INTRO
Oh hi,
This week on filmsack we find it Impossible to not come out of retirement for one more Mission on Paramount+ where we run as fast as we can, no faster, try doing it with karate chop action like you hate the wind …yeah that’s it…now run back to 2006 before our brain’s explode and our eyes go all catty whompus. Hey, look at me. Nope eyes should not be at 10 and 2 .. you so dead.
Anywho, I was recently wedded and bedded at the local hospital and then on the floor of the janitor’s closet by the hospital priest … oh… the wedded part was with the priest not the bedded part …that was just between me and my new horny hospital wife and the shocked janitorial staff. Shocked I say! Also, I disavow any knowledge of what was done with that plunger. Gross.
Ok well I got to head out to my honeymoon now… right after I rescue my wife or she rescues me from some shit I stirred up at my day job that isn’t the job I told her it was…will there be questions. Damn skippy. BRAIN BOMB! Don’t recall anything … sorry honey. Not buying it? FACE SWAP!
Randy, this intro will self destruct in 5 seconds, just like a Saturday night at Randy’s house … after Grub Hub forgets his GD arby’s sauce. Dun Dun Dun dun dun dun .. doodle doo.. dooodle dooo.
BRIEF
Retired from active duty, and training recruits for the Impossible Mission Force, agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) faces the toughest foe of his career: Owen Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman), an international broker of arms and information, who is as cunning as he is ruthless. Davian emerges to threaten Hunt and all that he holds dear — including the woman Hunt loves.
LINKS
IMDB – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317919/
WIKIPEDIA – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission:_Impossible_III
Rotten Tomatoes – https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mission_impossible_3
TVTropes – https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/MissionImpossibleIII
WHERE TO WATCH
Paramount+ – https://www.paramountplus.com/movies/video/jx6VK1vDTgxkrwHhim4dfp2Imdv7kzO9/
MORE WAYS TO WATCH – https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mission-impossible-iii
TRAILER/CLIPS
Mission Impossible III (2006) – Like an Impossible Mission Force … Tom Cruise continues to defy reality and age one more time … what’s that? There are 8 more of these? WTH #PutAnExplosiveChargeInMyHead
SHOW NOTES
- Defy Death Mr. Cruise…DEFY IT! LIVE FOREVER!
- I put an explosive charge in your head. Does that sounds familiar?
- Where is the rabbit’s foot? But I gave it to you.
- I’m going to count to 10…you tell me…then she dies.
- Jules it is going to be ok…for sure it is not going to be ok.
- This guy with the breath right strip does not look happy.
- 5 stages of grief… Bargaining
- The way you helped me on the airplane.
- 7…8…
- I want to help you get whatever you want.
- No. No. No.
- Light the fuse bitches. Do do do … do do do.
- He’s fine..he’s fine…
- Going to get married.
- 2 weeks in a row! Save the cheerleader.
- Can I read lips? I can read lips right?
- Lake Wanaka!
- Pinkard!
- All expense paid trip to Mexico…I got to go.
- I can’t decide between all of these chips!! Let’s talk spy shit.
- I’m retired…Family.
- Take some pictures of the party for me…This is a fancy disposable camera.
- Normally we would disavow
- This message will self destruct…just a friendly reminder…in case you have your eye right up against it.
- I mostly only travel by motorbike.
- I’m off to the office…sorry…
- Getting the band back together.
- Those who can’t do … teach…back in the field.
- Meanwhile in Germany.
- Hey man…that’s your job.
- hydraulic prompted keyboards with some trackballs
- I don’t respect you nearly enough to have that conversation.
- Two Tangos.
- Groundhog, Observer, Raider One and Raider Two? Phoenix
- Please…when do I not copy…all I do is copy.
- Always promise up front … that way you can really disappoint.
- Its adrenaline…you are going to feel this.
- I have to talk to you…turn off your transmitter
- She is totally capable. You aren’t rescuing me…I’m rescuing you.
- There is always a double cross…Mission Impossible.
- How many rounds you got? Enough…that was 1…you had 1
- No time for getting in…we will just ride on the top of the van!
- My head…you can’t hear that?
- I’ll zap it once…and then…I’ll zap you back.
- Explosive in your head…
- Helicopters doing windmills…that is a lot of blades.
- Zap…Brain Bomb! Eyes go wonk wonk.
- Ethan…thank you.. The package is fucked…repeat…the package is fucked.
