INTRO
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Oh hi,
Anywho,
Randy,
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BRIEF
Professional thief Sam Quint is hired by the government to steal evidence from a crooked corporation. When things go sideways, he hides the evidence inside an experimental supercar called the Black Moon – shortly before a professional car thief steals the car. Now Quint has to steal the stolen car before the people he originally stole from catch up with him.
1986 | Rated R | Action / Crime / Sci-Fi | 1h 40m
LINKS
IMDb: Black Moon Rising (1986)
Wikipedia: Black Moon Rising
Rotten Tomatoes: Black Moon Rising
WHERE TO WATCH
Check out JustWatch https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-rider
TRAILER / CLIPS
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Black Moon Rising (1986) – Tommy Lee Jones needs to steal something he already stole out of a car that somebody else stole. Eventually, this will involve jumping a skyscraper.
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SHOW NOTES
- Meet Sam Quint.
- Getting an incoming email from the FBI about the Lucky Dollar in Las Vegas for the Attorney General about last year’s taxes… uh oh. Audit time. We tried the legal route. Time to call in… the specialist. He drives a Cherokee Chief
- Free Coffee at the gas station. Don’t mind if I do . While dressed in all black.
- You knew at this son? That boy’s got a bad attitude.
- Who was more annoyed with the intro to this movie? Brian Dunaway and the way they kept moving that comic book rack around with it’s bad movie continuality or the Las Vegas Drive through shots for Brian Ibbott?
- This movie sounds like a TV show from the 80s… oh John Carpenter.
- His all in one gizmo. Touchpad. No problem. KeyCard Maker. Tape Storage Alarm… problem.
- Hold it right there… Hey… guys… it’s quint!
- Meanwhile down at the salt flats.
- ok ok… so let’s just steal everything from Knight Rider… and Newhart. Brother Larry.
- Wait. Is Tommy Lee Jones listening to himself as a DJ on the radio reading the news about his heist?
- Hey…can you give me a lift… my ride got all shot up.
- Look at dem gas prices!
- Just gonna shove this in your plate bag for your parachute and hope you don’t deploy it.
- Redhead
- Marvin, you have bad information.
- Randy, you must have had yours in private.
- So des his car run or not.
- Meanwhile down at the Pool Snooker… Temu George RR Martin is grabbing a bear.
- Friday Morning 9 o’clock.
- We are talking about money. Double
- Meanwhile down at The Besty.
- It is like science fiction. He used to work for NASA
- All this beautiful big hair.
- Pay the valet extra to keep both eyes on her.
- Since the Turbo. No shit.
- Oh… A shitty Chrysler Turbo.
- When the cell phones were huge and the hair was huger.
- Hell of a car.
- Deaf Larry looking at your boobies.
- Your Black Moon is interesting for the track.
- Randy, I would say you are in for a long and lonely night.
- 2 vans full of car thieves.
- Oh my god. They’re stealing the cars!!
- There goes all my work.
- They over lit the interior of this crappy Chrysler… he is making all kinds of faces.
- Too much car for Linda Hamilton. I don’t think so.
- haha… Shoot the tube. fire it up. vroom.
- Runs on Water. Can’t have that.
- A couple of unmarked semis . That dem.
- Man. This movie is Lit.
- Who is this guy. Why is he following us.
- It is called the Black Moon… I swear mister… I ain’t dropping no Eaves.
- Bubba Smith MF’er saying.
- I’m going to take all the heat that comes down on my body and transfer it to your head.
- Hey, you got my money.
- Poor ole deaf Larry of Daryl and Daryl.
- How do we fund our operation? By chopping up expensive cars… but a few premium picks that we keep in the showroom.
- Melina… she is bitch.
- Are you threatening me? You are a little man. With a little heart.
- Is he watching? Cool.
- haha.. construction trailer with a hospital bed. This guy is dying.
- Haha… gasp gaspo
- Interesting Machine. What is it. It is an interesting machine.
- He locked up my Interesting Machine! Bastard
- Let’s play Chicken Door. or Door Chicken.
- Meanwhile on the producers couch… The lady that the producer wants but can’t control. Lina Hamilton.
- Tommy Lee Jones and Linda Hamilton sex scene. I didn’t sign up for this. But here I am… listening to the Sexaphone and looking at side boob and man butt. No get your feet off my indoor motorcycle’s gas tank.
- We are both thieves.
- Larry Likes Layers. How many layers of clothes is he wearing? You would think that might be enough to protect him from a car collision. the ole hit and scoop.
- Damnit. Who painted that door knob.
- He knows all the blue collar workers who build the things so he can get the info. Too bad it gets them killed. John!
- Dunkins go in the mouth… not the head.
- Just let me grab my under car carriage gun and I’ll show you who is da boss.
- Parking… like a glove.
- Sleeping in a burnt out hotel. I was working as a waitress in a hotel bar.
- I don’t know if I can kill a man over a car. They did.
- A thief, a prototype car driver and a guy that worked at NASA heist their protype car back.
- I’m starting to think maybe he is not actually the best in the business.
- I spent most of my time Jones’ing over the1985 Dodge Daytona Turbo Z
- Drop bars. That thing is not in the blueprints
- Who has been messing with my seating positions I feel like I am laying down.
- We will call this an unfortunate breakdown in communications.
- Linda Hamilton delivered a headshot.
- ahh come one. I was thinking he was going to deploy the parachute. Missed opportunity.
- Out of the fryer and into the frying pan.
- no eye gauging!!
- You better watch that guy. He’s a criminal.
- Oh no. What do I tell the Italians. Forget them… let’s call Boeing.
- So do we just assume they killed Robert Vaughn with the car?
