Intro
Oh hi,
We’re not gonna make it? You are! Seagal Out!
Well Steven, here we are explosively decompressed at 35,000 feet without a parachute again. Now, based on my training the average human should have about 30 seconds of useful consciousness at this height. But, I’m way cooler than the average human…sooo…45 seconds….buuuuut I just wasted 15 seconds of that on a word-math problem or is it math-word problem? Whatever, we have been in worse situations…you are! now focus up Sha-gaul…….Shuh-gal…See-gal…….no it’s Suhgal right? I mean how have I been saying it?…Shuuuguuuh…Ahhh…snap out of it, Whoever you are!
Ya know what…I don’t need useful brains…I’ll just fly the brain…so hee-ya! take that fluffy cloud and that…and this roundhouse kick to your fluffy face. Oh wait…look clouds! Did that experimental bomber pilot just eject from our mission plane! oh ho ho… Hello plot hole here I come. All I have to do is skyfall towards him and take my position on his his lap for a free ride back down to earth.
“Hello fellow American! May I hitch a ride back to mother Russia!” I mean….ah shit..covers blown…quick fly to safety Sea-gull! Cah Cah Cah Cah
Links
Executive Decision (1996) – Like 2 hours of intense zip lining, wire cutting, lights flashing action to get the attention of some while hiding from the attention of others. It’s sweaty work but Leguizamos got to do it.
Show Notes
- Man this movie is pixelated
- All Star Cast!
- Very Military Thriller Music.
- DZ-5 Russian Nerve Toxin
- Jim and John wrote this…twins? Predator. Wild Wild West
- Collins took one…he’s dead…for nothing! no DZ-5
- 3 months later
- Gee I wonder if Kurt is going to have to fly a larger plane later on. You are not prepared!
- Flying anxiety. Relax and Fly the Plane. Stick and Rudder
- What a weird side flash on the Jaffa Terrorist Wedding Napping.
- 15 years of unrestrained Terrorism.
- 6 months later.
- Movie planes ridiculously large on the inside
- Overhead luggage. Stupid Woman!
- Sweaty Terrorist are prone to blowing up and sweating
- Oceanic Airlines
- Gun Reassemble
- QA Has Bathroom Face Wash
- These Terrorist look like Terrorist
- I like calling the embassy and playing pre-recorded threats.
- Hide my gun in my sock.
- Circle that US Marshal…circle him!
- Where is the Passenger Manifest…You destroyed it?
- Sucking on Twizzlers and scrubbing audio.
- Remember Guys…this is a think tank….we get paid to think
- We do not negotiate with Terrorist…unless we do.
- Do we like London that much…enough to negotiate. Is the President in London?
- So we got this crazy plan. Let’s spend 20 minutes of the movie with some nut ass stunt to dock on a commercial jet with a stealth fighter and let’s let Seagal lead it and Kurt wear a tux and tag along.
- So Allison died from the Million Dollar Baby death
- This whole plan relies on a clip
- How many wind shears happen while doing some crazy ass maneuver
- Why is Cappy so damn heavy?
- OMG Seagal died in most spectacular fashion.
- I kind of like that Seagal held out for a better more heroic death
- Castle Rock. Big Eye Six. Hail Mary.
- Top 2 are dead in the team replaced with 2 non-supposed to be theres.
- Shh…double finger sssssh
- We only have part of our equipment
- Whispering in the belly of the plan…time for a heated power struggle
- Photo from 25 years ago…but I would recognize his voice…and know if I saw him.
- Co-Pilot saw Americans…Soldiers…ignore this cut and bump on my head.
- Yep. Still dead.
- I traveled all this way to lay on the cold floor with a broke neck. That’s why I get paid the big bucks.
- uh oh Velma…ya dropped your glasses
- What is the in flight movie? Looks like Kurt Russel and a Monkey.
- The Barefoot Executive (1971) Ha.
- They have enough nerve gas to wipe out half of the eastern seaboard….time to just blow up the plane.
- Scooting up and down the tube of a plane like some kind of Leguizamo Rat
- How nice of them to include the captain with the bomb research
- Why not just eject the bomb…lose pressure…
- All the tech guys in this movie have oral fixations.
- Whatever you do…don’t look into his eyes…his dreamy dreamy eyes…OMG I LOOKED INTO HIS EYES!
- I need me a laser wire cutter
- This operation has too many rookie factors
- Red Handled Dikes?
- Cappy
- Coughing Cappy Death
- Yaffa is Freeee…Free Yaffa for all!
- 1:22:22 .. It’s an executive decision now.
- 2-1 K…21 K!
- The bomb wiring is a decoy…what else is a decoy
- The under bomb has laser beams (Photo something beams)
- The president is out of the country
- This is more wire cutting than I had signed on for
- Least fun game of Operation every
- Also, way too many flashing lights in this movie.
- Haha…wardrobe change.
- Kurt Russel slowly morphs
- The look of surprise on the sleepers face…priceless
- Who Bye Box of Diamonds
- When is this morphine supposed to kick in.
- They are totally NOT in control
- Whats wrong..FLAPS!
- I love that Russel is announcing everything he is doing while trying to figure it out.
- Shit…landing gear down.
- Just fly the plane.
- Just land the plane
- Hey..my landing field!
- hey…thanks…a chewed up coffee stirrer.