- This movie should be called…Ethan loses another lady.
- Beyond capable…we got a
- It is unacceptable that chocolate makes you fat…buuuut.
- I’m not on you yet.
- Crispy I believe is what they called them.
- Excuse me…did you just throw a title at me?
- Point and shoot. You trained real good…so good for active field duty…oooh this is your fault.
- Postcards from the dead.
- I ain’t never got a blank microdot. Maybe it is magnetic. Magnetic means encrypted.
- Why would you send me a blank microdot?
- You never slept with your little sister.
- She was brand new…remember when you were sweet.
- Mystery Tech…the anti-god…you know…that old thing.
- What are you not telling me Ethan? I need you to trust me.
- I need you to trust me….
- ok…so let’s get a hospital wedding. Wait…are those rings they took out of colons. Oh no…they are hilarious gift store rings.
- Honeymoon in the Janitors closet. Paper product on the floor.
- I’ll need 30 seconds and we’ll need a truck.
- Now that we have pissed off Italian in Rome…don’t forget to smoke up your DHL truck.
- Hey…can I run up this wall? Can we put that in a film?
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…talking photos with his Polaroid to fool them all. Well…that one guy anyways.
- Quick change Padre
- Looping them videos and taking up them Polaroids and doing them costume changes…all I do is copy.
- Use my compact mirror
- Some relationship talk. A normal relationship is not viable for people like us
- Then I am smarter than you.
- 23 months is the longest
- Using my compact makeup camera to take photos and send that to the face printer…
- I’m not proud of it…I’m not
- Touching face
- I always spill wine on my custom made shirt. it’s fine
- There is for sure going to be a fight in that bathroom
- That is one fancy briefcase.
- Read this. Slowly.
- I need 30 seconds…can you cough for 30 seonds
- See you in the sewer
- Blow up the car and speed away on your speedboat after you issue all occupants Mi6 issued Sunglasses that are disavowed.
- That was nothing. That was fun. It was fun.
- Kiss the sky…literally….pop open the bottom of the plane.
- Don’t use my name. Ethan.
- Lindsey’s Microdot
- Brassel is the brass.
- Action movies really love or hate Bridges.
- There is a g36 in the truck…I know I know
- Some assembly required.
- Should have killed him
- Too late.
- You can’t get in touch with Julia…cause this movie should be called…I ain’t answering my phone.
- You hung me outside of an airplane
- The Rabbit’s Foot. Julia’s life for the Rabbits foot
- I will bleed on the flag to make sure the stripes stay red. I bullshit you not.
- Reading lips…thank god for subtitles.
- Murder machine.
- How to hack the system…hold down the transmit button.
- We are family.
- In my beanie cap and mutton chops securing some flight tickets.
- Oh yeah..they are freaking out.
- Launching baseballs at the roof of a slanted building.
- Ok…he made it…he made it. I knew he would make it.
- When I was little I had a cat…just a prayer to bring it home.
- look up look up
- did he for real just drop the Rabbit’s foot? Also, don’t put your world killing virus in a rolling tube.
- They are coming…who…building security…and they are pissed.
- bring our most inconspicuous white stretch limo
- Mr. Sleep…king of sleep. no questions.
- That must have been some good sex…I’m willing to drink poison for it.
- Always a traitor up the line.
- It’s complicated. We had to make sure it was the right thing.
- This ain’t her. Sike!
- A lake never the mountain..where we met.
- Can I talk on the phone…closer…NOM NOM NOM
- I’m going to lose my citizenship because of this.
- I got to run over a mile of roofs shanghai roofs
- Run…Faster…faster!!!
- Jules you are going to be OOOOOK THAT HURTS LIKE SHIT! Brain Bomb
- I’ve activated the charge in your head…you get 4 minutes.
- I told you she would call out your name.
- Philip See More Truck Hoffman.
- I have questions.
- They don’t have an defib.
- I’m making a defib
- Very simple…point and shoot.
- Time for her to use her training. pew pew.
- Why did you shoot me lady?
- Just a little dead time is all I needed…I feel totally better now.
- CPR is great…but Chest Banging with a closed fist out of anger is really the best respirtation.
- I was thinking you might want to tell me why we are in China.
- IMF and agency. Impossible Mission Force.
- The Rabbit’s Foot…what is it? It is whatever the most imaginably bad thing you can imagine.
- Like a weed. If you pull up one 2 more grows back in its place.
