mommy…wake up… wake up single parent momma.
- It’s only 6:30…get up…it’s a beautiful day outside…you want my burnt toast and tub of butter?
- Why didn’t he just possess the life size Chucky Mascot on TV.
- Oh…did you think this was a good present…sorry…just boring old clothes.
- You get a tool chest…grow up kid…go fix the plumbing.
- There is a peddler behind the store with the $100 dollar doll you were looking for…with a shopping cart… thanks rotten teeth peddler I think I dated once…steal this.
- Good Guys are on TV
- This giant Good Guy shaped box isn’t groceries.
- Hi…I’m Chucky…and I’m your friend until the end… THE EEEEEND
- Eddie escaped!
- Hey Chucky…you’re not watching me.
- Aunt Maggie!! Chucky wants to watch the 9 o’clock news…hey lady…that’s my arm!!
- Chucky is hard of hearing…got that TV on blast.
- The only news is Eddie news…
- Do you ever just want to sit down in the near dark and read a good book but you can’t cause all you hear is little shuffly fast feet running around the apartment…gotta check it out!!
- Turn the lights on? No thanks..I think I will wait until I am screaming.
- F’ing phone giving me the shit scares
- I got a bit of the Alone at Night Willies..and squeelies
- This good guy hammer is real as phook
- It’s hammer time.
- If I have learned anything from horror movies; it is that anything above the 6th floor in an apartment complex has the thinnest windows.
- What the hell is that cop doing reading my paper
- Where is Maggie…she had an accident…it was bad.
- She fell from your kitchen window…who is going to cover her shift.
- Very small footprints…of a gun…a cowboy hat…some tools…what is this…some kind of boys shoes.
- Mommy mommy…I know who was on the kitchen counter running around in the flour.
- A spirited lady.
- This is the only detective in town.
- I’m starting to think this is a Bad Guy Doll
- Sent down from Heaven by Daddy to play with me…well that explains it.
- That aunt Maggie was a real bitch and she got what she deserved….Chucky said it…not me.
- Chucky is alive.
- I don’t need you anymore mommy…I got Chucky
- Head turn and Slow side eye…
- Hi, I like to be hugged!
- A doll has got to sleep.
- You can’t take that doll as big as you to school! You gonna get beat up…nevermind…a bunch of kids are doing it.
- Hi, I’m Chucky…let’s play hooky from school and take a train to the bad side of town.
- haha…shakedown at the train station… pretty sure he said…bitch where is my money.
- Stay here…I have to go tinkle…you know…make the yellow snow…don’t move.
- Chucky’s got a gun!! I have yet to see him fall back on strangling.
- I’m starting to think this Good Guy Doll is bad, guy.
- Eddie’s got a gun…run towards the gun sounds kid.
- Chuuuucky.
- Eddie…you can’t shoot gas man….I sure hope Chucky made it out alright.
- Detective Morris always knows the deal before his mom.
- You hear that Chucky…they are taking me away unless you say something….gut slug. He told me to never tell or he would kill me.
- Looks like you are my new kid Chucky.
- Say something you little bastard…damnit…I like to be hugged.
- 2 Size D Batteries!!! WTF!! I knew I shouldn’t have bought a doll in a back alley deal with a guy pushing a shopping cart.
- Now to just see if you got the batteries…Awww fuck!
- Hi I’m Chucky…want to play?
- I think I can take him…but he is a fast roller.
- Maybe if I poke him and jiggle him around.
- Come on talk…I’ll make you talk. It’s the fire for you.
- You stupid bitch…I’ll teach you to fuck with me…doll bites!!
- Chucky is on the loose! Taking the elevator.
- When the batteries fell out…he ain’t got no batteries…
- lying is not going to help.
- I’m going to go ask for my money back from that peddler…peddler of satan.
- Have you seen the bad tooth peddler? noooo
- a lot of head shaking peddlers.
- I don’t want no trouble lady..
- That all you got…that not all you got…
- Charles Lee Ray…
- Walbash and Van Buren… struck by lightening on the night he died.
- I am Detective “go home and get some sleep lady.”
- The horror of nobody believes me.
- I’m a loose end…you don’t like those.
- Good night Mrs. Barkley
- Chucky keeps making a believer out of these people
- You can only see one things at a time.
- Killed by my own jumper cables!
- Chucky dolls feel pain.
- Why that back stabbing little doll…that is actually terrifying…the scariest shit…trying to drive while someone is stabbing your seat.
- Hiya Micky! It won’t do you any good..you can’t hurt me…except you just did.
- Seeing is believing. Chucky making believers out of them all.
- Not only was he a student of the occult…he was a pretty great mural artist…man he should have channeled his video energy better.
- Damballa…thank you.
- Don’t sneak up on a Karen asshole.
- Ray’s Nick name was Chucky…and he hung out with the vodoo man. John
- The GriGri Work
- You are turning human…the more time you spend in that body…the more human you become.
- Because you are an abomination. You learned all I taught you for evil!!
- Broken Voodoo Man.
- You have to transfer your essence to the first person who knew you were alive.
- I have a date with a 6 year old boy….creepy Chucky…Creepy.
- Must save the boy…must get his soul…like into the doll…must stop him. Kill him before he can say it.
- Kill his heart…it is almost human…through the heart!
- Chucky travels pretty good for a doll.
- They locked this kid up in a crazy ward room
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