INTRO Oh hi, Dear Blackout Diary, Today, I saw a baby checking the mail with his chubby little baby hands. Oh Baby, what could you possibly be expecting in the mail? Baby Food samples? Gerber life insurance for your questionable high risk baby lifestyle? Meh….maybe baby was just trying to intercept a letter intended for […]
INTRO Oh hi, And thank you for agreeing to meet me in the woods of Transylvania to execute the worst plan ever. Ok, so here is the deal, we are going to tie my brother up to that stake over there in the clearing to lure out the Lycan…that’s a werewolf or “wolfman” for you […]
INTRO Oh, hi meow. Midnight talent agency how may I claw your eyes out today? Purr Purr. Oh my yes, Mrs. Berry would love to be in your movie. Meow Meow What’s that? What are her qualifications? Meow Meow. Well she has 10’s of minutes of experience with cats. Meow. I would even go so […]
Thinner (1996) – Like having Stephen King poke out your mook eyes and shoving a chicken down down your gullet. Everything is bea-au-tiful.
Stand By Me (1986) – Like Patrick Beja knocking up my cat & knocking over my trash. At first I would be pissed…but then I would have Beja Kitties to cuddle so it’s all good. [usr 5.0] *WARNING : My show notes are unrated. I do not censor my thoughts while making notes. Listen Now – […]
National Treasure (2004) – Like sitting through the entire movie credits roll….just in case there is a Sean Bean death scene. No? how about Like 2 hours of Adam West Batman trying to help Robin get there…I could condescend for hours. [usr 5.0] *WARNING : My show notes are unrated. I do not censor my thoughts […]