Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
As you guys know…I have a wife for everyday of the week. But good news! I’ve decided to divorce Tuesday wife for more sacking! Viva La Filmsack. Now if you will excuse me. I have to go urinate in public and re-attach this mans nipples. Don’t worry. I’m going to wash my hands before and after each…because otherwise that would be gross. Lord Salisbury stop pointing at my thinker!
Around The World In 80 Days (2004) – Like taking a “Steamer” to London captained by a man with no nipples. Wear the rubber underpants!
That China-Man is robbing the bank of England.
The Steam Punk Conehead
Wear the rubber pants
Trope: Agree to a dangerous job to avoid apprehension / Oh you must be the Servant from Servant Co that I was expecting.
Crazy backyard scientist….
Flubber and movies of this like use Steam powered science that is more akin to bubbly soda
Nothing funnier than the ole face punch through a painting where the painting face should be.
I don’t think they know what a Valet is. or perhaps I do not
Ramsey invented the slinky in the late 1800s and was put in the lunatic asylum.
Impregnable vs impenetrable.
As adjectives the difference between impenetrable and impregnable is that impenetrable is not penetrable while impregnable is too strong to be penetrated or impregnable can be capable of being impregnated.
A woman in the Royal Academy!
The Jade Buddha
Little Red Rule Book
I got to admit…I laughed at Passport Two…passepartout
Turns on with a whistle.
Was 50 miles per hour ever really a barrier?
The whisper game
Elderly Norwegians with very tiny feet
Fortnight (2 weeks)
These British have the best teeth of any British I have seen in the late 1800s
Challenge extended. Challenge accepted.
Everyone has a price…or do they.
The wager…no more science…or all the science. Royal Academy of Science head…sounds like a lot of work.
Sitting in my copper tub….thinking about my poor choices.
Keep getting this movie confused with Shanghai Knights
Nothing funnier than seeing an authoritarian figure being drug down the road by a horse/car
Me Brain’s Leaking!
Trope: Asian lady who is good with knives
Ahh…the early years of 3d animation. Nice twist on the map travel interstitials or transitions though
Wait a moment! This is not science…it is art.
Grass is not charcoal.
Man is not a chicken….The Van Gogh loop was very popular in France during the late 1800s
You dream of flying and naked men?
Women are getting pushed out everywhere.
Old French ladies are always trying to take a bite out of Jackie Chan
Old French lady taking a face plant made me laugh.
Brothel humor makes me laugh. No it does not.
Ahh…Jackie Chan…saving sleeping ladies from their own incompetence
The statue is grabbing his trousers! It also has dreams of flying and naked men.
Jackie Chan getting pants is always good humor.
Jackie Chan is the bumbling fool that has skills…the police man is just bumbling
Fogg is smitten with fancy hoes.
A wild Arnold appears.
What a weird choice for Istanbul prince?
I never think when I am naked…
Arnold does not like you pointing at his thinker.
Bathing suits are weird.
A wife for each day of the week. But what if I want to be single on Tuesdays!
They are taking the idea of Fat Cats to the highest degree.
Lord Kelvin is cold.
Cross Dressing is always funny …especially when trying to escape in a crowd. except that it is not and always ends with the hunter being smitten with the prey until they realize…and the pursuit continues
Man of many chains…you do not want to go against…the man of many chains
Sake and Dominos
Perhaps one of the most violent Disney movies since Flubber
kanpai! is that also a Chinese cheer? or just Japanese.
Chinese: Nien Nien nu e. Kong Chien
Chinese: Yung sing (“drink and win”)
Chinese Cantonese: Gom bui (“dry the cup”)
Chinese Mandarin: Gan bei (“dry the cup”)
I went back…she is saying Gom Bui…possibly Gan bei.
Chan, surveying the pre-show chaos, periodically contributed comments in a mishmash of English, Mandarin, and Cantonese, the language of his native Hong Kong. “I’ve forgotten how to speak Cantonese!” he said. In Beijing, where he lives now, Mandarin is spoken. He leaned over to a young Chinese-American visitor nearby.
That is one convenient story-telling dresser..it has pictures and letters and everything to easily explain everything for Fogg…who is an idiot.
Fogg…the last to know.
Screaming China-Man….”Please let me go. I am bored!”
Ding Ding Ding….no no…Ding Dang Dong…Passpourtout
Mr. Grumpy and the leatherettes
Your silly bracelet.
French ladies like to spit.
This is some good fighting.
Jackie Chan has his ass stuck in a cart. Go home to momma.
Chair and Ladder assists are always in Jackie Chan fighting.
I really admire the Chinese people. They always seem to put a lot of work in…that’s why I hate to see someone get thrown into a pile of collected work…like when I a Chinese citizen sorts all those skittles by color just to have a bad guy get tossed into it. ugh.
Public Urinater got to do what a public urinater got to do. I think I got some pee pee on me.
an hour and 20 minutes in and act 2 is over…time for act 3
Does this wall ever end? It’s like some kind of great wall. Perhaps you will run into Matt Damon. I wish a I had a valet
I’m such a Rutabaga.
Alms…for the poor?
A wild Rob Schneider appears…and smells like a dead horse.
I’ll cut you with my wooden spoon! You devil worshipping drawer.
Got to be a record for Cameos in a Filmsack movie.
Where are the Flying Men! The bird men are coming.
A man who lives what he dreams
So did Disney just have a few actors on payroll they needed to use?
haha….was sad when I realized this was not Shanghi Knights…then happy again when Cowboy Owen Wilson showed up…then sad again when Luke Wilson appeared.
Crazy English Wanna Be Cowboy Man….get out the way.
America loves a good wager
Taking a “Steamer” to London.
That was one epic battle.
She is the 11th Tiger and Finally…a lady punches a lady out.
Formula…The Threesome. Man/Woman romance and Third Wheel who has a seperate agenda but is friends with both man and woman.
How many filmsack films have The Statue of Liberty in them?
Did we do Ghostbusters 2?
Captain no nips hasn’t gotten any since the shark attack
Most people would laugh at you. not us. We care about you
Birds is the idea…burn birds.
New nipples for a boat. You had me at the nipples
Those poor sailors…stuck at sea with a captain with no nipples.
As most American Technology of the late 1800s…powered by a china-man
It’s a slinky…fun for Lord Kelvin
Look out for darts in the back
Street people are afraid of bird people….
We didn’t go to New Zealand
I’m a battered Lord
Big fat royal bottom!
She’s behind me isn’t she.
In another timeline…the queen of England hobbles James Caan…and in another she takes a sit in a hot tub with Jack Nicholson.
I am not even going to try to figure out timezones.
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