INTRO
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Oh hi, from the bunker of the murder house.
This week on THE Filmsack, we ain’t Alright Alright Alright when we RETURN OF THE TEXAS some Lipstick right onto this Leatherface’d CHAINSAW wielding dancer in the streets, MASSACRE in the “oh sheets” he saw us, run! with your electro motorized remote controlled leg gear as fast as you can to the PEA-COCK (chicken) where we are streaming for our lives to survive this 1995 part 4 horror sequel that perfectly encapsulates Brian Ibbott’s prom date of the same year… what were you like… 28… this explains so much.
Anywho, welcome to Back Woods of Texas Small Town medical supply and chainsaw emporium located conveniently across from “Real Estate for murder families looking for victims” and I can’t help but notice you are eyeballing our remote controlled Leg Bender 3000. That is a popular one. Now will this be going on your Illuminati Card or are you paying in Skin?
Randy, Does this lipstick make me look like a leatherface’d whore?
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BRIEF
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995) is a loosely-connected sequel/reboot of the 1974 horror classic. The plot follows a group of teenagers who get stranded after a car accident, only to stumble upon the Sawyer family’s horrific domain. Chaos ensues as they fight for their lives against Leatherface, Vilmer, and the rest of the twisted family. Featuring early performances from Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey, this film cranks up the crazy factor with bizarre twists, black comedy, and unhinged performances.
1995 ‧ Horror/Thriller ‧ 1h 27m
LINKS
IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110978/
WIKIPEDIA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre
Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/texas_chainsaw_massacre_the_next_generation
TVTropes: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/TexasChainsawMassacreTheNextGeneration
WHERE TO WATCH
Peacock TV : https://www.peacocktv.com
Just Watch: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/texas-chainsaw-massacre-the-next-generation
TRAILER/CLIPS
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The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995) – Like a hydraulic leg crushing your head to wrap up prom night. Alright times 3. #NaughtyIlluminati #LipstickLeather
SHOW NOTES
- I don’t want to return!!
- Power Outage eats the show notes!
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